#kinderegg

[gerald-kevins-official]

every day is a never-ending issue for Gerald Kevins, nothing ever goes right let alone well enough, Gerald Kevins wants to know what is de point... why won't the government just let me have those DAMN kinder eggs... I just want the eggs man... these fake Nutella ovaloids aren't cutting man, I want the DAMN EGGS

#GeraldKevinsIsNotADrugsAddict #GeraldKevinsTrueMoments #KinderEgg

[edwintse-diary]

November 8 2022 Christmas merch out already

#polarbear #kinderegg #edwintse #edwintsephoto #edwintsephotography

[tracyreviewslife]

The last few days between the ending of one chapter and start of another. New @opi #manicure. @london_the_doodle snuggles and a REAL #kinderegg which is far better than the US version. Tomorrow we take my sister and her doggos to #SEA so they can begin their journey and lives in Germany. Not gonna lie, I will miss doodle snuggles (at Milwaukie, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjwXBkyrDnf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#manicure #kinderegg #sea

[toberracore]

A ton of art I've made for my friend @killing-machine :]

#Toberracore #Toberracore_art #hank motherfucker wimbleton #hank j wumblefuck #wimbtlong #scrimblo #rb #hanj jay winglefock #bank k jiblets #flank k kindereggs #hank #Madness Combat #who is this fucking guy

[voxmilia]

Oh Brennan you cannot give me this hope that he doesn't know, you cannot do this to me

#fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers #christina liveblogs #you cannot plant the seeds that some of them might not know what kinderegg cottonball is doing #and you especially cannot do it with the the guy i want adaine to get her kisses in with!!! #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy

[mrsgiovanna]

So I know I've said that the dynamic of Jotaro, Kakyoin, and I in Part 3 is basically just Trevor, Alucard, and Sypha I fucking realized (and also forgot) that JJBA Part 3 has to deal with DIO, a vampire like how they have to deal with Dracula, also a vampire (only difference is that DIO is just determined to get rid of the Joestar bloodline while Dracula is driven mad by his grief bc he lost his one and only love, Lisa)

This also gets wackier bc in terms of appearances:

Jotaro and Me: black haired, slightly tanned skin

Jotaro and Trevor: the gruff ones of their families, both come from well known families/clans, has history with vampires and the undead via family stuff

Alucard and Kakyoin: both have connections to the main antagonist of the series (Kakyoin being the first fleshbudded minion of DIO to show in the series and Alucard being Dracula's son), has fought against said villains and were defeated

At least one of them fights with a sword :'D

I have like a lot of links and similarities here but I lost my train of thought and shit 😭😭😭😭 anyways hope you're doing well Bria!!!

En the way this made me smile, istg this is so cute, I can see so many parallels here, and tbh that chaos trio is one of my faves, and the energy you and joot have is so badass just like Trevor and Sypha, honestly they're so good together, they have each other's backs. Also you mentioned alucard and kakyoin being similar and their mannerisms are, and I just had a visual of alucard with red-coppery hair now (thank you for that 🥰)

Lol fr though I love this grouping so so much, I can't wait to read more about them 🥹🤲🏼❤️

Lmao also

#beloved mutuals 🥺 #x infernhoes x #friends ships #i love this dynamic #also joot with a kinderegg is sending me hes so cute lol

[darudedogestorm]

eating these by tearing off the ‘cap’ with my teeth before i eat the rest

#i went to the persian mart i used to go to w my parents often recently. stopped going bc i live somewhere else now but we were there #so we went :3 i sometimes got these. they always had kinder eggs(the old ones) even after they were banned but the labels were always in #polish bc kindereggs are banned. ig their policy is to give 1 free candy or chocolate to kids if the parents purchase smth cos i always got #one. and even when i went recently i got a lollipop (no more kindereggs there except for the new ones which they dont hand out) even tho im #not really a kid anymore 😅 anyway. currently omnomnomming on this. eating method as described in post #low pitched finite woofing

[brightestnova]

kinder eggs from the black market

"you got the stuff?" "…yeah i got the stuff, you got the money?" "….yep" "you're not giving this to anyone under 12, right" "of course not" "..good" gives a box of kinder eggs "thanks man"

#kindereggs #black market #really random #really odd and random thought i randomly got after seeing kinder joy at family dollar #credits to my dad #for the idea

[kannibalkrunch]

He was a Sk8er Smurf 🎶 The next @kindercanada @smurfsofficial egg opened today... #Smurf #sk8ersmurf #summervibes☀️ #2022 #kindereggs #kindersurprise https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfj9l5cOBUU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#smurf #sk8ersmurf #summervibes☀️ #2022 #kindereggs #kindersurprise

