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#light speed is just the speed of light tho babey
starridge · 4 years
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oh, also time anon again, I just finished reading your tags i just kind of freaked about letting you know i'm not 100% certain, but light speed is how fast you would have to be in order to beat out time's current trajectory? I think?? I'm not even sure that's the right word. - time anon
all i know is i’m p sure time for an object traveling at light speed is slower than time for an object moving normally! theory of relativity babey!
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teacubes · 4 years
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I got into twisted wwonderland a while ago and was happy to see you did requests for it! If it's not too much, could you do some short Octavinelle cuddle hcs please? If you don't do multiple people, then you could just do Jade. Thank you! ^^
GURLL, IM A HARDCORE SIMP FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND LIKE DEADASS I WAS THIS CLOSE 👌 TO CHANGE MY ACCOUNT TO TWISTED WONDERLAND FICS. I MIGHT CHANGE IF I GET MORE SUPPORT ON CHANGING THO 👁️👁️
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Pairings: Azul Ashengrotto x reader, Jade Leech x reader, Floyd Leech x reader
T/w: none, only fluff
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𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖑 𝕬𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔:
Alright, Azul didn't know he was this touch-starved after he met you
It started when you hugged him after seeing him being tired bc mans a stronk business man
He immediately melted on your arms, getting putty with the warmth that y'all shared
His hands immediately flew to hug you back, like automatically
After realizing what he had done, he gently push you away and got really embarrassed
His cheeks were tinted with blush, a shade that was similar to tomato
Cue Jade and Floyd snickering over Azul's face
Obviously he asked you not to do again, but he was fine if it was private (he is only okay with light PDA like hand-holding, forehead kiss and patting etc)
When y'all go back to his room to chill, he immediately ask for hugs again (btw he was embarrassed when he ask)
It's slowly become a routine that y'all have a cuddling hour
Also!! He likes to play a soft jazz music as you guys cuddle
Y'all would talk about how y'all day went on school
Maybe also talking about opening a shop when y'all graduate
Sometimes you guys would be napping as yall cuddle
Of course he will give you a soft peck on your lips to remind you he love you so much!!
He would tell you some funny stories about Jade and Floyd to make you laugh cause he loves seeing you smile
He felt really safe when y'all are cuddling
Sad boi hour? Cuddle time! Also bring some cookies or warm tea (unless you want chocolate drink)
Hugging Azul will also make you feel safe because the hug was genuine af bro
It was like y'all are eachother safe space
Sometimes you guys would tickle eachother though (Mans was confident he would win in tickle war but y'all got draw ✌️😔✨)
Or even a soft make-out because yes
He loves it when you kiss every part of his face, he felt so loved as his stomach is filled with butterflies
In the end, y'all really so soft on loving eachother
Even sometimes you guys would have an argument, CUDDLE TO MAKE UP
Btw he loves being a small and big spoon so y'all occasionally switch
Sometimes yall cuddle together when one of y'all are reading stuff
Cause y'all are like glue to eachother hehe
OKAY HORROR MOVIES
He will try to act brave in front of you you
Jade obvs be the one who is hosting it
When y'all cuddle as you watch
Expect a sudden jump from him
He won't scream, no no
He would j u m p
So you finna boing with him
SOMETIMES y'all get yeeted along with Floyd so good luck LMFAOSIDIKASJ
Jade would be sitting his ass on sofa and watching y'all on the ground like 👁️👄👁️
Azul def scolded Floyd but you are too busy laughing because deadass you three just got yeeted along the jumpscare
Def would grab you and sit back down and continue cuddle
But among the trio, Azul is the one def got jumpscared a lot (first place to easily get spooked)
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𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖈𝖍:
You were the one who brings up because you wanted some cuddles
Jade, being the gentleman.
Didn't know how to do since he was quite new to the ✨couple things✨
But he was up to try it!!
