#like the first WW was eh okay

[swimmingferret]

sheesh i dunno jenkins, maybe it was cause the script of Wonder Woman 1984 was absolute horseshit just like Diana’s character in the movie and they don’t want a repeat attempt with the third movie?

#seriously wtf was with that second movie was patty jenkins on crack when she wrote it #your writing is bad and you should feel bad #like the first WW was eh okay #but goddamn that second one was flaming shit #how bad was her pitch this time considering they okayed 1984 garbage?

[tomatoswup]

Hello !! Can i have some fluff for tristamp!vash please 👉👈 (i'm sorry if i made some grammatical mistakes, english is not my first language :'))

Reader is ww's little sister, and she admires her brother so much that she would copy his cool characteristics, but deep down her personality is more shy, introverted, pure and innocent (as a result of hanging around with vash). One day ww asked his sister to go and confess to vash already (bcs ww can't take it anymore to see both vash and his sister just so sickeningly oblivious about eachother's feelings). So the reader went to confess to vash trying to be cool like her brother and all but failed miserably and return to her original personality (which leaves her stuttering, fidgeting, etc.)

I just realized it's so long- (I'm sorry 😔) feel free to pass this req :D and please keep yourself safe and healthy despite your busy schedule ^^

Confess!

A/N: Thank you for the request anon🫶🫶 This came out alot more longer than i thought,, also sorry for the late response I was multitasking with some work I was doing for school :/ i hope i did the request right -wheeze- Sorry for making you wait D: Enjoy🌱

warnings/tags: vash x reader, little sister!reader and big brother! Wolfwood,,, fluff, 2 am writing bc i need to fix my sleep schedule asap💪💪,, trigun coded chaotic confession from reader,,

Wolfwood liked to consider himself to be an observer, in more ways than one. Being a "priest" on the side, observation was one of the key things he did to keep both you and him alive in these treacherous deserts of No Man's Land but sometimes.

Oh just sometimes, it felt like a curse. And maybe it felt like that because he had watched on as his baby sister slowly fell in love with a moralistic idiot...Eh like a quarter of an idiot really.

"Ow ow ow..." Vash winced in pain as you tightened the bandages on his arm. After a nasty bounty hunter encounter, the group of you guys had decided to take a moments break from the road and crash at this small town that hadn't been too far from where you guys had been. And since having been given a med-kit by a kind family you had run into a while back, you took it upon yourself to patch everyone up with a stern eye, one that Wolfwood often shot at people.

In reality, it was the worst stern eye that Wolfwood couldn't help but want to stifle his laugh.

"Oh shut it, always getting hurt." You scoffed at the sorry-smiling blonde, cleaning the small gash on his right cheek "You act like you can’t die Vash, we're not all immortal..." He let out another small squeak of pain as you accidentally pressed down a little too hard on the wound "You need to take care of yourself a little more."

"Sorry about that.. I’ll try to be careful next time.." Vash sweat-dropped, trying to stop shying away from the cloth of alcohol you held up to him.

From above, Wolfwood dug into the pockets of his jacket, rummaging for another loose lollipop as he watched from the top compartment of the car in silence to not disturb the pair of you.

What? He was there first! Talking about ruining his evening nap..He put the newly found lollipop into his mouth and continued to watch on.

"Hey..." Vash muttered as you swiped your finger across his cheek, making sure the bandage held up.

"Hm?"

With a jolt, you quickly looked up when you felt the warmth of another hand cover your own. "Are you okay?" Vash asked softly as he gave you a concerned glint. Shit, you hadn't noticed you were slightly trembling.

Maybe that encounter ruffled your feathers a bit too much...Were you okay?

"I-" You choked out, feeling that odd churning sensation in your chest that you've only really come to realize you would get only around him. And it made you mentally blow a fuse.

W-What do you say!?!

It took a moments thought before you regained your composure at the sudden touch "I'm..I’m fine Vash.” You reassured him, playfully using your freehand to fix the glasses that had been falling off his nose “Don’t worry about me.”

'Are you kidding me?' Wolfwood thought in exasperation. 2 months, these small little talks and touches have been going on for 2 months now. Two months of him enclosed in a car as the both of you passively flirted with each other.

Yes, passive. Little bits here and there and suddenly you wear his jacket sometimes?

He can't handle the both of you anymore, it felt like he was drinking a overly sugary soda.

At least put a name to it!

Spotting Roberto making his way back to the car from not too far away, an idea struck up in Wolfwood's mind. Something to end the suffering, and something to perhaps help his little sister out.

"HEY ROBERTO!" Wolfwood lazily called out, jump scaring both Vash and you into standing like mercenaries ready for war. Looking up, you couldn't help but frown to see your brother mischievously waving down at the two of you.

"TAKE NEEDLE NOGGIN WITH YOU TO FIND SOME OF THE CAR PARTS! Let his ass do something..." He muttered the last part under his breath as Vash sighed, ultimately being pulled from the back of his jacket by Roberto who continued to walk down the road.

Was that a "Can we leave" from Roberto or was it just you?

"I'LL BE BACK!" You heard the spiky blonde shout out to you, and well, you couldn't help but laugh out and wave.

"Now that he's gone..." Wolfwood pressed down on the lollipop with his teeth until a small crack emitted, starting to chew on the poor candy "Seriously? Why don't you just tell him you like him already?"

Stuffing the med-kit back into your bag, you brushed him off "Nic I don't like him.."

Your brother let out a large, rugged laugh "Are you kidding me? For just being friends you two spend an awful long time alone together."

You felt the heat rise up to your face and god did you hope that it was because of the sun.

"Sorry but I'm gettin' tired of seeing the two of you pin for each-"

Wolfwood was interrupted by your muttering, making him hop off the roof of the car for a closer listen "Wanna say that one more time?"

"I can't..." You muttered as you slapped your hands on your cheeks, shooting your older brother a worried, red look "What if he says no?"

No?

You were worried if the love-struck idiot said no?

Have you really not seen how he would stare at you?

Wolfwood couldn't help but tilt his head in disbelief, the stick of his lollipop hanging off the edge of his mouth "Did you really- You try acting like me but you can't confess a little crush? What happened to that?"

You couldn't help but let out a tired exhale, he did have a point after all. As much as you did try to act like him, all brave and careless, you weren't him. Most honestly, the opposite and Vash had come to prove it too many times that you could count.

And maybe you were a bit too mean while you were putting bandages on him..

You covered your mouth, shyly looking away from your brothers' gaze.

Those times he had comforted you whenever you couldn't sleep, or when you were hurt-

"Oh spare me the shyness!" Wolfwood put a hand on his waist, putting his weight to one leg "Shit, if you don't tell him then I'd might as well-"

"NO!" You gasped out in horror at the idea. "No?"

Picking your bag off the floor, you massaged the bridge of your nose "I'll....Shit I'll do it."

Eh, Wolfwood bet two lollipops and a cup of sand that you were really gonna do it. But anything to end this suffering he's witnessed for god knows how long.

"Well, I'm just sayin' you should do it already. Its been way past due anyways..." He flickered his eyes back to you as he roughly ruffled the top of your head, making you whine in annoyance "Ouch Nic stop-"

"Just tell me when you do it. I'll kick his ass if he tries anything weird-"

"SERIOUSLY!?"

"I'M BEING SERIOUS!"

///

And that's how you found yourself outside the small town's saloon. Having asked Meryl where Roberto had dragged Vash, she pointed you to the right direction yet it was one you were a bit hesitant to follow.

Did you ever expect yourself to go into a saloon alone?

Hell no, you didn't even really find yourself talking to people in places like that. The last few times you've actually visited a saloon were only really just you sitting in a corner with Meryl or trying your best to sit away from people, watching as you ate your little plate of food but...

Would it really look weird if you strolled right in?

"It's alright..." You egged yourself on quietly "You can do it..Maybe if I just stroll in like Nic it'll be easy..."

I don't think you've seen how Wolfwood himself has entered bars...yikes..

With only a seconds hesitation, you pushed your legs forward and through the wooden double doors of the saloon, striding right into the loud bustling energy filled room.

Okay maybe you should’ve waited a bit more-

Yelling, laughing and god knows what those words were thrown in the air as the severe smell of sweat reached your nose, making you instinctively scrunch your face in disgust. Ew.

"Excuse me miss!" A waitress yelped out, making you take a quick step back nearly avoiding a bad collision with the poor girl serving drinks. Busy day it seemed, but you were here for other things.

Let's see, where could the two of them be- The sudden shout of your name made you do a double take around the room until the flash of red met your eyes and before you realized it, you saw Vash's waving hand of blue shine under the lights.

Well that was easier than you thought!

A wide smile on his face, his eyes practically sparkled as you pushed past several bar-goers and to his table. "Aren't I glad to see you!" Taking the seat next to him, you looked around the room once again "Wasn't Roberto suppose to..." You trailed off, turning and seeing the bummed out look on Vash's face.

"Well, we were gonna get the parts, but he saw the sign outside-"

Ohhh, the "if you bring two people they'll give you 50% off" poster...Made a lot more sense to be honest.

"And well, I guess you know what happened from there..." He sighed, resting his head on his hand, closing his eyes dramatically before batting them up at you "Now why are you here? I know you're not a big fan of these kinds of places."

So it did look weird!

Oh god...Your face began to feel a bit more hotter than usual as you unconsciously started playing around with a loose thread on your pants "Oh um...W-Well I came to tell you..." You nervously laughed out as Vash obliviously smiled at you, waiting for your response.

What if he said no?

With that singular thought, that singular worry that ran through your head once again, you choked. Nope, you couldn't do this.

You felt your heart beat against the walls of your chest alongside the loud environment and it felt...overwhelming. You should’ve done this another time.

The wooden chair scratched across the floor behind you as you shot up from your seat, making Vash jump a little "Actually Vash, I actually wanted to show you something I learned!” You fake laughed, taking a few steps back "But I just think it's bad timing maybe if I could just go outside to think about it-" Fumbling over your words, you hadn't completely taken in your surroundings when suddenly, you felt your back bump into one of the servers.

And with a scream, the server flew backwards and straight into the nearby table, flipping everything onto the...Very burly men sitting around it.

oops…

"HEY!" One of them hollered at you as you threw your hands up in surrender, the bar shushing down as the rest of the men began to spit out threats like venom.

"Woah woah woah! Hey guys, can't we all calm down and just chat? Haha? Maybe my friend here could show you a few tricks she just learned!" Vash intervened, putting a hand on your shoulder as he pulled you back behind him, putting his own body infront of you. Sweat starting to run on his forehead, he gave you one last nervous smile, teeth baring out “Right?”

Definitely not.

As if everything froze, the saloon had gone as silent as a library after Vash's remark.

Ohhh you fucked up...

Big time.

It was until the sudden shout of "Bar Fight!" had run through the room that you snapped out of your daze, realizing someone move faster than you had.

Vash took the opportunity to quickly turn and tackle you down to the ground just in time to dodge various glass bottles that had been heading your way.

"Gotcha!" Vash breathed out, pushing a wooden table down so that the both of you could take cover from the mess that was amping up at every second. The screams, yells and things breaking had made you put your hand over your mouth and listen in horror at the mess you had just created because of your last minute attempt to run away.

"Vash I'm so sorry oh my god.." You cried out from beside him as he gave you a nervous laugh "It's really no problem- GYAH!" He screamed, throwing himself forwards whilst pulling you along to avoid the body of a heavy-weight bounty hunter that had almost been thrown into you guys.

"LIKE I WAS SAYING, THERES NOT REALLY ANY PROBLEM! WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS THE KIND OF TROUBLE I ALWAYS FALL IN!" He yelped as you hurridly crawled to the next table for cover, Vash following behind.

"WHAT DID YOU REALLY WANNA SAY? AT THE TABLE?!" He loudly asked as you snapped your red face to him.

Crap.

Can't escape it now can you?

“I LIKE YOU!” You blurted out over the noise, catching him off guard "But! But uh! Not like the regular kinda like ya know!? More like a like-like? More like you make my stomach flutter and-" You continued to jumble your thoughts out as they zipped through your mind at the speed of light.

Fight or flight? HELL FLIGHT!

Pulling yourself up from the floor and onto your feet, you looked back down at Vash without thinking “IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T-"

"WATCH OUT!"

//

By the end of the day, everything worked out! Uh...Kinda.

"Ow ow ow..." You groaned, trying to lean away from Vash as he wiped the dirt off from the bump on your forehead.

"Hey don't lean away from me~"

This felt familiar didn’t it?

Well, besides getting hit with a metal serving pan square in the head, the both of you were able to get out of that hell hole without any other big injuries besides from your dignity.

And you made a big note to yourself currently sitting on the saloon steps, to never go into a saloon again.

Of course you had to make such a mess whilst just trying to confess your love to someone, it just had to be your luck! Maybe that was what Wolfwood was rubbing off on you!

You tried your best to avoid Vash's peering eyes as the tips of his fingers caressed your forehead, causing goosebumps to run up your shoulders "I never gave you an answer did I?" He pondered. And before you knew it, you felt a quick sting of pressure on your forehead and right on the bump, both hands of his gentle with holding the sides of your cheeks.

"V-Vash!?" You gaped out as he backed away, the blush on his face mimicking your own as he rubbed the back of his neck with his hand "You really had a man's heart pumping with what you said back there! It might have not been as pretty with, uh ya know..” He wiped the bump on your forehead with his thumb “But I’ll always say yes, even if you confessed to me in the deserts or in space..”

You stifled your laugh “Oh really?”

“Definitely.”

The sun had begun to set orange and yellow, illuminating the back of Vash’s body and thinking about it, you hadn't regret all those feelings, or this chaotic moment with him.

It felt like a mental photo that you had taken as those bright blue eyes shined adoringly at you as you couldn't help but break out into giggles.

“You beat me to it though…” He chuckled as he got up and offered his hand down to you. "How does breakfast sound? Maybe I could..confess my love to you in donuts?”

“Well don’t mind if I do~”

Breakfast sounded perfect.

#trigun imagines #vash x reader #trigun #trigun headcanons #trigun stampede x reader #vash imagine #vash the stampede #vash the stampede x reader #:requests💙 #nicholas d wolfwood #the sleep schedule effects hittin rn #sorry i made this longer than i thought #I GET TOO AHEAD OF MYSELF

[bloobluebloo]

Okay, now I'm curious due to the latest ask: which Ganon do you think would win a battle royale of Ganons? Both in a context where it's only Ganons running around, and another where there are also Links and Zeldas sharing the same connected reality? I feel like that would make a difference somehow.

