#just do my normal thang

[skrunksthatwunk]

aurghhh ok still rewatching '97 and the way guts and casca only have the room to breathe and really come to understand and care for each other in griffith's absence because he has such a strong hold over them both.... and the way their mutual dedication to him is what causes them to bicker for years (casca thinks he's not serving him well enough, guts thinks she doesn't get that he cares/how much he cares, casca's jealousy over griffith's feelings for guts, how he won his heart without even trying or being aware of it or doing anything with it) and is also a big part of what brings them together (earlier when guts deviates from the plan to save griffith and she commends him, in the cave casca opening up about griffith and her's past, showing that vulnerability, while it's mostly confrontational, leads to guts kinda getting her better, and his efforts to save and protect her (falling off the cliff with her, taking on the 100 men so she can escape, encouraging her to return to griffith so she can help him because it's what she feels she's meant to do (her dream, the direction in life guts shares and yet is questioning because of griffith's speech at the fountain, whether or not it's enough to serve him if it means he'll never be a true friend in griffith's eyes because he's not an equal), supporting the idea of her being with griffith/being his most important person like he won't because he doesn't view it as a competition like she has been since day one) leading to her realizing that he's kind of not that bad a guy and they have a lot more in common that she thought. and how the bonfire of dreams conversation is guts opening up to her in kind, the answer to her talking about how griffith saved her, how she feels. how neither of them ever call it love but it's something they know they both have for griffith. how it's something they're beginning to have for each other, different in ways they couldn't put a word to. because they're equals this time. the way griffith kind of becomes less and less important as they find other reasons to live and fight, as they become less singularly obsessed with him. how griffith is unable to stand it, guts' personhood, that agency and peer-to-peer equality he claimed to want (and perhaps truly did) that disappeared guts from his life, his plans, his side. how it barely even matters to griffith how casca changes because he never wanted her like she wanted him. god i can't fucking stand their shakespearean nonsense drama (<- hopelessly in love with their interpersonal dynamics)

#god they're the only healthy part of this unholy mind-palace love triangle/throuple aren't they #they could have been the worst qpr/throuple in your social circle. like just insufferable when they're not getting along #if griffith hadn't [oh god oh fuck oh jesus christ] all over everything even remotely good in his life anyway #poor casca's in love with a gay man and then falls for his not-quite-boyfriend and when not-quite-boyfriend reciprocates said gay man fucki #g. Does The Eclipse Stuff. at least partially to get back at you two. oh my godd #i'm sorry i'm so not normal about them. it's starting to leak out into the blog bc i'm finally having a Berserk Moment since starting tumbl #but whewwwww. gotta get this outta my system #hope this wall of text makes sense oops <3 #berserk #berserk 1997 #how do i even tag their thang. their disastrous just horrible agonizing 3 guy dynamic. hm. #gutsca #griffguts #don't even know if anyone tags for griffith and casca. fair because 1) he raped her. yikes 2) he just straight up isn't into her #and i don't know if there's a tag for the three of them but trial and error led to nothing #but i wanna talk about their dynamic. their. (gestures wildly) whatever. it's not about thinking griffith should kiss anyone it's about lik #the agony. the pining and the torment and whatever miura so beautifully crafted for me specifically. sheesh #hope it's clear that i Don't Want Them To Be An Uwu Little Polycule Bc Casca Should Not Be In A Cutesy Throuple With Her Rapist #it's more that i think they kind of are or almost are part of this (gestures wildly again). Thing. with each other and i wanna talk about i #same with griffguts like oh man they should NOT be in a relationship. but i have this deep intense Need to study them and frankly they're #kind of crazy about each other for a while. like they care about each other so so much it's crucial to all three of their characters. #so it's kind of unavoidable. and i wanna talk about it. and have this read by people who also want to talk about it. yeah? yeah. #(and yeah i think griffith raping casca was about her and guts. like 'fuck you for making him okay with leaving me' type of vibe. even #though it wasn't her fault he's just. god. but it sure as hell isn't Mostly about casca because griffith's making eye contact like the Whol #time with guts. he makes him watch. it's just. shooooooooooo aughhhhghhghh fucking. jesus christ. that or it's the fear that his two most #important pawns are going to leave him Together and he just. can't deal with that. especially after the torture internment thing. #he's so weak and he was so close to his dream and now it's falling apart and they're leaving him and he can't even move. it's about making #damn sure they can't escape him or forget him ever again. #or maybe it's even a 'you can't have her she's mine' to guts but it's still largely like. spiteful/about possessing her as a soldier/human #because i don't think you could convince me it's about having her as a lover or about controlling/hurting/possessing her body.)

