#kvass meme

[kjeevass]

#danny phantom #dp #dp meme #danny phantom meme #danny phantom memes #dp memes #danny fenton #dan phantom #dark danny #kvass meme

[kragehund-est]

spotify russian playlist red flags:

title is written in english

description is some cheeki breeki epic kvass slav squat meme

features gopnik mcblyat or similarly name artists

tri poloski

[surfingkaliyuga]

Surfer: Year Ten

And the day has come. Ten years of my humble blog and of a slogan that has taken on a life of its own. A decade is a long time, and the occasion puts me in an introspective frame of mind. Even in a relatively quiet existence such as mine, a person can amass a sizable collection of milestones over that time. Not to mention the gray hairs. I taught myself a new language, learned how to draw somewhat competently, took up 3D modelling with a modest degree of success, I helped a friend create a commercial computer game, at one point I took up writing and had a blog which was fairly popular in its political niche. Some of the things I made had appeal broad enough that a prosecutor and some local three letter agency really wanted to get to know me. That counts as an achievement, right? I got much better at my job, but I'm trying to change trades. I was also fortunate enough to have spent most of the last 10 years with one woman, this was a "big one" on the list.

As for Surfing the Kali Yuga - I'm still amazed this slogan of mine (although I can only take partial credit for coming up with it) caught on as well as it did. Obviously it very much helped that Zentropa took a liking to it and produced a few pictures. My blog on its own wouldn't be enough to popularise, well, anything. In this little corner of the Internet I make more of a "mood board" than anything else. The funny thing is "I" even have my own entry on Know Your Meme. It is, as one could expect, rubbish and cites a random 4chan anon as the source, in a post that is well over a year younger than my original (damn the Tumblr purge of 2019) blog. But it is fun to see some form of "Surfing the Kali Yuga" on every social platform, t-shirt store or anywhere really. Some accounts are quite similar to my blog, some not so much. I even saw anarchists and hippies (I apply the term very loosely) using STKY in one context or another. The most unusual thing was the Bored Ape Yacht Club connection. Internet sleuths, and by sleuths I mean Twitter dimwits, decided that NFTs are a "Nazi subterfuge" and tried connecting the biggest company with "alt-right dog whistles". After bending over backwards and reaching so far up their own asses they could feel the stomach acid burning they connected those Damn Dirty Apes to our favourite catchphrase. Cue one hour long ramblings on YouTube about alt-right ape conspiracy which would make Alex Jones blush. On a more positive note my blog is a cited source, I wrote about it here. Sometimes I encounter people who know my blog when I really wouldn’t expect them to, it never fails to brighten my mood.

One of these days I'll do a proper deep dive into the diffusion of STKY, in the meantime I actually made something for the decennary. I don't often draw for fun, but this time I had to. I also have a bottle of kvass in the fridge waiting for me. Here's hoping I'll still be here in another year. Or ten.

#surfing the kali yuga

[nikoorii]

Megaman characters who were asked to babysit tag

Blast man: 

not the best candidate.

 first he takes the kid to see the fireworks, then they go blow up firecrackers in the entryway.

 that video of the guy who put oil in boiling water

 they decided to repeat it

Galaxy man: 

 tells the child about black holes, stars and unexplored  planets 

He refuses all requests to fly together for a long time, but eventually agrees

  nothing particularly dangerous, they just flew to the roof of some not very tall building

now they are lying there and looking at the constellations 

he will not be able to resist anything if he begs for a very long time 

Ice man:

makes and shows little ice figures 

If, after sitting with him, the children begin to retell documentaries about disasters at Arctic stations, It's okay 

Buys an awful lot of ice cream. 

but it's okay, most of it is for him anyway

Fuse man: 

Has a VERY responsible approach to this assignment 

doesn't really have a clue what he's doing

his search history is littered with all sorts of parenting questions 

First time he googled literally everything

He once mentioned a rabbit, then spent the entire evening showing pictures of it.