I am getting so much mileage out of this meme....

ANYWAYS- So, if we're talking about all the Ganons going all out in a battle royale with no interference I would immediately rule out OoA/OoS Ganon. He is mindless and incapable of acting coherently. His magical prowess and strength are about on par for what you would expect from a typical beast Ganon. He can reverse floor tiles which, eh that's nothing for the other Ganons. They'd probably take him out first. Next one I would rule out is FSA Ganon. The only thing he has going for him is the Trident of Power which granted him enough dark power to become the King of Darkness, but he doesn't have much else going for him. He didn't even require the Master Sword to be defeated, able to be imprisoned by the Four Sword that had initially been Vaati's prison. He is also huge, very huge, so that makes him a big ol' target.

After that I would say Zelda I’s Ganon would get put out. He has the Triforce of Power sure, but he gets defeated by a magic sword that doesn’t require powers that seal the darkness. That tells me that while he may be strong his dark magic is not as potent as other Ganons. He would get overwhelmed.

I think the next one out would be OoT Ganondorf. He has cunning, but once the Triforce of Power lands in his hands there is some measure of mental corruption he suffers that I think makes him act brazenly. If Zelda’s words are to be taken at face value, he had some problems controlling the Triforce of Power, but by virtue of having said power he can still trump the Ganons before him.

And now we come to the matter of ALBW. For the sake of this battle royale I’ll consider Yuganon. He also has the Triforce of Power, but has the benefit of combining the power of Ganon with Yuga. He seems more in control of the power in his hands, and has the entire range of Ganon’s powers to use as well. He also has some measure of cunning to use. I would say what weakens him here is his willpower, which I think cannot match the top contenders.

Wind Waker Ganondorf is next for me. I was considering whether Yuganon was stronger than him considering the fact that he has the benefit of having not only the Triforce of Power but also the power of two. However, I think what gives Ganondorf the edge here is experience. He also is capable of causing so much wide spread destruction that it forced the hand of the gods, and can destroy entire isles if he so wishes. I suppose I put him here because WW Ganondorf seems to exercise restraint and rely more on cunning which is all well and good, but when in an all out brawl with other versions of you who are both cunning and also unhinged you need to let yourself go completely.

Alright so here is where it gets difficult because we have TP, TotK, and ALttP left. So this is how I see it.

TP Ganondorf will be the third in running. I think what gives him the advantage over the previous Ganondorfs is he has light magic in his body which, and maybe this is a stretch to assume, allows him to have more resistance to dark magic? He also has the favor of the gods since he was granted the Triforce. I think his unwillingness to die and the fact that his body was able to withstand an execution, living in the twilight realm, and 4 rounds of battle against Link before dying ON HIS FEET makes him incredibly resilient so he’ll be a hard one to take down.

Now here is where I’m at a bit of a crossroads, because for me the question is what is more potent, the power of the complete Triforce, which ALttP Ganon possesses, or the Secret Stone, which TotK Ganondorf pushes to its limits and pretty much milks it for all the power it can give him. So let’s see what their accomplishments are.

TotK Ganondorf was able to destroy the Master Sword which is no small feat; no other Ganon really accomplished that. However, what we garnered from TotK is that the Master Sword’s strength is dependent on how long it is bathed in light. It could be a possibility that following the defeat of Calamity Ganon that the Master Sword was not at its full strength when faced with an awakened Ganondorf so soon. TotK Ganondorf is also, I would say, probably the most adept at combat with his range of weapons combined with his magic and his ability to mimic Link’s flurry rushes. I think what TotK Ganondorf lacks is cunning; he is about that show of power and is more direct in that sense.

ALttP Ganon has the entirety of the Triforce’s power in his hands. He created an entire dark realm in the realm that was meant to imprison him which does show the breadth of his power. Despite being sealed, his cunning allowed him to create an alter ego in Hyrule that he successfully used to manipulate the people instead of going on a obvious rampage. He is probably the one I would say uses both his power and his manipulation to their full extent; if Zelda had not had a telepathic connection with Link then Hyrule would have surely met its doom.

So, this is what I think, in my opinion: I don’t think the Secret Stone is as powerful as the Triforce when both are used to their full extent. Additionally, I just think ALttP Ganon would be able to outsmart TotK Ganondorf when it comes to his own weaknesses. So, I give this to AlttP Ganon yay for him 👏

Now, if we throw Links and Zeldas into the mix? I think they would at first convene together out of concern that the Ganons might team up before coming to the stark realization that the last thing these guys want to do is collaborate. So, essentially they would wait until they all wear each other out over their stupid battle royale and then come in and clean up whoever is left. Easy peasy for them.

#and now I wait for the disagreements #this was not easy okay give this girlie a break 😭 #ganonthots #bloothots

[magadauthan]

Ep 10: Quick Draw

Today's recap for @trigun98watchparty. Aw man, I love this one. It's perfect.

Vash's pajamas are the best, aren't they? <3

--This introductory interlude is so nice. It's the first time we hear Vash really talk about himself. He just wants to be a regular guy, in his adorable PJs (who on the planet would believe that Vash the Stampede wears jammies?), putting his pants on one leg at a time in the morning, cooking himself breakfast, talking to the birdies, reading the newspaper. And his hair is all messed up. Go get that boy, Meryl.

--That "you look like my dead girl/boyfriend" has never worked in the history of ever.

--there's a sublime irony in workaholic early-twentysomething Meryl lecturing Vash that he should doing something more worthwhile than playing with kids. After 130-ish years, Vash has more than enough data to have concluded that eating, sleeping, and playing with the kids is about the most worthwhile thing he can do.

--Wolfwood, you twerp. Playing Vash like a violin. (or, he thinks he does; Vash would have helped out either way.)

--OH MERYL YOU'RE SO MAD she's so mean to him omg and Milly gets it right again

--Vash's stat sheet! If WW filled it out... how does he know Vash's blood type, exactly? (yes, I understand the Japanese thing about blood types and how Vash fits the O "profile." Probably an O-neg, at that.)

--How's that pride taste, Meryl? Goes down better with a bottle of booze? Okay, now they're all friends. Love how this scene gets subverted in BR when it's Meryl who gets drunk off her ass and Milly has to carry her home.

--Poor Wolfwood, hoist by his own petard. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull a fast one on Vash the Stampede.

--2/2 for Milly.

--The level of mutual trust that Vash and WW have already built speaks volumes to their shared sense of justice; it hasn't been beaten out of WW entirely. That sense comes from very different origins, but the two of them end in the same place.

--STOP FLIRTING, YOU TWO, AND GET A ROOM.

--Cross Punisher makes its debut! (WW's berserk mode is a bit overdone imo)

--The feet belong to Chapel, presumably.

--Meryl and Milly, get yourselves a man who can cook.

--If I were Neil's mom, I'm not sure that I wouldn't be kicking Dad to the curb after he ran out, but eh. Love and Peace?

Nothing of any real plot importance happens in this ep... but everything of plot importance happens in this ep. The entire story arc is meaningless if Vash and Wolfwood don't have a bond. That bond makes each of them question why, exactly, are they doing what they're doing. (are you listening, Orange? Get on it.) Friends, nakama, comrades, lovers... pick one and make it stick.

#tri98watchparty #trigun 98 #Day 10 #quick draw #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson

[colaloli]

Slyly Showing Concern - Kasumi New Year (2022) 4☆ Story -Part 2-

-Team C's New year stage, Red in White bgm playing-

Saki: (The White Hero and the Heroine became lovers, but the brother discovered his true identity, huh…)

-Kasumi CG-

Kasumi: No matter how much my sister pleads about it, falling in love with some snake monster is still nonsense.

I have to let the Zen Master know immediately. Once that creature is defeated, I'm sure my sister will finally wake up from this delusion.

Saki: (The brother did what he did because he is looking out for his little sister, but it is still sad to think about putting an end to their love…)

-Outside Team C's Show venue-

Saki: (Today's show was lots of fun. It gets so dark at night during winter, time to hurry up and go home…)

Man 1: Hello, little missy. Are you all alone?

If you don't have any other plans right now, wanna go out for some drinks? The girl I was supposed to meet today couldn't make it so, you know.

Saki: ... ... Umm, who are you? I'm in a hurry, so please clear the way.

Man 2: You don't have to be so cautious. We have a reservation for a nice place so just take it easy—

(Kasumi walking towards the scene, stands close to Saki)

Kasumi: —Sorry to keep you hanging. I've been looking for you.

Saki: (Ehh, Who?! Ah… Thank goodness, It's Kasumi-san….)

Kasumi: What's with these guys? Not anyone you know, right?

Saki: ... ... Yes, I don't.

Kasumi: Thought so.

(Kasumi faces the men)

Kasumi: You punks, don't go talking to someone else's girl. Try somebody else.

Man 1: Haah? It's not like we're forcing her to do anything. It's up to her if she wants to come or not.

(Kasumi gets pushed but he resisted. His bangs slightly disheveled, eye peek sprite)

Kasumi: ... ...

Saki: (T-This is bad! Will it break into a fight….?!)

Man 2: ... ... Tch, hey let's go.

Man 1: Haah? What the hell for?

Man 2: Just do what I said!

Saki: (Eh? It's a relief but … … What just happened?)

Kasumi: ... ...

Buwah~?! I-I'm all jittery~!

(Kasumi moves slightly aback)

I'm glad that it worked out fine! What about you, are you feeling alright? Are you okay?!

Saki: Ah, yes. You came right away just shortly after I came across that trouble.

Kasumi: Then I’m glad. Despite being a mob, my achievement is worth praising.

It would be bad if something like that happens again, so we should go to the station together.

Saki: You were a lifesaver, Kasumi-san. Those guys just immediately walked away… ...

Kasumi: I was desperate not to let my bluff slip up, so I guess I looked quite imposing in a way?

I used Kokuyou as the reference~. Oh my~ I’m glad, I’m relieved.

Saki: (But if you ask me, his body didn’t move an inch when he was pushed. I think he looked pretty strong as it is)

Kasumi: Speaking of which, what do you think about how I did today?

Saki: You were really amazing, I mean it, thank you very much.

Kasumi: Uwah, I just received some lovely compliments.Thanks a lot!

I was confident with my mob powers today! Snooping around the heroine, and telling on her.

Saki: (Oh? I thought he was talking about the time he came to save me though.)

Kasumi: I will continue my best on being a mob, so please keep on supporting me.

Saki: (Fufu, both were wonderful either way, so I guess this is fine)

Notes:

-The card story title is originally "身を案ずる", which could be a play of words with the idiom "身を案じる", which generally means 'to show concern/worry about someone's welfare/one's self' and "ずる" which means 'sly/cunning'. I am not certain if this is the correct interpretation but it seems fitting with the events in this story, both in Kasumi's role on stage and the moment he helped Saki.

-When Kasumi first appears and throughout speaking to the men, he is using the typical informal, thug-like way of speaking (Very much like Kokuyou, as Kasumi said, is his reference for this 'bluff')

And more ramblings: Kasumi had an eye peek moment, and his sprite is super close to the screen, but because of the situation, it seems that Saki still didn't see his eye, instead only those two random guys ww

Overall, this card is all sorts of nom nom

masterlist

#blackstar theater starless #bsts #team c #kasumi #translation

[radiowallet]

My Sunbeam,

I would love to know - when was your "gotcha" moment for the characters you write? (OCs, Marc or Din or Frankie or whoever else you choose) When (and what!) did you write where you just knew you had them and their voice? Maybe it was only for that tiny moment, or maybe it's cemented permanently now, but I'm dying to know.

(also, if you don't know, it's okay and I love you always)

(leave it to me to ask the hard questions, eh?)

Damn, wifey! So hard on a girl lying on a bedroom floor!

No one will be surprised with who I start with-

Marcus came to me so fast it was almost like whiplash. I watched the movie once (out of curiosity more than anything) and this scene happened and I was gone-

This is a man who is about to break a promise to the only constant left in his life. What does that say about a person? About their loyalty? The way their heart works? This is a man who wants to save the whole world and also be home to help his kid with her homework. I could see someone who was torn, someone who was thinking about his daughter, his late wife, his teammates, and the tears in his eyes! I started writing PWC right after that, but I didn’t really feel like I had his voice until I wrote No Such Thing. It was a WW prompt and the first piece of writing I posted on the hellsite. To this day I think it’s the thing I’m most proud of and my love (and desire to spread that love) for Marcus Moreno has only grown. I now have notebook after notebook filled with thoughts about this man, and I can’t seem to stop.

Sarah was a little harder to nail down. From the beginning I knew she had to be a match for a super hero. Someone who could handle the idiotic and stressful nature of your partner saving the world for a living. I think that’s why the first chapter of PWC was so important to me. In my head she was always an OC and I needed her voice to be just as important as Marcus’s. She needed to be fun and smart, and also a little bit broken. But I didn’t really have her voice nailed down until I wrote what is now chapter 14. I actually wrote that back at the beginning of the summer. I didn’t know if it would make it into the story or not but it helped me understand and connect with her. Also this is the sassy gif I saw and thought, yup, that’s my girl-

BONUS: Missy Moreno

Missy came to me so quickly. The minute I decided to put her in chapter 2 of PWC I had her. Something about her I connected with immediately. I heard her teasing Marcus, then gently encouraging him, then right back to teasing. 

As far as Din and Frankie... I don’t know if I so much HAVE their voices, but I enjoy those sandboxes and kicking around in them from time to time. 

#lovely ask from my lovely wife #sorry to info dump you babe #but to be fair you asked #Marcus Moreno

[koizumicchi]

LIP×LIP Docchi Kiss LIVE Report English Translation

LIP×LIP LIVE “First Kiss” ~ Docchi no Kiss Ka, Erabe yo ~ ~ Which Kiss Do You Want ~

raw here

T/N: This WIP has been sitting untouched in my folder the moment it was tweeted ww, so like about 2 years now wwww. Since I decided to do the birthday countdown, I might as well include this and finish this at last. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AIZOU AND YUUJIROU!!!!! 愛してるよ ~

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During the waiting time, after entering the venue, the performance version of the songs compiled in the album were playing. The introduction video of the album was also inserted midway.

