#kevin is actively trying to die of alcohol poisoning

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Neil, on the bus back to Palmetto after the Ravens game: So you know how I promised not to lie to you guys anymore? Uh... Last night I was taken in front of Ichirou and watched him blow Riko's brains out. Also Tetsuji is stepping down as coach. That's really going to affect their next season. We'll have to train to beat the Trojans in the final next year

Everyone else: .... Neil

#just completely blew by the big news #riko dying will affect neils future less than a coach change in the ravens #so hes like why should we talk about that part #foxes are horrified #kevin is actively trying to die of alcohol poisoning #they ask wait couls you have died last night by Yakuza? #Neils like yeah #so? #i didnt #aftg #neil josten #the foxhole court #all for the game #andreil #riko moriyama #ichirou moriyama

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Riverdale 4x07 Recap

Imagine having footage of your families Thanksgiving being used on Riverdale

If they were just gonna have Hiram win unopposed just a few weeks after getting out of jail why not just keep Hermione on as mayor?

Is that Dodger’s mom? She doesn’t look nearly old enough to be his mom

Hiram is probably going to try to use violence to shut down Archie’s community centre but now that he’s mayor all he has to do is change a bylaw or two

Rupert Chipping is quite the name. Chipping was clearly poisoned or drugged before he jumped and if he was an alcoholic then it would be easy to dose his liquor. Most suicide victims don’t leave a note which is something Jughead should know by this point

Jughead just keeps cock blocking himself with his sleuthing

Ah Cheryl you batshit crazy lady you. It is a decent plan to dispose of her Uncle’s body, even if he’s discovered before spring the cold temperatures will make it much harder to pinpoint an accurate time of death

No FP, the mayor cannot just do anything! What kind of power do the writers want us to believe a small town mayor has?

Betty at least close the door

Why exactly does FP want to be Sheriff? He was a gang leader until like 2 years ago

It’s nice that Alice and FP can spend alone time together while their children, who are dating, are spending alone time together at Stonewall

I love that Hiram wears a suit to eat dinner

The dramatic table cloth pull usually looks a lot cooler on other tv shows

I don’t doubt that you do miss Fred but Mary you did divorce him years ago and move to Chicago, you’re not exactly a grieving widow

Quill and Skull... we’ve finally reached our Skull and Bones parody portion of this story line

Why is Pops playing Auld Lang Syne on Thanksgiving??

The horse mask and ax is a fun sight gag

These kids are straight up psychos if they’re writing their own versions of Chipping’s suicide note for fun

You are horrible parents Alice, I’m glad you see that

I gotta give the writers props for actually having these teen characters do actual teen things by getting drunk and playing Never Have I Ever. Did Jughead really think that was gonna work? That they would just admit to being in Quill and Skull to avoid cheating during a game of Never Have I Ever?

Of course Archie has a weapons drawer

Omg a HSMTMTS commercial??

Such a lame ‘I’m Spartacus’’ moment

That was actually a cool fight

RIP the Thanksgiving Turkey

Nothing like the town mayor and Sheriff bringing up each others attempted murders! Hey if Hiram can forgive Hermione for the hit then why not forgive FP?

Yes the smashed bottle move!

I hope Nana Rose lives forever. Just add cannibalism to the list of fucked up things the Blossoms have done. Cheryl serving up some ‘Frey pies’

Yikes, Mr. Chipping was pulling a Mrs. Grundy. Well that’s certainly good blackmail material

The rule is called the fucking law Alice. FP can’t be both Sheriff and gang leader, it’s common sense

Oh good, both Hiram and FP are gonna be lawless criminals who control the town government between them

Murder is easy peasy to get over, don’t worry about it Toni

Don’t like the focus on that doll

Did they not notice the flashing red camera light?

Why would the family take a comatose Dodger? Won’t he die? 

How long until Betty and Jughead head on down to the Coroner’s office to get Chipping’s toxicology report?

Lmao that welcome to Riverdale line was actually really funny

Why did they have Kevin show up just to stand there? And Reggie too?

It is a sweet tribute to Fred and Luke though

A two week break and we come back to the kids getting some much needed therapy

I hope this turns out to be incorrect but someone on r/riverdale posted tonight that the brother of one of their friends got a role in 4x11 as a ‘’tickle fetishist’’ who had a scene with Kevin. I hope to god it’s fake but it’s all to plausible and focusing on Kevin’s sexual activities is an easy way to rope him into the Charles and Chic plot

Interesting that we haven’t gotten any more flash forwards these past couple eps, trying to build suspense or would showing anything more just give it all away? 

#Riverdale #Bughead #Jughead Jones #Betty Cooper #Falice #FP Jones #Alice Cooper #Hiram Lodge #Hermione Lodge #Archie Andrews #veronica lodge #riverdale recaps