hello.. My Name is Mark. I am years old livig in the South ad i love wood.
stay OFF MY BLOG @wallterthetall
i MAde my OWN wooden Nokia phone form scratch because i don,t believe in bying phones from them corportrate shops for 9,999 dollars. and I heard that tublr is a good wepsite so.... I made a tumbrl account. if you,re one of them tumblr experts.. give this old man some advice.!
It is veryr hard to type on thisp hone becase the keys are small and I have big finger s. Don't be mean to me abuot my typig or Else i will report you to the Blox County Police.
Here are picturs of Me building back in the day. i was a very handsome man.. i know..
I do woodworking and repair. Need a hnad? Call ############# to gET up to 51% off of uour house exteroir repair . i will also make wood sculptures if asked...usually for free. .
Please be nice to me -(a bald souther n man)
[DISCLAIMER: a lot of the posts made on this blog will sound like they were made in a room leaking carbon monoxide rather than by a 50 year old bald white southern man that really likes wood. or they'll sound like both. in advance i am so sorry]
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lewis serving so much cunt every race week and for what. for a bunch of twinks that stream on twitch and play golf 😔 someone bring his sexy ex boyfriends back on the grid i'm begging....
valtteri is literally RIGHT THERE . what is this erasure
so imagine you're a person and you watch wheel of time and it alters your brain chemistry severely to the point that you end up reading a fantasy series for the first time in years bc moiraine's lesbian swag is just that hard siuraine will never be topped etc etc etc then the second season comes out and you have fun pulling it apart talking abt what worked and what didn't but then you get tonsillitis and then COVID and then tonsillitis again and you briefly forget how to read and can only stare at walls for entertainment and you agree to watch hunter x hunter with your siblings bc you liked a review podcast you listened to only to realize that its another series with two ambiguously (?) gay characters where one of them grew up amongst modest fishermen and the other grew up in an incredibly well known low-key not so cool family but they largely fight the violence of their upbringing out of the sheer goodness of their heart (while still being willing to use violence when necessary) who both join a magical-adjacent archaic institution where the rules don't make sense/seem needlessly harsh even if ultimately absurd and also they find out they have basically the same power levels and are constantly chasing each other to maintain that small power gap and preserve their eternal bond. what do you think that would do. to a person
Just learned that popgoes guy is posting unforced Ls about mark of the pliers playing some trash tier fnaf fangame instead of *checks notes* a game from the fan initiative that doesnt exist yet. Lol. Lmao even.
i kinda have a basic idea Brocedes lore, like the timeline and everything. but were there moments post Monaco 2014 till the end of 2016 where Lewis and Nico had some nice and genuinely fun moments or were they all awkward and distant with each other?
the answer to this is complicated. well, my header gif happened months after monaco 14, in Abu Dhabi 14. so this is nico congratulating lewis for winning his 2nd championship (1st with merc) and its way after lewis said "we're not friends." so like all things brocede they're.. Like That (whyre u holding a man you're not friends with by the nape of his neck 😳😳😳🤨)
Ladies and gentlemen, a short look into the not so distant past...
obviously every year as the silver war progressed, tensions arose but that didn't mean they couldn't stand to look at each other. those 3 years of early merc domination era HAM-ROS were on every podium, and they were pretty happy spraying champagne on each other as I've documented here, and here
this is a video from December 2015 stars and cars where they're being very playful and teasing each other
this is them wishing each other happy birthday in 2015
this is nico on lewis' snapchat
this is nico playing football on lewis' snapchat (you can hear lewis snicker)
this is lewis lowering nico's chair on purpose in 2015
this is nico umm pretending to hold a bottle for lewis to pee in while DR live slug reacts Hungarian Grand Prix 2016
this is them giggling together at a sponsor event in 2016
this is them teasing each other about being old in 2016
there's definitely podiums and cool-down rooms where things are Tense and they're Avoiding Eye Contact/Talking to each other, depending on how the race went. but there's also them amused and laughing together such as mexico 16 and aus 16
we all remember the iconic nico throws cap at lewis but the crazy part is this was them hugging moments before,
and this is them partying together after that
this is AD16 and lewis is saying he likes presscons when it's just him and nico 🥲
this whole press con is ahhhhhh. pain
lewis' own words on how they were:
this isn't an exhaustive list, there's many more, but rather so you have an idea that although the popular narrative is once lewis said we're not friends post monaco 14 they never looked at each other again it's not exactly true. things never was like they're childhood besties again, but they also didn't outright despise each other despite what fandom might speculate. but that doesn't mean things weren't awkward and tense too, esp in merc meetings post race! cause it was! but they also had some sweet and fun moments in between :) such is the bittersweet nature of brocedes
Rebels is quite racially and gender diverse compared to the rest of star wars. The one consistently present white guy is literally a villain. All of the characters bring their own histories and cultures to the table. Visions does the same thing as well, with different cultural backgrounds marking the animations they present. And somehow the bad batch, which literally turned some clones into close approximations of white men in the name of genetic enhancements, is meant to be on par with them in terms of the "best" of star wars animation? I haff to laff.