“Oh my, this is quite nice” That's what he said for the first time after your guiding
His expression doesn't say a word but the moment you snuggle close to him, he immediately went b o o m
Like?? You are so tiny in his arms
(I stfg this man and Floyd is a mf tree 😭)
Seeing you being safe and comfortable his arms, not to mention being cute as hell
He thanked the Great Seven for blessing him with you
He just chuckles and pet your head gently
Of course him being gentle with you made you fall asleep and he loves watching you sleeping
Not in a creepy way though, like he is adoring you and appreciating you
He gave you a light smooch on the forehead before laying down back and gently patting your back like a baby
Cause you are a baby to him, sorry I don't make the rules ✌️😔
Cuddling you brightens his day up, like he is so motivated to make a new dishes related to mushroom or finding someone who is troubled so he can bring the student to meet Azul
Also he is def a beeg spoon because he loves you being in his arm
Sometimes you managed to convince him to be a small spoon
And w o a h, he felt peaceful with you hugging him like it was okay to relax for once
One time he accidentally fell asleep and woke up confused
He just look at you and blinked
But obvs sometimes he will tease you while you are cuddling with him
And what did you do?
Tried to tickle Jade but Jade ain't ticklish
But he is ticklish on his foot tho, good luck reaching there
Bc this man will tickle you first before you can even reach there
And he will just sitting there, giving his usual smile as he tickle you
I STG EVEN YOU TOLD HIM TO STOP, HE WON'T
But moving on, when one of y'all are moody
Y'all literally like ✨emergency meeting✨
Because y'all know that yall will make eachother feel better
But obvs sometimes y'all will have movie night and this man will pick horror movie
Because he thinks it's cute when you guys are cuddling, you would try to smoosh yourself against him because you were scared
To summarize, you: (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
Jade: (人*´V`)。*゚+
I swear he won't get jumpscared so he is entertained on watching you getting spooked (last place on getting spooked bc this mf ain't scared)
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𝕱𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖉 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖈𝖍:
The moment when y'all started dating
He already started cuddling you
Like hug or cuddles, just expect one of them when he see you
Of course he will refrain cuddling you in class
But in front of Azul and Jade?
“But Shrimpy is so cute—♪ Look how tiny they are—♪”
Of course sometimes he is in bad mood, he wouldn't be hugging or cuddle you
Alright time to be a beeg spoon yall
He is gigantic babey so just place his head on your chest, pat his head then he will feel better
Obvs it will be a solid silent 30 minutes
But he will start talking why he is in stinky mood
It's either someone annoyed him or the teacher is nagging him because of his poopoo result
Of course you are just listening and just give him a smooch then his mood go: 💯
You probably would try to do something to make his mood even better since he is a very active baby
Sometimes he wanna go for a swim but mainly he just want to cuddle
And he would be needy af so expect a make-out and cuddle in the same time
But if y'all gonna nap as y'all cuddle
Mans is speed on sleeping (not fast like Leona but you get it)
He sometimes would squeeze you too hard when yall sleeping and it would woke you up sometime
Because of that, you got a stronk ribs and deadass got used to it
Don't worry, he don't always squeeze you in sleep
It's just happen in few seconds then he is loose on you
Okay s o, sometimes Jade would host a horror movie night
Then he would cuddle you so tight as you guys watch cause he is low-key scared but also not
But there's a moment where the jumpscare is really too frightening (second place on getting spooked bc the majority of the scene was not scary to him but more funny)
Prepare to get yeeted together out of the sofa
He ain't letting you go tho, y'all live together and die together
Then he would be laughing like
“Ahh, it was so scary, right? Lil' Shrimpy—♪”
YOU WOULD BE SITTING BETWEEN HIS ARM CONFUSED LIKE??? YALL WERE AT SOFA FOR A SECOND AGO???
He also give you a surprise cuddle attack at any hour and minute so prepare your heart
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jamesvanriemsdyk · 4 years
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50 questions ask game
thank u @girouxes for tagging me ily
1. What is the color of your hair brush?
it’s blue and white i think?