[front-facing-pokemon]

#RIP to the legacy post editor. you will be missed. while queueing this post and the last one it's removed the option for me to switch to the #old one and is making me use the new one. which is like not bad. it's not a bad editor. i just don't like change as most tumblr users don't #it also just appends the post you make directly to the top of the currently-displayed posts behind it even if it's not meant to go there #which is a little bit scary when i'm on the queue page and i click “add to queue” for a post that's supposed to go up on august 18th #to see it immediately appear above mega metagross. the legacy post editor didn't do that. it made you refresh the page if you wanted to see #your own new post on the dashboard. which i think was better!! honestly!! i've never Made a post using the new editor to see how it behaves #only ever queued up FFP using this thang. but that's also bc i feel like i don't post very much. i need smth Interesting to say when i post #on my main blog i mean. i don't make extraneous posts on here (usually) unless i'm answering an ask or something. which. still have yet to #miss one to this day. going strong #bibarel #can you tell idk what to say about this guy. what are they‚ water-type? big chance i'm fucking wrong and they're just pure normal #OKAY i was right. normal/water. semi-interesting typing and i get why they're a water-type. but. i never use. bibarel. even as a kid who #didn't understand or care about competitive. i knew bibarel was not very strong. it's a route 1 normal-type fucker. and maybe it's like #better than i think or something but tbqh it's a sinnoh 'mon and i already have another sinnoh water-type that has my heart. buizel #so bibarel was not so much in the cards for me. bro i should do like. a mono-type run of a pokémon game one day. that would be fu #do folks do that? is that a challenge run that actually exists? nuzlockes exist so i don't see why not. okay i'm doing it. my next replay o #any pokémon game is hereby decreed to be a water-type mono-type run. i may or may not liveblog it on my main blog #and it may or may not be nuzlocke. we shall see #hell maybe i'll stream it. maybe that could be fun. i don't know of *anyone* who would be interested in that but it tends to help me #actually go about completing games when i have someone there like. waiting for me to do so

[beastcouture]

long time no alien yuri....

#heard a song that fit their vibe. im always doing that you know. associating anything to my ocs. im very normal #not toxic doomed yuri just (somewhat) mutual pining under the no attachments religious order yuri. you decide if that's worse or not #sw oc #star wars #my art #kel dor #devaronian #if you see a litle bald thang thats my new starwar sona :) voxa's too developed to just stay as a sona so they get to ascend

[volfoss]

do u guys like her...

#twist rambles #having to write the id for this like. heres all the diseases. #sorry im like... ive been researching on and off all day and i truly do think i could fix her. pray fo rme that buyee shipping wouldnt be #too bad bc i want her soooo bad #bjd posting #and shes DIRT CHEAP. 1000 yen. like thats NUTS. they keep having to put the auction back up bc NO ONE will bid on this thang. #anyways. i am pretty confident now after all the research that... i could remove the face paint and resculpt her nose and then. paint it #again lmao. thankfully cordula (my resinsoul li/my VERY pink doll) has also had to have been full head painted so like... it shouldnt be to #bad? and w already having a body that SHOULD perfectly fit (given i can figure out the neck connector lol) i can just... paint her head to #match the body if i do go thru w it. i dont normally get like... this focused on what i assumed was an impulse purchase (havent bought her #yet) but i just... i keep thinking abt her like. i genuinely curse the autism object empathy bc every day ive been like checking the sales #page to see if it will truly be MY burden to bear. #anyways. i am making this post to get thoughts on her. do you guys see the cuteness hiding under the scaries. #if i DID get her it would be a massive liveblog adventure as i clean her up so. know that if you are invested in me deyuckifying beasts lol