Taking all of star wars into account, the bad batch is lagging SEVERELY. It's actually embarrassing. Acolyte is about to come out and that's like the least white people I've seen in anything star wars. The sequels were a mess but at least in the beginning they had two nonwhite leads. Where tf is the bad batch going.
The Legendary Redd Foxx was a street-smart, natural-born comic, who, through sheer talent, guile and unbridled self confidence, overcame a life of poverty in the slums of St. Louis to make his mark on three entertainment genres: stand-up comedy, recorded nightclub comedy, and, finally, television.
With the 1956 release of “Laff of the Party,” Foxx was crowned “King of the Party Records,” and while his frank, trailblazing style opened the door for generations of African-American comedians, including Dick Gregory, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, it did little for his own career. Shielded from mainstream (that is white) audiences both by the color of his skin and his refusal to tone down his ribald act, Foxx eventually clawed his way up the show business ladder, breaking through in Las Vegas and New York and appearing in a few films before the first episode of “Sanford and Son” changed his life completely. Foxx took the country by storm in January 1972 as crotchety Watts junk dealer Fred Sanford (Foxx’s actual name was John Elroy Sanford) and was propelled to become one of the most beloved sitcoms in television history. Fred’s histrionic “heart attacks” (“It’s the big one, Elizabeth! I’m comin’ to join ya, honey!”) and catchphrases (“You big dummy!”) turned Fred Sanford into a cultural icon and Redd Foxx into a millionaire. He passed away in 1991...
haiiiiiiiiii x3 already spared twice in these posts here and here ( feel free to peruse the whole tag, this post included in fact and please mind any repeats 🫶 ) but worry not! i shall as i'd live love laff to complete the triology and place cap on mw asks so here we gaur! — sasha lane, jack mulhern, simone ashley, ayo edebiri, jessica sula, kaylee bryant, liv hewson, courtney eaton, ncuti gatwa, cailee spaeny, camille hyde, jennie kim, toby wallace, natasha liu bordizzo, inde navarette, nicole wallace, grace van patten, molly gordon, daniel ezra, yara shahidi, sophie thatcher, jharrel jerome, spencer house, barbie ferreira, tawny cypress, sophia ali, rain spencer, lee know, myha'la herrold, summer madison, maia mitchell, kiana madeira, haley lu richardson, vanessa morgan, fiona palomo, mason gooding, jordan alexander, chay suede, lauren ambrose, madeleine madden, choi yeonjun, kedar williams-stirling, antonia gentry, ciara bravo, mark mckenna, sophia wilde, quintessa swindell, charlie heaton, brigette lundy-paine, natalia dyer, aimee lou wood, emily rudd, alice pagani, odessa young, eduardo franco, melanie lynskey, victoria moroles, carlacia grant, josh o'connor, brianna hildebrand, zoe terakes, samantha logan, asa butterfield, lovie simone, hari nef, hafsanur sancaktutan, charithra chandran, owen teague, jessica alexander, mia healy, felix mallard, sophie nelisse, roberta colindrez, sofia boutella, toby wallace, priscilla quintana, lorenzo zurzolo, nat & alex wolff, christopher briney, kaia gerber, nathalie emmanuel, odessa azion, raymond ablack, rebecca ablack, aimee carrero, henry zaga, erana james, jeremy allen white, chante adams, park jihyo, kelvin harrison jr., golshifteh farahani, raveena aurora, alba baptista, kathryn newton, olivia scott welch, jan luis castellanos, mike faist, dacre montgomery, halle & chloe bailey, eli brown, reina hardesty, jonathan daviss, lee felix, kelly mccormack, greta onieogou, peter gadiot, alisha boe, madison bailey, kristine froseth, michael evans behling, nicole maines, kim dahyun, son chaeyong, lana condor, cierra ramirez, jacob anderson, hwang hyunjin, lauren tsai, sean berdy, kevin alves, brittany o'grady, taylor zakhar perez, diego calva, sarah pidgeon, rachel sennott, camila queiroz, maika monroe, keke palmer, simone kessell, julia rehwald, ryan destiny, belmont cameli, lalisa manoban, thomas doherty & lili reinhart !
