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phoenixmills · 1 day
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reksonline · 2 days
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Bright Eyes *Spoilers*
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Me looking at Wolverine after Morph was “neutralized”……
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soyverjn · 3 days
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hi tumblr 😁
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iolaussharpe-24 · 2 days
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I have a new crackship.
I watched Ex Machina for the first time recently and this bugged me so much that I started trying to rationalize it immediately.
Stereotypical Barbie and Nathan Bateman.
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No; the dancing isn't the only reason.
I've got a whole thing in my head, but I am WAY too underqualified to write anything.
But like, what would the interaction between these two be? I don't imagine they'd get along right away, even I'm not that delusional, but I think they'd get along really really great after a bit.
Also, I think Nathan's brain would short circut the moment he realizes that she's literally a living Barbie doll. Because: A) either something he somehow doesn't understand is going on or she's a successful AI like what he was trying to build, meaning that someone else beat him to it. Neither of which computes for him. And B) which is that this girl is way too hot to not have all the private bits. Remember, "Sexuality is fun" and he can't believe that she has none. Literally and physically.
Doesn't mean they can't be cute together though. Barbie's asexual, but that doesn't mean she has to be aromantic.
Plus, just because you might not think someone is your type doesn't mean they can't be right for you. Imagine the conversations that two people like Barbie and Nathan would have together. Imagine the existential crisis they'd both have listening to and debating with one another.
I put way too much thought into this and I'm trying not to write it all here because I don't want this to be long and I want everyone else who sees this to have fun too. So please, share my insanity and give it some thought. Imagine the situations. Let me know what you come up with.
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lix1xz · 22 hours
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Tumblr come get your old man yaoi🗣️🗣️
Saul Goodman drawn by amazing @/reznyck_ on instagram and reigen drawn by yours truly
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stellyeddlyn · 3 days
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They are boyfriends, they are an old couple
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sparkly-caroline · 1 day
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Totally normal conversations happening here /j
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l0ganberry · 14 hours
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hear me out-
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@sami-guinea-arts
This can be a great outcome for Bob since he did die. (And it doesn't take long to know where he ended up)
I already have a thought about this ship.
They would both have tea parties (that rosie would set up and host) where they drink *freshly squeezed* blood and eat dismembered parts (eyes, fingers, brains, things a cannibal would love).
During them, Bob would be the talker since it would be his first time meeting another cannibal with similar taste. Either it being facts he knows, stories about his hunts when taking down victims, interests, whatever he wanted to talk about..... he can with Rosie. Since she might actually have similar connections with Bob.
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exitd00r · 14 hours
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What is wrong with them honestly
Btw i think both are definitely in the ace spectrum
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thecrackshipawards · 2 days
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Wonder Woman from DC comics x Talia al Ghu from DC comics vs Posiedon from Percy Jackson X Incitatus from Percy Jackson
Propaganda for Wonder Woman x Talia:
Inspired by this tweet https://x.com/taliasghul/status/1631064684152471553 , its about the parallels. Both being the only children in an adult only space and would be able to relate to each other despite the difference in being raised
Propaganda for Posidon x Incitatus:
I founded the ship, I've had a lot of fun writing for it, and I just think it's hilarious for Poseidon to hardcore-crush on Caligula's evil talking horse.
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Finally done with this thank god 🙏
The effort I put into this to draw my crackship was insane genshin outfits love to be overcomplicated af
Made two versions because the ref image:
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notherpuppet · 2 months
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Some drunk idiots discover some insecurity 🍷 🥂
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kdw0000 · 2 months
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not sorry
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stevetwisp · 6 months
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me: what if i did a follow up to my twilight/squidward crackship my roommate: yo i have the best idea
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dandeland · 2 months
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Needles has a lot of needles and Jane Prentiss has a lot of holes. So maybe if they hugged they would be like puzzle pieces. Fit together. Food for thought.
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denjidenjiji · 3 months
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I dreamt that cahara lost a coin toss and Joseph joestar strangled him to death.
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