Lines like “Thank you for spending the same time with us.”

Reflecting on the golden chandelier is a shining light in the shade of blue. This world view of the palace certainly represents LIPxLIP. I feel like I naturally transformed into being a Julietta even before I entered (the venue).

Inside, small petals are fluttering about splendidly. Yuujirou ---> Aizou, introduction in this order.

A thin film (curtain) rose. The band members entered. Oji-san wore a black hat and in his ‘black pace’, dressed in a classic outfit.

LIP×LIP entered, in their Romeo costume.

From the left (of the stage): Nakanishi-san, Kobayashi-san, Reonnu, Aizou, Yuujirou, Keiki-san, Oji-san. Overhead is a horizontal screen.

The songs started right away.

*Nonfantasy

In the screen are images of gorgeous flowers. Right before ‘suki da yo’, (image of) small petals were falling. At Yuujirou’s ‘kimi senyou da yo’, he made a space reserved only for you with his arms. With the dark lighting, the whole venue quieted down; and after a while, the two, preparing for something, said in a clear voice, “suki da yo.”

*Yappa Saikyou

A lively video, with vivid colors used fully to the heart’s content; at the part of the interlude, letters appeared. After “Ride on” is a choreography of profound rhythm. “Daisuki tte yappa saikyou” is brilliantly done with the guts pose.

Aizou and Yuujirou introduced themselves. With the band members’ hands (introduction), the two were sparkling.

*Rodeo

The neon-colored lights are the main image of the townscape.

Smoke came from both sides.

The choreography is dynamic and lively; there are many movements from left to right and they made use of the wide stage.

“Is it OK to meet in the usual place?”

“Yes~ from the very start~”

They seem like they were facing each other.

*Choco Kano

An image of pink-colored pastries. It changes completely from Rodeo; they begin to sway from left to right. A great number of cute dance steps that matched the lyrics. “Tsukue no naka” with a ‘taking a peek’ choreography. “Dare nandesuka?”, pointed to the direction of the audience.

*White Day Kiss

Images (on the screen) of white ribbon, kiss mark, heart chocolate in light blue. Mic stand appear from below. At the chorus, did the double peace sign, swinging both hands. The swaying is impressive. At “Hyakumankai no kisu” Aizou points at his cheeks. In both no. 1 and 2, before the chorus, Yuujirou’s facial expression can’t be seen and it brought more feeling of painfulness in the production. At “Honmei dakara” Aizou draws a big heart (in the air). At no.2, Yuujirou poses as if asleep.

~

(MC Talk)

Aizou: It's Valentine's.

Yuujirou: How many chocolates did you receive?

Aizou: I received one from each Julietta present today.

Yuujirou: No, they gave it to me.

Aizou: What's your basis?

Yuujirou: None.

Aizou: Don't you hate those that don't have basis?

Yuujirou: ?

Aizou: I received them.

Yuujirou: And your basis is?

Aizou: None.

Yuujirou: Aizou, it is bad to lie.

Aizou: I have it somewhere!

Let's decide who is more suitable to receive them.

~

*Judge☆

Red balance scales, a video of a courtroom. “Hitotsume, futatsume, mitsume” is denoted by fingers.

At “igiari”, lightly pushing each other away. “Boku ga (boku ga) kimi wo (kimi wo)” the two forcibly put one foot in front of the other. The appearance of raising the back of a hand towards this direction seems comical.

*Koi wo Shiyou

Pink hearts to hearts in varying colors. “Fuku wo narabete”, a choreography of similar to placing a hanger at an elevated place. “Datsumekko” Aizou with arms crossed and taking off clothes action. The chorus is the MV’s choreography. “Akai ito de”, you can see as if the red thread existed and they are synchronized.

~

LIPxLIP leaving. There is a hidden microphone at the dressing room, leaking their conversation.

Aizou: Let’s fall in love ~fufufu~

Yuujirou: What are you pacing for? Are you nervous?

Aizou: Not at all

Yuujirou: During Nonfantasy, your hand holding the mic was trembling.

Aizou: I could say the same for you; you bought a can of coffee even if you don’t drink one.

Yuujirou: I bought that for you. I don’t always say this but thank you.

Aizou: ?!?!

Yuujirou: Be honest, what did you think when you partnered with me?

Aizou: Why with this guy? I thought we definitely wouldn’t match.

Yuujirou: You’re right. We didn’t align when it came to tuna mayo.

Aizou: Yuujirou would most likely be my rival so I thought I absolutely won’t lose to him.

Yuujirou: I thought an amazing guy is here when I look at Aizou

Aizou: Eh?

Yuujirou: Someone who goes to an audition with bed hair is amazing.

Aizou: It's not bed hair; I styled it! But, with him, I thought, I can fulfill the dream I've always dreamed of.

Yuujirou: .....

Aizou: Wait, Yuujirou being kind to me is suspicious. There's definitely a hidden camera somewhere.

Yuujirou: None of that sort.

Aizou: Is this revenge for the Osaka live? Everyone here, are you excited!?! I love you!

Yuujirou: Pardon us for only playing a video without sound.

Aizou: It's alright; though there's no sound, one could shout their love on their own, right?

Yuujirou: Yeah, everyone is thinking, "What are you doing, Aizou-kun? Hurry up changing your clothes!" (he imitated)

Aizou: Eh? Huh? How embarrassing. You're lying, right?

Yuujirou: It's a lie. They can only hear our voice. (meaning, no video)

Aizou: Oi! As I thought this whole thing was weird!

~

LIPxLIP appeared wearing their Yume Fanfare outfit

*Yume Fanfare

Because they are together, their dance shine beautifully; a song that is conveyed because it is Aizou and Yuujirou. If one is missing, it won’t work at all. A song for two people. The last harmony sums it up and is beautiful as expected. The chorus is stable and similar in the MV.

*Tsuki no Hime

“Please listen carefully”

A picture of a moon. At the chorus, the moon is red and rising; it was mysterious. At the beginning and end, both looked up at the moon and danced.

Aizou is cool, widening his legs diagonally.

Yuujirou crossed his legs; silent dance steps at the beginning, and gentlemanly from “soto no sekai watashi kara” part. The chorus has great choreography and livened up (the crowd).

“Thank you for listening carefully.”

Band members’ introduction

*Romeo

Yuujirou, from the start to the end, did not make a mistake at all. He is honestly magnificent. Aizou in his part “Nayanderu no? Ojou-san” is even more gentlemanly than before. It gradually softened later on. Seemingly like the East Country, a huge feeling of exhilaration overflows in the choreography. At “eran de”, the pose is very-like Aizou and Yuujirou. They jumped the whole time and both of them looked like they enjoyed it more than anyone else.

~

LIPxLIP and the band members leave.

Encore.

LIPxLIP and the band members enter.

They changed to the LIVE t-shirt: Aizou ---> black Yuujirou ---> white

~

*Hitsuyou Fukkaketsu

At the end (of the song) is a clip/scene of a thin cloud on a blue sky. They held each other’s mics and sang. *Silver tape (similar to party streamers; on concerts these are a custom) falls from above. They left their Yume Fanfare shoes on: Aizou tucking his trousers inside his shoes and Yuujirou leaving his outside.

*Repaint

An image wherein you can feel the time of space from the pale bubbles in a light blue sky. Came out in different colors. Mic held in their hands, the two bent down at “seishun wa ima mo tsuzuiteru”. You’d be drawn in at the rush of excitement at the last chorus. They waved both hands left and right.

~

Both: Thank you! (waving at different directions)

Yuujirou: I love you-! (suki da yo)

Julietta: Kyaa-!

Aizou: (I want to do it too) Okay, here goes!

Julietta:

Aizou: I love you-! (aishiteru yo)

Julietta: Kyaa-!

They bowed while their hands were connected. Aizou is always waving his hand and so Yuujirou pulled his arm so they could return back. Later on, Yuujirou comes out all of a sudden and waves goodbye. The fans were given permission to take photos of the venue for five minutes.

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T/N: Keep in mind that Japanese and English aren’t my first language so I apologize if there are some mistakes. As always, if you’re going to use/reference my translations, please do not claim it as your own and credit me.

#LIPxLIP #aizou #yuujirou #honeyworks #shibasaki aizou #someya yuujirou #docchi kiss #docchi kiss first live #LIPxLIP birthday 2021 countdown #lipxlip translation

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

immortal soul:black survival characters as dankpods

Adela:You’ve had a kitkat, right? But you haven’t lived until you’ve had a WW.

Adriana:Well, I guess we should plug it in and put Scarlet Fire on it.

Aiden:Oh, they’ve got Ninja- oh, sorry. Ninj a up.

Alex: (throws a batman mp3 player at a vaccum) Oh no! It broke on the first one! Wasn’t even a good throw, mate!

Arda:(touching the eye button repeatedly, text on the screen reading “MY EXISTENCE IS SUFFERING”)

Aya:(plugging a spongebob eye mp3 player into a speaker) Don’t you hurt her. Don’t you do it.

Barbara:(jiggles cheap headphones like castanets on a wire)

Bernice:It’s like.... Dad’s footy shorts... Cut into a case.

Camilo:My IPod’s trapped in the disco!

Cathy:”Do not overuse this earphone or put it under heavy pressure.” (holding a big rock) Hmmm.... I wonder what heavy pressure means?

Celine:Come on pukcells, you’re needed! Eh? I don’t just keep you around because of the name that I find funny for some reason.

Chiara:Is it any wonder no one bought you?

Chloe:This says “sound by AKG”! Why does it sound like it was made by OkayG?

Daniel:What an unusual perspective of this thing you have right now.

Echion:Chord, hit me up mate, I wanna try Hugo. Mainly because it’s called a Hugo.

Eleven: Oh, New Potato Technologies! How I love that you’re called New Potato Technologies!

Eva:I need instructions on how to take it apart, but it’s just like USE ANTI-GRAVITY AND JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN ON ITS OWN!

Emma:Warning:you’ve just wasted your money.

Fiora:I remember when Ipods had a quartered pizza for controls.

Hart:And we all know his theme song! Duhhh dabaruba di di daaa.... batmannn

Hyejin:(voice cracking) Oh, isn’t it- isn’t it lovely....

Hyunwoo:(stabbing plastic box) Give me my dog!

Isol(handling earphones through the Mojo) Ahahaha! It’s happened, everyone. Notice that awful buzzing stopped? The left one died. It’s gone.

Jackie: ‘Please keep away from children’? Keep away from everyone.

Jan:Has he morphed with his pants?

Jenny:(putting the earphones away) Yeah, okay. All right. All right. Yep. Now they work. Oh yeah. Oh yeah they work. Oh boy do they. So.

Johann: Look, it stands up for... reasons unknown to me, to be honest.

JP:(putting a headphone jack that was described as being for IPods into a Samsung Yepp) Haha, no one tell the police! Ooooooo!

Laura:(turns on a tablet with a shrek background, enters a photos app, and scrolls through superman, wonder woman, a bad wolverine cosplay, fat spiderman smoking sitting on the curb, and mike wazowski) Superheroes.

Lenox:Yeah, direct me there. How do I get from Adelaide to the middle of the ocean? Whaaat, I can’t cycle from there?!

Leon: “I appreciate those headphones you bought me, especially since it’s the only thing you’ve ever bought me” “That is true, I even made you buy your own clothes after birth”

Li Dailin:I mean, I really like it. It’s a piece of junk.

Luke: Oh no, it requires two AAAAAs!

Magnus:Racing attack? That’s just called traffic.

Mai:You can still buy... flip phones!!

Nadine: I don’t remember ducks having docks in their bellies!

Nathapon: ⁿᵃ ⁿᵒ

Nicky:(holding an MP3 player) It got karate-chopped at some point, i don’t remember that, I’m so sorry theo.

Rio:I bought a Dell MP3 dingus. [...] And only upon getting it did I realize the previous owner scribbled “iPod” on it. It’s like always being in the shadow of your older cousin or something.

Rosalio:Well, there’s only one way to know if it’s a real Nokia, mate. (uses the corner of one phone to hit the other’s screen, shattering it) The answer is no, mate.

Rozzi: (pointing at packaging) It includes everything you need! There’s no oxygen or food written there, so you know.

Shoichi: So you’re meant to “look after” it, and touch it and interact with it, otherwise it “gets mad” and does a bad job at your atxes or something. I don’t know, I’m just- I’m an adult now, so all I can think of is adult scenarios.

Silvia:(sniffs) Smells like the early 2000s.

Sissela: Ughh, this is hard to do while crippled.

Sua:(using Youtube on a flip phone) How do I search??

William:Silly box is wrong, mate. Americans don’t talk in metric, it should say “over 500 feet of music”.

Xiukai:Tutorial? Pfft. Like I need to learn how to play Crazy Eggs.

Yuki:It looks like a witch’s curse! Like they turned your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time! You still hear him screaming in there!

Zahir:(uses a photo translator app to understand the text on a box) Oh good! Oh good- oh, there it is! So it’s tac 16, optopannahéhu, E! Cuhtepeodohyeckue.

#god whenever there's a new guy i need to add to this list i forget the alphabet #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #happy season start! good luck with early season hell! i know you all will need it! #realized they DID do that in time as expected once i tried to queue and it said server maintenance would start soon

[finoalcielo]

ROCKOOL Visit

Today You and Hajime visited Animate for Tsukipro Only Shop 2020 for the Rockool designs~ It was a wonderful advertisement and interaction between the January and August born~!

This is for those who want to know what is being said but have no idea~ Beware, it’s long. SUPER long!!

If you like my work, then please supporting me by giving me a coffee. Thank you~

You: I visited on my way home! Only shop!

Hajime: Open at Animate’s Ikebukuro Main Store

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: I usually come when preparations are still ongoing, so that I can bring Maze with me. As expected, from the beginning, I self-restrained (laughs)

Hajime: Did you want Mazellan and I to come together?

You: There may not be a handsome penguin 🐧, but I am with a good-looking guy

Hajime: (laughs) yes yes

You: Anyways, let's go inside.

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office 

You: Okay~! Like this, there is a corner for each unit ~ ♪ Check out the main store for limited goods 👌

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Oh, there’s are caps too. It looks good on Hajime-san

Hajime: Also on You

You: Thank you~♪ In the first place, doesn’t the concept of Rockool “Rock, Be Cool” not suit us?

