#like not a photoshoot not an event just. him pumping gas

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🪐Jeff Satur Waist Leaderboard: Round 2🪐

Top 5: Personal Post

There were two rounds of voting for the personal post category; these are the top five across both rounds. The winner of this round will move on to the semi-finals!

1. Biotherm: 15 votes

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2. Marc Jacobs: 12 votes

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3. Pumping gas? 10 votes

4. The Heart Choker™️ 9 votes

5. The ocean?? 9 votes

#jeff satur #jeff satur waist #personal post #round 2 #it was only when i wrote “pumping gas” as NUMBER 3 that i realized how strange this competition sounded #like not a photoshoot not an event just. him pumping gas #it literally did not occur to me before that moment tho #anyway vote for the waists and such

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thats so true pierre has all the tools at his disposal and nothingg😭 and yeah i usually think oscar has an okay style but that jersey is not it

also hamilton's bedazzled tank top is a choice, on a photoshoot or a fashion event he'd look fabulous but on the paddock its a bit out of place

carlos and charles are lucky they make the team kit look good

Pierre is just generally a mystery to me ngl

Lewis’s outfits aren’t even always that bad but there were a couple that traumatised me and now every time I see him I get flashbacks. In fact I think it was Miami where he turned up in a hideous outfit that looked like garbage bags and I was like ok sir stop you’ve passed Versace collected your $200 and ended up behind Phillip Plein’s atelier. I was truly horrified. He’s had some okay fits but there have been some shockers in there as well.

You know who never misses? Zhou. Fashion KING. The way that man bleeds elegance…I just cannot.

Charles is really lucky most of the time his outfits are arranged for him because when he freestyles…I mean a family of four could live in the legs of his jeans at this point he’s shopping wherever the Kelce brothers do like why is everything so big? But yes ferrari hit the jackpot with those boys because they can wear a pretty aggressive shade of blue gas station attendant shirts and I would still let them pump gas…and anything else they wanted.