[oflgtfol]

literally what the fuck is in the air lately ive had three guys being weird at me within the past three weeks. thats one guy a week. Stop fucking being weird

#coworker situation resolved itself i think hes just Like That #we’ve been casually texting now and everythings normal its fine #other guy who asked me out to get sushi together. i ghosted him. Lmao #like bro ive only talked to you like … four times you are not getting me to a secondary location #and NOWWW #AT MY INTERNSHIPPPP #im huffing and puffing doing manual labor unloading boxes and shit #and custodial does Not pick up when i call them to perhaps come down to help me out #so i gotta do it all by myself i get a cart load it full of empty boxes and im like man i gotta go toss em all individually into the #dumpster now but lo and behold i get to the loading deck where the dumpster is theres a group of grown men #theyre all doing their own thang theres a bunch of box trucks theyre waiting on and they all turn to me when i open the door #im like. Hi. dont mind me i just gotta toss these boxes in the dumpster #two of the men approach me and just literally grab the entire damn cart itself and shake it out over the dumpster #like oh. Okay #i was like hey thank you so much !!! i literally dont know who you are but thanks for helping out !! #and i have so many empty boxes i need to do this two more times #so i open the door and just one of the original men shakes it out over the dumpster again #and i was like profusly thanking him cuz im like do you even work here like who are you thank you for doing my manual labor?? 😭😭 #and so as im ducking out to get the last round of boxes the man says like hey only for you #and im like. in my head im like ??? but im like whatever. moving on. #so i bring out the last round of boxes and im like hey thank you so much for doing this have a great day #and he says something like i see you dont have a ring yet #LIKE WHAT #BACK UP !!! WHAT #IM ONLY 22 YOURE LIKE A WHOLE ASS 35 BACK UP !!!!!!!!!! #so i just say Hm! again and leave #like whenever these PEOPLE say weird shit to me i just say Hm! #CUZ LIKE. HUH? #what the fuck u want me to say that??? #anyway thankfully tho this guy isnt a coworker so its literally just a passing rando i will never see again

[yardsards]

adulthood is just visiting ur friends, saying "damn bitch, you live like this?" (affectionate) and aggressively helping them clean up while they politely tell you that you don't have to do that. and then having friends do that to you when they visit your apartment.

#eliot posts #one of my friends often does not make his bed and sleeps on a bare-ass mattress so i INSIST on at least putting a fitted sheet on #(and then normally just fully make the bed too bc might as well) #i tell him to ''stop rawdogging the mattress''/''put some protection on that nasty thang'' #bc i of course must use the most cursed language available #it only takes like 5 minutes to do and is very worth it #and then i have this second friend who takes this to a whole nother level #he does my dishes every time he visits and lemme tell you. the dish situation around here gets DIRE. #he did like 4 sinkfulls when he was here last #and motivated me to clean the rest of the kitchen while he did that #it took like an hour and we ran out of hot water #but WAY faster than if i had tried to handle that shit alone #and we had fun and jammed to 80s music #another person i'm only loose friends with but i helped her clean a ton of trash from her dorm last time i visited #bc she was on the tail end of a depressive episode and i KNOW how that is #this only works w certain kinds of cleaning tho. you can't tidy up/organize other ppl's shit‚ for example #bc you don't know where anything is supposed to go and you'll likely make things more difficult in the end #amd it just requires you to handle all their personal belongings and open their drawers and shit #and there's a 90% chance that'll make them uncomfortable and like you're violating their space #but shit like dishes is generally very much fair game and won't make them uncomfortable #tho sometimes you gotta ask if there's a specific way they like their dishes washed bc some ppl are picky abt that #ANYWAY #is it obvious my love language* is acts of service? #*(tho the 5 love languages thing is a VAST over-simplification and things are not actually clear cut like that)

