#milf: a definition

[this1contradiction]

LOOK AT HIM SMILINGGGGG 😍

#HE LOOKS SO FINE #choosing to ignore that he’s definitely out shopping with the milf💀

[stanchett]

I’ve always said I don’t have a type, but I’m now realizing I definitely do..

#tall rich milfs are definitely my type #feeling very gay tonight excuse me #carol #cate blanchett #larissa weems #gwendoline christie #wednesday #lady dimitrescu #resident evil #lilith ritter #nightmare alley

[twistedgardens]

Screaming, crying, throwing up over Deuce's hot mom

#Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. #totally normal about this #i'm DEFINITELY not interested in MILFS #especially hot anime MILFs #nope not me #just a normal lesbian #twisted wonderland #twst #deuce spade #Dilla Spade

[jpriest85-blog]

You know, if I had a nickel for every time I made an OC, that was an ancient monstrous or eldritch being, that took the human shape of a beautiful woman, and had a cult ...well I'd only have $0.15 which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened 3 times. Introducing from left to right the pretty blonde girl next door Tiffany Newman, and casket for an eldritch being from @the-passenger-if . On the middle is Tihamah an ancient sea dragon/ Leviathan, I originally created her for an abandoned IF, Honey & Fire, but I liked the character concept of a dragon walking around in human form so her character developed and evolved into her own thing. On the right is Thuban The Harbinger of Calamity from @justpked Fell Star. Thuban is an ancient bestial creature of the void that weilds blood magic and chaos to ensure the laws of balance are maintained.

Despite the overlap in similarities, especially considering their names all begin with T, and they all have at least one noticeable mole/beauty mark on their faces in human form, they are quite different. Especially when it comes to how they became the objects of worship of each of their respective cults. Both Tihamah and Thuban's cults sort of developed by accident. In Tihamah's case, she unintentionally saved a coastal city when an invading armada got too close to her nest, and she slaughtered the entire naval fleet. The residents of the city she saved started offering her tribute in both thanks and in appeasement, so she'll continue protecting them. Tihamah just went along with it because they weren't going to hurt her or her babies, and hey, free food! While Thuban's duties as the Harbinger meant she was often regarded as a figure of fear and dread, others regarded her more as a protector since she'd often target groups and people in power that didn't heed her warnings and threatened the Laws of Balance. It was probably quite surprising for Thuban the first time a group of people showed up at the abandoned temple she was residing in, and she realized they wanted to worship, instead of kill her. Tiffany actively sought out her cult in an attempt to regain her former power so she could stand a chance against the Hunter and become the Apex predator again instead of prey. Tiffany quite enjoyed being revered, although she wasn't into wearing the robes like the other cultists. With time and effort Tiffany puts into her appearance, she's not going to cover up her outfit with shapeless robes, especially when wearing Calvin Klein!!

#oc art #the passenger #fell star #dragon oc #tiffany newman #Harbinger Thuban #Tihamah #just 3 girl bosses doing their thing #ripping their enemies apart with their teeth #which between the 3 of them is ALOT of teeth #it's fun to imagine them interacting tho #because lbr if Tiffany and Roach ever met Tihamah and Thuban #Roach would definitely call both Tihamah and Thuban MILFs #but neither one of them understands modern slang so they're both so confused #meanwhile Tiffany is questioning why she fell in love with Roach in the first place

[anankos]

Def still thinking abt the notes i found on an old discord convo heavily featuring anselma con fire emblem bc i want to pick her brains so badly. there’s a lot of em in these games but damn what a woman to haunt the narrative

#fe16 #i heart morally ambiguous milfs who would do Anything good or bad for their close family #(of all the characters i think rhea could be a genuinely fascinating foil for anselma but i haven’t explored that enough yet #to have a definitive answer since it wasn’t in the notes) #i ALSO heart not fridging fire emblem moms. seriously video game what the FUCK happened to her after tragedy of duscur #also there was an au bullet point of ‘anselma/lambert oopsie baby and the consequences thereof’ #esp for the tragedy of edelgard partially- though still Very personally- movitaved by the horrible deaths of every single one of her sibling #and she wouldn’t even know about the sibling ‘left’. nor does she know about her mothers fate serIOUSLY KT WHAT HAPPENED TO ANSELMA-