2. Name a food you never eat?
im literally not picky at all except with textures so like. i couldnt tell u rn but if i ate something i didnt like youd know immediately
3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?
i am always freezing fucking cold and i love it this way
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
swinging i think
5. Whats your favorite candy bar?
3 musketeers lmao
6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game?
oh god yes lmao like. several. hockey and woso and basketball and baseball too
7. What was the last thing you said out loud?
“he’s just an idiot little rat boy” about remy one of my guinea pigs
8. What is your favorite ice cream?
strawberry cheesecake specifically ben and jerry’s
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water
10. Do you like your wallet?\
yeah its fine? i probably need a new one soon tho this one has kinda been through it
11. What was the last thing you ate?
some goldfish
12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?
no. god i wish tho. still recovering from the mold thing lmao i have like. nothing
13. What was the last sporting event you watched?
stars vs bolts game 3 but i didnt finish it. game 7 vs the isles was the last one i watched all the way through
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
salt and light butter lmao
15. Who was the last person you sent a text to?
@pattersonluke
16. Ever go camping?
no actually although we do go to the mountains a lot
17. Do you take your vitamins?
yes because my body needs all the fucking help it can get
18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship?
FUCK NO LMAO I HAVE SO MUCH RELIGIOUS TRAUMA
19. Do you have a tan?
yeah i spent a lot of time outside this summer so im still tan from that
20. Do you prefer Chinese or pizza?
chinese just because theres more variety
21. Do you drink soda through a straw?
no what the fuck
22. What color socks do you usually wear?
i dont usually wear socks but if i am theres literally no consistency
23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit?
oh constantly lol oops
24. What terrifies you?
oh buddy. everything lmao.
25. Look to the left, what do you see?
my nolan jersey and my yellow corner table
26. What chore do you hate doing the most?
the fucking dishes
27. What do you think when you hear an Australian accent?
uh?? steve irwin tbh lmao that man had such an impact on my childhood
28. What’s your favorite soda?
i dont really drink soda? but sprite i guess
29. Do you go in fast food places or just hit the drive thru?
i do mobile orders lmao i dont wanna talk to ANYONE
30. What is your favorite number?
12!!!
31. Who’s the last person you talked to?
like. in person? my father. but over text kait again lmao
32. Favorite cut of beef?
i dont have an opinion on this?
33. Last song you listened too?
currently listening to peace by tswift
34. Last book you read?
red white and royal blue babey
35. Favorite day of the week?
sunday because the vibes are always immaculate. no i will not elaborate
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
yeah if i like put thought into it
37. How do you like your coffee?
i dont drink coffee any more lmao but i take my tea unsweetened
38. Favorite pair of shoes?
my sparkly shoes!!!!
39. Time you normally get up?
5am on the fucking dot lmao
40. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
sunrise because i like new beginnings
41. Describe your kitchen plates?
theyre like. cream colored with a gray ring around the edge
42. How many blankets on your bed?
including the sheet i have three (sheet, comforter, flyers blanket)
43. Describe your kitchen at the moment?
always messy and always full of dishes to do
44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink?
yeah lmao literally any wine or cider. i love fruit
45. Do you play cards?
my plans for the rest of the night are to play solitaire and watch jatp again lmao
46. What color is your car?
“ice blue”
47. Can you change a tire?
in theory lmao
48. Favorite state?
ive only ever lived in delaware lmao but probably pennsylvania for some reason
49. Favorite job you’ve ever had?
the one i have now tbh. i fucking HATE my bosses but i love my coworkers and i love my kids a lot and im super passionate about what i do so
50. Tagging: @softgrantaire @pattersonluke and @farfrombucky
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carocofiego · 5 years
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-- Prompt 01: Questionnaire
 (content warning for: ...violence? vampire adjacent material?)
01. Tell us about your character’s name. Was it given to them or chosen? Does it hold any special meaning? If your character has aliases or nicknames, how did they get them and what do they mean?
caroc was given to him by his clan, though he dropped his clan name when he left. sound is really important to the maelibi so it probably means something special but fuck if he ever bothered to find out. 
sometimes if he really needs a surname for something, he’ll steal his partner’s. one of the softest things he ever does. 
