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frostedpuffs · 21 days
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from my discord art stream
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trainsinanime · 1 year
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The most tragic character in Miraculous Ladybug is indubitably André the Ice Cream Man: A man who thought he was God, who has to learn that he is merely a priest.
Of course, André has never claimed to be magic. The magic was always in the ice cream. But he thinks he knows it, he has understood its secrets like Yagami Light did the Death Note. And for a while, decades in fact, the ice cream left him with that belief.
But the truth is the ice cream is not an entity that follows rules. He thinks the rules exist, and that he understands him, but he is actually just a servant to their incomprehensible whims. It's easy when things are simple: Combine based on hair color, or just give an Italian couple the Italian flag. Over the years, that brought him a lot of confidence, like a fool.
Then, however, he encounters the limits of his understanding. What if people should be together but aren't? What can he do then? What is all his wisdom when facing the vagaries of actual teenage love?
The truth is the rules for the ice cream are different every time. He tries to adapt, he really does. If three people come, what do you do? At first he makes one of the three chose, abdicating his responsibility. Later he gives them one shared cone after all, because still, he does not know what he's doing.
What if he thinks he knows how four people should be paired up, but they appear to be pairing up differently? What about Marichat, huh? What about fucking Marichat? He does not know. He cannot know, for the magic of the ice cream and the other magic in the world is actually way beyond his comprehension. We see his deepest fear, that he does not understand his God and in fact never did; that he's just a mere mortal after all.
His arc is all about realising his hubris. There are only two ways it can end. One is that he settles down, and just sells people the ice cream they order. He will lose his magic, but he may find his own sort of happiness, after a while. Or he gives in to the madness, and drives his ice cream cart into the Seine. After all, ice cream does not live long when exposed to the sun.
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After the (Catgirl) Battle...
Ladybug, cuddling up to her partner and murmuring: Hello, Kitty.
Chat Noir, pouting and cuddling even closer: Please never say those two words together again.
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xhanisai · 4 months
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for u @frostedpuffs
<3
bonus handsome microplastic muncher below
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turimoalin · 1 year
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icecreamandre · 7 months
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I do NOT ship MariChat.
They know why.
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gale-gentlepenguin · 3 months
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hufflepotato-18 · 1 year
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SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS,
✨TRAUMATIZED✨
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ayydrienagreste · 10 months
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I swear to god if Toxinelle calls out “unlucky charm” and all she gets is a giant fucking sword I will be so mad
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mila-beedoodling · 1 year
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She's round and squishy
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frostedpuffs · 11 months
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gretchenzellerbarnes · 10 months
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let's be real the greatest travesty of the miraculous ladybug s5 finale was the writers choosing to call the kwami of reality gimmi and not plikki
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flashflashitsash · 2 years
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“Your Tributes from District 12!!”
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Eagle-eyed fans and amateur photographer contributors to the Ladyblog and other social media platforms had well documented the fact that Chat Noir had saved the bakery girl multiple times, far more than any other girl.
In fact, one very lucky photographer managed to get a very blurry picture of them up on a rooftop with candles.
People dismissed the very idea of course.  Everyone knew that Chat Noir was wholly smitten with Ladybug.
At least until Chat Noir and the Bakery Girl had been photographed together on the bus and by one generally grumpy moviegoer.
It had been the biggest social media storm in Paris since the whole Adrien and Pajama Girl ordeal.
Chat Noir fans were on the lookout for even the slightest hint, especially since Ladybug had been having an awful time of it when Monarch stole all those Miraculous.  That hadn’t helped but notice Chat Noir moping on the roof.
Some were even a little too gleeful at the prospect of Chat Noir finally moving on...
So when the first hint of Chat Noir and the Bakery Girl popped up near Paris’s resident purveyor of overpriced ice cream (and judgement), the Ladyblog was already abuzz.
With resident Ladyblogger Alya Césaire unavailable for comment, but it didn’t even take five minutes before posts to go viral after one very clever viewer recognized the exact pair of pajamas the Bakery Girl was wearing.
#ChatNoirstoleyourgirl, #NoonetellAdrien, and #pajamagirlisbakerygirl were trending before the battle was finished.
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xhanisai · 1 month
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season six is looking great so far
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multimousenette · 2 years
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Hi my name is Lila Du’sk Deception Fox Rossi and I have long dusky brown hair (that’s how I got my name) with white tips that reaches my mid-back and light green eyes like peridot tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ariana Grande (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the ancient fox superhero but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a foxgirl but my teeth are straight and white. I have light brown skin. I’m also a superhero, and I go to a school called Francois-Dupont in France where I’m in the troisième (I’m fifteen). I’m very popular (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly orange. I love Forever 21 and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing an orange playsuit with a white shirt underneath and a black leather jacket, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing orange lipstick and black eyeliner. I was walking outside Francois-Dupont. It was a few days since the last akuma attack so there was no Ladybug, which I was very happy about. Marinette stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
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