[dandyshucks]

.........i'm sorry i really don't buy that HFSDGJKL that's a fucking insane height for a dog to be

#MAYBE LIKE. IF THEYRE STANDING ON THEIR HIND LEGS. BUT NORMAL HEIGHT?? NAH NO WAY #good GOLLY what are they FEEDING that thang !!!!! #GREAT DANES ONLY COME UP TO 3 FEET AT THEIR SHOULDERS #so theyre MAYBE four feet total if they have their head raised in alert body language #im gonna make my houndoom smaller bc thats just fucking goofy FSDGJKL thats way too tall #also ignore me using a person for height ref but i cannot find a height comparison site that lets u use animal silhouettes so i make do LOL

[dykedragons]

bro talking w other queer + autistic ppl is rlly a healing thang... like at work im usually pretty quiet and masking all the time but then i met an acquaintance who also works there (different department, i never see them) and it was like oh yeah! haha! im alive again! i remember how to speak! amazing!

#ramblies #LIKE i came ALIVE my coworkers were like holy shit u actually can socializejkgdfnjfdkjdfngds #like from college -> my place of employment was tonal whiplash just bc of the demographic of students vs employees #and the demographic rlly isnt even THAT different form me regularly but its just My Department where im an odd one out #which is ok! like all things my coworkers r totally cool people and i do get along with them! i just dont know how to hold a conversation! #gosh i do love my job though like most days its just. at worst its kinda #boring. its very nice..... i rlly hope i get hired again next year #idk my inferiority complex gets the better of me a lot and im like ''nah everyone hates me'' even though some ppl show up and like #barely fuckin do anything. like at least i TRY. i havent. broken anything. i havent started any drama. idk #i just feel like i dont do ''enough'' but of course i feel that way bc my entire team is way more qualified and enthusiastic abt the work #than i am bc this is a Completely Different Thang than what i normally do. but my coworkers know this as well #but yea im hopign to come back! im rlly grateful for this job bc i thought i wouldnt get hired and even if i did that i wouldnt #be capable of doing the work. but. HERE I AM! and im doing pretty ok! im enjoying it!

[bingobongobonko]

just the slightest.......... and by slightest i mean extremely frustrated i cannae focus on the things i need to do... but on shit that really don't matter, but also it matters to me. but in general i know i gotta focus on other stuff but i cant and its damn frustrating!!!!!!! how do i focus on stuff!!!!!!

#begrudgingly working on thangs... but i like it.. #but i should do other stuff but then i stop focusing.. #wtv... #slapping my brain around at full speed. Work you fool! #tho i do think its good im getting better at drawing mechs hee hee hoo heee hoo.. #thinkin if i just do what my heart asks of me then eventually ill have the ability to focus on the stuff i wanna work on #i think too. srry i got a lot to say.. been retrospective #i know i have a difficulty connecting to ppl it just frustrates me to no end how big the wall feels sometimes #i dont want that wall to BE there #difficulty connecting to people. even ppl i care about recently and it makes me sad. i dont know how to get it across #it feels like a different language again i guess. and its real frustrating not understanding how to put myself across #sucks 2 suck i guess. im not sure how i come across sometimes. maybe too talkative or too unresponsive idk man #it gets scary. i dont pick up on the signs nowadays. i dont KNOW how people think of me and i dont wanna do something wrong #agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im thinking hard. just not been able to connect to people and its got me in the dumps i guess #i wish i knew why #oh well im workin on it. i gotta get better. been struggling to feel normal and its distressin to know i might not ever be #just got me cryin outta frustration