02. What is your character’s relationship to their homeworld? Do they hold fond memories of it, or do they hate it? Are they still here, and if not, do they miss it?
he’ll get back there someday babey. no but really, people aside, caroc loved his homeworld-- there’s something special about the relationship between the maelibi and the force surrounding iego, and it tugs at him a little no matter how far he gets away. also like... time is weird in the rest of the galaxy? and people are weirder about being munched on out here. please. he just wants a snack. 
there are experiences out here that he wouldn’t get back home, though, so maybe he isn’t Always thinking wistfully of home. he could be convinced to stay. maybe. 
03. Describe your character’s relationship with those who raised them. Was it positive? Negative? Neutral? What sorts of ideologies were they raised with, and do they still stand by them now?
not..... the greatest. maelibi children are few and far between, given how long-lived they are and how few natural threats they face. when caroc was born, he’d been the first child in.... a long time, and there ended up being pressures that came with that. pressures that he appreciated about as much as his elders appreciated caroc’s interest in exploring the surface. 
after enough arguments he hoofed it north and established his own den, far closer to the surface and the other planetary residents than most of his clan dared to sleep. he didn’t keep contact with any but a couple of them, and doesn’t miss them much now. 
there was a lot of group-based thinking baked into him from the moment he was born that never sat well with him, being primarily inclined towards a solitary life. it’s still all in there, though, urging him to look after those nearby and other pesky shit. 
04. What is your character’s relationship with the Force? Is your character Force-sensitive? Whether or not they are, do they believe in it? Do they lean more towards the dark or the light or are they somewhere in between?
the force is caroc’s whole life. i mean, he wouldn’t have called it that before encountering the sith, but he’s very well familiar with the life song that thrums through the universe, using him as its instrument. it sustains him, he sustains it, the force colors everything about how caroc interacts with the world. they’re inseparable. 
dark and light aren’t really concepts that occurred to him before leaving iego, but there is... something different about the way that the sith wield the force. the jedi techniques sound even more foreign, though, so if caroc was forced to define himself he’d say he was gray. 
05. What three word would you use to describe your character? What three words would your character use to describe themself? What three words would someone close to them use?
me: cranky, slow, curious 
caroc: leave me alone
dhirh, the only person caroc suffers intimacy for, says: a whole meal 
06. Describe your character’s aesthetic. Do they tend towards fashion or function? Do they like to accessorize? How does this extend into their own personal spaces, such as their home or their workspace?
if he could get away with wandering around nude he would. no one’s allowed to touch his bunk cause he’s stolen like ten blankets and has them arranged as the Perfect cozy hole. 
07. What are your character’s vices? Guilty pleasures? Bad habits? Weak spots?
what.... aren’t.... i mean like his whole personality is drive people away before they can hurt you so. i mean i guess at least he doesn’t really do alcohol or anything but that’s only cause it has no effect on him? 
in terms of more concrete bad habits, though, he tries to keep it to himself but he’s a habitual tinkerer/fidgeter. only he’s not really that keen on the putting it back together part. what i’m saying is if you hand him a piece of technology and don’t impress upon him how important it is that it stay together, you will be getting it back as component parts. he and luro went through like three rounds of com sets before this was figured out. and then one more out of spite. 
08. Tell us about your character’s relationship with food. What are their favorites? Do they enjoy cooking? Are they adventurous? Will they eat absolutely anything or are they hard to please?
people..... tastey. or at least, their force essence is. the more force sensitive the meal, the better. caroc doesn’t need to eat all that often-- strangely, even less often since leaving iego, but that’s a mystery for another time-- but when he does, he’s not very picky. whoever happens to be wandering nearby is perfectly fine. or at least it WAS before he had a JOB and RULES. 
now he has to like.... ask permission and shit. unless they’re an enemy. at least he can refrain from killing a friendly snack, though, when enemies are thin on the ground. 
