#mcytblr sexyman bracket

[mildlylesbian]

I hope Joe never shuts up about this. He deserves to be so obnoxious about it.

#joe hills #joe sweep #mcytblr sexyman bracket

[mleemwyvern]

Vote Joe Hills for MCYTblr Sexyman!

- his minecraft skin is basically just steve with an @ shirt. fanart of him is Not That.

- massive cryptid energy

- gets eldritched very consistently

- ran for a position he made up and won in a landslide

- built a functional model of the evergiven in minecraft

- friend of the gays

- gender (uses all pronouns)

- conquered death

- has way less subscribers than wilbur and still won. he is punching far above his weight in this poll

- joehills fans are like. the most dedicated fanbase i have ever seen

- has been posting shirtless pictures of himself on tumblr

- blazed the swimming pool video

- camapigning for himself SO hard. gotta admire the dedication

- has multiple ghostly alter egos that he becomes when he gets enough donations on stream

- look at the beetlejhost and tell me thats not a sexyman. you cannot.

#hermitcraft #mcytblr sexyman bracket #joehills #mcytblr #mcyt

[inkydiamonds]

As much as I love Joe, I didn't draw this for nothing.

VOTE CLEO IN THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLLS

Bonus about the Cleo vs Pearl poll:

#zombiecleo #mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr sexyman polls #llsmp #last life smp #god this skin just. *goes insane* #when i first saw it i was like MAAM ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME #inkyart

[sheepcritters]

I know this round is pretty gamechanging, but let me all remind you all of the sexyman boxes scar checks (via fanlore and my own noticings):

a little evil. as a treat

dapper clothing (swaggon skin)

many skins. different versions of himself for whatever you. may choose to do with them

homosexual (third life)

appears dark and mysterious but really just absolutely pathetic (last life)

capitalist

just make sure you're taking the criteria into consideration

#goodtimeswithscar #mcytblr sexyman poll #mcytblr sexyman bracket #hermitcraft #trafficblr #mcytblr

[yb-cringe]

he’s already tumblrs designated whore- what’s one more title 💕?

#he deserves this <3 #scott smajor #mcytblr sexyman nominations #mcytblr #mcytblr sexyman competition #mcytblr sexyman bracket

[firep0wder]

Thank you quackblr for coming thru in our time of need I love you let's gay kiss on the mouth forever

#mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr sexyman poll #quackblr4ethogirls #ethogirls4quackblr #fp.txt

[loud-whistling-yes]

GO GO GO

#mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr sexyman #pearlescentmoon #mcyt #whoop #my art #i spent way too long on this BIT STILL #VOTE PEARL

[betweenlands]

actually i'm posting this one separately. in case you were wondering "well solar, vikingpilot still seems like a bit of a wet cat, does he really have the backbone to be an mcytblr sexyman" then i am delighted to inform you that the answer is:

vikingpilot KILL MURDER VIOLENCE moments

#mcytblr sexyman #mcytblrsexymen #mcytblr sexyman bracket #dominion smp #vikingpilot #mcytblrsymb #yt #txt #aud #orig #dominioners

[mysterybilly]

scar did not sacrifice himself for scitties for us to have him lose the sexyman bracket

#billysaysshit #mcyt #goodtimeswithscar #scitties #mcytblr sexyman bracket

[dominionsweep]

DOMINION SMP SEXYMAN BRACKET: THE MASTERPOST

General reminders:

CCs are welcome to interact but also can and should filter this if they choose to do so (you are in our house and you enter at your own risk; we are operating as though you are not there).

We'd also prefer if nobody brings this up directly to CCs. If they find it on their own that's fine, but consider it just a fun little easter egg type situation, an inside joke? No snitches.

Voting should be done not on the basis of popularity or who you like more, but who you most feel fits the qualifications for a Tumblr and/or MCYTblr sexyman (we know this won't stop some mashups from being a total stomp, but it helps make the data a little more accurate).

Brief explanations on each character will be put under each bracket so people know who they're voting on even if they don't know who they're voting on.