[abyssarts]

i've seen a misinterpretation of the caption on my dollhouse piece and like. i'm not upset about the misinterpretation but i do wanna clarify:

the "false sense of security" does not mean homura is intentionally causing harm to anyone (aside from the incubators). the world she created is fragile and was forged out of a desperation to protect those she loves, even if it means they'll all end up resenting her for her actions. any sense of normalcy or security they have while in homura's new world is literally false in that it's the result of memory manipulation, and the foundation of her world is on the brink of collapse at all times.

i fuckin love homura for all her flaws and bad decisions. i do not at all subscribe to the idea that she's evil in any sense of the word, but i also don't think she "had" to rewrite the universe in her own image, yknow? there were plenty of other ways she coulda protected madoka from the incubators' influence post-rebellion. the reason why she threw away her only chance at true happiness was because she had been pushed to her absolute limit during rebellion and was in no state of mind to be making good decisions

#pmmm #the rebellion story #akemi homura #not art #(putting this in main tags bc i looooove pushing my correct agendas) #i have an au i've been developing for like 2 years where homura doesn't become a demon and instead lets madoka do her thang #madoka loves homura so much. and homura is so important to madoka being able to take the form of a god in the first place #she would've promoted homu to a knight-like status in the law of the cycle let's be fuckin real ! #like she would've been able to continue protecting madoka from the incubators even if she hadn't stolen madoka's powers #i really don't think that's up for debate. homura did not *have* to become a demon at the end of rebellion. #but it also having homura completely chill out and go oh i'm normal now hi madoka i don't have mental illness anymore #is Completely unrealistic. homura was literally fighting against her friends to commit suicide. they were preventing her self harm. #the 'happiness' we see in homura post-demonification was hollow. she had absolutely nothing left so she might as well laugh #idk how to end this rant i just like mentally ill homos. bc i am a mentally ill homo #and it annoys me to see ppl reduce homura's actions to either 'evil' or 'well it had to be done' #bitches hate to see traumatized girls be complex 🙄

[caramelmochacrow]

making outfits for the vocaloids r pretty fun, theyre like barbie dolls...

#i just made one for gumi and miku and it's so fun #like. i can do whatever i want w them so i can put them in silly outfits! #im just making the clothes kinda like their original outfits but... adding my “style” into it #yk? #made one for kaito in the past but ehhhhh he didn't look like kaito #his hair.... it's so normal so it's easy to mistake him for someone else #i am. not touching meiko n luka yet. #thinking of doing one for vflower and fukase too #just making outfits for my faves tbh lol #might make one for the kagamines too #when they can do a death metal scream <3 #anyway yeah gonna draw gumi n miku looking so silly thang and make a fit for fukass and flower #crow talks

[crowcryptid]

i have played this game for less than 10 mins and they are already giving me reasons to be weird. do not do this!! game devs dont do this!!

PUT IT IN A PILL?? IS THAT A PILL???

Edit for vital info: this thing communicates in text emojis like (x_x). Important information.

#i cant be enabled like this. dont do this #this is NOT a vore joke this is a 'single celled organism hold it in my pocket' type joke #why are you a pill!!! #what is this thang #the game is called deflector #anyway like i said ibe played less than 10 mins no opinion so far #i am just incapable of being normal about faceless things this isnt new info if u follow me sorry im like that <3

[spookyloves-fictionalcharacters]

Are Kinsonas TOO cringey these dayz? Cuz I'm thinking about doing some

...once I get my kin list all organized

#kinsona #kin list #spooky chats #text post #Lotta my kins are Creatures #so I feel like it's more forgivable to do them #Rather than just doing a redesign of an already existing character #Which I don't really have qualms with #If you find comfort in doing that then Hell yeah brother do your thang #Normalize being a little guy in the big ol world