[darthyourmomgay]

Making bo katan and the armorer kiss like they are barbies (an edit)

(Best viewed when phone is turned)

#guyssssss there was definitely something going on between them #long live Star Wars milfs #I love lesbians #star wars edit #the mandalorian #the mandalorian edit #nitearmor #nitearmor edit #nitearmor fanart #bo katan #bo Katan edit #the armorer #the armorer edit #Star Wars Taylor swift #I can see you #I can see you edit #star wars #lesbian edit #lesbians in star wars #wlwedit #wlw

[immortalspacelesbian]

okay where’s the jillian/mother superion shippers at

#the milfs share a few scenes together and i automatically ship them #also superion is DEFINITELY fruity #warrior nun #jillian salvius #mother superion

[frogseasons]

one last adventure together (an ode to king’s tide)

#toh #the owl house #king’s tide #eda clawthorne #eda the owl lady #edalyn clawthorne #raeda #i mean just implied but. ya know. constant raeda brainrot #my art #are the boiling isles drawn wrong? most definitely #drawing edas hair gave me psychic damage. the things i do for my favorite milf. #clawing at the walls. im so scared for the 15th.

[vampirecatprince]

*looks at Satan and Lucifer* ... is this yuri?

#they're in lesbians your honor #my OCs #Lucy (Asmo) #Satin (Asmo) #my art #despite looking like a dark academia milf- Lucy definitely has a big impish streak #I mean- she *is* Lucifer

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

Ngl a little surprised that no one else seems to have leapt at the opportunity to make a werewolf yellowjackets au. Like I really don't think you could come up with a more fitting au concept for this show than that.

#yellowjackets #imagine misty watching a werewolf attack one of the other girls and she just lets it happen #lets it happen so she can swoop in and save the day after #classic misty #and then imagine all the adult characters concealing their wolfy-ness from their friends and families #secret werewolf milfs #shauna sometimes just eats a whole rabbit raw and chews on the bones. as a treat. #they definitely eat coach ben in wvery scenario (sorry ben)

[whycantwegivellove]

guys… i was out getting coffee with my mom today and we got to talking about vienna, and then about rebecca and then willemijn, so of course i was gushing a tad bit like the obsessive lesbian i am, but then my mom clocked me so bad i was speechless 😭

mom: how old is she?

me: *without hesitation* 48

mom: …isn’t she a bit old for you?

me:

#my rambles #IT WAS SO FUNNY AND EMBARRASSING IM STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT AN HOUR LATER #😭😭😭 #the way i stammered and blushed oh it was so humbling #the answer btw is no definitely not #although i fear my mother is not ready to hear that i have a taste for milfs

[lexa-griffins]

Milf Lexa looks so cute with her big hat during a field trip with her class 🥺

Lexa is crazy for these nature walk type of field trips and oh she looks just ADORABLE during those. I can assure you there's always two or three second graders fighting to hold her hand as they walk znsksksks

Not picture: the class of 20 second graders pointing at every rock and flower and yelling "MISS WOODS LOOK!!" as Lexa tries not to lose them sbsjsks

Clarke could volunteer to help with a field trip and damn is it hard to flirt with your hot older neighbor when she has all these kids around her trying to get her attention 😂 cant even be cute and give her a flower because she already has a fistful of them!!!