09. How does your character feel about engaging in relationships—romantic and / or sexual—with others? What is their history like? Do they fall in love easily? Are they constantly in and out of relationships?
caroc loves One person, so it has been, so it always will be, unless they break up with him and then he’ll go back to not believing in the concept of love. 
i’ll have to get back to u on the sex question cause idk what the maelibi even get up to 
10. What is your character’s pain tolerance like? Can they hold their own in a fight, despite injury? If someone hurts them with the aim of gaining information, how much can they take before they cave?
pain isn’t a very common experience for caroc. it’s less like he has a high tolerance and more like it’s just.... really difficult to get through his blaster-proof hide. pain is rare enough that he has a Big reaction when it does happen, as can be attested to by a couple of the luro’s coworkers. when you bust through the hide he’s very vulnerable. 
and honestly chances are good that whatever someone would be hurting him to try and learn, he’d just tell them right off the bat. he doesn’t really want to experience much pain again, if he can avoid it, so it’s either he’s not locked up well enough and they’re dead or he capitulates immediately. unless it’s about dhirh and then everything else becomes unimportant and he’ll die first. 
11. What is your character’s weapon of choice? Are they more skilled as a melee fighter or do they have more skill with ranged weapons? What’s their fighting style like? What sort of training do they have behind them?
body...... he doesn’t get ‘weapons’ 
which i suppose you wouldn’t if you had like, talons and the ability to drain someone’s life essence
caroc’s durable enough that his combat strategy is usually just to let the opponent tire itself out and then move in for the kill. he’s generally pretty slow but does have occasional bursts of speed, they wear him out tho so he usually doesn’t bother. 
training..... in the arena of life babey
12. Does your character have any words or catchphrases that they say frequently? Tell us about how they picked them up.
you know that phase it seems like every three year old has where the only thing they can say is ‘why?’ and they say it in response to literally everything? that’s pretty much caroc when he’s forced to interact with someone 
he is genuinely curious but he’s just also invested in annoying the shit out of whoever he’s talking to
i mean even he gets tired of shenanigans like that eventually, but.... he usually has more patience than his opponent does
13. Tell us about a negative experience your character has had with either the Jedi or the Sith, and how this has affected their standing. Whether currently aligned or unaligned with either faction, if forced to choose, how would they side?
caroc doesn’t think he’s met a jedi yet (if he has, he wasn’t paying attention). he doesn’t think much about them other than wondering if they’d taste different than sith and unaligned people do. 
the sith have kidnapped and tortured him and the person he loves most. but one is also promising a reunion, so. the jury is out. 
though he’s technically aligned with the sith at the moment, all things equal and situations resolved, he’d probably align with the jedi just out of spite. not that they would be likely to take him, but, you know. theoreticals. (also he just really wants to know what a jedi would taste like) 
14. How would your character react to seeing a relative or friend on the opposing side of a battle or mission?
unlikely. he’d do his job, though, to the minimum requirement. caroc wouldn’t willingly kill someone he considered a friend, but if they were attacking him specifically he’d be willing to knock some sense into them. more often than not in a battle, though, he’s acting as a shield more than a weapon so it would probably be a moot point. 
unless the friend was dhirh or Maybe one specific other maelibus, in which case he’d likely switch sides immediately. 
this is subject to change as he potentially makes new friends, as unlikely as that seems
15. Describe a memory that your character finds embarrassing.
literally every social interaction 
especially any one where he genuinely doesn’t know what’s happening 
16. What goals does your character hold for themself and what steps have they taken towards achieving them? How far are they willing to go to reach them? What is their be-all and end-all?
find dhirh. no method is off limits. next question. 
after that?? doesn’t exist yet. not worth worrying about, so no concrete plans. only vague ideas. 
17. What is the one thing your character would change about their life if they were given the chance? What other lives could they have lived as a result?
caroc doesn’t think about things like that. things happened. it’s not worth wondering about alternatives. if he’s going to do any dreaming it’s going to be about the future, where things are still mutable. 
