#messyhasthots

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🗣️🗣️Nerdy men give the best dick down ‼️

Just thinking about being in his bed, absolutely sticky and a little gross, post sex bliss in full effect as you lay there trying to catch your breath. He saunters back into the room with water and a towel to help you clean up cause he’s such a sweetheart. As your pulling one of your T shirts over your head he just starts blabbering on about the intricacies of whatever game he’s hooked on right now and you can’t help but giggle a little to yourself that this is the man who had you folded over, crying and screaming his name not 10 minutes ago.

#pls I could list so many #I love this #feral dorks just got me fucked up #toge inumaki #megumi fushiguro #okkotsu yuuta #Gojo satoru #tag more men like this pls my brain went blank #gale dekarios #noctis lucis caelum #ff15 prompto #messyhasthots

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hear me out… toge with a spit kink, forcing you to open your mouth and stick out your tongue w his cursed speech so he can spit inside it, he abuses his power to dominate in the bedroom bc he keeps it pent up all day ffkdkskdkska

Listen, friend I hear you but also

I feel like he wasn't nasty AT FIRST. He was way too nervous and shy to do anything too mean; you for sure took his Vcard, so like at first, he was a little baffled, not sure what to do with himself. However, after the drunk!Toge incident....he had ideas. Absolutely nasty, vile thoughts on the regular, but despite his vulgar mouth and asshole humor, he's a sweet boy, so he kept them to himself. That quickly changes, however, when he's knuckle-deep in your pussy, curling his fingers in a way that has you slack-jawed and moaning his name. He can't help the way he stares at your mouth, or more specifically, your tongue. It's so soft and inviting, just begging to be spit on. He momentarily fantasizes about spitting in your mouth and forcing you to hold it there until you cum on his hand, effectively shutting up the cute noises you were making for him, forcing you to taste him the whole time he was rearranging your guts with his much larger hand. He groans at the thought and bucks his hips into the mattress slightly, but he's pulled from his thoughts when you lean up to whisper in his ear, "Tell me what you want....mmm, wan' you to force me...please." All sense of respectability goes out the window in an instant as he's gripping your jaw with one hand while the other one stuffed in your cunt takes on a brutal pace. "Open your mouth," his voice is misleadingly stern, as he feels himself get impossibly harder at the way your jaw hangs slack immediately, tongue sticking out slightly to taunt him. He leans down and spits directly on the surface of the pink muscle before telling you to "Close your mouth and don't swallow." His throat is getting mildly hoarse, but he can't bring himself to care. Not when you look like this, melting under his touch, jaw clenched shut as spit dribbles down the side of your mouth, trying desperately to obey his command.

He was a full blown menace after that, I'm praying for your cewchie

(Anon tbh at first I read this and was like....nah...my sweet boy? no way, buuuuuuut.....honestly......This is incredibly hot and I will be throwing myself out a window

#NERDY BOYS I"M TELLING YALL #pls #oh my god #send me more of these im dying #jjk toge #toge x reader #toge smut #inumaki x reader #inumaki smut #inumaki toge x reader #inumaki toge x you #toge x reader smut #inumaki toge #toge inumaki #toge x y/n #toge x you #inumaki x y/n #inumaki x you #messyhasthots

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Hii!!! 💕your post about nerdy men did something to me.

I don't think even Levi himself is aware of the power he holds because he's too busy rambling while you're still trying to recover. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Hmm, I see your oblivious Levi, and I raise you handsy Levi rambling about TSL

Walk with me here

You're perched on Levi's lap while he sits at his desk, the game long forgotten as he rambles about people's wrong opinions in his opinion about the character development in TSL or, more so, the perceived lack thereof. If you're being completely honest with yourself, however, you haven't been able to understand a word he's saying as his hand seems to have a mind of its own, reaching under your skirt and squeezing the fat of your thigh, everyone in a while brushing against your core. Meanwhile, his other hand is fully up your shirt, tracing circles over your hard nipple as you try desperately not to make any noises other than the occasional "uh huh," "yah," "mm?" in hopes that he doesn't catch on to the absolute wreck you've become thanks to him effectively teasing you for the last hour. He, however, is blissfully unaware of his movements as he continues to talk into your ear, lips grazing over the shell of it as his hot breath fans out over your neck. He can't help but be glad that his girlfriend is such a good listener when really you're just a slut for your absolute nerd of a man.

#I have so many thoughts #Many many thoughts #mmmm nerdy boys are just something else ISTG #levi obey me #levi x reader #leviathan smut #obey me leviathan #om! levi x reader #om! leviathan #Messyhasthots

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Thinking about choso n his scary goth mommy of a gf

Like he’s just so cute breaking into their shared bedroom to show her the cool new dance moves he learned and she can’t help but giggle as he kinda just flops around like an uncoordinated fish, immediately smothering him in kisses. Or or or he insists that she does corpse paint on him to go to the house show and he tries so hard to sit still but she’s so close and he’s a whiny horny lil baby trying his best to be respectful but low key he’s rock hard right now. That is until she starts to put the black around his eyes and he lowkey starts whining like a baby about how uncomfy it is and he’s eyes are watering like a son of a bitch and then he’s sad cause he ‘ruined’ it but it’s okie cause she’s gonna really ruin it after she sucks his cock till he’s begging her to stop with fat tears rolling down his cheeks

Yah

I just

They’d be cute

#choso headcanons #choso drabble #choso Kamo #choso x punk!reader #choso x reader #jjk choso #jjk drabbles #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #choso x you #choso x y/n #kamo choso #jujutsu kaisen choso #messyhasthots

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BIG DILFS, THAT R REALLY JUST SOFT BOYS

Please humor me. I was thinking about soft, freaky boys, and this made me think about big, scary dudes who are just the sweetest. Like they're huge and mean and scary, but for their cute little lady, they're the softest, sweetest man ever. Bro, don't manhandle or anything; nothing but gentle touches and hand-holding. Whispers praise while placing little pecks on your cheeks cause he's huge, and you're such a good girl for taking him so well. You'd have to convince him to be a little mean with you, and even then, he's stopping himself regularly to make sure you're okay cause you're the best thing to ever happen to him, and he would be devastated if he ever hurt you.