#letter opened #au: milf!lexa #with the swimsuit i was telling heda in the clouds the other day #how ita definitely Clarke going with Lexa and her kids camping because Lexa loves it #but she never managed to do it with jenny and then the kids were too young and she didnt feel confident #going with just them #and when clarke offers to go with them? 🥺 #im rambling djsjsj

[todayisafridaynight]

Why is Daigo so fucking hot (new to the franchise) seriously why 😫

milf mom, potentially-dilf dad if sera's his real father- i think we know the answer bestie

#snap chats #you just gotta look inside yourself and find the answer my brother #real talk daigos not even hot to me. i think. i gotta get my daigo-lover card revoked i know but listen #like he's handsome he's attractive but he doesn't make me go AWOOGA yk what i mean #which is deranged to say considering. Every Other Drawing i make of him LMAO #LIKE DEFINITELY TOP TEN CHARACTERS IN THE FRANCHISE WHO I LOVE LOOKING AT #CAUSE HE IS VERY HANDSOME BUT I WOULDNT SAY HOT #i wouldnt call anyone hot tbf tho #unless its yayoi. milf. #and miss tatsu. #probably some others but listen we aint askin me bout that

[fishedeyelenz]

*flies into the window*

I-... I NEED YOUR EXPERT OPINION IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY!

So!

I know that DILF!Billy hates/scared/generally avoids kids (and it's pretty dangerous to leave him with them, we all know), that's fair enough, but... Let's suppose that in one BEAUTIFUL day a wild 14 year old homeless kiddo wanders into his attic or basement, maybe escaping from an orphanage or hiding from the cops after stealing food from the store or it's just a idk freeze outside. And Billy of course has chased them away in every way possible, but this little devil keeps finding way back (because they like to annoy him and steal his stuff) and even dares to hang out with Billy's cats!

And I wonders... What are the chances that they would have become like... Half enemy half friends? Is that even possible? Or nah, that's some pink dreams? I'm by no means talking about any parental relationship or anything like that, ahah, fuck no, never, BUT specifically... Um... About little random communications of two inherently similar strange creatures, just one damn young and wild and other damn old and... Well... "The Billy".

Actual Dilf Billy Lenz ???!!!

Maria you can't do this to me. You just can't. I'm such a sucker for found family, but especially like when the accidental caretakers of the younger members are criminals/fucked up/not really suited to take care of them but they only have each other in this godforsaken world (the members of gorillaz+ noodle but ESPECIALLY Noodle and Murdoc, Eda and Luz from the owl house, the cast of cowboy bebop and ed (yes they are family in my eyes!!!) etc, etc)

So uh, my mind says it would never work, but my heart... but my heart says "found family <3333" so uh... I actually think that if the child was stubborn enough to stick with Billy, they would actually develop a pseudo father-child relationship. Like it would take some time don't get me wrong , and the relationship would be far from perfect and always fractured (think Murdoc and Noodle from gorillaz if you're familiar with them, except Billy is not an alcoholic lmao ), but yeah there could be some room for genuine "paternal" care and love. Though it would take some time for Billy to be okay with the child, because fourteen is the exact same age Agnes was when she ran away from him so uh... trauma. Even more so if Billy finds them in the basement...

But yeah, a strange sort of on-and-off kinda parent child relationship is likely to develop. This might not have been what you were asking for but oh well i got soft thinking about "actual dad" Dilf Billy. I will say it would be the best for the child to have some other influences other than the crazy, nasty old creep that lives on the edge of the forest lmao. And it would be best for Billy to have someone else take care of the kid every once in a while lol. But the fact that Billy wouldn't have to take care of them as like a baby would also mean their relationship could be an emotionally warmer one because the child's self sufficiency wouldn't burden Billy as much. Also, when Billy stops seeing them as a version of Agnes he would be like "14??? that's almost like a smaller, dumber adult I can kick back, relax and share a beer with" (Billy NO-)

#found family with fucked up people go brrrr #yeah the photo you sent would definitely be an interaction they would have further down the line lmao #god this reveals so much about my influences lmao #if eda from toh didn't exist in all her old milf-y goodness #i wouldn't 1. decide to explore the idea of an older billy further #2. decide to make the y/n in so give me coffee and tv middle aged #and then i don't think i would have written it because of the age gap #no hate to age gap relationships but i think it would reflect on billy's character badly #anyway sorry for the rant #and i hope this is understandable lmao #if you have any further questions ask away #billy lenz #dilf billy lenz #also i haven't yet watched the series finale of toh so um #no spoilers