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kanhapriya · 8 months

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Yashoda: I know you snuck out last night, Kanha .

Balram: Play dumb!

Krishna : Who's Kanha?

Balram: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

#krishna #gopiblr #kanhaiya #kanha #krishnablr #krishna is the best #mahabharat memes #krishna incorrect #hes so babygirl #he's so real #krishna being krishna #balram #Yashoda #krishna memes #incoorect quotes #hindu mythology #desi stuff

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stardustkrishnaverse · 7 months

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krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK

arjun: 🥹🙏

#krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #krishna meme #krishnablr #gopiblr #help #hindu memes #mahabharata #listen ik im not funng #vedis one braincell memes

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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 months

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Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!

Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.

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stxrrynxghts · 5 months

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Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Krishna: making four accounts, bro

Arjun, tearing up: bro-

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #arjun #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #saw this on the net somewhere #thought that krishna arjun will look good in this one #i have said before am saying again #not all of these memes are originals #some i just recycled from the net #some are from a quotes generator #but some are made by me #so dont wanna be accused of plagiarizm #thanks for coming to my ted talk

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orgasming-caterpillar · 27 days

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

#pt 2 on the way stay tuned #mahabharat #mahabharata #star plus mahabharat #starbharat #krishna x arjun #krishna x rukmini #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat nakul #nakula #arjuna #sahdeva #yudhisthir #bheem #mahabharat bheem #hindu mythology memes #hindu memes

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euph0synee · 4 months

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bro oh my god it's so fucking frustrating how everyone even the many hindus themselves have forgotten the actual torture and horrors inflicted on Hindus by the islamic invaders.

like genuinely why? if people's hate towards Israel for what it's doing to Palestine and Jews hate for N*zis Justified then why is Hindu people's hate and dislike for islam gets everyone squirming in their seats?

like Israel deserves hate because they're so cruel and bad !! N*zis deserve hate for what they did to Jews because it was cruel and bad !!

and just like that Mughals deserve hate for the oppression, torture and horrors they inflicted on hindus for more than 500+ years right? RIGHT? wrong because the moment a Hindu or anyone for a matter of fact raises this issue and expresses their dislike they get absolutely teared down to shreds by others as if he has committed the biggest sin. why? why are we not allowed to hate islam and islamic invaders when they had quite literally forcefully entered India, Killed hindu men, kidnapped their wives and r*ped them making them their sex slaves not even leaving a corpse alone and it got so bad that hindu women had to start Jauhar/sati and chose to burn themselves just to be safe from these disgusting pigs, slaughtered cows in front of temples, destroyed hindu temples and idols then stepped on it, forcefully converted the hindus, fed hindus beef forcefully, killed so many you g hindu kings and princes and so much more and this horrendous torture continued till the last reigning mughal emperor.

and after all of this i still see so many muslims cursing hindu gods in the most nasty way possible and saying such disgusting things it makes me shivers and let's not forget about the hindus that are being killed in Pakistan and Kashmir and all of this why? just because hindus started doing exactly what muslims were doing to them? just because they started fighting back?

so tell me why? why is the hatred and dislike of hindus not justified but the hatred of muslims is justified? tell me why even so many hindus are protesting for palestine and standing against Israel but the moment a hindu says anything about islam these same people along with muslims and all start attacking them cancelling them but they go quiet when a muslim does the same thing?

it is a genuine question. i just want to know why do people still defend mughals while throwing the sacrifice and torture hindus had to go through under the bus?

#krishna #hindudharma #hinduism #hindudeity #lord krishna #krishna incorrect quotes

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 3 months

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*in the Hastinapur Sabha, as Krishna arrives*

Duryodhan: We do NOT negotiate with terrorists.

Krishna: Who's the terrorist in this scenario, Duryodhan?

Duryodhan: That jewellery you're wearing. Its burning my eyes.

#mahabharata #hindu mythology #incorrect mahabharata quotes #krishna #duryodhan #incorrect quotes

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krishakamal · 9 months

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𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

KRISHNA : [carrying all the groceries]

RUKMINI : [reaches hand to help]

KRISHNA : [aggressively moves all bags to one hand to hold Rukmini's hand]

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#kamal's quotes #krishmini #shri krishna #krishna #Rukmini #rukminikrishna #desiblr #hinduism #hindublr #desi tumblr #rukmini #desi tag #gopiblr #hindu mythology #krishmini Incorrect quotes

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mooonboy · 1 year

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krshna, probably: 108 names but i just wanna be called yours<3

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inc0rrectmyths · 11 months

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Other avatars of Vishnu: 💀💣💥⚡🔫🗡

Krishna: 😇🤡💅🌸🎶🎉

#this was funny in my head #trust me #look at it with my vision #you found it funny?#yes? mwah <3 #no? die :/#hindu mythology #krishna #incorrect mahabharat #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect hindu mythology #hindu myth memes #mythology memes #hindu gods #vishnu #ramayan #mahabharat #desiblr

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kanhapriya · 10 months

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Krishna: Tu karm karta jaa, phall ki Chinta na kar

Me : *does absolutely no karm*

Me : *Also, does chinta 100 times*

Krishna:

#kanhaiya #krishna #desi stuff #kanha #krishna is the best #krishnablr #hindu mythology #mahabharat incorrect #krishna incorrect #kanha posts #gitaquotes

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questionableresponses · 1 year

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Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me

Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*

#mahabharat #mahabharata #krishna #arjuna #incorrect mahabharata quotes #source: my girlfriend #hindu memes #hinduism memes

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stardustkrishnaverse · 6 months

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kanhu: i'm going as you for Halloween

arjuna: awww 🥰🥰 hssdkdjsjs wth i don't deserve this stawp-

kanhu: *comes out in a clown costume*

#krishna #krishnablr #incorrect mahabharat quotes #gopiblr #I MEAN A DUMB LOOKING CLOWN NOT A PSYCHOPATH ONE #or kanhu means that #🤡🤡

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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months

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