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#jooster fic ideas
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Jeeves and Wooster Beauty and the Beast AU where Bertie is the Beast and instead of being mean to Jeeves (Belle), he’s just a clumsy dummy who happens to create loud crashing noises that scare people. He didn’t kidnap anyone but instead had them as invited guests but misunderstanding led to them thinking he was terrifying. So when Jeeves comes, Bertie tries to hide himself away thinking that it’ll just be like every other time and (spoilers) it’s not.
Uncle Tom is Cogsworth and Uncle George is Lumière. Aunt Dahlia is Mrs. Potts and they’re scheming to break the curse so they don’t have to be objects anymore and the other objects in the castle are some members of the Drones (like Gussie is Chip). The previous people that Bertie “kidnapped” are the fiancés and Gaston/the rest of the townspeople are members of the Ganymede club, fiancés, and families of the fiancé.
The witch is obviously Aunt Agatha.
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I've just had a Jeeves and Wooster fic idea where in one of his many near-brushes with het™ marriage, Bertie consults Jeeves and he says he has given the matter some thought and has a suggestion which will close the lid on any unwanted marriages for the foreseeable future but he isn't sure whether Bertie will like it. Bertie, seeing that Jeeves' brain is so revved up that he's come up with a long-term scheme, naturally says he doesn't care if it involves running for Prime Minister and that he's all for it because it's bound to be a winner.
Jeeves' suggestion? Bertie announces that he has found a life partner and that it's...Jeeves. The idea being that homophobic and/or classist aunts like Aunt Agatha, to avoid scandal might leave him well alone (after a denouncement obviously) but they aren't likely to go traipsing all over the place announcing it. Anyone else will naturally just take it in stride.
Bertie obviously pales at the idea and it takes a lot of convincing and trying to solve it by himself leading to deeper soup etc but eventually sees reason and sort of goes through with it but he knows he doesn't actually feel so keenly for the poor chap...or does he? The most rather annoying thing is that he doesn't know what Jeeves thinks about the whole thing. I mean, he bally well suggested it but how is he taking it, this epitome of the feudal spirit. Sure he reads quite a lot of Mrs. Little née Banks but does he really believe all that stuff? And, for that matter, does Bertie?
And the whole book people are just treating it normal like Catsmeat saying he knew all along and that one rather spots the way he looks at Jeeves sometimes and maybe Tuppy saying Bertie just wants to keep the old size 17 brain within the family or Madeline Basset talking soppily about Bertie finally finding his one true love and how couldn't she have seen it all along and maybe the Drone's Club hosting a bachelor party for him and other such shenanigans.
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aceredshirt13 · 8 months
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, The Fast Show
Rating: Mature 
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 
Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster 
Characters: Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Ken (Fast Show), Kenneth (Fast Show) 
Additional Tags: Crack, but aren’t both these series basically crack anyway?, Sexual Humor, this is essentially just a narrative series of sex jokes. you're welcome 
Summary:
Bertie tries a new tailor. The employees make some deuced rummy comments. Jeeves does not approve.
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hi i just saw your post in the jeeves and wooster tag and was wondering if you were still going to write that fic because i'm super interested in reading it!!!
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Surprisingly, I was visited by a couple of Joosters today! It is very funny that I got two different asks about the same thing lol.
But, to be frank, I don't have any plans for writing it right now, sorry! Most of what I write depends on what I'm currently into at the moment. (Which right now, happens to be OFMD and WWDITS 2014 just as the rest of Tumblr) And also, I happen to be quite busy as well, so I can really work on one thing at a time.
But I do have it in mind for later! (Maybe sometime like later in this year or early next year?) It is an interesting idea and I would definitely like to write it! Thank you for letting me know that all y'all would like to read it - I'll def try to get off my butt and work on it if I feel like it. But no promises!
Do check out some other awesome as heck Jooster writers: @ladykeane (who has written the wonderful Bertie's Blog) and @justusmice (who used to write Jooster) Give them a read if you haven't! They're extremely brilliant and some of my fav.
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gayvillains · 3 years
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are there any jooster fake dating fics... I can't stop thinking about them shaking off one of bertie's betrothals by giving them the idea that bertie's gay but obviously it would get very tangled because only some people could be allowed to know about it (unless it's some kind of homophobia free au lol) which would involve a canon-typical level of confusion and idiocy
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lieutenantkasatka · 6 years
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okay, may be reading jooster fics before going to sleep was not one of my brigtest ideas, because I ended up sketching Bertie in outfits from the tv series (I was not aiming for Laurie’s vibe to him tho) and Bertie Making A Move - and got zero sleep because of it you know, prioritizing
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lost-in-ace · 5 years
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A Jeeves and Wooster Survey
So, right now, after reading a few ideas for a Modern Jooster AU, I came up with my own little storyline that I’m really excited to write.
I’m going to write it anyway, but I had an idea to make the story a little more extra, and interactive, and I just wanted to reach out and see if the J&W fans on here would want to see something like this.
My idea is Bertie’s memoirs are actually online journals on a blog, and since I set the story in 2012 (a year before all the sad modern stuff happened) I thought, since I would be uploading the story on tumblr anyway, I could make a fake character/fic blog and post everything on it as if it were him! (With denoted breaks of alternative points of veiw)
I just wanted to get a feel for how y’all might feel about this because I’m a little lazy, and uploading the fic itself is a little easier (albeit less fun). Anyway, thanks for reading! Feedback is appreciated and encouraged!
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My ships, in chronological order:
Elizabeth Bennet/Fitzwilliam Darcy: my first ship ever, got me into fanfiction and I’m fairly sure it also caused my hormonal awakening. 10/10. problem: the novel and various adaptations pretty much said everything that needs to be said. Nowadays if I read P&P fanfiction is mostly about Mary, because Lizzy and Darcy’s story is already complete. 
Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones (Janto): helped me bunches to come to terms with my bisexuality, hot as hell, crazy talented writers, also improved my English a LOT. problem: I’ve read so much fanfiction better than the actual series, which turned me off Torchwood--honestly, great idea, great characters, shitty execution. 
Bertie Wooster/Reginald Jeeves (Jooster): TOP NOTCH ship, the cat’s nightswear. Witty, lovingly written, the fandom small but super smart, GREAT fic, so hot, so many angles, the series is fabulous and the writing gives me a readgasm every time. 100/100 would recommend. (I also met my first girlfriend through it). Problem: the fandom is not very active these days, it’s heyday was a couple years before I got into it. But as a plus, NO DISCOURSE WHATSOEVER seriously it’s great. Anyone knows good Jooster blogs to rec me?
Buffy Summers/Spike (Spuffy): oh man, so much My Thing it’s not even funny. I’m really, REALLY into the *I would die for you and my devotion knows no limits and you love me too but your Duty or unique situation is too big for you to love me back unreservedly like I do*, which was also part of my attraction to Janto. So, so hot. Cons: the fandom spends a loot of time shitting on Every Other Character, various fandom drama type things, there’s a big thing about Buffy being a poor hapless thing at the mercy of the Bigoted Scoobies, which... please no. I found great friends through it though, and it’s still a fun and exciting fandom to be in. 
Rey/Ben Solo-Kylo Ren (Reylo): Well, their chemistry in The Last Jedi blew me away, but the fandom is one of the worst toxic cesspools I’ve ever been it so... 5/10 I guess? So far I’m really into it, but I predict it won’t last too long, unless I become really really good at policing my dashboard and block with no mercy.
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