“The New Scooby-Doo Movies” episode “The Haunted Showboat” marked the final animated appearance of Josie and the Pussycats to date. When “Laff-A-Lympics” was being developed, Alexander, Melody, Alexandra, and Sebastian were intended to appear as members of the Scooby Doobies team. Unfortunately, legal troubles between Archie Comics and Hanna-Barbera prevented their inclusion in the final TV program.
Art school broke up for Christmas on 18 December [1959], when John Lennon actively participated in an event there for the only time: he had a leading role in the students’ pantomime. Cinderella was a knockabout laff staged in the basement canteen; John and Jeff Mahomed were ugly sisters Hortense and Gwyneth, Hort and Gwyn, kitted out by the life model June Furlong in dresses, pink laced corsets, hats and earrings. They minced around the stage as effeminate ballet dancers; Stuart Sutcliffe was Fairy Snow (a brand of washing powder, the name of which amused), Rod Murray was Boris, John Chase was Prince Charming and Alan Swerdlow was Buttons. Ella, so called, was played by June Harry, who John always called Hairy June. Her main recollection is of them ‘getting pissed and falling off the stage.’ Two pages of typescript survive, written by John, Stu and Rod at the Percy Street flat; John’s stamp is unmistakable, notably in a sequence for himself and Jeff written in Shakespearean nonsense rhyme, and in giveaway lines such as ‘It’s like a cripples’ tea party’ and ‘her with her National Health hump and varicose veins’. The script also incorporated a recurring tease at Stuart’s expense - ‘I got a painting in the John Moores show’ is said eleven times in these two pages.
- Tune In: Extended Special Edition by Mark Lewisohn (ch. 16)
I’m a crusty old (25+) man (transhet, st4t exclusive) and didn’t realize that kids these days do pinned posts instead of about pages. Everything you need to know is in the about link above, but some important points:
My favorite genre is Sexual Horror, which means I am heavily interested in works focusing with sexual abuse, incest, and pedophilia. In TWST’s case, this mostly comes in the form of Fellow Honest and his relationship with Gidel. (I actually have like, an entire series of posts dissecting Playful Land through this lense I hope to write!)
Despite that, at my core I’m really just here for a laff and I mean no harm. If the above subject matter upsets you, regardless of if it’s portrayed as disturbing or not, please be kind to yourself and avoid those posts, which will be under cuts and heavily marked.
I am hardcore Idiyume and also selective sharing.
I use she/her for Idia and Vil, and alternate between she and he for Jamil.
My favorite CanonxCanon ship is MalleSil. My take on it is a different interpretation than a lot of English fans, and I view it as an honestly really vanilla ship.
I tag saucy posts with NSFT (not safe for tumblr
• Please watch Show By Rock oh my god
but yeah, that’s the big stuff! more info can be found on my about, so I very much recommend giving it a read! Likewise, please read my BYF because it’s very important.
(dating sim ask) listen. you and i both know who im going to ask for. eliana my beloved 💖💖💖 (also [throws dart at board] secretforger. for laffs.)
