#round 2

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Round 2

Baseball has sponsorships, right? If not maybe Blaseball does.

Propaganda Under The Cut

Jaylen Hotdogfingers:

The greatest came-back-wrong character ever. She's the mayor of Seattle. She's was the best pitcher in the league. She was murdered by an umpire in an act of divine retribution for the fanbase's transgression. The fanbase exploited game mechanics to bring her back to life. Immediately she murdered 12 people. She died again and got revived a second time as part of a team of undead players that killed god. She's a really awful batter. She has, like, 16 songs written about her and they're all really good. I thought about her every single day for a period of six consecutive months. I love her.

I'll be real. I'm an outsider to the Blaseball fandom. I don't understand it. I think they've crowdfunded characters from fictionalized fucked-up Baseball stats and a dream. I love seeing what the fuck they're doing in their eldritch sandbox just so much.

Simon Laurent:

I love him so much! Yay! Yippie! he got what he deserved tho

have i submitted him yet? if yes here he is again. what did you do to my French man, now he has anxiety, and maybe 50 other things. i can fix him, but it would require a lot of time travel and a complete lack of trains. as i can't do that, he instead gets his very own tumblr poll submission. one vote for train man is one dollar towards the invention of the simon-specific time machine. (your other guys cant come unless they have the same name sorry) its for a good cause

imagine: youre in the trolley situation. well an oh-so-kind tumblr user decided to give everyone who submits this character a get-out-of-a-train-free ticket! use that ticket, and you're no longer responsible for the death of someone (or you are no longer fated to die)!

#poll #round 2 #blaseball #jaylen hotdogfingers #simon laurent #infinity train #simon infinity train

[hbowardaily]

Round 3 of the Ultimate HBO War poll will be up on Friday, until then some interesting statistics from the second round:

The Bucky vs Rosie poll got the most votes, exactly 940.

Poor babies of GenKill, Walt vs Q-Tip poll got the less number of votes: 274 votes

beloved Lipton won his match with the biggest percentage: 93,7%

It's was Roe who got the most number of votes: 539 votes

Ron Bailey got the less number of vote: 15 votes

With 51% and 49% percentage, Luz and Liebgott got the closest.

All together 3 pairs made the 48-52%, so both of them can go forward to round 2: Luz - Liebgott, Bucky - Rosie and Biddick - Lemmons

See you guys in the next round!

#band of brothers #the pacific #generation kill #masters of the air #ultimatehbowarpoll #round 2

[thecrackshipawards]

Cookie Monster from Sesame Street vs Chocolate chip cookies vs Isako Toriumi from Persona 3 x Sadayo Kawakami from Persona 5

Propaganda for Isako x Sadayo:

there's a comic about them where Sadayo is a sexy maid for hire and Isako is figuring out that she's gay and just have you seen the comic aaaah fail teacher yuri

#crackship #tournament poll #sesame street #persona 3 #persona 5 #bracket 3 #round 2

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Paul Newman (Paris Blues, A New Kind of Love)—those blue eyes! that cleft chin, that jawline! plus his company makes that really good organic salad dressing!!!!!

Christopher Plummer (The Sound of Music)—you can't tell me your sexual awakening was NOT this man staring julie andrews down in a dark garden somewhere in 1940s austria

This is round 2 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

#paul newman #christopher plummer #round 2 #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old man

[70s-music-tourney]

#70s music #70s #polls #round 2 #bruce springsteen #electric light orchestra

[white-boy-bracket]

#mii #male default mii #childe #genshin impact #polls #white boy bracket #round 2

[immortal-x-mortal-tourney]

Battle Couple Battle Round 2!

Griddlehark (The Locked Tomb) VS Hikaren (Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight)

#battle couple battle #tournament poll #polls #round 2 #griddlehark #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #hikaren #karehika #karen aijou #hikari kagura #shoujo kageki revue starlight #revue starlight #revstar

[ultimate-word-tournament]

Ultimate Word Tournament!

貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.

bingle (English, Baseball or Upside-Down Dialect) [ˈbɪŋgəl] In Baseball Dialect, a base hit. In Upside-Down Dialect (Australian English), a minor collision, especially between motor vehicles.

Bingle Propaganda

#ultimate word tournament #round 2 #polls #貓 #māo #bingle

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

#Round 2 #Pickman #Ernestina Pickman #Glenn Close #Friends at the Table #Sangfielle #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies

[toxic-yaoi-tournament]

Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 2: Hannigram (Hannibal) vs. Loustat (Interview With The Vampire series)

#toxic yaoi tournament #tournament poll #round 2 #loustat #interview with the vampire #iwtv #hannigram #hannibal

[ultimate-good-dog]

Ultimate Good Dog Left Side round 2

#Bracing myself for the phandom once more #cujo #danny phantom #bond #spy x family #tumblr polls #ultimate good dog #tumblr tournament #round 2

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Round 2

Propaganda Under The Cut

Sans:

my favorite guy

it's sans undertale

"It's true. I am Sans Undertale." -Sans Undertle

Goku:

Goku

#poll #round 2 #sans #undertale #sans undertale #goku #son goku #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super

[alonglistofbirds]

Round 2 Group 2

Agami heron - Agamia agami

Atlantic puffin - Fratercula arctica

Bee hummingbird - Mellisuga helenae

Common sunbird-asity - Neodrepanis coruscans

Please reblog with the bird you voted for and why!

#birds #poll #25% poll #described #non-bird listing #round 2

[thecrackshipawards]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus from Phineas & Ferb vs Hooty from The Owl House x Duo the Duolingo owl

Propaganda for Doofenshmirtz x Perry:

There would be so much yaoi if they were both human and it haunts me...

Propaganda against Doofenshmirtz x Perry:

Excuse me? Who are you calling crackship?

Propaganda for Hooty x Duo:

The are arch enemies. They are ex lovers who yearn for each other’s soft touch. They haven’t spoken to each other in years. They think about the other every night before going to bed. And they’re both stupid fucking owls

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Two birds that people deem “annoying” and can literally kill decide to be with each other.

#crackship #tournament poll #phineas and ferb #the owl house #duolingo #bracket 3 #round 2

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Donald O'Connor (Singin' in the Rain, I Love Melvin)—Cosmo Brown in "Singing in the Rain" is literal perfection and Cosmo, Don, and Kathy are #polygoals. such an insanely talented dancer and just full of the vibes [clips below the cut]

Vincent Price (Laura, Leave Her to Heaven, House on Haunted Hill, The Masque of the Red Death)—svelte, stylish, horrifying, beautiful, wickedly funny, camp and gorgeous and evil. he was an art connoisseur who advocated passionately indigenous art, he was an actual literal gourmet cook, he was so liberal he got greylisted during the mccarthy era for being too rad, he's my favorite muppets guest of all time

This is round 2 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Vincent Price propaganda:

Submitted: this fancam

Submitted: this entire Tumblr page

Donald O'Connor propaganda:

"he's so brilliant in singing in the rain it genuinely makes me so furious he didn't get more awesome leading man parts (or at least more parts playing off gene kelly—they go together like chocolate and peanut butter I swear)"

#donald o'connor #vincent price #hotvintagepoll #round 2 #fuck that old man

[70s-music-tourney]

#70s music #70s #polls #round 2 #fleetwood mac #the talking heads