 He'll eventually take the child to a pet store, along the way, telling him some random facts about animals.

Blues:

 ”Wine aunt” 

- "Nescvice and kvass for breakfast today."

 coming to the mall just to ride an escalator, losing their shopping list the minute they get it.

 If you see weird kids on the street with cones on their heads, that's them

Elec man:

 apparently not the best candidate, but actually does a pretty good job as a guardian. 

at least better than the blues

they'll either microwave doom or they'll do the loudest karaoke the neighbors have ever heard.

Tundra man: 

is a very good cook, the kids love his food

 Teaches them how to skate 

And how show up at the doorway in a big, flashy way.

will braid a lot of little braids for everybody if you ask him nicely.

congratulations, your child is now a fashion disaster who found a bright, shiny jacket somewhere.

Rock:

 tries really hard

 consults with Roll all the time.they sit on the call all day

 Buys a HUGE amount of candy. 

end up with the three of them, including the roll who came over, going to the amusement park

Bass: 

WORST candidate 

doesn't know how to handle kids at all. 

literally that meme with the baby taped to the wall

 google leash to walk kids

Shadow man:

 offered to play hide-and-seek and left 

He'll come back, turn on the baby's cartoons, and then he'll go off on h

his business 

 will come out of the wall every 30 minutes to check if everything's okay

will perform shadow puppets in the evening

Quick man: 

kids tried to play catch-up with him, but...

the kids at the playground hate him for it.

 He spins the merry-go-round with the kid SO MUCH. 

He has no sense of proportion.....

Splash woman:

 shows the kid how to twirl a trident between his fingers

 they asked her to teach them, but hit themselves over the head in the process

 Now they're just popping bubbles

 sings his favorite songs with him

#megaman #mega man #megaman classic #blast man #galaxy man #ice man #Fuse man #blues #protoman #rock #roll #bass #elec man #tundra man #shadow man #Quick man #slpash woman #I got tired of writing tags....

[kvasskingg-sez-booyah]

hello!

hello and welcome to my blog!

i am the worlds worst fandom trash man! i cant even remember all of them on the top of my head! i enjoy playing club penguin and i love stuffed animals! I like cottage core, weird core, hospital core, clean core, and pastel/goth aesthetics. I love to swim and love pools! i also like memes and of course KVASS!!!

definitive season list: 1. fall/autumn 2. winter 3. spiring 4. summer 

(read everything i post here in charlie kellys voice you will not regret)

#Intro post

[13flowersandfoxes]

Just to clarify:

Meat kvass is a meme. Keeping meat in lightly sugared water in a open jar in a warm place can result in something actually lethal

Oh okay lmao that makes me feel much better

#hana talks #asks

[andromamacom]

[iskron]

Tag dump!

#♚❄ —— ❝ rich.spoilt.rotten 》 modern au #♚❄ —— ❝ the queen’s court 》 ooc #♚❄—— ❝ cold as ice 》 prompts #♚❄ —— ❝ prince of the ice 》 aesthetics #♚❄ —— ❝ djel comenden 》 headcanon #♚❄ —— ❝ lyubimiy 》 art #♚❄ —— ❝ solnysko 》 promo #♚❄ —— ❝ the lives of the saints 》 fanfiction reblog #♚❄ —— ❝ art of war 》 reference #♚❄ —— ❝ ducunt volentem fata nolentem trahunt 》 story #♚❄ —— ❝ isen 》 main verse #♚❄ —— ❝ strymakt 》 king verse #♚❄ —— ❝ kvas and kvass or vodka? 》 crack #♚❄ —— ❝ eternity is ice 》 ask memes #♚❄—— ❝ then came night that was like falling water 》 answered #♚❄—— ❝ the hollowness was in his arms and the world was snowing 》 musings #♚❄—— ❝ my heart it is so cold 》 character study #♚❄ —— ❝ champagne problems 》 braveandunbreakable's modern au #♚❄ —— ❝ korolnichevoya 》 nikolai lantsov #♚❄ —— ❝ braveandunbreakable 》 linnea Opjer #♚❄ —— ❝ braveandunbreakable 》 mayu kir-kaat #♚❄ —— ❝ braveandunbreakable 》 nikolai lantsov