Hajime: Maybe... There’s a chance that rather than ‘Rock-ish’, I’ll be told that I’m Mafia-like

You: (True-)

# On a Tour #ROCKOOL #RK Main Office 

You: There is also a live-style corner for Growth & SOARA! In-store photo shoot 📸 is OK, so please take photos☆

Hajime: Should we also take a commemorative photo side-by-side?

You: A showdown for leg length? I will not lose.

Hajime:  So you say...

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Never miss a good-looking moment

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Lots of goods! Check these out too...... please do so?

Hajime: By an chance, are you imitating me?

You: There’s a rumor that it’s unexpectedly similar

Hajime: ...Am I.. that? 

You: To say that www

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Please continue supporting Procera and Gravi~

Hajime: Please do so?

You: The originator (laugh)

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

Note:  本家 means “the originator.” Basically, when You says this, it means that Hajime is the first one to create the phrase (or say it in that way in this case)

You: Test your luck and buy one badge and its cover.

Hajime: It’s a custom

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office #Results will be later

Hajime: For commemoration

You: ♥️ was used a lot

Hajime: ...Flashy

You: Hajime-san is a bit plain... no! It’s simple. I’m going to decorate it with a crown. Yes, sparkles~

Hajime & You: ....

Hajime & You: (It looks like a sign)

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office #Unexpected discovery

??: Good evening

Sticks

Hajime & You: ....

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

Hajime & You: Shiki-san!

Shiki: That's right. I am Solid’s number one passer by. Actually, aren’t you number one for not having free time? No, going to different places is a part of my job, I am Takamura Shiki. 

You: Thank you for your hard work (www)

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

Hajime: (The “Cool” feels like it’s written as “Lool”)

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

Shiki: It’s “cool”

Hajime & You: I see

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Eh~~~ There was a sudden intrusion, but that's it! A report for Only Shop!

Shiki: It’s like everyone comes to the Only Shop to play with “ROCK” and “COOL”

Hajime: Right? (laughs)

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: On the way back, Shiki-san treated us and so we ate Takoyaki

Shiki: Let’s open the Shiki badge (excitement)

You: Where are you looking (www)? And it’s not an unsealing ceremony? (www)

Hajime: Yosh, let's open it

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Yosh~... oh, Rui!

Hajime: Kakeru

Shiki: Oh~~~

Hajime: Is Shiki-san not going to open his?

Shiki: ......Solids badges haven’t been put on sale yet.......

Hajime & You: (Release date...Tomorrow!)

#Scheduled to be released on August 8 #ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

You: Next is the badge cover....

Hajime: ...

Shiki: ...

一Everyone: Yellow

You: Eh~~~ It’s for my partner. That guy is unexpectedly skilled at pushing

Hajime & Shiki: I see.

#ROCKOOL #RK Main Office

Hajime: Let's go hybrid. Kakeru can wear anything stylishly

You: Ok, understood

Shiki: (Is that the problem?)

Rummaging sound

You: ...This, pulling something off so well that it emphasizes what he’s wearing is this guy?

Hajime: ...Shiki-san, can you please do it? It seems it’ll break if we use force

Shiki: ..It’s possible if you do it

~Enjoy the appearance of men struggling with their first badge cover~

Rummaging sound

Shiki: Really... it’s pretty scary (>_<)

You: Right now, you said it with a cute emoticon at the end (ww)

Rummaging sound

You: It's done...wait, it's bent. Need to redo it

Shiki: Very aware... oh, I can....

Hajime: ...tilted slightly

Shiki: I’ll do it again

~Enjoy the appearance of men struggling with their first badge cover ②~

Rummaging sound

Shiki: ...this.. is it alright if I go ahead and stretch the rabbit ears?

You: Wo~w, it’s looks destroyed

Shiki: It was a work that needs technique and skills

You: …Ah, I just noticed, the color of this third person is similar

Hajime: It’s the small purple meeting, right?

~Enjoy the appearance of men struggling with their first badge cover ③~ 

Rummaging sound

You: It’s... done~~~~! Success!Rui!!

Shiki: It’s... (peeks)

Hajime: 👌 (nod nod)

Shiki: ..done~~~~! Kakerun~!

#Perfectly matched with the face’s angle #The men were struggling, probably because they weren't used to it. #Cute

Note:おらよ is used when you’ve finally succeeded in something. I’ve seen some ‘here you go’ being used but it didn’t make sense so I used success instead :3

You: This is why it’s a small purple meeting~!

Shiki: Tomorrow, it’s Solids & QUELL turn for their Rock Fair nationwide. I’m counting on you. 

Hajime: We look forward to working with you at Ikebukuro Main Store's only shop.

#Thank you for your company

#rockool #tsukiuta #tsukiuta twitter #Twitter tweets #mutsuki hajime #haduki you #takamura shiki #only shop #this was so cute #struggling men #small purple meeting #is you a part of the purple?

[ruiyuki-archives]

bnha + tdmm gundam AU

This is an AU I wrote on the todomomo discord server eons ago. Anything posted to this blog will be transcripts of old original work and not really edited, save for formatting. I have no guarantees if I will ever finish these AUs either so these will only be kept as an archive.

Heavily inspired by Gundam SEED/Destiny

Original transcript posted to tdmm discord: Aug 2018

BNHA MECHA/MILITARY/GUNDAM AU??? FT. TDMM + OTHERS.

JUST HEAR ME OUT OK:

idk when this is set but some sci-fi au where earth is at war w some enemy people and the military uses mechs

U.A. aka United Alliance is the military organization in charge of Earth's mechs

decades ago for idk.. WW III or something, pilots enlisted in U.A. piloting giant mechs (aka H.E.R.O.S. - “high efficiency robotic operating systems”) became protectors of citizens?? some shit like that.

the top pilots made a name for themselves were namely Toshinori Yagi piloting the TPHR-ALL MIGHT at #1 and #2 Todoroki Enji piloting the FLHR-ENDEAVOR

(Bonus: TPHR for "The People's HERO" and FLHR for, you guessed it, "Flame HERO" woooo)

but during the final mecha fight that subsequently ended WW III, Toshinori Yagi was declared MIA bc his mech crash landed on some coastal shore and by the time they found ALL MIGHT, the cockpit was empty and the pilot was gone

anyway fast forward >> U.A. has a cadet school and low and behold who do we find enrolled,,, aspiring young pilots Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki

they both heard the heroic stories of pilot Toshinori and ALL MIGHT and woooo got into U.A.

also in U.A. ofc is Todoroki Shouto whos been groomed to be a mecha pilot since age 5 courtesy of Enji. D u h. (Enji's still piloting ENDEAVOR at this time but has it pretty set that Shouto will inherit piloting his mech)

aaand ofc we get the rest of class 1A in U.A. cadet school for various reasons

ANYWAY im not going into cadet school days bc thats boring but lets say ofc top of the class pilots are Izuku Bakugou and Todoroki that aces all the flight simulations blah blah blah

Also Toshinori was found to be declared MIA to the public but actually whoop. He's at U.A. as one of the boardmembers bc ofc that’s how im making the story work. Idk he was too injured and has too much ptsd that he cant pilot anymore and is looking for the next pilot to inherit ALL MIGHT (which is fixed up by now)

NOW INTO THE ACTUAL MEAT OF THE STORY - NEW WAR (WW4? I GUESS)

CADET KIDS ARE NO LONGER CADETS. THEYRE FULL FLEDGED PILOTS NOW AND ARE THROWN INTO THE NEXT WAR BC THAT WAS PART OF WHAT THEY SIGNED UP FOR. Whos the enemy? LoV ofc but i dont have a cool name for them yet LMAOOOO

K SO new war. New battle cruisers. New mechs yayayya

U.A. has 2 new battle cruisers: Sirius A and Sirius B, designated (1-A and 1-B DUH)and duh, the crew of 1-A and 1-B is gonna be classes respectively

1-A, Aizawa is captain of the ship LMAOOOO Momo's the crew's battle analyst on comms + nav, Iida takes the helm, idk whos gonna be on weaponry yet but I kinda wanna make it Tokoyami

Izuku Bakugou and Todoroki are mecha pilots ofc

they have custom made mechs that were made for them for mostly training so the models are pretty basic compared to ALL MIGHT and ENDEAVOR but eh they do the job.

I'm doing the hero name thing again so Izuku pilots OAHR-DEKU, Todo pilots HCHR-SHOUTO and Bakugou pilots.... EXHR-K.E.KILL

bc they’re custom they got to name the mechs so friggin Bakugou. I tried LMAO (if someone can guess the acronyms, bonus points)

also hey! they have a squadron of fighter jet pilots and hey! Its the Bakusquad!!!

each of the fighters have their own names too so you guessed it, their hero namessss ha..ha..ha..ha..

OKAY more people: Hatsume Mei's their engineer. She basically built the mechs and works under Powerloader that built the cruiser ships

Gran Torino built the fighter jets lol

uhh Tsuyu's probably the crew's nurse in the infirmary or smth. Chiyo is the head military doctor back at the U.A. base??? idk

Nedzu head of U.A. Self explanatory.

Fuyumi and Natsuo are there too!!! Fuyumi's part of the cadet teaching staff. Natsuo's a fighter pilot of another fleet

Anyway, TODOMOMO IN THIS AU

they met in cadet training. Momo was working towards being an analyst anyway so naturally they paired up for training exercises as comm + pilot top of the class. Aizawa's first choices when choosing who to enlist in for the 1-A crew

every time Shouto deploys for a fight Momo's hypervigilant in keeping tabs on him in the air bc honestly the worst is seeing a laserbeam aiming for his mech's cockpit

I mean she keeps tabs on Deku and Bakugou too but. y’know she has a bias loool

and god forbid if anything were to happen to Shouto bc the worse would be for him to be MIA or KIA bc this is a war. People lose their lives. She knows its what they signed up for but if she can help him avoid it, she will

but sometimes it cant be helped. Especially since she’s navigating for the other pilots and the ship

it doesn’t help that Shouto's kinda reckless in his mech fights when they get too intense. sometimes he'll ignore his comms all together and when he does that half the time he comes out of his cockpit injured bc nuclear explosions. Recoil. Life threatening occupational hazard. D u h

Momo's basically crying by his bedside in the infirmary every time that happens

and THE ONE INSTANCE WHERE HE IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED MIA, Momo loses it

bc its his fight against the enemy mech CRHR-DABI. Its in the midst of the enemy's unexpected assault. and the 1A and 1B are taking heavy fire. So she has to focus on Aizawa's orders. and Shouto is getting out range that she cant keep tabs on him. and he's ignoring her comms. so by the end of it, by the time the enemy ships and mechs retreat, HCHR-SHOUTO is g o n e

the dust clears up. Its raining. The fighting's stopped. All of the enemy forces has retreated so U.A. calls their pilots to retreat

2 of their 3 mechs have returned to the ship except for SHOUTO. And Momo's frantically trying to get through to him. But nothing.

Aizawa orders her to stop trying. they'll send out a search team to investigate his last known location after everyone rests. Repairs to 1A and the mechs need to be made. They have to make haste, but for now, rest.

all the logistical post-battle crap is cared for first. Status reports, repair agenda, the next battle plan. The search team is sent out.

nothing.

they keep looking.

nothing for days.

keep looking.

they find it. HCHR-SHOUTO in a lake torn to shambles. The cockpit cut open. Blood stains trail out toward the forest it crashed in but no pilot nearby. (Bc hell ya im gonna recycle tropes loool)

Todoroki Shouto declared missing in action.

Momo gets the update and she’s devastated

but theres no time to mourn. A second enemy attack.

the Orion fleet is called in. ENDEAVOR's fleet.

and there he is. that mech. CRHR-DABI. again.

DABI VS ENDEAVOR wooooooooooooo

but this time its nearby the city. Civilians need to be evacuated. WGHR-HAWKS assists in protecting the city as much as possible.

but yup ENDEAVOR gets destroyed too. Enji comes out of his cockpit in critical condition. and the enemy retreats again.

more aftermath. More repairing, more strategies, more recovering the injured. Its a war after all.

U.A. works on building a new mech. ENDEAVOR #2. But Enji has to officially retire from piloting due to his head injury.

and his successor is missing.

there is no pilot.

that is until Shouto shows up again!!!!

he has new scar on the left side of his face.

he saw ENDEAVOR's fight.

he’s alive. He’s come back. And he's out to take down DABI.and you bet he made his dramatic reappearance like:

Aizawa, at a battle meeting with Momo, Nedzu, Toshinori and other UA officials: "Tell me Nedzu. what choices do we have? Enji is compromised. His successor is missing. We're out of pilots. Who’s going to pilot the second ENDEAVOR?"

Todo, walking casually through the door: "I will."

After thoughts:

hi yes pls imagine all the pilots in skin tight pilot suits and helmets bc HAHAHHAA NGL THAT WAS THE 5% MOTIVATION OF ME COMING UP WITH THIS AU 👀

also momo in a military uniform 👀

the mechs look like their hero uniforms. OAHR-DEKU is green & white in colour. EXHR-K.E.KILL is black & orange. HCHR-SHOUTO is red blue silver.

TPHR-ALL MIGHT is gold & royal blue. FLHR-ENDEAVOR is blue red and orange.

CRHR-DABI is grey and purple and is piloted by Touya who else would it be

the fleet that i said Natsuo was a part of is the Orion fleet.. Enji's fleet

now that I think about it, Aoyama is probably the designer behind the pilot suits

Shouto names the 2nd ENDEAVOR mech HCHR-REI after his mom

his mom is a civilian and is very much alive kthx Im not pulling some EVA shit here ok

> bonus tdmm mecha NSFW

> archives masterpost

#todomomo #todoroki shouto #momo yaoyorozu #ruiyukis unfinished aus #IDK man just take it #this was from when i finished vld s7 and gave me mecha au vibes #things that wouldnt leave me alone

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[Translation] VAZZROCK bi-color Series Vol. 12 - Drama Track 2

The Mamiya and Ruka story continues~ LOL, Ruka is relatable in a lot more ways than I imagined him to be XD More interactions between ROCK DOWN and VAZZY, please TsukiProoooooo ww

Again, thank you to Deea for the files! Please don’t ask her for them as per her request, thank you ^^

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Under the cut, enjoy~!

Track 02: [ルカと走れば何かに当たる] “If I run with Ruka it might help me figure something out”

[0:00]

  MAMIYA: (stretching) Ruka, are you sure you’re okay with just wearing a shirt with short sleeves?