18. Living in such a high-conflict time, how does your character feel about doing what they must to survive? Will they hurt or kill others—either directly or indirectly—to protect themself and / or those close to them? If so, do they regret it when all is said and done?
caroc has been killing people since he was a child, it’s second nature. 
only.... something is changing, a little bit. as he gets to know people, for the first time, that he would’ve considered exclusively prey before. he’ll never admit to it, but questions do keep him up at night. who were all those people that he killed? what lives did they lead before he ended them? 
it may not change his behavior, but caroc has a newfound respect for the fact that other people also have lives and loves and that that’s not always something to be taken lightly. 
19. What is the biggest problem your character is currently dealing with?
his whole life. is a problem. at the moment. everything
it’s cool tho he can wait it out
20. Give us 3+ headcanons of any length or subject matter.
1. tinkering: this isn’t something caroc just spontaneously picked up after leaving iego, it’s something that’s been part of him for a long time. at home, his den was littered with machinery and engine parts from dismantled shipwrecks. he’s always been curious, about the surface and the other life on iego especially, and one of his few joys came from reconstructing machinery (all wrong) to make himself small useless machines. not that he’ll share this with anyone new willingly. 
2. Force Flavor(tm): due to his.... appetites, one of caroc’s abilities is a sense for the ways in which the force clings to people, and the different ways it dances around them depending on how they call to it. he characterizes the force, always, as a song, but he can hear an individual’s song well before he takes a bite. it’s become an unexpectedly useful tool in managing social interactions since he left home. 
3. games: caroc loves to play dumb, seriously, it’s one of his favorite things to do. BUT he pays a lot more attention than he pretends to. he’s vastly more comfortable knowing more than people think he does, in all situations, he feels it gives him an advantage and lessens the chances of making a genuine misstep. also because i named this section games: he fuckin loves games, man. card games, numbers games, not so much reaction time based games but you get the picture. he eats that shit up, even if he does everything in his power not to appear to.
bonus. Give us a list of any length telling us why our “fave is problematic.”
1. eats people
done
oh, also, loves to make interacting with him as unpleasant as possible
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missshe09 · 5 years
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High Speed Chase Sumos?!
Yes, that’s EXACTLY what happened!!
On a rare Friday morning workout, it was light cardio-weight day. This means i do light cardio 🏃🏽‍♀️as a warm up w weights 🏋🏽‍♀️ as my major workout. Full body. I made it to the very end of my workout. All i needed to do was 80 sumo squats. Now my gym has on tvs and this early in the morning, it’s the local news. I go to the kettle bell area and notice 3 flashing police cars 🚔🚔🚔 on a highway. I say to myself: i KNOW this isnt a high speed chase at 6 in the morning. Babey. I kept watching bc OF COURSE it was!! I stood in awe at the audacity of someone to do this w rush hour traffic coming up!! And of course I HAVE TO SEE HOW THIS ENDS!!
I grab my kettle bell and start my sumo squats. Also watching the clock bc im on a schedule and have to be at work on time!
I havent done sumos in about a month due to my rotation of exercises, so im rusty and this chase works in my favor to do the 80 in sets. Still watching it thinking it’s gotta end soon bc the route the driver is taking will have them in morning traffic at a known location not far from my gym 😳.
All i needed was 80. I hit 80. The driver detours to another freeway. DOH 🤦🏽‍♀️! OPPOSITE of rush hour 😩 smart move tho. I keep squatting bc of course i keep watching. By 120 my legs were wobbling and confused at what’s goin on and why i havent stopped 😂. By 200 im struggling. Again, ALL IN SETS!! 30 here, 20 there, whew only 10 this one.
He gets out to run. 👏🏽👏🏽 oh he’s gonna get caught now!! But he’s running and i see no cops 😳 just the heli following him. How much longer?!?
I stopped counting somehwhere at 250. I start stretching bc time is getting close to shower time meaning i missed dry sauna time 😞. He gets caught 🎉🎊🙌🏽. I got in the shower and get to work. 15 min late 🤷🏽‍♀️
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