[fadingbeats]

Tag dump

#♡ —— ❝ the queen’s court 》 ooc #♡ —— ❝ serdtse 》 aesthetics #♡ —— ❝ lyubimiy 》 art #♡ —— ❝ honeycakes 》 fivan #♡ —— ❝ the lives of the saints 》 fanfiction reblog #♡ —— ❝ art of war 》 reference #♡ —— ❝ solnysko 》 promo #♡ —— ❝ not by being overlooked but by making them look and knowing you're powerful 》 character study #♡ —— ❝ kvas and kvass or vodka? 》 crack #♡ —— ❝ his hands so scarred from war 》 headcanon #♡ —— ❝ like air leaving your lungs 》 answered #♡ —— ❝ the king is sorry the queen is sorry i’m sorry but only the darkling will do something about it 》 musings #♡ —— ❝ ducunt volentem fata nolentem trahunt 》 story #♡—— ❝ the order of the living and the dead 》 main verse #♡ —— ❝ red as blood 》 ask memes #♡—— ❝ a soldier a saint and a killer all the same 》 prompts #♡ —— ❝ their hearts in his hands 》 modern au #♡ —— ❝ champagne problems 》 braveandunbreakable's modern au #♡ —— ❝ braveandunbreakable 》 genya safin #♡ —— ❝ twocleverfoxes 》 nikolai lantsov #♡ —— ❝ koroldemonov 》 nikolai lantsov

[couronnez]

Tag dump!

#♔ —— ❝ the queen’s court 》 ooc #♔ —— ❝ crown prince 》 aesthetics #♔ —— ❝ loshad' 》 horse aesthetic #♔ —— ❝ voyna i mir 》 headcanons #♔ —— ❝ heavy is the crown 》 musings #♔ —— ❝ the lives of the saints 》 fanfiction reblog #♔ —— ❝ vaseline 》 ask meme #♔ —— ❝ princes get used to the word yes 》 answered #♔ —— ❝ lyubimiy 》 art #♔ —— ❝ no puppet on a string 》 character study #♔ —— ❝ ducunt volentem fata nolentem trahunt 》 story #♔ —— ❝ art of war 》 reference #♔ —— ❝ an idiot and an idiot 》 prompts #♔ —— ❝ kvas and kvass or vodka? 》 crack #♔ —— ❝ solnysko 》 promo #♔ —— ❝ bitter are the wars between brothers 》 nikolai lantsov #♔ —— ❝ sakhar 》 dagrenner #♔ —— ❝ tsesarevich of ravka 》 main verse #♔ —— ❝ vasya the valiant 》 princeling verse #♔ —— ❝ kavaleriya 》 officer verse #♔ —— ❝ sic semper tyrannis 》 tsar verse #♔ —— ❝ a lost crown 》 royal adviser au #♔ —— ❝ revenant of ravka 》 survival au #♔ —— ❝ love is blind and sweet as tea 》 braveandunbreakable's arranged marriage au #♔ —— ❝ voyna 》 mir #♔ —— ❝ the crown is not my right but i am a queen nonetheless 》 braveandunbreakable's assassination au #♔ —— ❝ champagne problems 》 braveandunbreakable's modern au #♔ —— ❝ heavy is the head 》 modern ravka au #♔ —— ❝ baby ll rule (I'll rule) 》 modern au

[geges]

Mean girls meme: why are you drinking a Russian drink if you’re from Kyrgyzstan 🤨

HELP. like. why are you as a man drinking kvass 🙄🙄🙄 thats a womans drink

[kjeevass]