RUKA: Yeah, it’s fine~ I prefer it over taking something off when I get hot while running.

MAMIYA: Is that so? Anyway, let’s do a light 5 KM—

RUKA: Oh~! That’s quite a lot~

MAMIYA: Want me to make it shorter?

RUKA: Nah, nah~ It’s fine to go with your usual route.

RUKA: I’m not new to running either so I can run long distances~

MAMIYA: Got it. Then, let’s go.

(they start running)

RUKA: Time to depart!

MAMIYA: Since we’re here, let’s take it slow and talk while we run.

RUKA: Sure, I was thinking the same thing anyway.

RUKA: Here’s a question right off the bat. Do you always go running?

MAMIYA: Yeah, mostly on days when I have no work.

MAMIYA: Well, it doesn’t fall on the same time though.

RUKA: Ah, just like me~! I’ve always thought that being able to do a routine at the same time every day is a talent.

MAMIYA: (chuckles) I feel you. Ah, but the time I wake up in the morning is constant.

RUKA: Heh~ Mine’s kinda all over the place. There are times when I match my lifestyle with work.

MAMIYA: I guess it’s natural for that to happen in this industry~

MAMIYA: That’s why guys who can do things at a constant schedule seem so amazing.

MAMIYA: Like Ouka.

RUKA: And Gakkun!

MAMIYA: (laughs) It really makes one feel self-conscious, huh?

RUKA: True~ But, the monster living inside me just doesn’t want to listen.

MAMIYA: When you say that, I feel like it’s believable…

RUKA: Anyway, you’re not wearing earphones today but, are you the type who runs without music?

MAMIYA: No, I didn’t bring them today since I was running with you.

MAMIYA: Normally, I listen to our songs and sometimes, ROCK DOWN’s songs, too. Oh, I also listen to the other TsukiPro units’ songs, too. I usually run while listening to those.

MAMIYA: What about you, Ruka?

RUKA: I definitely have to listen to something.

RUKA: I listen to our songs too but, there’s also songs made by my friends in a band or the recitations that my friends do.

MAMIYA: Heh~ Running while listening to a recitation… Doesn’t that get intense?

RUKA: (chuckles) It does, it does~ Sometimes it gets too captivating that before I notice it, I’ve already stopped running and just stood there for like, 2 hours.

MAMIYA: (laughs) Is it that good of a reading then?

RUKA: Well, yeah~ Ah!!

(Ruka runs off on his own)

MAMIYA: Wai—Huh? Ruka! Where are you going?!

(Mamiya runs after him)

MAMIYA: Looks like he can’t hear me… Hey now, you’re not a dog without a leash, y’know?

MAMIYA: Hey, hey…! You’re speeding up… RUKA! Wait—nah, he’s not gonna listen…

MAMIYA: Oh crap, he turned around the corner. It’d be bad if I lost sight of him…!

[03:05]

  MAMIYA: (panting) Ru--! Huh?

(dog panting)

RUKA: Uwah~ You’re so fluffy~! (he presses his face on the dog’s fur and mumbles) So fwuffy~

MAMIYA: Wh-what are you doing…?

RUKA: Petting a dog!

RUKA: The owner let me pet him~ It feels so soft~!

MAMIYA: Not that!

MAMIYA: (to the owner) Ah, I’m so sorry about him. If he’s a bother, I’ll pull him away so—Eh? Ah, Ruka caught the dog when he got off his leash?

MAMIYA: (to himself) Heh~ So that’s why he suddenly ran off…

MAMIYA: (to the owner) Ah, it’s nothing! I’m so glad that the dog was safe.

RUKA: Ah, I’m so happy~ Our Vazz and Rock at home are cute but, they don’t grow up to be this big~!

MAMIYA: Ruka, it’s about time we got going. You’re bothering their walk.

RUKA: Three more years, please.

MAMIYA: That’d be terrible for the dog!

MAMIYA: Come on, say bye-bye! (he pulls Ruka away)

RUKA: Ah! My rebellious spirit’s saying no!!

MAMIYA: You got too attached quickly!

MAMIYA: (to the owner) I’m really sorry! We’re okay so please return to your stroll. Thank you for letting us pet him.

MAMIYA: Ruka, say thank you!

RUKA: (crying) Thank you very much!

MAMIYA: It’s enough to make you cry?!

[04:37]

  RUKA: Ah, he was so cute~!

MAMIYA: It was brief but your instincts are something, man.

MAMIYA: That one couldn’t be helped but, don’t overdo it, okay?

RUKA: Yessir~ (laughs) My body just moves without me thinking, you know?

MAMIYA: I can tell just by looking.

RUKA: Hm? (he sniffs something) AH! This smell is--!

MAMIYA: Smell?

RUKA: Takaaki-kun! I’m running off for a sec!

(Ruka runs off)

MAMIYA: HEY!

MAMIYA: Asking for permission doesn’t change anything…!

(Mamiya runs after Ruka again)

MAMIYA: Where did he go…? That guy’s spontaneous attitude is no joke…

MAMIYA: Ah, there he is.

MAMIYA: Hey, Ruka, what is it this—Guess I don’t have to ask…

MAMIYA: Hey, you’re drooling.

RUKA: Ah…!

MAMIYA: Are you hungry? Or is this just you craving for something?

RUKA: (grabs hold of Takaaki) Takaaki-kun!

MAMIYA: W-woah…! What is it?

RUKA: Please lend me some money! I’m begging you!

MAMIYA: (laughs) Aren’t you being too desperate? I get it. I’ll treat you.

RUKA: Thank you!!

MAMIYA: Sure, sure~

MAMIYA: (to the vendor) Excuse me, one order, please.

MAMIYA: (Mamiya pays the vendor) Here.

MAMIYA: Thank you very much.

(Mamiya goes back to Ruka)

MAMIYA: Ruka, here.

RUKA: (gasps) I’ll happily express my gratitude!

MAMIYA: (laughs) Don’t mind that. Just eat it before it gets cold.

RUKA: What about yours, Takaaki-kun?

MAMIYA: I’m not particularly hungry. Plus, won’t your stomach hurt if you go running after eating?

RUKA: Hmm~?

MAMIYA: Okay… I get now that you can be clueless…

MAMIYA: There’s a bench over there so let’s sit?

RUKA: Sure~!

(they walk over to the bench)

RUKA: Thank you for the food!

(Ruka takes a bite)

RUKA: Ah, that’s hot!!

MAMIYA: You have a cat’s tongue? (1)

RUKA: (mumbles something in gibberish)

MAMIYA: Ah, it’s fine! Don’t force yourself to talk!

MAMIYA: (sighs and then drinks water)

MAMIYA: Still, you run pretty fast.

RUKA: (continues eating)

RUKA: Thank you for the food!

MAMIYA: So fast! Did you chew properly?

RUKA: I did, I did~

RUKA: Ah… Did you want a bite?

MAMIYA: Nah, I’m fine. Anyway, don’t just go running off somewhere.

MAMIYA: Us running together would lose its meaning, y’know?

RUKA: Sure~

RUKA: I get distracted by a lot of things when I go running outdoors.

MAMIYA: I understand that now.

MAMIYA: Ah, do you use an app whenever you go running, Ruka?

RUKA: Yeah, I do.

MAMIYA: Show me your past courses.

RUKA: Hmm… (Ruka taps on his phone) Here~

MAMIYA: Oh… Oh! I knew it. It’s just as I thought. Your course for any day is totally random!

MAMIYA: (chuckles) Don’t you get lost?

RUKA: I don’t think I have~ I’m the type who gets home if I think I can do it.

MAMIYA: Oh, so it’s a homing instinct, huh.

(cat meows)

RUKA: Ah! Found a cat~!

RUKA: Come over here~

MAMIYA: We have cats at home, remember?

RUKA: I know~ But, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime encounter, right?

MAMIYA: You’ll say that even about cats?

RUKA: All of it~! People, cats, and dogs. Even the stage! All of it is a once-in-a-lifetime encounter for me. (2)

RUKA: Even this time with you today, Takaaki-kun.

MAMIYA: I see… You have a point.

(cat meows)

RUKA: It’s okay~ It’s not scary. Tickle, tickle, tickle~

(cat purrs)

MAMIYA: (to himself) You’re a lot more interesting than I thought.

[09:13]

  MAMIYA: Hmm… (he flips through the pages of a magazine)

MAMIYA: Ah, there’s an article here about the Kiduku brothers.

MAMIYA: Futaba’s gotten used to this, huh. He doesn’t get that nervous before a filming nowadays, too.

(door opens)

RUKA: Oh? Found you, Takaaki-kun!

MAMIYA: Huh? Oh, Ruka, what’s up?

RUKA: Do you have some time right now?

MAMIYA: Yeah, I do.

RUKA: It’s this…

(Ruka shows Mamiya a script)

MAMIYA: That script… The one for your next play? I saw that flashy advertisement, y’know~?

RUKA: Oh, you did~?

MAMIYA: It must be awesome to have such a sparkling setting, huh~

MAMIYA: It’s a story between gods and humans set in Middle Ages Europe, isn’t it?

RUKA: Exactly~ To put it simply, it’s man vs. god.

RUKA: So, I was thinking if it’s alright with you, can you help me with reading practice?

RUKA: I usually ask Gakkun to do this but, he’s at a filming so he’s not here.

MAMIYA: I don’t mind. Though, since I don’t know the characters’ personalities, I can only make some up.

RUKA: That’s more than enough! Then, here. (Ruka hands Mamiya the script) I’m in your care!

MAMIYA: (flips through the pages) The ones highlighted in pink is your character?

RUKA: Yup! My role this time is the vice-leader of a chivalric order~

RUKA: A beautiful knight working for royalty~

MAMIYA: Oh~ So, what scene do you want to do?

RUKA: It’s the scene where we’re about to embark. The scene where the knight I play saw an angel killing someone.

MAMIYA: An angel!? Hmm…

MAMIYA: That sounds kinda different from the angels I know…

RUKA: Ah, the one who got killed was a criminal though.

MAMIYA: Hm~ It’s true. Wait a sec, I’ll do some light reading first.

RUKA: Sure~!

MAMIYA: Hm… I see.

MAMIYA: For starters, should we do this scene that changes the atmosphere completely?

RUKA: Sure. Are you done reading already?

MAMIYA: Yeah, there are only two characters anyway.

MAMIYA: Alright, come at me anytime.

RUKA: I look forward to working with you.

MAMIYA: Yup, same here.

[11:30]

  (Ruka and Mamiya’s reading practice begins)

RUKA: (takes a deep breath)

RUKA: Please wait!

MAMIYA: (to himself) …! Hey, hey… He just turned into a completely different person in that moment…

RUKA: If you truly are one of God’s angels, please tell me!

RUKA: Why did you take that criminal’s life? I don’t understand why…

MAMIYA: I did not take it. I simply saved a life that strayed from our God.

RUKA: No! You were trying to show me something.

RUKA: You knew that I was watching from afar, didn’t you?

RUKA: To me… What were you trying to show the people?

MAMIYA: Then, heed me. Oh, you humans. What is it that you wish from God?

RUKA: This world’s peace… For there to be no starvation, for there to be no wars, to be able to face every day with contentment…

MAMIYA: God has heard your wish.

RUKA: God did?! Don’t tell me…!

MAMIYA: Death to the people who disrupt the world’s peace.

MAMIYA: Everything is for your wish to be fulfilled.

RUKA: Ah…! God! It’s not this…! I just--!

(scene fades out)

[13:00]

  MAMIYA: (sighs) I focused so intensely for once after a long time…

MAMIYA: How many minutes were we reading?

RUKA: (in a very polite tone) Let me see… It was probably around 10 minutes.

MAMIYA: Hm? Ruka?

RUKA: Thank you very much for accompanying me. Thanks to Takaaki-sama, my anxieties and uneasiness are gone and I feel like I can devote myself to practice now.

MAMIYA: A-ah… W-well, that’s good…

RUKA: If it would be alright with you, would you like to have some coffee?

RUKA: It might not do well as a sign of thanks but, I shall prepare it for you.

MAMIYA: O-oh…! I—I guess I’ll leave it to you?

RUKA: Understood. Please wait for a moment.

(Ruka walks away)

MAMIYA: (to himself) He’s completely immersed in his role…

MAMIYA: (to himself) When will he go back to his usual self…?

RUKA: (from the kitchen) Takaaki-sama, what should I do about the sugar and milk?

MAMIYA: Ah, no…! Black is fine.

RUKA: The same as mine then.

MAMIYA: (laughs nervously) I—My shoulders suddenly feel stiff…

MAMIYA: (to himself) What happens when he reads with Gaku…?

MAMIYA: (to himself) Ah… Maybe this means that he doesn’t function well without Gaku?

MAMIYA: (to himself) Hey, hey… Even if you say he’s the type who gets into character easily, it’s still…

(Ruka comes back)

RUKA: I am sorry for the wait. Here you go. (Ruka sets down a cup of coffee in front of Mamiya)

MAMIYA: Y-yeah… Thank you.

RUKA: Would it be okay if I sat here?

MAMIYA: Yeah.

MAMIYA: (takes a sip of his coffee) Delicious.

RUKA: I am glad to hear that. Please excuse me.

(Ruka sits down)

MAMIYA: Ah… Ruka, um… You know?

RUKA: Yes?

MAMIYA: You are Ruka, aren’t you…?

RUKA: Yes.

MAMIYA: You… How do you change back when you practice with Gaku?

RUKA: Pardon?

MAMIYA: (quietly) Oh, he reacted a bit…!

MAMIYA: You’re Nadumi Ruka, a member of VAZZROCK.

RUKA: Yes…

MAMIYA: The one you’re always with is Oguro Gaku, your childhood friend, right?

RUKA: (smiles) Indeed!

MAMIYA: (quietly) No good…

RUKA: I am very sorry…

MAMIYA: Ah, it’s nothing to apologize for! The coffee you made is gonna get cold so, let’s drink, okay?

RUKA: Yes.

(Ruka picks up his cup)

RUKA: Thank you for the drink. (he takes a sip)

RUKA: (in his usual tone) This is hot!! What the heck—It’s so bitter!!

MAMIYA: (laughs) You’re back!

RUKA: Uwah… The aftertaste is the worst…!

MAMIYA: (laughs) Are you okay?

