#morally in modern times caleb would oppose drgs and be like an embodiment of DARE programs

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People liked the Golden Guard memes so you know what. I have an addiction to making memes. I made more

I know they all adored Flapjack. I also know they are giving him lots of treats and pets in the ghost realm I’ve decided

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#the owl house #toh #toh memes #memes #golden guards #previous golden guards #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane #belos #emperor belos #ghost caleb wittebane #flapjack #drabble post #also 'the living guard' is a previous guard who was alive #he is not anymore. teleportation is annoying sometimes <3 #morally in modern times caleb would oppose drgs and be like an embodiment of DARE programs #however hes from the 17th century and in those times they practiced bloodletting #those guys had like opium and mercury as a slap-on cure #you could hand caleb LSD and he'd take it just to see what would happen #he opposes drus now because he fears he'll spontaneously see shapes and colors again by touching it #except for special occasions where a guard will just silent offer him weed and he proceeds to take the biggest drag you ever did see #its one of those days yk #i didnt mean to make this whole thing about caleb doing ghost drugs uh