#me watching hal jordan talk to literally anyone for any reason: GET A JOB!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

[cowboyhorsegirl]

the problem with reading DC vs. vampires as my first introduction to anything DC is that now i will never trust hal jordan ever for as long as I live

#hal jordan #DC #me watching hal jordan talk to literally anyone for any reason: GET A JOB!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! #dc vs. vampires #my employer's opinions #when i was 4 i was obsessed with lion king. #it was my favorite movie and i watched it every day for like a year. #but whenever i would watch it i would become consumed with such an absolute and burning hatred for scar that i'd want to #physically crawl into the TV and murder him with my bare hands #i was furious. i was incensed. i was beside myself with rage. i was four. #i've never felt /that/ level of abject loathing towards a character since scar until hal goddamn jordan in dc vs. vampires #i know he's just lines and color but i want to see him perish! #and i want it to be by mine own sword! #maybe i'll just print out a picture of him and then tear it up maybe that would fix me