(Ruka runs to the kitchen)

RUKA: I’m gonna go bring some milk!

MAMIYA: (laughs nervously) He is Ruka, isn’t he…? What’s with that? Does he have a switch somewhere or something?

[15:18]

  MAMIYA: (sighs) The way he focuses on a practice reading is no joke. No doubt that he’s got some acting talent.

MAMIYA: I went along without thinking twice, huh. These rough diamonds that President got are really amazing.

(Ruka comes back)

RUKA: I found some Tokuno! (3)

MAMIYA: Oh, that’s awesome~

RUKA: (humming while he pours milk in his coffee)

MAMIYA: Ah… aren’t you putting in too much? Instead of being café au lait, it’ll just end up being completely milk!

RUKA: It’s fine~ I’ll leave enough for Takaaki-kun~ Here you go~

MAMIYA: Wait, wait! I said I’m fine with black coffee.

RUKA: Eh, you don’t need it? This milk is not just simple milk, you know?!

MAMIYA: I-if it’s not then, what is it?

RUKA: It’s Tokuno! To-ku-no that Ayumu-kun specially chose!

RUKA: If you don’t drink it, it’ll be bad! For now, let’s~

MAMIYA: Stop! Don’t just start putting it in (my coffee)!

MAMIYA: You’ll ruin my coffee so stop that!

RUKA: Tch. Ah!

(Ruka runs off again)

MAMIYA: Hey, Ruka!? Hey! What’s wrong?

MAMIYA: What’s with him always leaving me behind…?

(Ruka runs back)

RUKA: (starts drinking something)

MAMIYA: Ruka… What happened to the milk?

RUKA: I felt like drinking barley tea~

MAMIYA: You’re too spontaneous, hey!

RUKA: Ah, want some, too, Takaaki-kun~?

MAMIYA: I already reacted to that so nope.

RUKA: Heh~

MAMIYA: I’ve never wished for Gaku to come home sooner.

RUKA: I always think that I want him to come home early!

MAMIYA: (laughs) Yeah, you’re right.

MAMIYA: (to himself) Ah but, wait a minute… If Ruka enters his trance-like state like this during the variety show… Isn’t the broadcast time gonna get cut short…?

MAMIYA: Hey! Don’t just discreetly sneak barley tea into my coffee!

RUKA: Let’s try opening a new door…

MAMIYA: Do it on your own!

RUKA: Yessir~

MAMIYA: (sighs) This is bad… Doing what happened a while ago would be disastrous…

RUKA: Disastrous? It’s gonna be okay, Takaaki-kun~!

RUKA: If something happens, I’ll do something about it.

RUKA: Don’t worry too much~! Let’s enjoy it together!

MAMIYA: Oh… (laughs) Yeah, let’s! Worrying too much won’t be fun, huh?

RUKA: Exactly~ Let’s do a new thing every day~

MAMIYA: I really think that that part of you is really good, y’know?

RUKA: Right~? I think so, too!

MAMIYA: (laughs) You’d say that about yourself?

RUKA: The person who can praise you the best is yourself, you know~?

MAMIYA: Ah… I understand. Alright! I’ll be in your care during our next pair work.

RUKA: Me, too!

==END==

Translator’s Notes:

 (1) 「猫舌」(nekojita/cat’s tongue) is a descriptor for someone who can’t handle eating/drinking foods and drinks that are too hot because of a sensitive tongue.

(2) 「一期一会」(ichigo ichie) It means “once-in-a-lifetime meeting/encounter” but, the full definition would actually be, “it’s because it’s a once-in-a-lifetime encounter that it should be cherished”

(3) Tokuno is a brand of milk in Japan. Though, I’m not too sure about it because my search just lead me to some samples of milk candy XD

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Hoshino Kureha Side Story Chapter 1 & 2 [English Translation]

Heeyyy guys!! Since i finished translating sutapare’s short comics & 4 comas, i’m going to translate Kureha’s side story now!

His story gonna be ‘a trip of feels’ so prepare your tissues and cry together with me :’D

Are you ready for a trip of feels? :^)

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Chapter 1 : “Let’s record a Self-introduction!”

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???: “Rescue him first instead of me!”

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Kureha: “when it’s raining, i always remember it…”

Kureha: “I’ve always regret it since that rainy day…”

Kureha: “Even though i’m not the one who should be rescued first..”

Kureha: “He always said that “I’ll definitely become an idol!””

Kureha: “That’s why…. I’ve made a resolution to carry on that dream”

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Aoi: “AH--!”

Yoichi: “Aoi-san, you are noisy”

Aoi: “Yoichi-senpai, i want you to look at this! I found this when i were surfing on the internet just now..”

Yoichi: “...it’s a self-introduction video from other school”

MC: “This is something that used to increase popularity in Play Star, right?”

Yoichi: “I think it’s probably a strategy to increase some popularity by having the club members introducing themself one by one like this”

Subaru: “It’s indeed will left an impression~”

Toya: “Damn! How dare them became standout ahead of the great me!”

Aoi: “That’s right! Even though Toya-san is the coolest person in nationwide… no, in worldwide! I can’t forgive them for getting ahead of Toya-san!”

Kureha: “Hmm… then, let’s try taking a self-introduction video too!”

Kureha: “I think it’s better if we can do a self-introduction since we are an idol, along with practicing it too, how about it?”

Subaru: “Pass. It’s bothersome~”

Kureha: “Eehh!”

Kaito: “Rather than that, isn’t it better if we polish our technique more”

Kureha: “I see. It’s impossible for Kaito to do a perfect self-introduction because Kaito is unsociable, huh~”

Kaito: “Don’t joke with me. I can do it better than you.”

Kureha: “Eeh~! I wonder if it’s true~? Then let’s do it to proof what you said!”

Yuhi: “I’m…. not good… in front of camera..”

Kureha: “But if we became an idol, we would be in camera, you know? That’s why, we are going to do a special training now!”

Toya: “I’m in! I’m going to fully show my beautifulness, pureness, and toughness!”

Aoi: “Then i’m going to promote Toya-san with all my might!”

Toma: “I also want to take it ♪ Make it perfectly cute, okay?”

Subaru: “Eeh~ Everyone gonna do it? Hey, Yoichi-kun stop them please~”

Yoichi: “Then there’s no helping it if everyone want to do it. And just as what Kureha-san said, i thought it’s not going to hurt if we practice doing a self-introduction.”

Subaru: “You betrayer~”

Yoichi: “Who did you call a betrayer. Manager, can i ask you to record using smartphone?”

MC: “Of course!”

Yoichi: “Then, the first one is Kureha-san”

Kureha: “Ehh!? I’m first?”

Yoichi: “You are the initiator after all, I want you to take a responsibility and become the top batter”

Kureha: “Alright! I’m going to cheerfully introduce myself so, take a cool video for me, okay? Manager”

MC: “Leave it to me! Then, please start after i said 1, 2, 3, okay?”

Kureha: “Roger!”

Toya: “Kureha, do it perfectly and show your manliness, okay!”

Kureha: “Got it!”

~

Kureha: “Yosh, Manager, i’m ready”

MC: “Then, i’m going to record it, okay. 1, 2, 3…”

Kureha: “Everyone’s smile is my source of power☆ Seika Gakuen First Year Idol Club, Hoshino Kureha! Please take care of me!”

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Chapter 2 : “My Speciality is Magic Trick!”

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Kureha: “Everyone’s smile is my source of power☆ Seika Gakuen First Year Idol Club, Hoshino Kureha! Please take care of me!”

Kureha: “Entering Seika Gakuen Idol club where i am now, and winning Star Live is my dream since a long time ago!”

Kureha: “My speciality is magic trick! I’m quite popular for it in my family. Even myself think that maybe i’m really good at magic trick”

Kureha: “On my day off, i’m doing a self-training for singing or dancing… When the weather is good, i often went for cycling”

Kureha: “Starting now, i’m going to do my best on aiming to be an idol that can make everyone smile, so please rooting for me!”

MC: “Alright, that’s OK!”

~

Toya: “Ohh! As a top batter, you are doing pretty well!”

Yuhi: “Really.... Amazing…”

Subaru: “But it looks like he still continue, you know?”

Kureha: “My favorite subject is National Language, my weak subject is English. And then…”

Subaru: “Even though the recording is already over, he hasn’t stopped yet”

Kaito: “He is really an idiot”

Kureha: “My favorite food is mushroom, the food that i dislike is….”

Yoichi: “Kureha-san”

Kureha: “Y-yes!”

Yoichi: “Since the recording is already over, i think it’s okay even if you didn’t introduce yourself more than this”

Kureha: “Eh…. but, i got the feeling that no one said OK yet….”

Aoi: “Manager has said OK, you know”

MC: “I’m sorry. I should said it more louder”

Kureha: “Ah, it’s okay! I also sorry! I became too absorbed when talking and didn’t hear you properly”

MC: “Putting that aside, i’m glad we can know about Kureha-kun’s hobby and speciality in this video”

Yoichi: “Indeed, not only for advertisement for the people outside our club, this is also effective to deepen our friendship”

Subaru: “I never thought that Momiji-kun can do a magic trick~”

Toya: “Hey hey, even the easy one is okay! Please show it to us!”

Toma: “I also want to see it”

Kureha: “............”

Kureha: “HMM?”

Toya: “It’s not “Hmm?”. You are trying to dodge it by smiling, right?”

Kureha: “............”

Kureha: “HMM?”

Toya: “That somehow pissed me off”

MC: “C-come to think of it, Kureha-kun also cycling, right”

Kureha: “Ah, that’s right! As expected from manager, you paid attention to the good part one!”

Kureha: “The wind feels good when you ride a road bike, you know”

MC: “To think that you have a road bike… that’s really authentic”

Kureha: “At first it was a normal bike but, i wanted to ride a road bike as well so i saved my new year’s allowance and bought it!”

Toya: “...He ran away, huh”

Toma: “Indeed”

Aoi: “Indeed”

Subaru: “Indeed~”

Kureha: “I-i’m not running away! Doing a magic trick require various preparation so…”

Kaito: “You ran away”

Kureha: “Uugh, even Kaito too… Aren’t you my ally?”

Kaito: “Instead, what made you think that i would become your ally?”

Kureha: “sobs…. You are cold as usual…”

Kaito: “I’m going to change my clothes and going on a running soon”

Kureha: “Ah! Wait! I also want to go~!”

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To the next stage...

calm guys. the feels attack hasn’t begin yet ww

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#starry palette #hoshino kureha #translation #the feels attack begin at chapter 5 onwards #im not sure if im going to be okay when i reach that chapter *laugh nervously* #*preparing myself to cry for the second time* #スタパレ #スターリィパレット #sutapare

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オンエア！Event story “The Farm Life”

Chapter 3 “A smart cow and Aoi-senpai” Chihiro “…..Nhn…” Hotaru (Morning….) Aoi “……..” Momose “*Hoams* ah, mornin’” Hotaru “ Good morning” Momose “It’s still going? Who’s alarm is that?” Aoi “….Kichijo, wake up” Nanao “………” Aoi “This guy, whether he’s awake or asleep is annoying….” Chihiro “How high he set the volume, this alarm….” Chihiro “Nana, it’s morning” Nanao “…..Chihiro-san….” Chihiro “What” Nanao “Is that meat, already, cooked?” Chihiro “There’s no such a thing….” Nanao “Mu-nya” Momose “Hey, nana. If you don’t wake up soon, you’ll get low blood pressure” Nanao “ Nhn~….” Aoi “ ………..” Chihiro “Sigh….Hotaru, please open that curtain” Hotaru “Un” Nanao “uhh…so bright…..?” Hotaru “Ah….I’m sorry” Nanao “Huh..? Hotaru-senpai?” Nanao “Ah-…..Good morn-ing” Hotaru “Morning” Chihiro “*hoams*” Chihiro (About her….well, I’m sure she can wake up properly) Chihiro “we’re supposed to assemble in barracks right, let’s changed our clothes” Nanao “Okaa-y” Momose “………..” Hotaru “Sakurai-senpai? What’s wrong?” Momose “No, it just...everyone, can easily wear this kind of clothes..” Chihiro “Hm? It’s not like the size’s not fit right?” Momose “No no…..there it is, chihi’s indifferent” Momose “That’s not it, overalls with boots, isnt’ that kind of…you know” Nanao “ Ah, well, now you said it, the outfit we wear when doing prid’s job is all fashionable after all, right” Hotaru “Well, we have that kind of image, after all” Aoi “This is not a filming or event, there’s no time to worried about these things” Momose “No, well. Not like Aoi, wearing these kind of clothes won’t look funny on me ” Aoi “Stop talking as if I’m a funny person” Chihiro (That kind of image….huh) Nanao “Chihiro-san? What’s wrong, you look distracted are you still sleepy?” Chihiro “This early in the morning, of course everyone is sleepy you know” Nanao “But I’m already fully awake~!” Hotaru (Maybe I’m imagine it. But, chihiro looks a bit troubled) Ranch staff “So, today’s begin with cleaning the barn !” Chihiro “I would like to ask Chihiro-kun group to bring out the cows over there, and isshiki-kun group to bring out the cows over there in order” Nanao “ Okaa-y! Yosh, This way-!” Cows “Moo…..” Nanao “Eh, they’re not moving at all” Nanao “Staff-san* looks like the cows doesn’t want to go out” (Nanao called the staff, sensei. So I thought using staff is easier to understand who’s nana calling ww) Ranch Staff “ Haha, my younger staff is also like that at first, the cows won’t listen to them it’s kind of troubling” Aoi “Back down kichijou, you’re too brute for handling against cows for the first time” Hotaru (handling against cow for the first time……) Aoi “Certain studies have found that, cow may possess the intelligence that is similar to that of primates. It may be clever than you” Nanao “Ehh- seriously?” Aoi “Just see from there, idiot A. First is greetings then guidance” Aoi “Nice to meet you, I’m Isshiki Aoi, 3rd year in hoseki academy. I’m aspiring to be a seiyuu” Cows “……………” Aoi “As part of learning for better experience, I will take care of you for a while from today. Pleased to meet you.” Aoi “For a while, I will start cleaning up here. So I want you to go outside. I will show you the way.” Cows “………” Aoi “Eh…..” Nanao “Staff-san! When our, Aoi-senpai greeted them carefully, the cow entered toilet time ~!” Ranch staff “Please clean it okay~” Momose “Aha, hahaha…!” Aoi “What’s so funny, Sakurai!” Momose “No, what’s so funny, everything? When you, eagerly greetings the cows like that. And on top of that…..you’re being made fun off…” Momose “Ahaha- , seriously, give me a break….i’m dying” Chihiro “For me, that side of Aoi is not bad” Momose “Ahahaha!” Aoi “You!” Hotaru “Honor student-san, let’s try it too, for now, let’s try it one by one” Honor student “Ah, Okay!” Honor student “Come here…” Cows “Mooo” Nanao “Ah, it’s moving” Aoi “!” Aoi (That’s impossible…) Momose “Okay, Okay everyone is a good kid~ come here” Cows “Moo~oo” Aoi (It’s following even without the rope you say!?) Nanao “Amazing-, as expected Momo-kun, popular with cows!) Momose “It looks like this part, soon will be over, shall I help you over there?” Aoi “No need!” Ranch staff “Hehe, Good luck! After cleaning, feeding, afterwards milking, we’re going to round around.” Aoi “ ! Okay” Nanao “I’ll do my best!”