[nomaishuttle]

hiee

#finished ALL MY ROOMS 2 hour early 😏😏 soo yeah. now i get to go do more rooms bc i cant leav til 33p #so we r going to do The liberty rooms #(liberty is the seperate wing for memory care) #itis Nice in there i went in um friday 2 deliver laundry. its cool :] idk why when i first heard there ws a seperate eing for memory care #i was expecting ir 2 be like. decrepit asylum type thang. it isnt its normal #I WAS TH SAME WAY WHEN I WENT TO THE PSYCH WARD i ws like itll be hellish in there. and then i went in and it was just like. a hospital #for obvious reasons lol . #soo yeah. thats all rlu #we r taking un short break #ALSO 2 EVERYBODY WHO HAS TAGGED ME IN THAT POST: i will do it after work bc its annoying to copy and paste tumblr posts on mobile #aka u cant u cn only do ermm. paragraphs.. etc. abyaays

[oikasugayama]

HOW HE F--KS YOU pt. 2

pt. 1 Dazai, Ranpo, Ango | pt. 2 Chuuya, Kunikida, Tachihara | pt. 3 Poe, Atsushi, Fukuzawa

smutttt. gn!reader, multiple anatomies mentioned. MDNI

Chuuya

He fucks you everywhere.

He loves picking you up and holding you while you fuck so he can pull your body into his thrusts to hit you good and deep. He loves watching your tits jiggle or your cock bounce while doing this, and he loves seeing your filthy expressions as he pounds you.

Because of his ability he can hold you up with no effort. He can carry you through his apartment, never needing to sit you down or rest your weight against anything because gravity is his bitch even more than you are. That doesn't mean he wont sit you on the kitchen counter to eat you out, or bend you over the back of the sofa and fuck you from behind. He's an ass guy for sure, he loves seeing that thang recoil when he spanks it or when his hips smack it as he thrusts. He will smack your ass or grab it or touch it almost every single time he hugs you or kisses you. He's gotta make sure one of his favorite assets is protected after all ;)

One time you asked if Chuuya could fuck you on the ceiling and he totally did it. He supported you fully so you didn't get a headache from being upside down at all. It just kinda felt like normal sex but it was funny to you to know that the damp spot up there was from ya'll's sweat while boning. (the spot dried, don't worry)

Any time Chuuya picks you up you get horny because he holds you while fucking so often. He's caught on, too, so if he wants you to hurry something up if he's getting impatient he'll just grab you and throw you over his shoulder or pick you up and force your legs around his waist, and you're getting horny before he even starts saying filthy shit in your ear.

Kunikida

He fucks you every night.

The ideal way to love someone is to do so consistently, and oh boy is Kunikida consistent. His routine shifted after starting to date you, and now "intimacy" is a scheduled block on his daily calendar. He may not actually write it, though, because if Dazai sees it he won't hear the end of it. His schedule definitely says your name.

He likes to try new positions, new techniques, new toys. He discusses them with you very seriously, asking what you'd like, what you wanna try, what you wanna keep the same. It doesn't get boring or feel clinical, though. It's really, really refreshing to be able to discuss this kind of stuff without feeling ashamed or immature.

Like all things in his life, Kunikida is good at what he does. He uses your pleasure as a guide and plays around with you until you're both satisfied. Though he loves the intimacy of just the two of you kissing and licking and sucking and fucking, he also likes the speed and efficacy of some toys like vibrators which make you both cum fast. No matter how you get down and dirty, he will make sure you get what you want before it's over, whether that's one orgasm or multiple or none if you're not interested or if you just wanna make him feel good. He's very much a "the needs of my partner come before my own" type of guy.

He's not opposed to spontaneous sex!! Yes he has a tight schedule, but sometimes if he goes out to lunch with you and you're looking really fucking good he might have to take you in the back of his car before he can go back to the office (^-^) After being in a relationship he's realized that it's okay to be late sometimes if you're acting in the throws of passion. He's gonna take love where he can after denying himself for so long.