TWO WILDLY DIFFERENT ROUTES, NGL
Eliana's Route would include a lot of flirting and fun!! (Setting the timing of this in her piracy phase so I don't have to worry about the Deeply Invested like nine other ppl in her polycules lol) She's all about nicknames and sappy stuff, and if you give her a sea-flavored gift then you'll live in her mind rent-free forever <3 She's also very partial to height differences. She's 4'10" (~147 cm) and if you're a bunch taller than her or just capable of carrying her with ease, she'll be very attached very fast because you'll make her feel safe! ♥
- She's going to encourage piracy, snuggles, smooches - all without labels! If you can't be at least a little down with her wanting snuggles pre-getting together officially, then it probably won't work out :( 'No smooches until official' she'll pout about to be silly but won't press you on! (There are no negative points for wanting to be official before smooches!! she just teases you a bit and asks if she can at least give you cheek and forehead kissies akjsdns)
- The first "I love you" moment will involve her panicking about it and immediately finding a way to avoid you for a hot minute! (Think like, a few days at most!) It also will not be her saying it. <3
- IF you've been open to her shenanigans and allowing her to dodge some deeper questions: Most likely, she shows up in your bedroom in the middle of the night (via a window. she broke in ♥ hope you don't mind!) and she's very dodgy about the ily thing but does explain that she has had very bad experiences surrounding those words in the past. But! She promises that as long as you give her time and some space about it, she'll figure out exactly how she feels and let you know when she's ready to!
[A readmore because this got very long]
Good Ending: Requires agreeing to wait for her! ;w; She needs time to process such emotions (and them being reciprocated) before she feels okay with acting on them in a serious context. (Also need to be accepting of her being polyamorous! Which she wouldn't know when you get together, but she'd figure it out down the road a little bit lol) But! You'll have a cute new pocket-sized gf who's always down for snuggles and will absolutely shoot people who wrong you, darling. <3
Neutral Ending: If you're not alright with her polyamory or with waiting on her, there's two ways this can go! You part on amicable terms, but there would be an option to be open to flings in the future, lol. but once you Agree to "only flings" then you'll never have another chance because she's going to mentally mark off the possibility of a serious relationship with you entirely KJDNG but you'll still get to see her sometimes! :D Otherwise, just parting ways, you may never see her again at all.
Bad Ending: This could come from several possibilities. Either you haven't been down with her snuggles or smooches or piracy shenanigans at all, and she kinda just drops you because those are all super important to her. :'( Or you get to the point of the nighttime visit and have Big Issues with her about the disappearing act! In which she would likely snap back at you for a moment, scold herself for trusting someone again, and leave to never be seen again. T_T
-- On to Secretforger !! --
Hey, wh- how'd you get in here?? Did you hack the dating sim?? Are you that down bad for demon snuggles?? because mood, actually. me too.
Secretforger's Route (never thought I'd write those words) would definitely be... Interesting! They are aro/ace so there isn't a romantic possibility, but you could be shooting for a QPR anyway so have at it!
- I have no idea how this would start. You either know Eliana who's carrying the book, or Liifa who's carrying the book, or Secretforger picked you as their next victim and you pulled an Eliana and decided you were going to make them into your friend now! I'll work based off that one because it's easiest lol.
- They're going to... Well, try to do their 'job' which is haunting you, showing you horrible visions, and implanting paranoia-inducing things into your mind! They're also going to try to get you to make a Deal that gives them access to your soul. If you want to live, Don't ♥
- You'll need to have your own Edgy Angst Streak to garner their interest, but they definitely have a preference for the ambitious and ruthless. Often you can actually distract them from their game by doing horrible things to achieve your goal, and they'll want to see more horrible things so they'll help you out sometimes! But they do also want to see you fail sometimes. :)
Good Ending: You end up with a somehow-amicable friendship with them! If you're on good enough terms, you may be able to talk them into snuggling! (Even if you don't ask, they might swap to Domestic Housecat Form and snuggle you anyway, but you can't say anything about it. Say a word and they leave.) I don't know if they'd ever be in an official QPR? so this is about as close as you can get! (unless i figure smth out later lmao)
Neutral Ending: They're still harassing you, trying to corrupt you, etc. You're treating them like Abaddon's most disappointing child who couldn't balance a pencil on their claw if they really really really tried to. Mutual annoyance! :D
Bad Ending: homeboy (gender neutral) it's a demon from a book of demons, this ending is the most likely probably! :') They're going to corrupt and possess you and use you for evil things, like murder and general mayhem - and then they're going to unpossess you, and leave you to deal with the aftermath of their joyride. >:) honestly their route is kinda one of those... "you're lucky if you die before its over" kind of routes because otherwise you have to deal with their cruel curses and aftermath for the rest of your life. gkfjnKJSDFNJ they are Not Kind <3