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SSR Masunaga Kazuna [Honest Feelings] Card Stories

"Happy Belated Valentine’s Day ww (∿°○°)∿ ︵ ǝʌol ” - Kei 

Honest Feelings 01

Host: Next, it’s the honest Valentine talk! Inside this box, there are questions written on paper, so please draw a paper and answer it.

Kazuna: It’s making me nervous. Who wants to draw first?

Hikaru: Me Mee! I’ll do it. Hmm, what’s this?…It’s “What was the largest amount of chocolate you received up until now?”

Mikado: Hikarun, you can’t include the ones from the office.

Hikaru: Eh?! Why?!

Momotarou: The reason why we are able to receive so many now is probably because we are idols.

Mikado: If amateur Hikaru doesn’t put up a fight, then it won’t be interesting.

Hikaru: Ehh~~? Well----, that might be right… The most I’ve received was about 10, I think.

Mikado: Oya, that was more than expected.

Hikaru: Hey, what do you mean by “more than expected”?! I am a famous person, too!  

Tatsuhiro: You, included both your sisters and mother, right?

Hikaru: Gikuu! 

Tatsuhiro: As well as, the regular customers from your okonomiyaki store.

Hikaru: Giku gikuu! 

Momotarou: They are all your acquaintances.

Hikaru: Wait wait wait! That’s right, but it doesn't change the fact I received chocolates! Okay, next is Leader’s turn to draw~!

Kazuna: Ahaha, I understand. Well... The question is “What type of situation do you admire?”

Mikado: Ohh, I’m curious about this. Nonetheless, it’s a man’s romance to receive heartfelt chocolate, right?

Kazuna: I guess... For me, I think a more casual approach is better.

Mikado: I see, the natural feeling is preferred. Being too formal can be awkward.

Kazuna: That’s right. Getting called out formally makes me nervous.

Mikado: By the way, I’m a beta so the more you do, the more excited I will be. A romantic approach is good, but secretly putting it into a bag is modest and good, too! Of course, the classic getting called out after class…

Momotarou: Mika, we didn't ask for that much.

Hikaru: Mikachi, too many situations!

Tsubasa: (Fufu, MooNs is good at variety shows as expected. Even the staffs are laughing as well.)

TO BE CONTINUED.

Honest Feelings 02 

Kazuna: The next question is... “What would you do if you were confessed on Valentine?”

Host: Everyone is an idol, so I thought it would be hard to answer but truthfully what does everyone think?

Hikaru: In regards to secret love of the show business world, I might yearn for it a bit! Like secretly dating on your day off~

Mikado: I don’t think Hikarun is skilful enough to do that.

Tatsuhiro: Indeed, he’s bad with keeping secrets as well.

Momotarou: Ahh, some time ago Hikaru was told to keep something a secret, but in the end he told the others.

Hikaru: That’s because it would seem like I’m lying and it doesn’t make me feel good~

Mikado: Well, that might be Hikarun’s strong point but... Then, what does the owner of this question, Leader think?

Kazuna: Umm…Being told that I’m liked would make be happy as expected, but I can’t imagine going out with anyone right now. Besides, the time we can meet is short; therefore, if they feel lonely, I would feel bad.

Momotarou: That’s so Leader.

Kazuna: I can't imagine balancing both work and love.

Tatsuhiro: I understand that feeling.

Host: Ahaha, everyone in MooNs gives off that feeling that they only think about work. All right. Instead what would Masunaga-kun do if he were to give chocolate?  

Kazuna: Me? Well… I think I won't be able to feel embarrassed. That’s why; I feel girls who confess on Valentine are really courageous. Right now, I think I hope a girl who is able to express bravery like that exists. 

Tsubasa: (Even Masunaga-san has that side to him. He looks like he’s able to do anything smoothly, so that was a bit unexpected.)

TO BE CONTINUED.

Honest Feelings 03

Hikaru: The recording just then had quite a fair bit of risky questions, that made me nervous----

Mikado: That’s because it’s Valentine season right now. It can’t be helped since there are so many love-related projects.

Tatsuhiro: Geez, I’m bad at these things.

Mikado: Even Kenty mentioned this, but if Tatsu-dono says one or two sweet words, don’t you think the fans would be really happy. I’ve got a good idea! How about some special training with me?!

Tatsuhiro: That’s not necessary. I refuse.

Hikaru: That reminds me, Leader and Momotasu have already prepared for “Eden du Cholat”, right?

Kazuna: Yes. Singing and dance practice have been progressing smoothly and we’ve been getting along with Ryuji and Yuuta as well.

Momotarou: Aah, reminds me of the time in Bambi.

Tatsuhiro: Definitely, once in a while the shuffle members had to perform, which was quite interesting.

Hikaru: Hey hey. Speaking of that event, they sell a variety of chocolates, right?

Tsubasa: That’s right.

Hikaru: How nice! The both of you, go and bring back some souvenirs~

Kazuna: Wouldn’t it be hard on the day of the event? I heard it’s very crowded every year.  

Tsubasa: Yes. I’m sure there are lots of people who plan to buy Valentine chocolates at the event.

Hikaru: Is Tsubasa-chan not buying any?

Tsubasa: That’s right…. I’m interested, but I’ve got work so I don’t think I have time to buy. However, for people I’m grateful to, I think I will probably give something to them.

Hikaru: Ha! Does that mean we can look forward to it as well?

Kazuna: Hikaru, it’s not good to give Sumisora-san some sort of weird pressure.

Tatsuhiro: If it’s chocolate, there are some in this pile of sweets, right?

Hikaru: That’s different! Not these ones!

Kazuna: I’m sorry, Sumisora-san. You don’t have to worry about it.

Tsubasa: No. I’m grateful to everyone, so I thought I would definitely prepare some.

Hikaru: Seriously?! Yay~~!

TO BE CONTINUED.

Honest Feelings 04

Tsubasa: Then, I’ll be in your care tomorrow as well. Good work.

Goushi: Good work.

Tsubasa: (After this, I’ll return to the office, but…) (Masunaga-san looks like he is still blaming himself for hurting the talent who confessed to him.) (If I’m not mistaken Masunaga-san has today off. If I suddenly turn up, I might inconvenience him, but I feel like I have to see him now.)

Kazuna: Oh, Sumisora-san. What’s wrong?

Tsubasa: I’m sorry for the sudden intrusion. I was a little worried about Masunaga-san…

Kazuna: Ah… Come in.

Tsubasa: Thank you. Masunaga-san, are… you feeling okay?

Kazuna: Looks like I’ve made you worried. I’m fine and have been doing my work properly.

Tsubasa: Is that so… (Work is important as well, but what about Masunaga-san’s feelings.) Excuse me, how does Masunaga-san feel regarding the confession?

Kazuna: …I’m thankful for her feelings, I think. However, I’ve never had this type of conversation before so that’s why I didn’t believe there was any other meaning behind it… I wonder why me.

Tsubasa: …Masunaga-san has always been an attractive man, more than you think you are. You are kind, always concerned about your surroundings and people are able to rely on you no matter what the situation is. Seeing that side of Masunaga-san was probably why she was attracted to you.

Kazuna: ………

Tsubasa: You weren't able to give a reply to her feelings, but if Masunaga-san conveys his honest feelings, then I'm sure she will understand.

Kazuna: Convey my feelings....? To someone who I’ve already hurt once, wouldn't that just hurt them again. It was I in the wrong… It’s hard.

Tsubasa: (Masunaga-san looks pained… But Masunaga-san has no choice but to rely on himself to do his best…)

TO BE CONTINUED.

Honest Feelings 05 

After Eden du Cholat recording

Yuuta: Today we ate lots of delicious chocolate, which was fun~!

Ryuji: Yuuta, we didn't attend to eat chocolates, don’t you have anything else to comment on?

Yuuta: Singing and dancing with Ryu-chan was fun!

Ryuji: I guess that wasn’t too bad.

Tsubasa: I’m glad it ended with no issues.

Kazuna: I know, right. This time I’m really sorry for the inconvenience I caused for everyone.

Momotarou: We didn't think that it was an inconvenience.

Ryuji: You know Kazu… you should stop apologising, after all we managed to finish without any troubles.  

Yuuta: That’s right! At the end that talent was smiling!

Kazuna: Everyone, thank you.

Tsubasa: (Masunaga-san’s facial expression has gotten better. I’m really glad that everything has been resolved.)

Kazuna: Thank you, Sumisora-san too.

Tsubasa: No, all I did was watch from the side…

Kazuna: Yes, but I’m happy that you kindly listened to my story. After all the details were hard to discuss with the members.

Tsubasa: Is that so?

Kazuna: …Being able to convey one's honest thoughts is really an amazing thing. At least that's what I realise during this incident. I’m not very good when it comes to conveying my feelings, but I guess it’s important to be able to do that.  

Tsubasa: Masunaga-san.

Kazuna: I don’t think I’m able to change myself immediately, but from now I wish to become like that, I think. Also, this time I wish to become someone who is able to accept someone’s feeling genuinely.

Tsubasa: If it is Masunaga-san, then there is no problem.

Kazuna: Yes, I’ll do my best. That’s right. Thank you for the chocolate. I’ll slowly enjoy them once I return to the dorm.

Tsubasa: Yes. Today you really worked hard. (I was really worried, but I think this incident was a good opportunity for Masunaga-san to be honest with his feelings.)

THE END.

#this boy needs more love i swear #sorry that this was a bit late coz i caught a cold the other day ahah..aha.. #masunaga kazuna #b project #bpro #kei translates

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Fic Rec List

I am BIGLY procrastinating so I thought I’d spend some time compiling a fic rec list. Not comprehensive, or in any order. These are just the ones that I re-read or have made me lose my shit. Most of them are ones we’ve all read, but hey... You never know. If you don’t see one that you love on here, send me it! I may have missed some great things.

Barn Burner by campholmes - Hockey butches who hate each other turned girlfriends. There is something magic about this story for me. Maybe it’s the way it’s from Katya’s pov but I can clearly see each of Trixie’s thoughts because I’ve had them before and it’s like watching myself but through the eyes of someone who just wanted to eat Trixie’s ass this whole time. 

 They Don’t Make Em like They Do in the Coutry by yekaterina - Look, let’s just pause and say that half of this list is going to be yekaterina and campholmes but I’m not going to apologize for that. This one features a big age difference with the youngest of them being 30 (I, for one, am tired of reading about 20 somethings falling in love, she says as she fully has a fic about that) and a buzzed headed Trixie who inherited her daddy’s bee farm. Katya works at public radio and is written like a muggle version of Prof Trelawney and I’d quit my job to follow her anywhere.

Vegasboud and Down by yekaterina - Look, I’m showing some serious self control to only have this third on the list. I love this fic so much that it’s actually embarrassing. (No, really. My no drag knowledge friend got me a chocolate semi truck because when I got drunk at her house all I talked about was Big T. In my defense, chapter 2 had just dropped.) This fic features a nasty big dumb truck driver, a broken yet tough and witty erotic dancer, and an adorable rat pup. I can’t even talk about it because while I may be procrastinating, we’d be here all night.

Sandpaper by UNHhhh - Het sex? In my fic list? Yep. This shit is the hottest thing I’ve ever read. But besides that, it’s so well written, the descriptions are refreshing and vivid and sometimes I get lost in my re-reads because I’m fascinated by the small details the author has included.

Double Lines by UNHhhh - domestic pregnant trixie really gets me going. This fic gives me baby fever and I hate it for that but otherwise it’s sooo good. The little nickname in there thrills me. It all thrills me. The relationship is so strong and their fight they have in the middle just... it’s so good. I’m knocked out of words thinking about it.

We’ll take a pause from the holy trinity of authors and explore my other recommendations, but if you haven’t read every single work by those three authors then you’re wrong. 

Honey and Yarrow by katyazeroni - First, A+ for that author name. Second, this is so adorable and cute but also manages to be raunchy and realistic when you’d almost least expect it.  If every tumblr post about wanting a lesbian girlfriend got compiled into one fluffy little present featuring cacti, it’d be this. I love it.

I found a fox, caught by dogs by whenyourhairisalsoahood - This fic has actually changed me as person, no hyperbole. You’ve got yoga teacher katya (but she’s so much more than that in this story) dating a lighting tech Trixie. You’ve got accurate portrayals of past addictions, you’ve got cunty with a heart of gold Violet, you’ve got fisting. This fic has helped me find things within myself that are strong and good, it’s opened my mind to gender roles and where I’d like to ideally fall in them, it’s given me a new kink. It’s so wonderful and I cannot recommend it enough. 

Powdermill Lane by silvervelour - I’m a slut for any fic that takes place in the 90s and opens to a beach bonfire. This toys around with lost love that’s never truly lost and the idea that a small town doesn’t have to be a prison. It’s so much NOT a cliche that it’s jarring at first. I’ll admit, I read it slowly because it always went where I least expected. And I loved that. It’s beautiful and it feels like the type of fic to read while laying on the couch on a Sunday afternoon.

Take Off Your Pink Cowboy Boots by silvervelour - There are some authors that you can tell what they’ve experienced (or not) by how they write their fics. And I can tell you that silvervelour has been in a life changing kind of love. Their fics about Sashea are equally beautiful and soft and slow and calm, so go read those as well. This one is about famous Trixie and back up dancer Katya and for once it’s Katya taking care of Trixie, which is so sweet and kind. I love it, I love love. 