Tachihara

He fucks you quick and dirty.

He's got a lot of shit goin' on for the PM at any given time, being one of the leads in Black Lizard. It's even more of a problem if you're hitting him up while he's also secretly in the Hunting Dogs. He doesn't have time or the interest for relationships, no matter how hot he thinks you are, but he is fully down for hooking up with you.

That's what leads to you being bent over any time he runs into you. You better grow your hair out of it's short, because he sure loves to grab it tightly in his fist while ramming you from behind. He'll pull your head back, bite your neck to leave a bruise, and call you a slut without batting an eye. All he's known is a life of fighting and being rough, so he doesn't exactly know how to treat you gently.

If it bothers you, you can ask him to stop or slow down and he will, but he's just as likely to spin you around, knock you down to your knees, and shove his cock in your mouth since you "apparently can't take it like you usually do."

If you have a genuine need for him to stop or treat you differently, he will!! he will never force you to do anything. he'll be the one to suggest a safe word for you to use if he's acting up too much. for the most part the extent of it is him being rough and calling you names, he doesn't hit you or hurt you while fucking.

He's not a fan of condoms, he doesn't like needing them, he doesn't like having to keep track of them so he's either getting snipped or you're taking measures to prevent potential pregnancy, because when he rails you he likes it messy. he'll cum inside and push it back in with his cock or his fingers or his tongue, asking if you like being used and pumped full of his seed like a dirty whore. it turns him on more seeing his cum spill out of you, so if he has time he likes to get a second round in before smacking your ass, standing you up, and giving you a messy tongue-kiss goodbye.

#bsd x reader #bsd smut #chuuya x reader #chuuya smut #kunikida x reader #kunikida smut #tachihara x reader #tachihara smut #bsd fanfic #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs headcanons #bsd headcanons #chuuya headcanons #kunikida headcanons #tachihara headcanons

[rapz-rites]

They All Know Now

That Batfam finds out Damian has a gf, but not from Damian

A/N: just randomly had this idea. Mostly a group chat between the Batfam reacting the finding out Damian has a boo thang

Enjoy 😊

Word Count: 850+

Warning: Cursing, Dick being a drama queen, Tim doubting Damian’s rizz

Damian hadn’t expected for people to find out, especially not like this

Why can’t people just mind their own business 

This whole thing was stupid

You and Damian went out to this small fair just outside of Gotham for a date

You thought it would be unnecessary to wear disguises

You wanted a normal date without disguises and paparazzi

But you were wrong

You guys were having a nice time, walking and holding hands, sharing some cotton candy 

Unfortunately, someone from Gotham Academy was there too

They took a picture and somehow media outlets got it

It was going viral

The headlines ranged from “Damian Wanye Mystery Girl” to “Who is this girl? Lover or Gold Digger”

A few months ago, you and Damian got matching promise ring

One news outlet mistook them for wedding rings

“Nothing like his billionaire father, Damian Wayne is locked in”

When you showed Damian the headlines

You found them hilarious 

Damian didn’t

Not even 10 minutes after you showed him the first headline the ‘BatChat’ group chat

Made by none other than Dick Grayson

BATCHAT 🦇

GRAYSON: Attachment: 5 images 2 videos

                   WHAT IS THIS?

                   DAMIAANNNNN!!!!!

DAMIAN : What do you want?

                 I’m busy.

CASS : Are you with Y/N?

DAMIAN : Yes.

GRAYSON : Is that why you’ve been disappearing lately??

TODD : Wow….

            The demon spawn got a girlfriend

            I thought Raven was going to be the one and only

DRAKE : Wait…

  Damian really has a girlfriend???

DUKE : Haven’t you been keeping up

DRAKE : No really…

I’m busy ok

STEPH : Are we going to ignore the fact that Cass knew and didn’t tell us

GRAYSON : Yea Cass

                    Why didn’t you tell us???