[melancholic-fruit]

honestly i think that kristen should hold some sort of assembly/ceremony at school for lucy’s passing

they were in the same cleric classes, so she could easily write it off as mourning the loss of a classmate, to celebrate her life and the things she believed in and recognizing that lucy fucking died

it would probably boost her reputation/popularity as this caring person who went out of their way to put together a little ceremony for lucy and to show the school that she hasn’t been forgotten, considering lucy died within the past few months and no one has said/done anything about it

and it would be a big “fuck you” to the rat grinders, shining a spotlight on the fact that they:

a) haven’t said anything about the mysterious passing of their party’s cleric

b) aren’t even willing to grieve her death publicly (which i assume one would do if you’ve been in the same adventuring party for ~2 years at that point), and

c) that even without a god (if the student body believes kelpbottle kinderegg after the salsa-hat incident) she can still care for those around her, even if it isn’t with magic or by healing a physical injury

not only would it boost kristen/the bad kids reputations as being genuinely good students who care about other parties well-being (this would work wonderfully with the lo-fi study sessions at seacastor manor), but it could also make students who might know something about lucy’s death to come forward and talk to them about it

anyways just a silly little thought

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #brennan lee mulligan #emily axford #ally beardsley #brian murphy #zac oyama #siobhan thompson #lou wilson #kristen applebees #lucy frostblade #dimension 20 fantasy high

[copperbadge]

I bought this modular shelf almost a year ago; first I couldn't figure out where to hang it, then I wanted to adjust the fittings, and then I put it on my workbench to remind me to do something with it....then covered it with a cutting mat and forgot it was there.

So it is with herculean effort that I managed to excavate it, rearrange the dividers and glue them so they're stable, find a place to hang it, drill some mounting holes, and get it actually hung securely. But! Behold my shelf of trinkets!

Some will stay -- others I swap out when I get tired of looking at them, since they're cheapo Kinderegg or McDonalds toys. But I'm pleased to finally have the thing hung. I did some cleaning as well (scrubbed the KitchenAid and the toaster oven, plus the counters underneath them) but I'm most proud of this one today.

[ID: A wooden shelf resembling a deep printer's tray, hanging on my wall; it has tiny sections for things to be kept in, and some larger ones along the top for bigger objects. It is filled with plastic figurines, ranging from cheap Kinderegg blind box toys to Marvel McDonalds figures and one or two genuinely valuable collector's items and featuring, in the middle, a handmade BB-8 amigurumi doll.]

#naclyoho #national clean your home month

[psychic-lobotomy]

HEY GANG HAVE WE CONSIDERED THAT IF KRISTEN GETS EXPELLED SHE CAN'T BE CLASS PRESIDENT?????? KINDEREGG CELLOHEAD WINS BY DEFAULT!!!!

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #kristen applebees #junior year spoilers

[comesailawaywithme]

BUT Kinderegg Copperfuck’s subliminal messaging is a check next to a K, and KRISTEN ALSO STARTS WITH A K

#suspicious #also possibly a coincidence #dimension 20 #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high

[angel-maybe-alive]

Harry Potter is a Brand

(long post)

So I never understood why Harry Potter was so popular when I was growing up, being honest I always thought about it as a pretty average book it wasn't very original or groundbreaking, my theory was always that harry Potter popularity was tied to the successful movie franchise it created.

But this explanation wasn't great either, yesterday I watched a video (the consumerist dystopia of harry Potter) and it just explained why Harry Potter was so popular but also why we probably won't have a new harry Potter

Harry Potter is a brand, not a book, but a brand.

To explain this I will use Percy Jackson as an example, Both Percy Jackson and Harry Potter were released close to one another with the same public in mind children and teenagers but despite it's similarities between them Harry Potter went down to history as "THE" 2000s children's book series while Percy was it's less popular cousin for weirder kids, the more of the underground option.

And the reason for that it's because Percy Jackson was not a marketable media.

Think about it what can you sell about Percy Jackson, we have the camp half blood tshirts (single design orange shirts with a pegasus print) the camp bead necklace (leather necklace with normal beads) no parent will be that comfortable buying their kids a imitation of a bronze sword,or knifes, or shields, the only other marketable objects are Percy's pen (described as a normal ballpoint pen) Anabeth's invisibility hat(normal Yankee hat) Luke's winged shoes(converses) and That's pretty much it, of course one could sell specific cabins t-shirts but it's both not book accurate and also there's twelve of them.