For All The Honest World to Feel by daremebyday - First, I don’t like non-aus very much, but this one is beyond. Second, I’m not sure I’m caught up on this because I had to stop reading because Trixie’s depression was hitting too close to home. But it’s smart and beautiful and cuts deep and I respect daremebyday so much for writing this.

Two Roads Diverged by artificiallale - 13 Going on 30 meets Trixie Mattel. This one in particular has consumed many a text message thread. It’s only 2 chapters in, but it’s one to keep your eye on.

Little Plastic Castle by artificiallale - Let’s do a little lale streak, eh? This one’s cute and sweet and can be read in a quick sitting. I’m a sucker for bakery aus and this little surprise about Katya’s identity was adorable to watch unfold. 

A Ticket to Anywhere by artificiallale - This is the good shit. I love an unreliable narrator and Katya is a plain dumbass in this. Plus there’s a subplot that really makes it worth the read. 

Girls Like Dollies   and   Wingwomen by artificiallale - If you like high school fics, here, drink your juice. If not, no biggie. I’ve stopped reading them, but I liked these when I first got into the fandom. GLD is cute because I love me a good “but I can’t be gay!” story line and WW is cute because it feels like Glee fanfic and I’m trash. 

LoveShack by mallstars - Bitch. This is it. This is my shit. Amber and I will text all damn day about these idiots. Remember that one house at college that was the party house of your crew and it sometimes feels like a liminal space when you think back on it? Welcome to this fic.  (Shout out to Billy and Ryan’s house on West End and special shout out to the bathroom across from Alex’s room where I gave my first oral.) 

A Patch of Heaven by miss_squid - Katya in a suit and Trixie in an ugly bridesmaids dress spend a weekend together. This is cotton candy cute.

When the Sun Comes Up by planecrashdreams - I wish this had finished, but I’m putting it in because it’s good stuff. Urequited (well, requited yet not acted on. Well, acted on but never mentioned again) love. It’s non-au, but I love me a good heart break every now and then.

There’s Beauty in a Work in Progress by acactusandalily - I’ll admit, I’m not sure about this one yet. I’m intrigued as hell and I love Trixie so much in it, but Katya has me a little worried, as do the tags. Guarding my heart with this until it develops, but I trust this author to give me a happy ending. 

Hello? by chantiemaya - GUYS. What was I doing putting this so low?!? A cheating fic DONE CORRECTLY?!? What. I love infidelity fics because I love seeking validation for my past mistakes but this one is great. It also consumed many a text message between Amber and I as we wondered what Joe was going to do. 

Every Other Freckle by missbinch - This reminds me of a favorite fic I read in another fandom. Trixie is Katya’s assistant, Katya is unhappily married to a senator. It’s well written and sweet and gives me butterflies. Currently on hiatus/unfinished.

Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now by trixyaas - You may be thinking to yourself, this is a lot of lesbian fic with zero historical or period pieces. You’re welcome. This is a 1915 fresh off the boat Katya working at Trixie, I’m sorry Beatrice’s daddy’s mansion. She’s about to be promoted to Trixie’s personal maid and spoiler alert Trixie is also a lesbian. What sort of hijinks could ensue?

Five Foot Three by thesemovingparts - Another college fic, this time featuring But I Can’t Be Gay Trixie Mattell, now with Added Trauma. The big part of this that makes me fall in love is that it features my girlfriend Chicago. My friend (the same one who bought the semi truck) has read this because she went to Columbia College and we both love it a lot. 

Troika by spoky - abandoned but so worth reading the first few chapters for the laugh. Guys, Trixie... and Alaska... are dating. And ask... Katya...  to top. I’m wheezin.

Weak by knox - And now we’re fully delving in to non-trixya territory. This one is violet/katya/trixie poly relationship and I’m pretty sure if you chant that phrase three times into a mirror, I appear. It’s damn good.

To the Sickle and Back by aphistas - Soulmate au, violet/katya. Takes place during season 7 filming. This fic shook me to my core and I love it to pieces. 

Strawberry Moon by vrginsacrifice - You know those movies that are so so so good until the end and you get so mad and you rewatch them to see if anything could have told you that it’d end so bad and you go online to see if there’s an alternate ending or a director’s cut? Anyway, read Strawberry Moon. Violet and Trixie compete for Katya’s love, but Katya is maybe to selfish to deserve either of them.

Something Borrowed by artificialjazz and Missbianca - THIS FIC IS MY LIFE. My life and my blood and my oxygen. Spoiled little courtney comes home to find a new wife to be Willam in her house. They end up fucking. They end up in love. The wedding is still on.

Strawberry Daquiri by missbianca - I love witney and I especially love witney in Willam’s pov. I especially love witney in Willam’s pov when they get the voice right for him. This is perfect and sweet and sad but then happy!

More Than I’m Supposed To by missbianca - one more witney because i fucking love witney okay someone needs to write more please

Possibly, Maybe by pichitinha - Coffee Shop AU with the sweetest little plot I’ve ever seen in my life. Cavities. This has suspense and drama and everything is exactly right for a fluff piece. I’m currently really behind in the thing I’m procrastinating on and even skimming this made my anxiety disappear for a minute. It’s good.

Sk8er Girl by Squeaky Pink - Look, I hate reccing things on AQ because it’s impossible to find anything, but this is adorable and I miss this author. HS au, bad girl Katya, good girl Trixie. What more could you want?

Unlikely  and Set Up by Spoky - This is Alaska/Kim Chi fic and that’s really all you need to know to get you to click. Adorable and short.

Art and Anatomy by Pink Shrooms - an oldie but a goodie. College roommates, trans Katya, pee kink, seriously good love. I can’t recall much about it as my list gets further and further, but I know it deserves to be here.

Dina’s Fun Aunt by Ellen Thwoorp - Look, this was one of the first fics I read and it still holds up to this day. It’s adorable kindergarten teacher trixie with eccentric russian katya. Trixie’s closeted, Katya is a woman in love. 

Willam Fixes Everything by Mistress - Oh, yall wanted a twist? Willam/Trixie with some eventual Trixya. Short and sweet, could read in less time than it’d take Willam to make 200 dollars, and it’ll leave you smiling. 

Welcome to the Dollhouse by fryshook - This whole thing reads like I’m high and I love it. Violet and Trixie have a weirdly tumultuous past and are hanging out when Katya sends them a video of him jerking off? I don’t know man but this thing brings me so much joy. It’s one-liner after one-liner.

Alright, back to the good stuff.

Busted Saddles by UNHhhh - Do you ever find yourself liking the aesthetics of brokeback moutain but you want lesbians? You’re in luck! There’s a moment where trixie rides a bike in yellow pedal pushers for a several miles just to bring katya a pie (and then she rides katya and eats her pie, yaknowwhatimean) (I’m getting delirious why did I take this task on.) But yeah this is a great fic I love it I love cowgirl Katya I love any fic that has a pick up truck because I’m southern trash.

Women’s Liberation is a Lesbian Plot by campholmes - Did you see Milk once in college? You’ll probably like this. All jokes aside, this is a lovely and beautiful story. You can tell the author has done her research (which can be said about everything she writes) and it’s really easy to visualize the girls and their personalities. 

The Right Allocations by campholmes - Yeeeeaaahhhh. I don’t even know. I love this song, I love this idea, I love this fic. Fucking Katya in shoulderpads borrowing a pen from Brian Firkus’s gay ass who then proceeds to have the best day of his life. How does the baseline from the song play in your head the whole time you’re reading? That’s good writing.

A Philosophical Anthology of Fucking by campholmes - First, im not just listing all of her fics here, but I am choosing my favorites to discuss. Let me live. Second, Trixie as a needy little bartender to Katya’s Judith Butler gig? It’s all I want. This phrase: “Katya is certain she’s complimented almost constantly, and she’s glad for it. She deserves it.” tells you everything you need to know and it’s such a good story.

Are You Good? by campholmes - You knew it was coming. It’s so good though! Sugar mama fic at it’s finest, with a really good fight in there at the end. Plus, some of the smut in here is insane. 

Rose Soap by campholmes - 70s lesbians. Weed. Bell bottoms. Falling in love. This list making has made me realize that I love fics with giant fights in them that bring them closer together. After I read this I bought rose scented lotion so I could smell Trixie. Hey, im gay whats up .

Glasnost by campholmes - Okay. But this one is too good. It shouldn’t even be on this list. This should be in a museum. Two Russians fall in love in the worst time in Russia, but Katya is too stubborn and selfish to be an active participant in their love. Huge fight. Yuge. I remember when it came out, I was texting up a storm about it. We took sides. (I think Trixie was right, no doubt.) I am patiently waiting for the last installment to see how the girls settle it all. Do not read with vodka or you’ll die trying to keep up with Katya.

Belle Femme by campholmes - This was one of the first fics I read in the fandom and I am so happy that it was. The first few paragraphs hit home in a way that was and still is so jarring that I had to screen shot them and send them to fellow teacher friends. 

Cactus and Lily by campholmes - remember that time Two Birds came out and we all fell debilitatingly in love with trixie? Campholmes wrote a fic about it.

Perestroika by campholmes - It’s too late in this to include reaction gifs but the blinking guy belongs here. So you’ve got little baby drags Trixie, still tight with Trannika and Kim, still pudgy and hasnt buzzed his head yet. Then you’ve got baby drags Katya who suddenly has to host Trixie in her apartment and Trixie falls in love with her HArD and then suddenly when your heart is so full you’re only at the end of chapter one?? And you get to see Trixie go to the Race and Katya transition and they like become adults with lives and each other and its all just magic.

*cracks knuckles* These next four are all just one chapter each but please listen when I tell you that it is all worth it. Just read them, subscribe to them, and when beatricemattel wants to grace us with their gifts, you’ll be rewarded.

Dinner’s Ready by yekaterina - hahaha so this was a concept that used to get mentioned right when I started following beatricemattel but I was never sure if I’d see it. Boy howdy. This is... unsatisfied housewife katya who drinks too much wine and loathes her life meets pink prim proper avon (mary kay?) lady trixie and somehow i swear to god you can look at the words, there’s no written tension but you FEEL IT because ao3 user yekaterina is not a real person who speaks and writes english like the rest of us, they are a messiah that has been granted to us

Pretty in Pink by yekaterina - You know that fuzzy pink sweater of trixie’s? This idiot wrote an entire fic about it. That’s it, really. I have the biggest heart eyes for this fic and soft sweaters and sticky little children who hide in libraries.

Here Comes Your Man by yekaterina - DILF brian. Daddy Brian with his daughter Jolene and his pink ass pants show up to a Valentines day party to meet this frumpy yet gorgeous woman and she realizes that he’s a D she’d L to F. dilf daddy brian. I can’t stop saying those words because they feel so right.

In Deep Trouble by yekaterina - Here’s a fun fact about me. I had my first wet dream after watching Whip It with ellen page. This fic is a roller derby fic. Katya seems intimidated by Trixie which is just my type of shit. 

Well, that’s all folks. It’s 1:44 am here, my alarm goes off at 5:30 and I haven’t done any of the shit I need to do before work tomorrow! Punch me in the motherfucking face, am I right? 

But I hope you find something new in this list to bring you joy. Send me things you think I’d like that aren’t on here. (Friendly Fire is on my list to read, I promise!)

#this was a labor of love

[mokadevs]

for the otp questions thing, how about oumota?

i guess i’m doing all 30 of these (implied spoilers on some of them)

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

neither who tf do you think these kids are. broke ass kids is what

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Ouma sleeps in Momota’s lap! Momota is really kinda surprised/annoyed when it first happens but then he sighs and just kinda…pets Ouma’s head which makes Ouma feel a little ehh and he runs away but. Slowly Ouma Opens Up

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Honestly I’d say both? At first I was thinking just Ouma but honestly I feel like Momota would just kinda be too lazy to put on a shirt if it got too hot and Ouma would yell at him good naturedly.

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Momota tells Ouma not to stay up all night, but Ouma’s a big ass insomniac so ww even if he wanted to he can’t sleep.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

neither of them can cook once again who tf do you think these kids are. 

actually ouma might be able to bake cookies specifically because he’s got a sweet tooth but he sure as hell wouldn’t say it’s okay to momota (at least at first)

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

Ouma reads them, Momota’s disgusted

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Ouma loves to wear Momota’s shirts like dresses/for pjs!

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Momota runs the errands, Ouma nags him.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

(can you imagine ouma driving) Momota drives, Ouma feeds him the wrong directions

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Ouma poses and asks Momota to draw him, Momota holds his head in his hands

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Ouma is both, Momota is debating reporting him to the police

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Momota’s the one who overdoes it and, surprisingly, Ouma is the one who makes him stop. Ouma can’t even touch alcohol because he’s so afraid of letting himself appear vulnerable.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Ouma loves to give Momota little trinkets, though some are. A lot more useful than others.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Ouma uses Momota’s last name if only because, while he loves calling Momota ‘Kai-chan’ he’s afraid that he might overstep the line, one day

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Ouma screams, Momota brings the spider outside (specifically thinking about this fic by @grayimperia that still fucks me up)

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Momota gives Ouma his jacket! Ha ha just little Chapter 5 things :)

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

they’re both only children but DICE is very :eyes: at Momota

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

i sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of the answer for this and I. Do Not Know.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

neither of them ofc

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

I feel like Ouma’s more likely to get bullied but I highly doubt he’d need Momota’s help with it. He’d either just take it and make the bully more aggravated or Momota would punt the bullies head across the block

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Ouma makes the puns, Momota threatens to Kermit

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Honestly both of them come home to see the other has brought home a dog

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Momota gives Ouma a piggy back ride of course...but it’d take a Very Long Time for Ouma to trust Momota enough to fall asleep on a piggy back ride

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

Ouma cheers Momota on! And Momota gets first in whatever he’s doing because the power of . idk

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

They’d both take selfies for blackmail material

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Ouma is a WIZARD at makeup and makes Momota looks amazing

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Momota owns a dog the size of Ouma and Ouma laughs it off but he’s, a frightened boy

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Momota holds it over Ouma!

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

uhhhhhhhhhh fuck if i know i had to do 30 of these all my thinking juice is gone

#oumota #ask meme #saimotatxt #answered ask #hewwo