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#jawbreaker heathers and dna are a holy trinity of some sort
queer-cosette · 4 years
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'teens accidentally murder each other' stories explained with Mean Girls characters
Heathers: Cady and Aaron accidentally murder Regina and pass it off as a suicide. Gretchen takes up Regina's mantel and nearly makes Karen kill herself. Eventually Aaron blows himself up and Cady tells Gretchen where to stick it after faking her own death.
Jawbreaker: Regina, Gretchen and Karen accidentally murder Cady and give Janis a makeover so she won't tell anyone. Karen decides she wants out and manages to make it to the end of the film as one of the few characters with her morals mostly intact.
DNA: Everyone gangs up to bully Damien but freak out when they knock him into a 50 foot concrete pit. Assuming he's dead, they ask Aaron and Cady what to do and Aaron comes up with a plan to make it look like an abduction. Except Janis screws up and gets someone sent to prison for it - only to discover that Damien is actually alive. Aaron sends everyone else home and tells Janis to kill Damien. Meanwhile Cady kills her hamster, tries to kill herself, tries to bang Aaron, becomes briefly convinced she's psychic, tries to run away, tries to talk Aaron out of his plan, and eventually moves schools, making Aaron realise what a cruddy boyfriend he's been. Gretchen wants to be a dentist.
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queer-cosette · 4 years
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There’s a specific genre of psychological horror stories that I’m really into at the moment. DNA needs a movie (although I have a live cast recording from Glasgow 2016).
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