#controversial opinion #but dare I say #toji #toji fushiguro #toji x reader #sukuna absolutely doesnt count in my head lol #hes still mean just maybe less mean #pro hero!katsuki #bakugou katsuki #taiju shiba #taiju x reader #obey me diavolo #jjk #jjk headcanons #jjk x reader #jjk x you #messyhasthots

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Thinking about Nanami

being bullied into understanding internet gossip by Gojo

(I made this, and it's given me so many thoughts) like you come home from work to see him putting away the dishes in all his husband's glory, but that's the farthest thing from your mind as you realize that he's blasting...Kendrick? You can't help but laugh at the breathing contradiction that is Nanami listening to something so aggressive and vulgar. When you ask him, he tells you that Gojo and everyone else wouldn't stop talking about some 'beef' between rappers, and he got FOMO, so he came home and listened to his entire discography. You get excited at the prospect of forcing him to listen to the saga accumulating at this point and getting to explain all the juicy details. He listens to Kendrick a lot after that, stating that he's a 'gifted poet' cause, at the end of the day, he's still Nanami.

#This is incredibly self serving #but the thought of Nanmi listening to rap makes me giggle #I know he'd love it too #just probably not something he'd pick for himself #jjk #nanami drabbles #kento nanami #nanami headcanons #nanami kento #nanami x reader #nanami x you #nanami x y/n #messyhasthots

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Don’t get me wrong I LOVE business man, CEO nanami as much as the next guy buuuuuut something about country/farmhand/bluecollar nanami is just sooooooo 😩

#like something about that southern romance gets me every time #and he is totally the quiet gentleman type #big ol muscles from being a working man #shows you the sunflowers he planted for you #takes you with when the babies are being born so you can ooh and ahh at how cute they are #teaches you to line Dance even though he’s usually way too shy and embarrassed to dance #but since it’s you he tears that shit up #I have so many thoughts #thoughts loading #will be posting more about this #this is a threat #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #nanmi #nanami kento #jjk kento #kento x reader #kento nanami #nanami drabbles #nanami headcanons #nanami x y/n #nanami fluff #jjk nanami #nanami x you #jujutsu kaisen nanami #jujutsu nanami #nanami x reader #kento x y/n #kento x you #messyhasthots

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Sooooo

We all ready to talk about how fine this man is or????

#bro is so gorgeous it’s unreal #I just hope all this beef shit helps people recognize this man’s beauty #metro boomin #metro #kendrick lamar #drake #messyhasthots

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I WAS THE ANON ABOUT THE SPIT KINK AND BRO I CANNOT THANK U ENOUGJ DJSKSJSJ HE IS SUCH A SWEET BOY BUT THE SWEETEST ONES ARE ALWAYS THE KINKIEST FOR THEIR PARTNERS ILYSM

SWEET SWEET ANON, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

The sweetest boys are Always the freakiest, I feel like there's a warm-up phase where they just know they're a lil NASTY and get all shy about it but istg you give them even the tiniest inkling that you like it and oh lord you're in for it. I'm talking folded like a pretzel, screaming, low key mean sex, but no one would ever believe you 'cause they're just like 'him?? Sunshine, incarnate had you tied up and screaming last night?? Absolutely not"

#sweet soft boys who are actually just animals low key #mean in the sheets sunshine in the streets for real #messyhasthots #jjk #yuji itadori #toge inumaki #okkotsu yuuta #dare I say #om beelzebub

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I hate it when I’m so obviously trying to start shit with someone and they’re just like I cOuLd BlOcK yOu 🤓

Like bitch I was looking to drag your ass but if that’s all you got PLEASE FUCKING DO 🗣️‼️

#this has nothing to do with anything #just creeps in my personal life but damn #messyhasthots

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This bitch has the NAAAAAASTIEST man spread like...bro you're a whole slut right there, whatchu making all that room for huh?

#me #he's making room for me #god damn #geto suguru #suguru #getou suguru #getou #messyhasthots

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Man I used to read (insert celebrity) x reader a shit ton in high school but like now I can’t unsee how many of these dudes are AWFUL to their Gfs…just icky to me now

#thinking about Dominic fike and his lil cheating problem #also so many of these guys are drug addicts and like being a drug addict or being with a drug addict is rough #I just can’t unsee some shit #messyhasthots

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#new theme fucks #I love toge #too much tbh #messyhasthots #obvi the fanart isn’t mine #found it on pinterest

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Can I just say it is super weird seeing people post like ‘glow up’ type thirst traps and the first pic is just literally them as a child 😃 like bro…of course people didn’t think you were hot…you were TEN

#not tryna be a hater #just gives me the Willies #messyhasthots