CASS : Not my secret to tell

DAMIAN : That's why she was allowed to know

CASS : Bruce knew too

GRAYSON : I feel betrayed

                    Why didn’t you tell me?

                   🥲.

DUKE : I wonder why

            🙄.

GRAYSON : Don't sass me rn Duke

DAMIAN : Cass, Y/N wants to know if you’re going on patrol on Friday.

TODD : SHE KNOWS?!!?!?!

            Does Bruce know she knows?

GRAYSON : OF COURSE HE KNOWS

                 Its Bruce

CASS : I’m not.

            Why?

DAMIAN : She says “we need to finish the movie from our sleepover”

STEPH : YOU TWO HAD A SLEEPOVER WITHOUT ME

DUKE : What was the movie?

TODD : Really Duke?

           That’s what you want to know

DUKE : Yes… leave me alone

DAMIAN : I don’t know.

DUKE : Can you ask please 🙏🏾 

DAMIAN : She said they finished Salt, with Angelina Jolie and are now on Mr and Mrs Smith

CASS : Ask her if we’re going to watch Megan Fox movies after.

DUKE : Angelina Jolie…

        Megan fox…

        Can I PLEASE join 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 

DAMIAN : I’m not a walkie-talkie.

           Text her yourself.

DUKE : Fine

         I don’t have her number

CASS : …

DAMIAN : I was talking to Cass

STEPH : Uhm….

              What about me?!?!?!

GRAYSON: Steph plz

                   Damian has been ignoring me this entire time

                  😢.

                  Can we meet her????

DAMIAN : No.

CASS: Y/N says she would love to meet you but only if “Dami” is comfortable with it

GRAYSON : SHE GETS TO GIVE YOU A NICKNAME BUT NOT ME

                     Everytime I try to give you one you reject it

DRAKE : Dami?

               Who’s Dami

TODD : Damian

             Duhhh

DRAKE : I'm running of 2 hours of sleep and 8 cups of coffee

              🖕🏾.

TODD : 😂

Suddenly everyone got an incoming call

--Incoming Facetime Call: Damian--

Once everyone joined the group facetime they all noticed a girl sitting next to Damian

They couldn’t lie

You were gorgeous 

You looked like the girl that wasn’t overly popular but everyone liked

Basically a Disney princess

But you didn’t look like Damian’s usual type

Raven or his past fling, Flatline

You were probably the reason he slowly started incorporating color in his wardrobe 

I mean it was just dark colors but it was colors nonetheless

You finally spoke up and the conversation rolled on from there

Y/N : Hi everyone! I’m Y/N! 

         It's so nice to meet the rest of you.

Grayson : Hi! Im Dick. Damian’s handsome oldest brother.

TODD : I’m Jason Todd. The cooler, even more handsome big bro.

DRAKE : Uh hi. Tim.

Everyone else started to introduce themselves 

DAMIAN: Hurry up and ask what you need, we’re extremely busy. 

Y/N : Damian, be nice. Feel free to ask me anything

After a brief moment of silence they all started talking at one

“See what I mean” Damian whispered in your ear 

You rolled your eyes at him and spoke up

Y/N : One question at a time please

DRAKE : Is Damian paying you to act like his girlfriend? Did he have to bribe you?

For the next hour, you were answering questions and they were getting to know you

They like how you balanced Damian out

You chilled him out

Normally Damian would have been tearing their heads off, but you were calmed him before he could even react

They like seeing Damian happy

He was calmer at home

Even smiling

Actually it was a small lip smirk but they counted it

Damian was happy

Especially with you

They could tell by the way he would look at you when you talked

With so much love

I had this for a while but I finally posted it. When I pasted it from my google docs I was shocked cuz all the colors and formatting was basically gone and I had to redo them. Sadly they didn’t have the colors i wanted so Cass Duke and Tim are normal but I might give Tim orange or something 🤷🏾‍♀️

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