#danny phantom #dp #danny phantom meme #danny phantom memes #dp meme #dp memes #danny fenton #sam manson #kvass meme

[goatboard]

10, 13, 22, 49 and 70 for the ask meme 💕

10. What's your current job like/What job would you like to have?

I'm like,,, still in school and tbh I'm not really sure what I want to do yet,,, thought being a VA sounds kinda nice

13. Do you have a good relationship with your family?

uh. kinda

22. Favorite food & drink

I would die for lasagna / pierogi with cabbage and mushrooms, and kvass

49. What does you wardrobe consist of?

mostly hand me downs from my cousins I still haven't grown out of, also hoodies

70. Your fictional crush/es

it's still Moca and probably is going to be for quite some time 😳

#yuiaka #ask game

[first-child-and-heir]

Who are your strongest muses right now

((Definitely Maria; I think that's the most obvious, since she has the most verses (blood, vodka, kvass, rosewater). And then... methinks Katya? She's my favourite out of the four, and I have endless ideas about her, especially in the red wine verse (Great Comet AU). I just need to gather some courage to send memes.))

#this is arya #i have always done my duty || maria #dancing on marble tiles || katya #me on the left bank you on the right || ooc

[genderplanet]

Oh right, I probably wouldn’t have left the Lithuanian meme blog but like....I made other members admins so I cannot like have full control (tm) as a creator (while one person had on server and once stripped me of admin role because I joked of deleting jjba channel so like I guess lmao?). They were talking how I have full control...by them ‘’critiquing’’ anything I post that doesn’t meet their standards of normal ‘meme blog’ as if it’s not my creation and I literally could post anything there even if change the whole concept of the blog and start idk posting selfies? (I wouldn’t lkjrwhlkjggk) Like I do have the right to post whatever I want there. Also from all shitty(tm) posts I’ve ever posted they deleted where I said that Bee Tee Ess was like racists, colorists, did that antisemitic photoshoot, said n word, other shit...they deleted exactly THAT one like....ok...from everything they could have done that it was with that. Like...and then on server when I was offline trying to idk excuse bee tee ess with that other kpop bands are colourists n shit like?? does that excuse the most known world wide kpop band????????? 

Edit: like I wanted to make joke food reviews there too. ((starting with kvass lmao right when I wanted to do that was when I started getting a lot of different kvass).

Just wanted to introduce other stuff. But like that’s not technically a meme. Also some bitch on that server whined that I talk too much about myself, discourse and whine on *my* blog and *my* twitter. Even if it has ‘meme’ on it. It was still technically mine like bitch unfollow if you don’t like it. It is I who chooses the content not you.

#sarkans.txt #anyway now that blog is doomed LMAO #I have two other lithuanian blogs #technically three buuuut one is like...scrapped even if I didn't delete the url/blog

[jumatviivi]

tag thing

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 people!

I was tagged by @mailithepigeon who should've been either sleeping or writing her paper instead of filling out this meme (not that I’m any better)

Name: Vicky Nickname: Viivi; Rasuna Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Ethnicity: ?????? Orientation: Straight Favourite Fruit(s): mango Favourite Season: that one week of good warm weather we have once a year usually in July. But also that one week of nice snowy weather we have once a year usually in November. In other words anything but the cold windy and rainy 350 days a year Favourite Book(s): the 100yo man, 1Q84, and Shogun Favourite Flower(s): one of my cacti just bloomed so cacti Favourite Animal(s): Cats and platypuses Favourite Beverage: kvass Average hours of sleep: it’s either 6 or 12 there is no in-between Favourite Fictional Characters: Oikawa Tooru Dream trip: Japan Blog created: this one last summer Number of follwers: 38 which is 100 times less than it was before I accidentally deleted my blog why am I like this

I tag @yurochka and everyone who wants to do this

#about me #tag meme #rasuna shut up