Percy Jackson doesn't have symbols like harry Potter does

Now compare this to harry Potter where any object has a magical version, a expensive magical version, they aren't just jelly beans they are magical jelly beans with gross flavors so is also a gimmick toy, the chocolate frogs aren't just chocolate they come with collectibles like a kinderegg, they don't use pen they use feathers, harry don't fly in a average broom it's a special broom with golden letters and a fucked up handle, and wands that can be sold as the most unconfortable to use pens, and potions bottles that can be used to sell perfume, and symbols, the deathly hallows, Harry's scar,the death eaters symbol, they can be used in anything, necklaces prints patches.

And of course the biggest cash cow of them all the houses, special little color coded factions that not only are extremely present in the books but also are a way to express how you want to be perceived, red and gold lions if you want to be perceived as brave, light grey and blue crows for the intelligent ones, black and yellow badgers for the friendly ones and silver and green snakes for the bad boys.

You can put those colors in almost anything and sell it, not just book accurate uniforms scarfs and robes, any piece of clothing in general and shoes, backpacks, bags, Sandals, nail polish, special edition of the books, eyeshadow palettes, school books,planners.

I live in a touristic town, we have a railroad and some palace looking hotels and years ago some guy just make a of brand harry Potter experience, basically middle class kids can pay for a weekend in this hotel that looks like any other hotel in town but because they put around colorful flags, you can arrive via the very old normal looking railroad, and they are separated by the colors and you can participate in cringe quidditch roleplay (running around a field with a broom between your legs) he rips those suckers of hundreds just for the vague idea of Hogwarts houses

And this is the real magic of Harry Potter, while in Percy Jackson magic takes the form of average things for plot reasons and therefore aren't really appealing to sell, in harry Potter average things get a magical expensive version that you can buy for your full harry Potter experience.

And this is also why we will not see something like harry Potter again, even the most popular books these days arent as marketable as harry Potter was, you can seel clothes with symbols of your new series, flags and what not, and maybe action figures but you can't monetize every aspect of it like Rowling did

This of course without talking about the toys, toy wands, brooms, collectable dolls etc

Because Harry Potter is also very family friendly for anyone ages 0 to 100 can have harry Potter merch, house themed baby clothes and full nurseries based on the houses, toys plenty of them, uniforms, fake acceptance letters, wands specific wands, a theme park of consumerist nightmare where you can enjoy fake magical beer and buy plushies of real not magical animals or just the houses animals plushies with scarfs, a wedding/sweet sixteen/quincianera all themed around this book.

Game of thrones made a lot of money with the westeros houses merch but it's mostly clothes for adults they can't seel a lot of toys or children merch based on the murder, incest, rape book series and tv show

Bridgerton have special themed balls and that's it

And with many modern fantasy books focusing on being gritty gloomy and adult they can't also sell as well as Harry Potter did

So at the end of the day Harry Potter was never really a book, it's a marketing strategy, a trendy aesthetic and it's a good one, and it was always supposed to be one.

And this makes me think about the concept of "I can't give up harry Potter" people because it makes me wander do people really miss Harry Potter a pretty average book with not a very original concept (hero's journey+Magic school a thing that was already done+British rich kids boarding school) or do they miss the rush of serotonin of buying and consuming more and more merch about this series about having their whole aesthetic based on those books.

And maybe this is why I personally never felt as connected to harry Potter, and when Rowling fucked up I could so easily drop it, as a broke kid in a third world country harry Potter was a tease to me, like any toy brand it was a torture really, I wanted those things I wanted the wands and the robes and the scarfs and the jelly beans, and I was so jealous of this girl on class who had a personalized hogwarts letter and I couldn't avoid feeling like I would be"less of a fan" because I didn't owned anything Slytherin themed and I never even got to buy the books (read them by the library)

So in the end looking back maybe this was the answer why despite how many other bookish people I knew talked so much about this book when I really sat down to read it, it felt lacking, because once you strip away the Hogwarts roleplay the merch the personalized houses the color coding and the magical world you can buy, the magical world brand.

Harry Potter it's just a average book.

#anti jk rowling #anti Harry Potter #Harry Potter #is it a magical world #or just capitalism #what stage of capitalism is #to cosplay british boarding schools? #jk rowling #its interesting #to look back at it

[depressedhatakekakashi]

My mom got kiddo a kinder advent calendar, and we just opened the last one to a kinderegg.

The toy 😂😂😂

The two has two parts to it to form a whole camilian , and they out two of the SAME part

[theood]

I wanna throw kindereggs @ you from across the us-canadian border

HAHAH X)

I am eagerly catching them in my mouth and oh no! I'm dead now because I choked or something. Darn you Canadian products!! (Falls over dramatically)

#elias answers #The US is actually selling Kinder eggs now! I have seen them in our supermarkets