QUALIFIERS

NotNotBrock vs. Loony_MC

the Oracle vs. Forge Labs

NotNotBrock vs. the Oracle

ROUND ONE

Fixxitt412 vs. ProGameBot (Josh)

Kiply vs. RNJoy

the Oracle vs. SwitchBackMongo

it_ryan vs. Legundo

VikingPilot vs. DaLilRed

TaneeshaHogan vs. Nukerii

JamieJoan vs. SaltySneve

GradyTV vs. ShadowMech27

ROUND TWO

Fixxitt412 vs. RNJoy

the Oracle vs. Legundo

VikingPilot vs. TaneeshaHogan

JamieJoan vs. Shadowmech

SEMIFINALS

Fixxitt412 vs. Legundo

VikingPilot vs. JamieJoan

FINALS

Legundo vs. VikingPilot

#dominion smp #mcytblr sexymen poll #mcytblrsexymen #mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr sexyman bracket #dominionsweep #not a poll #masterpost

[alldni]

From the windowed wall of Quackity’s office, all of Las Nevadas stretched out below him — and further, all of the SMP. He was stock still, arms at his sides, chin up. 

“It’s up to you now, Quackity.”

He didn’t turn at the sound of Technoblade’s voice. Nor did he turn when he heard more footsteps… Tubbo, Ranboo, Phil… Fundy, Wilbur, Slime. He knew they were there. But he didn’t turn. 

Before him, through the windows, stretching on into the skyline: the SMP he must represent. 

Quackity squared his shoulders. He would win. For Las Nevadas. For the SMP.

#posting cringe to support my girl #mcytblrsexyman #mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr sexyman bracket #quackity #quackity sweep #this hurts to post #but i have to. i have to post cringe to support my girl

[mildlylesbian]

Listen listen LISTEN, I know the polls ended months ago. I KNOW. But this thought came to me and I couldn't not make it... so I present to you, JOE SWEEP:

#nes talks #mcytblr sexyman bracket #joe sweep #joe hills #yes I did giggle at this for 5 minutes straight #yes this is no longer relevant and will get 2 notes #I am ok with that #because in my heart I know this is the funniest thing I will ever make #shitpost

[mleemwyvern]

Vote TangoTek for MCYTblr Sexyman!

- the personification of a cartoon villain

- evil dungeon master (twice)

- fandom assigned Creature

- team rancher

- so much fanart that makes people go feral

- orange cat energy

- makes so so many Noises

- probably bites

- makes death games for fun

- pro ravager wrangler

- have yall SEEN the fanart

- ice and fire. hes got range.

- is so good for angst and drama in aus but in canon he is just a silly

- ok yeah he definitely bites

- i have seen so much variety in tango designs and the only constant is that none of them are human

- and we love a creatureguy here on tumblr!

- constantly on the verge of a villain arc and would probably do one if he wasnt so busy constructing and maintaining massive deathtrap minigames

- hes insane

#hermitcraft #tangotek #hermitblr #mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr #vote tango!! #im a zitsweep truther. they all deserve it #but tango has STRONG sexyman energy and now that zeds down i can focus all my energy on the tek #jimmy voters i would like to request a rancher alliance. i will vote jim #please i cant see my blorbo be taken down by some dsmp guy again. VOTE TANGO! #if he wins i will make myself write a fic about him i promise

[inkydiamonds]

VOTE PEARL

She is so much of a Tumblr sexyman I couldn't decide which of THREE skins to draw her in... just remember the number of times we've gone insane about her

#pearlescentmoon #mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr sexyman polls #double life smp #dlsmp #inkyart

[thegaythespian]

Grian fans, I implore you to vote for Joe. Although your guyTM may be out of the running, the enemy of your enemy is your friend, and Joe is worth your vote. We must unite

Vote here:

And this should be y’all rn:

#mcytblr sexyman bracket #Grian #Joe hills

[yb-cringe]

this man had a fucking widow grief arc so well acted that his irl friends thought he was sleep deprived and were worried for him. he’s earned this

#smajor #mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr