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hugsandchaos · 5 months

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Credit to the smart @g1ggl3-c4t for the lava lamp belly idea, it was one of the greatest things I’ve ever read and was immediately compelled to write something about it! It took me longer than I would’ve liked to get everything organized, but it’s done!

I wrote this with the Earthbound AU timeline, just in case you get confused. I think about it so often and yet I have so little stories about it. I hope you like it!

V flipped another page in her book and adjusted the reading light next to her so she could see a bit easier. There were large black curtains next to her, but she couldn’t move in front of the window and open the curtains for light since it was still sunset and she couldn’t allow any heat into the cool room. There was a bit of other light in here, but it wouldn’t be enough. That light was from the shirtless drone laying down next to her, one arm covering his belly and the other laying behind his head. Luckily, V was allowed to bring a reading lamp with her into the otherwise fairly vacant room he occupied, so she was able to read happily while she passed the time with him.

V originally came in to check on him because it was early autumn, which meant that the temperatures were starting to get lower than the previous summer, but N was still overheating quicker than in the winter. James wanted someone to stay with him every now and then throughout the day to make sure that he was alright and be there to help him get oil when he needed it, and V volunteered to do so a few hours before the sun began setting. She was allowed to bring a book, a light, and a blanket with her, but was otherwise told to remain quiet so the nocturnal drone could sleep. The heat also explained why he was currently only wearing pants and not his usual coat. It was surprising, though, that his core ran so fast and produced enough heat for him to need his room to be at a cold temperature constantly. Soon enough, though, when the temperature dropped and her friend woke up, he’d put his coat back on.

The room wasn’t just a little cold without the blanket, it was also fairly empty. There wasn’t much compared to the rest of the manor. The room was shaped sort of like and L flipped upside down, except the “stem” of the letter would be shorter, and used to be an old guest bedroom that just never got upgraded. It consisted of a window with thick black curtains to block out light and heat from the sun outside on the wall furthest to the door, a bed against the right wall near the window, a small nightstand, and a rug that only covered most of the room while the far left of the room was wooden floors and practically zero wall decor. After N was brought to the manor by James, there wasn’t exactly room for him in the worker drones’ current living quarters — a problem he’s trying to fix —, so he was allowed to use this one. Plus, he didn’t have much experience socializing with complete strangers and ended up scaring a bunch of the other workers, so no one complained about this arraignment. Currently, N was laid dawn on his back in the far left part of the room to avoid any heat from the carpet, so V was sitting next to him while reading. Given how quiet it is, she’d most likely notice anything happening to him.

V’s eyes continued to scan the page as her mind visualized what was being written.

“Vesper!!!” Stillness called out. The usually dark and uncaring villain yanked his arms out of Soundwave’s grip and made a dash towards the cage carrying the shark-dog hybrid. Upon hearing his voice, Vesper perked his head up from the tightly curled up ball position he was in to hide himself and searched for the source. Stillness reached his cage in seconds, dropping out and wrapping his arms around it, but then cried out in pain and recoiled from the electric shock. He still knelt in front of the hybrid creature with a mixed look of relief and worry. Vesper opened his mouth and began crying again, both out of fear for his own safety and his superhuman’s safety.”Shh, shh! It’s okay, buddy! I’m right here, and I’m not going anywhere. I’m going to get you out!” Stillness said.

Soundwave finally caught up to him and began trying to grab his arms again, but Stillness punched him.”No! Let go of me!” He yelled angrily. Vesper wailed and stood up, snapping his jaws and stomping his front feet anxiously. Sensing his hybrid companion’s stress, Stillness turned around while still trying to wrestle his way out.”Don’t worry, Vesper!” He said.

“What are you doing? Why are you talking to the hybrid like that?” Soundwave asked.

Before V could continue reading, she noticed from her friend next to her and looked up from her book. The five semispheres on N’s head were starting to come on, which was a sign of him wake up. They flickered once or twice before they all blinked at once, showing that the systems they were a part of were up and running, and a pair of closed eyes appeared on N’s screen a second later. He didn’t open his eyes just yet, and instead lifted both his arms up to stretched them. He stretched his legs out too, then rested them in the same position as before. Finally, he opened his eyes and noticed V sitting next to him.”Oh, hi, V! Good evening!” N said, greeting her as if it was actually morning.

A small smile made its way across V’s face as N sat up.”Good evening, N. The sun is still out, so if you want to just stay here, that’s probably a good idea.” She said, pulling the blanket back onto her shoulder right after it started to fall off. It might be warm or a “regular room temperature” for N, but she was cold without the heated blanket.“Oh, okay! Uh, you mind staying though? Just to be around?” He asked. He seemed a little nervous asking, but V couldn’t really tell why. This isn’t the first time he’s requested to simply not be alone, and it wasn’t like staying for the rest of her “shift” would be a bother.“Of course.” V replied. N’s tail thumped lightly against the floor, then he laid back down on his back against the chilly wooden floor.“Thank you.” He said. As he laid back down, he crossed his arms behind his head and close both of his eyes to relax for a bit longer. Instead of going back to her book and continue reading (even though it was getting good and Stillness being a good dad to his shark-dog-pup is so wholesome-), V couldn’t help but wonder if she should ask something that’s been on her mind for a while.

She briefly glanced from the pages down at her friend, specifically at the dimly glowing yellow liquid and slowly moving bubbles in what appeared to be his belly. There were plenty of things that were different in his physical design compared to literally every other drone in the building, from his legs and feet, to his long tail, to his arms, and even his head was a little different! But what confused V the most was his belly. It looked a lot like something that used to be created long ago as night light in children’s bedrooms, or just to look nice. She’s seen the pictures from Tessa and James. His belly resembled something called a “lava lamp”. No, it didn’t have actual lava (as far as she knew). It wasn’t made of glass or plastic, but it was definitely clear. Otherwise, V wouldn’t be able to see the liquid moving around in there. She didn’t understand why his belly was like that, but she also didn’t understand a bunch about him. For a bit, she thought it was a little weird that she was curious about someone’s belly, but then again, she was wondering about why pretty much all of his limbs were built the way they were and N seemed okay with answering those questions. He even told her to ask any questions she had and he’d try to answer them the best he could, so in that moment, V decided that now was the time she was actually going to ask.“Hey, N?” She piped up. N opened both eyes and turned his head to look at her.”Yes?” He answered.

“I hope this doesn’t sound rude,” V removed her right hand from her book and reached out to N’s belly, ”but what’s with the belly?” She asked. She poked and lightly stroked his belly to emphasize her point. The contents inside were disturbed and moved away from her fingers, and whatever was holding it all in was surprisingly squishy and a little bit chilly. At the same time, N started laughing and sat up. V pulled her hand away and looked at him slightly surprised that he had laughed like that. N cleared his throat.“That’s a good question. I’m not entirely sure to be honest, but I think it’s my main acid tank. That’s just a guess, though. The main thing I know is that whatever material they used to made the “case”, or my belly, is incredibly hard to puncture, but pretty flexible, so it makes it a little squishy.” He explained. V couldn’t help but think that didn’t explain why he laughed the way he did. It slightly reminded V of herself or others when they’re-!... V held back a smirk from forming. She closed her book and turned her body to kneel right next to him.“Alright. I have another question.” She said. N noticed the change and raised an eyebrow slightly in confusion.“Okay, go ahead.” He said.

“Does this tickle?” V asked. Without anymore warning, she reached one of her hand over to tickle his belly. It hardly took a second before N started to laugh again, but he didn’t really fight back. Instead, he just let her tickle him.”Pfft- Hahahaha!! Yehehehehes, ahahahaha lohohohohot!! Hahahahahaha!!” He said through his laughter. V’s innocent smile quickly turned into a more mischievous grin.”That’s good, because now I can get back at you for helping J tickle me!” She said.

“Wahahahait, whahahahahahat?! Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha!!” N cackled and soon began to lightly push at V’s hand, but it wasn’t enough to actually move her hand away. Other than that, he didn’t make much movement to stop the tickling. V made a mental note of this just in case, but then she was right back to focusing in her revenge. Deciding one hand was way too nice, she put her second hand out and momentarily paused to poking and scribbling so she could grab both side of his belly and squeeze.”Wow, it really is kind of squishy.” She said, trying to tease him. N’s laughter briefly went up an octave and grew a little louder when she squeezed him, and his legs lifted up to protect himself, but he was already leaning back and using one of his arms for support.”And it seems to be your “happy button”. Let’s see how many times I can press it.” V said. She began squeezing his belly repeatedly, the cool material used for it squishing easily up her fingers. N threw his head back and his laughter went up an octave again.”Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Nohohohot thehehe behehehehelly!! Hahahahahahaha!!” He said through his laughter. The contents inside his belly moved around as he laughed and V tickled him, the bubbles moving around inside.”Hmm, I think “yes, the belly”. It seems to be the perfect spot! In fact, I think I’ll take my time and draw on it a little.” She said. She then noticed something next to N, on the opposite side where she was. His tail was wagging, and definitely not in the way it does when he’s extremely mad. V slowed down the tickling and removed one of her hands while she used the other to trace shapes such as stars.

N’s laughter died down, but he was definitely giggling a lot from the slow tickling.”Hahahaha! Whahahat ahahare yohou drahahawihihing? Pfft- Hehehehehahahaha! ” He asked. V paused to lay down on her belly and continued tracing, using her free arm to prop her head up and act as if she was drawing on paper. Except she didn’t have a pen.”Oh, just random doodles. Stars, dogs, cats, hearts, lightning bolts, stuff like that. Please stay still so I can focus.” She said. N continued giggling as she traced her fingers on his belly.”Buhuhut ihihihit tihihickles! Hahahahaha!” N said. While V was doing this, she thought about her next move. Should she stop? She decided no, since her torture went on longer than this. So what should she do next? She’s already gotten back at J. What did J do that V could do to get back at N?

That’s when she got the idea.

V carried on the drawing act for a few more minutes before stopping and pretending to stretch like she was about to get up.”I’m a little hungry. Maybe I should get some food.” She said to “herself”. N’s tail slowly stopped wagging and V could’ve sworn he looked a little bit disappointed for a second before smiling.”Okay! I’ll just wait right here.” He said, keeping the last of the lingering giggles in. As V pretended to get up, pulling herself to her knees, N stretched as well and laid back down. Now he was basically asking for it! V seized the chance as he was laying back down and wrapped both arms around his abdomen. Her head now rested in the middle of his belly and he looked a little surprised and confused.”Uh, what are you doing? Aren’t you going to get food? If you wanted a hug before you left, you could’ve asked.” He said, trying not to let his growing nervousness show. He had a guess of what she was doing, but he kept thinking to himself that he could be wrong. V took in a deep breath and lowered her head down to lightly press her face against his belly. N realized that he was right in his guess, but it was too late.

“AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! VEEHEEHEEHEE!!!” N threw his head back and laughed loudly as his tail began wagging again. He lifted his legs and lightly stomped them against the ground as he squirmed from the sudden attack. V had her arms wrapped tightly around him, though, so he was pretty much stuck.”Yeah, I’m getting one of my favorite snacks! Raspberries!” V said before blowing another one against his belly. N let out another howl of laughter and hit the floor with a fist.”OHOHOHO MYHYHY ROHOHOHOBOBOBOBO-GOHOHOHOD, IHIHIHIT TIHIHIHICKLES SOHOHO BAHAHAHAD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” He said. He soon felt V’s fingers also begin to dibble and scratch at his sides, which weren’t nearly as bad as the raspberries, but it didn’t really help either. He looked over at V, who had a mischievous, evil grin on her face.”I think I’ll just have a few more.” She said.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! IHIHIHI’M SOHOHOHOHORRY!!! PLEHE—AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!!” N stomped repeatedly against the ground and one of his hands was hiding part of his face while the other was busy hitting the floor. He laughed hysterically from the raspberries and squirmed around in futile attempts to escape, but V had a good grip on him and wasn’t going to let go until she delivered the third and final raspberry. She waited until he had calmed down a little to catch him off guard.”Okay, you’ve made your POINT — AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOHOHOHUHUHU WIHIHIHIN!!! YOHOHOU WIHIHIHIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” N cackled. V let go and felt pretty proud of herself. N rolled into his side and curled up to protect his belly as his laughter slowly died down to slightly tired breathing, and his tail slowed to a much more subtle wag. V went back to where she was sitting before and picked up her book.“Did you have fun?” She asked.

“No!” N replied. It wasn’t as convincing as he probably would’ve liked, and V thought it was pretty amusing.”Really? Because your tail was wagging the whole time and you never asked me to stop.” She said. She might not see it directly, but she assumed that by the way the wooden floor being ever so slightly more illuminated than before near N’s screen that he was blushing from embarrassment. V covered her mouth to prevent a small laugh from slipping out and embarrassing her friend further, then opened her book to continue reading.

#au #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones v #murder drones serial designation n #serial designation n #earthbound AU #murder drones earthbound AU #murder drones AU #murder drones tickles #sfw tickle #Lee n #Ler v #murder drones lee n #murder drones ler v #murder drones lava lamp belly #i really like this one #i enjoyed making this #I really hope it’s not too short

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valentine-letter · 10 months

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just playing ... but i wonder if they noticed her ?

#softie draws #tickle fluff #murder drones tickles #Ler!V #Lee!N #uzi's just there ...#but she might be attacked next !!!!!!#I might draw that soon we'll see :D

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radiant-fanon-maker · 1 year

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I had an idea for MD Request. So Maid V was known N is ticklish before Cyn knows. So imagine they read the book at the Library book and V tickles N, while Tessa and J shush Them to be quiet at the Library or Tessa's parents will find out.

Hhhhh they are adorable!!

And I'm happy to draw Tessa in a proper form for the first time ^-^

N: EEEE I love this book. Dogs are so amazing. I'm happy you are letting me show you this!

V: I see why. It's fun learning about those fluffy pets. But, I'd be happy reading anything with you.

V [Mind]: wait

...

V: Well! Uh! No horror! So no idea-

N: Heh heh V...

V: OH! You're ticklish?

V: You get so happy, yet you barely laugh so loud?

N: Ha hee hee tee hee

Tessa: Uh [oh]...

J: Guys, shush! You'll bother [corporate]!

V: No. Nom Nom Nom

N: NOHO STAHAP TEEHEE!!

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md-tickle-stuff · 1 year

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Thought I'd share this with you.

Artist is @ absolute_drone on Twitter

https://twitter.com/absolute_drone/status/1645894708789673985?t=Q8fTqQqpwBL_KwCPKkrVKw&s=19

ITS SO CUTE!!

#murder drones #murder drones tickles #sfw tickles #sfw #sfw tickle community #lee #lee n #ler v #md uzi #v md #n md #serial designation v #serial designation n #cuties <33

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iburntgewater · 1 month

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Tickle hcs for MD

As a Lee: Not afraid to ask for tickles but it depends on the person

usually starts tickle fights just to lose (lol)

Wouldn’t ask J to save his life cuz well I think you know

but he still gets tickled from J sometimes

in Lee moods he likes to lay next to others so he doesn’t have to ask

but V is the only one who knows what it means

worst spot: belly sides and neck

as a ler:

he doesnt get a ler mood too much but when he does

he will chase you around saying he’s the tickle drone

teases the victim a lot

will find your most ticklish spot

as a Lee: very embarrassed about being mostly a lee like N

she also likes getting tickled

hides the fact when she’s in a Lee mood

definitely a blushy one

as accidentally Hurt N with her claws when he tickles her

worst spot: sides end of peg legs? and belly

as a ler: she’s not really a ler

as a Lee: says she hates being tickled but doesn’t mind it

she doesn’t enjoy it just she doesn’t mind it

like V she always hides her Lee moods but doesn’t a bad job

When being tickled she hides her face cuz embarrassment

worst spot: end of peg legs armpits and behind knee caps (does she have any?)

as a ler: RUTHLESS LER

mostly goes for N cuz he’s a easy target

such a teaser when it comes to tickling

finds the most ticklish spot immediately so her attack does “extra damage” as she says

balance of gentle and rough tickles

well that’s all folks

#murder drones tickles #MD hcs #Lee!N #Lee!V #Lee!J #Ler!N #Ler!J

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raw-lesbian-energy · 10 months

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If you haven't already do you have any Seraph and V tickle headcanons? If you're okay with it of course

Ooh, it's been a while since I've done some tickle headcanons. Alright, let's see what I got for ya :3

Murder Drones: V and Seraph Tickle Headcanons

(Headcanons under the cut)

Seraph:

Lee-leaning switch

Though mostly lee lmao

Due to having a glitch that causes her nerve receptors to be more sensitive, this girl is basically a walking tickle spot lmao

Worst spots include her ribs, hips, underarms, knees, and feet

Her wings are sensitive too, but specifically on the arm joint (the feathers don't have many nerve receptors in them)

She's only really comfortable being tickled by people she knows well enough

So this being N, V, or Uzi

It's mostly V who gets her tho lol

Has a very maniacal-sounding cackle laugh

She's insecure about it so if her ler compliments her laugh she will die-

Verbal teasing is also highly effective

Tenses up if she even hears the word 'tickle' and canNOT say it herself

She will take the fact she likes being tickled to the grave

Squirmy, will usually need to be held down

On the rare occasion that she is a ler, she's crafty with her methods

She'll pick up on which kind of tickling affects her lee the most (soft spidering, squeezes, harder scribbling, things like that)

She's usually pretty nice about it, will keep the teasing light and friendly

Ensures that her lee is comfy and lets up as soon as they've had enough

Very much a ler

Since she is no longer allowed to commit (as much) murder, she has taken to tickling as a new outlet

Seraph describes it as "murder without actual murder"

V adopted that phrase

She is a relentless ler and will often tickle until her target is at their limit and begging for mercy

But she's not immediately aggressive- she picks up on which methods work best and utilize them to get the best results

Her usual targets are N and Seraph

N because he won't fight back and Seraph because she likes hearing her laugh she's an easy target

Despite being a ler, however, V does have her own tickle spots

Her worst spot is her back, specifically the hatches where her wings unfurl and retract

V puts out a maniacal laugh, but her real laugh is a lot different

Her real laugh is actually very sweet and bubbly

Seraph almost dies every time she hears it bc she thinks it's just so cute

V absolutely hates her actual laugh and will kill anyone (except Seraph) who compliments it

Tbh tho Seraph is the only one who's actually heard it so no one has died lol

She'll also find any reason to tickle someone

Seraph's working too much? Wrecked

N forgot something? Wrecked

Either of them are breathing in her general direction when she's slightly annoyed? Absolutely decimated

I got a bit carried away but I hope you enjoy, anon!

#answered ask #anon #murder drones #murder drones seraph #murder drones oc #murder drones v #serial designation v #murder drones self insert #murder drones tickles #tickle headcanons #murder drones oc x canon

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hugsandchaos · 6 months

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Okay these two are just suggestions, but could we get a sequel to that Uzi, V, and J tickle fight? Like the three wreck the goofball, but the tables turn on them due to his strength?

And can we get a sequel to the tickle vines fic w/ Uzi and Doll? (We already have the prequel thanks to ✨moi✨, this could turn into a trilogy! >:D)

Again, just suggestions, you don’t have to do them :)

Of course! I’m finally done with the first one, and I’m so sorry it took me this long! I hope you still like it!

N glided around a building and gave his wings another flap to push himself higher and faster through the air. He scanned the mapped out buildings from higher and searched ahead for the long abandoned and wrecked hotel that indicated that he was near the park. Once he found it, he’d fly past it and turn slightly to the right, then continue looking for his old pod. As he continued his easy, smooth glide, N couldn’t help but mentally scold himself for his own thought process earlier before he took off. The first thought he had when he woke up a few minutes after sunset was basically him being happy that he had gotten some uninterrupted sleep for the first time in a while.

He felt a little guilty after realizing that the reason he had gotten that sleep was because he had set up a “playtime session”, as some call it, between his best friend and his friends-slash-coworkers in hopes of them getting along and left them at his old pod. N scolded himself in his mind, telling himself that he should have never thought of the fact that his friends weren’t there as a good thing. Especially when something could’ve gone wrong while he was sleeping and they might’ve actually fought the whole time. As he weaved through the city, he soon spotted the old hotel through the other tall buildings, which had a couple floors crumbled and walls slanted against the other, threatening at any minute to break and topple over. N gave his wings another flap and propelled himself over the wreckage of the building, then tucked his wings in ever so slightly to dip down towards the planet.

N gained speed quickly, but not as quickly as he would if he folded his wings in completely. He continued his descent for a few seconds before stretching them out again and flapping to transition from a head-first fall to a fast glide. He tilted his body to lean a little to the right and briefly pulled the outer edge of his right wing in to position himself to face the far right corner of the park, where his old pod had crashed. Freshly fallen snow from earlier was knocked off of long dead trees and signs as N flew over them. Given his speed, it didn’t take long to cross over the park and find his old pod. When he decided he was close enough, he turned his body to put his legs under him and tucked his wings into their hatches. N allowed gravity to do its job and landed on his feet with no problem. The impact hardly fazed him, it just let him know he had landed correctly. Looking up at the old pod that he landed in, he immediately noticed that something was off.

His friends had the light on when he brought them there and then left. Looking at the windows, he could see pretty clearly that they were off. N glanced down at the entrance a few meters away from him. There were footprints running around the pod, but they easily circled back inside, as if they had run around it for some reason. Did something bad happen? N opened his mouth, letting that creepy smile take hold of his face, and inhaled. He couldn’t smell any oil coming from inside, so that meant no injuries or anything. Nothing seemed to actually be wrong, but why were the lights off? He closed his mouth and decided to head inside to investigate, moving slowly and quietly just incase.

N moved across the snow silently. No crunch of ice or snow under his feet were heard, thanks to his training making silent movement almost a habit of his. He slowly climbed the slanted platform up to the entrance and grabbed onto the cold door handle. The ice that had formed from the lack of warm contact was already beginning to melt against his hand, but he didn’t care about his hand getting a little wet. He waited a few more seconds, listening for anything coming from inside, but he couldn’t hear much aside from the heaters obviously working. N quickly swung the door open and stepped inside. He couldn’t see V, J, or Uzi, which added to his growing fear that they had been attacked by something. Or rather, someone. His eyes scanned over the room in front of him again as he stepped further inside. Once N passed through the door completely, it suddenly slammed shut behind him. He swiftly turned around and was about to change his hands to claws, expecting the worst, but someone he didn’t notice before tackled him from behind and pinned him down before he could fully turn around. The lights were turned on as he fell down.

“I got him!” V said triumphantly. N looked up to see Uzi standing by the light switch and grinning. It was that grin she had whenever she was about to do something she probably shouldn’t, something mischievous, and it was aimed at him. N pulled his arms in front of him and was about to get up and question what was happening, but Uzi quickly knelt down and grabbed both his arms. The pressure and grip she had on his wrists were no doubt pointing to the increasing chance that something was about to happen.”I got his arms!” Uzi declared. He noticed J behind and above Uzi, using her arms and legs to keep herself suspended above the door. She let go and landed with a light thud.”Good. He’s pretty strong, so be careful while you keep him down.” She instructed as she walked past them. N wasn’t as anxious anymore, but he was definitely still a little nervous and confused. V was still on his back, probably to try to weigh him down, and her arms were stuck underneath him since Uzi kept his arm outstretched and was trying to prevent him from getting up. The burning question was finally answered when he felt V’s fingers scrunch up against his sides.

N’s eyes widened and he instinctively bit his lip from the inside to keep himself from making a sound and also focused on not letting his tail wag. V relaxed and scrunched up her fingers again and N couldn’t help but smile as she slowly continued. He lightly tugged on his arms, but Uzi kept him there and refused to let go. He lowered his head and began snickering as the tickling continued.”Aw, you’re not going to laugh?” V asked, faking disappointment. N shook his head and kept trying to keep his mouth shut, lightly kicking his legs. He heard J from behind him, back where his legs were.”I’ll help.” She said. N quickly tried to pull his legs closer to himself so she hopefully couldn’t grab them, but he already felt her tail wrap around his legs and hold them together. She began scratching underneath his knees, which combined with his other friend already going at his sides, finally got him to start laughing.”Pfft- hehehehehe... hahahahahahaha!”

“Now we’re getting somewhere!” Uzi said. N didn’t really put up much of a fight, half because he was worried about accidentally hitting them if he yanked out of their grip, and half because he was enjoying himself a little. He probably wouldn’t admit it out loud, though, since he was a little embarrassed about it. V began to work one of her hands towards his belly, but couldn’t reach it.”Can we roll him over? I can’t reach his belly.” V asked. Almost in unison, they moved. Uzi moved to the left of N while keeping her grip on his arms, adjusting her hands to keep it. V got off his back and knelt next to him. She placed her hands against his left side and began to gently push him. J followed their lead and kept her tail wrapped around his legs, loosening her grip until he was pushed onto his back and then tightening her grip back to before. This time, she forced his legs closer to himself so he’d have to move his legs to an upside down V position.”Wahahait, I don’t know what’s going on, but— Wahahahahait!!” N fell back into laughter when V and J both continued tickle him. V was now using one hand to scribble over his belly and the other to lightly squeeze and poke at one of his sides.”Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahahaha!! Whahahat’s gohoing ohohohon?! Hahahaha!!” N asked through his laughter.

J continued scratching under his knees, which made him lightly tug on his legs out of reflex. J’s tail kept him in place. Uzi moved a little closer and hooked one of her arms so she could hold both of his arms with one of her own. She then used her free hand to reach down and lightly scratch at one of his underarms. N’s laughter grew louder, and if they asked, he’d probably deny his tail beginning to wag.”We had a little “fight” while you were gone and decided we’d wreck you when you get back.” Uzi explained with a mischievous grin.

Only a short while later, the three of them seemed to be getting a little bored while N cackled and laughed on the floor.“You know, I’m getting a little hungry. I want some ribs” V said. N wanted to whisper “oh no” hearing that. She’s done this before and he knew what was coming. V changed her hands to claws and began to gently pressed them against his ribcage, making his laughter grow a bit in volume.”Wahahait, not thehehehehe clahahahaws! Hehehey! IhIhI’m nohot food!” N cackled. He couldn’t help but try again to lightly tug at his arms and legs, but Uzi and J still kept him in place.”No talking, I’m trying to enjoy my meal.” V said. N shook his head at her response, still denying him being a meal.”Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Hahahaha!! Thihihis isn’t fahahahair!! IhIt’s three ahagainst one!! Hahahahaha!!” He said. J turned to him and V.

“Hey, should we let Uzi have a turn?” She asked. Uzi perked up a bit and her smile grew instantly.”Yes!” She agreed quickly. She was pretty eager to have a turn. V soon nodded in agreement.”Sure, but we should probably be quick to switch.” She said. Even though it wasn’t directed at her, J stopped scratching under N’s knees and tightened her grip just a little bit more with both of her arms. As fast as they could, V and Uzi switched places and V grabbed onto his arms. Uzi was a bit slower to get to her spot and lifted her hands and wiggled her fingers. N smiled from nervousness and anticipation as she moved closer. V and J both silently approved of her approach and waited. N let out a small laugh purely out of anticipation and his tail flicked.”Why are you laughing? I haven’t even touched you yet.” Uzi teased. N didn’t give her much of a reaction. Uzi moved ever so slowly closer, then suddenly began digging into his underarms. N burst out laughing again and his tail began wagging again.”Ahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha!!” N tugged on his arms out of reflex, but V kept his arms up and prevented him from protecting himself. The fact that he couldn’t always made it tickle a bit more. He tried leaning to one side, but Uzi focused on that side of him and he leaned the opposite way to move away.

As he cackled and occasionally tried to roll away, but kept failing, Uzi realized that they were missing something. Something from earlier. Slowly, she stopped tickling his underarms, but her grin didn’t fade. That made N nervous again.“I know what we need.” Uzi said. Before anyone asked, she lowered herself to place her face very close to his belly. J and V immediately grinned and N’s nervous smile grew wider as he realized what she was going to do. He tried to pull on his legs and arms and move away, but his friends managed to keep him from doing that.“Wait, wait, wait, wait, waAAAAAIIIIEEEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! UHUHUHUZIHIHIHI, WAHAHAIT!!!” N pulled and tugged on his limbs out of reflex, yanking his friends a bit and resulting in their grip becoming looser. His tail hitting the floor lightly as it wagged. Uzi took in another breath and blew again.

This time, J and V lost their grip on him as he trashed around. He stomped and kicked his legs against the floor and he pulled his arms down to lightly push Uzi off of him. Those quick few seconds of freedom was all he needed to scramble onto his hands and feet and leap over Uzi as J and V tried and failed to grab him again. His tail wrapped around Uzi and lifted her as he rushed outside. J and V chased after him, but they were a little too slow, and he managed to run outside and use his wings to get himself off the ground.”Alright, it’s my turn now!” N said. He was safe in the air as they couldn’t fly, and now that he had one of them, his revenge could begin. Uzi’s eyes widened and she began to wiggle around to try to escape his grip, but he moved his tail to hold her in front of him and reached out to start tickling her belly. Almost immediately, she burst out into laughter and tried to push his hands off.”Hehehehey!! Knohohohohohock ihihit ohohohohoff!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha!!” She said.

“Hmm.... Nope! This is more fun.” N said. He continued to tickle her while his tail kept a good enough grip not to drop her, but not tight enough to make her uncomfortable. Uzi continued laughing while N switched between spidering his fingers and lightly squeezing her to make her squeak. She blushed a little from embarrassment and used one hand to try to hide the small purple blush lines while using the other to push his hands away. It didn’t work and N continued the playful assault. He glanced down below and saw that J and V were gone, but as his scanners zoomed in, their footprints revealed where they went. A mischievous grin made its way onto N’s face as an idea entered his mind. This was going to be fun.

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N kept his gaze on the footprints on the ground up ahead as he glided over them. The constant howling winds made it easier for him to move silently through the air, and he was grateful for that. It just made this game of hide and seek all the more fun. As he came up to an old lamppost, he reached out for it and grabbed on. N pulled himself up with ease and was about to leap off of it to continue, but then he noticed something in the tracks that continued ahead. The ones he had been following were empty, but the ones up ahead had pieces of broken metal or were made by well-aimed snowballs. One of them had tried to throw him off.

Glancing down at the ones immediately below, he noticed a disturbance in the snow near the frozen car wreck. One that was caused by kicking. N moved slowly and used his tail to wrap around the lamppost, ready to tighten his grip and catch himself as he crawled towards the pole and began climbing down headfirst. He stopped midway down and loosened his grip on the pole while bending his legs even more like a spring. Then, he released his grip completely and leapt off the side of the pole, landing on one of the cars with enough force for some of the ice to crack. There was a quiet gasp from inside. Just as N had hoped. He jumped down and reached in the door, just barely grabbing V’s legs. He managed to grab one, and then the other when she tried to kick free from him. He hooked both of them under one of his arms as V began to panic. He turned his back to the door, preventing her from seeing when he’d start, and leaned against the car.”No, no, no! Let gohohohoho!! Nohohohohohot thehe feheheet, pleheheahase!! Hahahahaha!! Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!” She tried to pull herself away by grabbing onto the opposite door, but N kept her in place. He lightly scratched at the bottom of her legs, which weren’t exactly the same as worker drones’, but still fairly sensitive.

He continued to tickle that spot for a good few minutes until she said something through her laughter.”Hahahaha!! Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha!! IhIhIhIhI’ll tehehell you whehehere J ihihihis!!” V said. N paused, but still kept her legs in his grip. He turned his head around and gave V an expectant look. Once she caught her breath enough, she pointed outside.”She went into that building.” She said. N turned to look at the building on the other side of the road. It was an old school, which meant not too many places to hide and a lot of open space. He thought about it for a few seconds, then smiled and lightly stroked one of V’s feet, making her giggle a bit.”Thank you, but I’m not done with you just yet.” He said. Without anymore hesitation, he continued tickling her.”Hahahahaha!! Wahahahahait!! Nohohohot fahahahair!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!”

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J looked out into the nearly vacant, frozen gym room from under the bleachers and waited patiently for N to show up at any time. She had crawled under there because there was a vent right beside her that she could escape into if he came too close to her hiding spot. So far, for the last hour and a half, he hasn’t shown up. She wanted to go outside and search the school, see if it was finally safe to go back, but she knew better. N wouldn’t give up so easily. When it came to getting a task done, time was only relevant if there was a deadline in his eyes. In a game like this, he’d only give up if he had to, and the sun had only gone down so most three hours ago. He had another eleven to find her before sunrise. J had a few blankets she snatched from one of the many emergency supplies cabinets throughout the store, so she’d just have to stay hidden until then.

As she continued to scan left and right from her corner, she suddenly heard something that made her engines stop. A vent closing. J swiftly turned around and saw N standing there. He smiled and waisted no more time grabbing her and lifting her a few inches off the ground in what would be a rare, but normal hug if he wasn’t tickling her at the same time.”Hahahahaha! Puhuhuhuhut mehehehe dohown! Stohohohohop tihicklihihihing mehehehehe!” She said. N just smiled innocently. J tried to pry his arms off and use her legs to push against him, but he didn’t let go and kept up the assault.”Hahahahahahaha! Yohohohouhuhu’re in sohohoho muhuch trohohohouhuhuble!” She threatened. Usually, N would take it seriously, probably a little too seriously, and let go. When she first said that, he didn’t come near her for the rest of the night, but now he didn’t. He was going to get his revenge on her, and he knew that she wasn’t actually going to hurt him, so he continued as if she hadn’t said anything. Plus, none of what she said sounded like their safe word.”N! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!”

#murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones v #murder drones j #murder drones Uzi #murder drones Lee n #murder drones ler n #murder drones Lee v #murder drones ler v #murder drones ler j #murder drones ler Uzi #murder drones Lee Uzi #murder drones Lee j #murder drones tickles

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hugsandchaos · 7 months

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Can we get a fic where Uzi, V and J somehow get into a tickle fight?

This could be a way for them to bond along with the hangout session that N set up for the three (N forced them to) :]

Of course, I don’t mind! Sorry about the wait! I think I did pretty well with this one, so I hope you like it!

J sat next to Uzi and waited for her next words as she rummaged through the insides of the landing pod N was sent down in. For whatever reason, Uzi decided to check it out while they were supposed to be “hanging out”, but she was apparently finding some weird stuff. J didn’t know how exactly it happened, but she was apparently helping her. She had given Uzi the screwdriver that fell out of her toolbox when she accidentally knocked it over while half her body was cramped inside and Uzi started requesting other tools from her or for her to hold something for a couple seconds.

V was sitting on an old cargo chest and occasionally blowing bubbles while watching them. The only real sound was Uzi working, V’s bubbles popping, and the muffled wind outside.”...I’m bored.” V piped up. J glanced at her and waved her over. While V was slightly disappointed that it was all J could think of, she wasn’t going to pass up a chance to cuddle with her girlfriend. Never. She stood up and hopped off the cargo chest, changed her bubble wand back to a normal hand, and plopped down next to J. She leaned against her and grabbed her closest arm to put it around herself. A small yellow blush appeared on both of their screens.”Now give me affection.” V demanded.

J smiled a bit and lightly pushed V’s head to rest on her shoulder before putting her hand back down to lightly rub V’s arm. V smiled and her tail thumped ever so lightly against the metal floor.”Hey, you said that all the pods are supposed to have a sort of program that makes it return to its original location, right?” Uzi chimed in. J glanced over at her, surprised by her question. Had she actually gotten into the systems from down there?”Yes. Why do you ask?” J asked. Before Uzi could reply, J burst into giggles.”Pfft- hehehey! V! What ahahare you dohoing?” She asked, trying to stop herself from laughing as V scribbled her fingers on her side. She gave J a smug look and reached her other hand around to tickle her other side as well.”I said I wanted affection, but you stopped.” She teased. J covered her mouth with one of her hands to try to hide her growing laughter.”Ihit was fohor twohoho seheheheconds.” She said. She tried using her free hand to push V’s away, but it didn’t work since every time she managed, V would just dive back in.”That’s two seconds too many.” V said.

“Cohohome ohohohon! Pftt- hahahahahaha! Hahahaha!” J was thrown into a fit of giggles by V’s continuous assault on her both of her sides. She soon removed her hand from her mouth and instead tried to hide her face. Being ticklish was a bit of an embarrassment for her, and Uzi now knowing that the bossy murder drone is ticklish probably made it worse for her. Right now, though, she’d have to focus on getting V off of her. Without being rude or anything. In fact, she was going to give V what she wanted.”Yohohou wahahahant atehehention, huh? Hahaha! I’ll gihive yohou attehention!” J said. She shot both arms out and picked V up. She pulled her onto her lap and immediately began tickling her back, using one arm to hold her and the other to tickle her beneath her arms. V was caught off guard by this and immediately burst into giggles.”Wahahait, whahat? J! Hahahaha! Hahahahahaha! IhIhIhI’m suhupposed to behehe tihihickling yohohou!” V said. J could tell that she didn’t hate it, though. One, her tail was still wagging. Two, she wasn’t doing much to fight back or escape. J smiled. She always thought V’s laughter was one of the cutest and most beautiful things she’s ever heard, even though she had more than one laugh, if that makes sense.

“Yeah, well, you’re adorable when you laugh like this. Don’t blame me, it’s really your fault for being cute.” J said with a shrug. V blushed from the compliments. “Ihihis thihis a chahahallenge?” V asked. Before J could reply, V began to tickle her beneath the arms, which was a pretty bad spot.”Wahahahait!!” J cackled, squeezing both arms to her side, but all it did was trap V’s hands there.”Nohohoho!! Hahaha!! Stohohohohop!! Hahahahaha!!” J squirmed around and tried to get up without hurting V or anything, but it was a bit difficult. Especially with part of her mind occupied on the tickling. V’s tail continued wagging and she stuck her tongue out in a smug manner, like a silent “I win”.

Oh, V was going down.

J pushed herself forward so she could get on top of V and began tickling her back, her own tail wagging as well.”Tahahake thihihis!! Hahahahaha!!” J said through her laughter. V started laughing again when J tickled her sides, but she still tried to reach up and tickle J back. She’d have to buckle down and fall on top of her at some point, then she could find a way to win the newly established T fight.”IhIhIhIhI’m nohohot gohohoing to loose! Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!” V declared.

While those two were tickling each other, though, Uzi managed to drip out from underneath the desk. She had to move very slowly in order to avoid herself from being noticed. A small part of her was pretty curious to see who would win, but a bigger part was telling her to escape before it was too late. So, despite her mischievous side being happy she found a way to potentially come out on top if she ever got into a play fight with them and wanting to learn all their weak points, Uzi began putting her tools back into her bag so she could sneak out.

As soon as she managed to zip her backpack up without making much sound, Uzi heard a very light thud and turned to see that J had fallen on top of V. J wasn’t going to give up, though. She looked at V and smirked.”Yohou shouldn’t hahahave done that.” She said. She moved down a little so her head was above V’s belly. The horrified realization was clear as day on V’s face as she tried to prop herself up with her hands.”Wait!!! Wait a minute, don’t!!” V pleaded. When she managed to push herself up to get away, J took advantage of it and wrapped her arms around V’s waist. She took in a deep breath, pressed her face against V’s belly, and blew.

V threw her head back and her arms gave out.”AIIIIEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHOHO!!!” V laughed loudly and squirmed around uncontrollably. Unfortunately for her, J wasn’t going to get off, stop, or let go until she won.”HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAhahaha!! Uhuhuzi, heAHAHAHAHAHAHALP!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” V pleaded.

When she calmed down enough from the second raspberry, she looked over to where Uzi should be, but was surprised to see that she was gone.”Uzi?! Whehehehere’d yohou goHOHOHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! J!! STOHOHOHOHOP!!!” V said. J, who was previously focused on torturing her girlfriend’s belly, heard the seriousness V managed to push into her tone and stopped. She looked up and immediately found Uzi standing at the door, trying to walk silently even though she was wearing boots.”Where are you going?” J asked.

Uzi tensed up a bit and turned around, looking a little nervous for a second before she changed her expression to the best fake seriousness she could muster.”Just going outside. I want to see if I can get a look at the systems from the outside.” She said. A small digital bead of sweat appeared and disappeared from her screen in only a few seconds. Both murder drones glanced at each other, then got up and began creeping towards her. Uzi’s eyes widened a bit and she took another step towards the door, this time not really caring about how much noise she made.“I don’t think you’re telling us the truth.” J said. Uzi took another step back, now halfway outside the entryway.

“I am, though. Some of those systems are pretty far in the back, so...” Another bead of sweat appeared when she realized how close J and V were getting. They were grinning maliciously and V was stifling a mischievous giggle.”Anyways, have fun with your lovey-dovey stuff!” Uzi said before turning heel and sprinting outside. J and V immediately took off after her.“Oh no, you don’t!” V yelled. Both of them chased her around the pod, and both of them were gaining on her quickly. J was the one to catch her by wrapping her arms underneath Uzi’s arms and lifting her up off the ground, then wrapped her tail around her ankles so she’s have a harder time getting away. V slid across some nearby ice to jump and stop right in front of them. Uzi immediately began trying to use her arms to push herself out of J’s grip and began struggling to move her legs, even when she tried pulling them up and slip free.”Hey, let go!” She said. She felt her backpack being removed from her back.

“Why? N wanted us to bond a little, so we’re playing a game together.” V said. She immediately reached for her sides and began squeezing them repeatedly, and Uzi immediately shut her mouth to try to prevent herself from laughing. She shook a little with muffled laughter and squirmed around to escape, but to no avail.”Oh, a challenge? I enjoy a challenge!” V said teasingly. She began spidering her fingers to see if that’d work, and it helped a little. Uzi shook her head and bit her lip to prevent herself from laughing. She tried pushing V’s hands away, but let out a small “Oh no” when V managed to grab both of her hands with her tail and lift them up.”Hey, not fahahahair!” Uzi said. She wasn’t able to stop the giggles that had slipped through.”Hey, don’t blame us for your apparent inexperience in this situation.” J said. V raised both her hands up as if trying to intimidate Uzi with the gesture.”I think I’ll try right here.” She said, going for Uzi’s belly. Uzi burst out into laughter and tugged hard on her arms and legs.”Hehehehey!! Wahahahahait!! Whahahat dihihid I dohoho?! Hahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha!!” She asked through her laughter.

“You didn’t do anything, you just need to participate since you were in the room when it began. And like I said, N wants us to bond, and I’m having fun. What about you, J?” V asked. J hummed thoughtfully and waited a few seconds before nodding.”Sure, this will do nicely.” She said.“Nohohohohohoho!! Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha!! Nohohot my behehelly, plehehease!!” Uzi said. V out a simple “Nah” and continued tickling her.”Hahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha!!” While Uzi was struggling to get free and mentally cursing herself for having weaker metal than the average worker drone, V glanced at J with a pretty casual expression.”You know, I’d test her feet to see how bad they are, but it’s kind of cold out here and the heater inside N’s old pod is broken. Maybe when we get back to our pod?” She suggested. Uzi shook her head at the thought, this was embarrassing enough for her.”Nohoho!!” She cackled. It seemed her answer went unheard, though.”Not a bad plan.” J said, agreeing with her idea.

“Yehehehehes ihit ihihihis!” Uzi argued. V and J both turned their attention to her and V gave her belly a light squeeze, which made her squeak and laugh.”Hush, the adults are talking.” J said. V nearly laughed at her statement and continued tickling Uzi.“Plehehehease stohohohop!! Hahahahahaha!! IhIhIhI wohohon’t mahake fuhuhuhun of yohour lovey-dohovey stuff anyhymohohore!! Hahahahaha!!” Uzi pleaded. J raised an eyebrow.

“What did I just say?” She asked.”Besides, you’re not exactly in the position to make bargains. It’s up to us wether or not we stop.” She said. V hummed.”Well, she is at a bit of an unfair disadvantage, especially if this is supposed to be a tickle fight. Even though I’m having fun, maybe we should stop... in about five minutes or so.” She said.

“Nohohoho, wahahahait!!”

Luckily, they stopped after only two minutes and let her go after that. Uzi ran a good few meters away from them once she had gotten free and glared at them both.”I hate you both.” She said. V laughed at her.”We’ll let you have a fair fight next time.” J said with a roll of her eyes.

“Why not now?” V suggested. Uzi took another step back.”Because I have a better idea!” She said quickly, not wanting to be part of another tickle fight (yet). V put a finger up on her chin briefly, then smiled. Clearly, she was still wanting to keep the tickle fight going, but she seemed open to other ideas.”Alright, I’m listening.” She said. Uzi nearly sighed in relief hearing that. Maybe she could get out of this.“What if when N gets back, we ambush him?” She suggested.

#murder drones #murder drones v #murder drones j #murder drones Uzi #murder drones Lee j #murder drones ler j #murder drones Lee v #murder drones ler v #murder drones Lee Uzi #did i do this right?

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valentine-letter · 10 months

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ler!V headcanon I just came up with: she uses those big claws she has to tickle the daylights out of N and Uzi~

You're right !! As long as she presses gently ! ^-^

#softie draws #softie asks #tickle fluff #murder drones tickles #ler!v #lee!n #lee!uzi #i stopped everything to draw this HAHA #the deed is done !!! o7

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hugsandchaos · 9 months

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@md-tickle-stuff! *holds this up like a kid’s drawing* Look what I made for you! I used some of your headcanons for it!

“Everything okay, J?” V asked. She had been watching J switch between sitting on a chair and staring at the ceiling in thought, and pacing around with frustration evident in the way she walked, for the past fifteen minutes after telling her what N had done.

J gave an exasperated sigh and sat on the chair again.“Sometimes, I really want to teach him a lesson, but I don’t want to hit him.” J said, half mumbling the last part. She didn’t really want to admit that she did in fact care about N, or that she thought he was scared of her enough, if not more. Then again, she was his new boss, and pretty intimidating and snappy sometimes, so she couldn’t exactly blame him.“What if you tickled him?” V suggested. J paused her train of thought and took a few seconds to process what her squad mate just said. Even when she did, J was still confused. She turned to look at her squad mate.“Excuse me?” She asked.

V either didn’t notice the confusion and slight irritation in her tone or didn’t care.“He’s stupid ticklish, so it shouldn’t be hard to get your point across. Poor boy’s easy to wreck.” She said.

“...Are you serious?” J asked.

“One hundred percent. The funny part is he’ll try not to fight back if you threaten to make it worse if he does.“ V replied. J stared at her dumbfounded for a few more seconds before putting a finger to her chin with a barely audible hum.

Five minutes later, J was making notes of today’s events on a tablet while sitting on one of the two chairs in the pod. She heard a knock and immediately knew who it was.”Come in.” She said. The door opened and her squad mate took a cautious step into the pod.“V told me you wanted to see me?” N asked, failing to hide the nervousness from his voice.

J glanced up from her tablet and gave him a stern glare.”I did. Take a seat.” She instructed. N didn’t exactly rush to the other chair across from her, but he did move tensely and quickly, like always. J turned her tablet off and placed it on the desk full of buttons that didn’t work. She turned back to N and held her stern gaze.“V told me what happened. A storm with 300mph winds and hail the size of manhole covers, and yet you still went outside like we wouldn’t loose a member of our squad.” She said.

“I’m sorry, boss. I didn’t think it was a big deal—“

“That’s enough, N.” J said. N immediately shut up and shrunk a bit into the chair, pulling his arms closer to his chest and lifting his legs a bit. His boss stood up, obviously angry. Angry enough to hit him.“You’ve made three mistakes during your first month here, and this was the worst one! It’s about time you learn what happens when my squad members screw up this bad.” She said in a threatening tone.

N raised his arms up to protect his head and squeezed his eyes shut, expecting to be struck or something, not feel two hands dig into his sides. His eyes shot back open and he tried to keep his grinning mouth shut to prevent any laughter from escaping, but it already tickled pretty bad.

Curse the others for getting the tougher metal! N tried to push J’s hands off, but at the same time, he was scared he’d anger her further by doing so, so he only pushed lightly.”Boss, whahat are you dohohoing?” N asked. He mentally cursed himself for letting those few giggles slip through in front of his boss and tried not to squirm.”This is what happens, N. If you try to fight back, it’ll be twice as bad.” J replied.

She continued tickling him as he resisted the urge to push her away and squirmed around in the chair.“Ahahahahaha! Bohohoss! Wahahahaihihit! Hahahahahaha!” N laughed. J obviously didn’t listen. She kept spidering her fingers up and down his sides and occasionally giving them a squeeze. Every time one of her hands went up, N would tense up just a little bit.

J waited a bit to go for the spaces underneath his arms, which made him laugh a little harder and move around a little more. It took a lot of willpower not to pin his arms against his sides and protect himself. He tried not to kick his legs either, but he did pull them up a bit. Not that it did much to help.“Hold still! Geez, you’re squirmy.” J said exasperatedly. Of course, this wasn’t too exaggerated. N was having a hard time not to squirm and was failing pretty badly, but at least he kept his hands from grabbing J’s and pushing them away.

After only a few more seconds, N’s leader seemed to get frustrated enough with his reflexive wiggling.“That’s it! V, get in here!” J called out. Their squad mate soon appeared in the doorway and took a moment to lean against it.“Need some help?” V asked. She couldn’t help but smile a bit at the scene in front of her.“He won’t stay still!” J said.

“IhIhIhI’m tryhyhyihihing!! Ihihihit tihihickles!! Hahahahahahaha!!” N laughed. V walked over and grabbed both of N’s wrists, lifting his arms above his head and leaving multiple spots open to attack. For some reason, he laughed just a tiny bit harder, as if being unable to protect himself from tickle attacks made them tickle more.“There. Oh, by the way, have you tried his belly?” V asked.

“His belly?” J asked, just to confirm. N turned around to give his squad mate a glare, but it wasn’t very intimidating with how he was still smiling and giggling a bit.“V, why?!” He asked. A smug grin appeared on V’s face as J moved her hands to N’s belly.“Boss’s orders, N. Sorry, not sorry.” She shrugged. N turned back just before the attack and immediately panicked.

“Wait, wai—AIIIIEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!” He could barely finish his word with how much he was laughing. He tugged on his arms out of reflex, but V wasn’t going to let go.”NOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!” N could barely control his urge to wiggle out of this situation and definitely couldn’t control his laughter even if he tried.

His belly was a death spot, and V knew it. She would try to tickle him there every tickle fight they had, and that’s how she’d win. Or by tackling one of his other death spots. And now J knew about it.”HAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IHIHIHI’M SOHOHOHORRY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!” N cackled. His boss ignored him and kept scribbling and spidering her fingers over his belly, occasionally digging down to make him laugh a little more.”HAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

After two more minutes, J stopped and V let go. N rolled off of the chair and curled into himself on the floor to shield his belly from further attacks. After just a few seconds, J glanced over at V.

Too far?

V shook her head and displayed a message on her own screen, getting the hint that J didn’t want to say it out loud.

Give him a minute

When N caught his breath and stood up, V glanced over at J, as if expecting her to say something.”I assume you’ve learned your lesson?” She asked.

“Yes, boss.“ N replied. J picked her tablet back up and went back to what she was working on. V wasn’t done, though. She grinned at N and lifted her hands up with a slow, stalkish step forward.”Since you already got wrecked by J, I’ll give you a five second head start.” She said.

N bolted out of there and V burst out in maniacal giggles at his reaction.

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hugsandchaos · 10 months

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@radiant-fanon-maker, I’m done!

“Okay, where did polar bears keep their money?” Lizzy asked. V ignored her and held her stern glare at the ceiling from her spot on Lizzy’s carpet. After a few minutes of silence, Lizzy finished the joke.”In the snowbank!” She said. The corner of V’s mouth twitched upwards, but quickly went back down. Her friend groaned and put her phone down on her nightstand.“Come on, V! That was a good one!” She said.

V rolled her eyes and flicked her tail against the carpet floor to subtly let some of her lingering frustration out. Lizzy moved to lay next to her and looked at her confused.”How are you still bitter about loosing Mario Kart? That thing was literally centuries old and didn’t work very well in the first place.” She asked in slight disbelief. It’s been around an hour since that happened, and even someone as irritable as Uzi got over something like that after, what, thirty minutes?

How V could still be mad about it, especially when it barely functioned enough for the game to play without lagging, Lizzy couldn’t understand.“I’m not usually the looser.” V grumbled.

Lizzy looked at her with an expression that said “Are you serious?”, which quickly changed and softened slightly. Suddenly, she sat up.“I’ve got just the thing!” She said. V ignored her claim, thinking it was another awful and definitely not funny joke, until she felt two hands lift her head and back up. She glanced over at Lizzy, who had moved closer and adjusted herself so she could place her legs under V’s back.

She grabbed one of V’s arms and began moving it so most of it would be under her legs.“What are you doing?” V asked. She gave her arm a slight tug, but Lizzy grabbed her again and placed it under her legs. She looked pretty confident for what she was about to do and reached for V’s other arm.“Something that has worked for my friends and family many times. Trust me, it’ll work.” She said, placing V’s other arm beneath her legs. In this position, V’s upper body was in Lizzy’s lap and lifted up a bit, except for her head, which she needed to hold up if she wanted to see what was happening.

Lizzy turned around and reached up onto her bed for a pillow. She grabbed the closest one, a fuzzy pink one, and placed it under V’s head so it would be leveled a bit.“There. Comfy?” She asked. V nodded, but she couldn’t help but feel a little nervous about both her arms basically being trapped. True, Lizzy would never hurt her, but was it really necessary for her arms to be held down like this?“Good. Now just relax.” Lizzy said.

Yeah, what was V thinking? There’s definitely bound to be some sort of cultural difference or something that would look weird that worker drones do that is actually really nice. Maybe this was one of them. V closed her eyes and decided to let L do whatever she was going to do. Besides, the pillow was very soft, so she paid no mind to the slight weight on her belly.

That was a mistake.

V’s eyes shot open and she looked at Lizzy, who had taken advantage of her position and started tickling her belly.”Hehehehey!! Lihihihizzyhyhy!! Hahahahahahaha!!” She tried to pull her arms up to protect herself, but she couldn’t. They were stuck, and it was all part of Lizzy’s plan. She had been tricked.”Hahahahaha!! Stohohohohop!! Yohohou trahahahaitor!! Hahahahahaha!!” V said. Lizzy lifted one of her hands and placed a finger on her chin.”Hmm, no.~” She said in a teasingly manner. She gave V a smug grin and continued using both hands to tickle her.”Wanna hear a joke instead?” She asked.

“Nohohoho!!” V laughed. Lizzy gave her sides a quick squeeze as a way of saying “excuse me?” and resumed attacking her belly with tickles.”Too bad! Why was six afraid of seven?” Lizzy asked.

“Whyhyhyhy?” V asked through her laughing. She tried again to pull her arms out from underneath, but Lizzy pushed her legs down to keep them underneath.“Because seven eight nine!” Lizzy replied. V’s laughter picked up a bit hearing the punchline.

It was a pretty good joke, but at the same time, it was bad. So bad that it worked.“Hahahaha!! That’s awfuhuhul!!” V laughed. Lizzy gasped dramatically and put on a fake expression of irritation. She slowed the tickling down to where V was only giggling a bit.“How dare you! I’m being a good friend trying to cheer you up, and you have the nerve to say that these jokes are terrible?!” She said in a mocking tone. V couldn’t help but giggle more at her silly antics, until she lowered her head down to her belly and grinned.

V immediately knew what she was doing and tried to wiggle free, but she couldn’t. Lizzy took in a deep breath and V knew she was done for.“Lizzy, don’t you dare.” V warned. Her friend ignored her and blew a raspberry on her belly.

V broke out laughing and started kicking her legs against the carpet.”AHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” She laughed hard and thumped her tail against the carpet floor. Lizzy blew another and V threw her head back against the pillow supporting her.“Now that you know what happens, no more insulting my jokes.” Lizzy said.

“Ihihihi meheheant bahahad in a goohoohood waHAHAHAHAY!!! NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” V immediately regretted trying to explain. Lizzy probably already knew anyways and was just using it as a way to blow a raspberry again.“Now. What do you call a big pile of cats?” Lizzy asked. V tried to shrug, but she barely managed to move.”A meow-tain!” Her friend said. V’s laughter picked up again and Lizzy smiled.”See? You’re feeling better!” She said.

“Behehecahahause ohohof your ahahawfuhuhul johohokes!!” V snapped back. She quickly regretted her decision when Lizzy stopped tickling her and slowly turned her head to face her.”Wait a minute, Lizzy! You know what I actually mean by that!” V said frantically. Lizzy maintained a cold face and slowly lowered her head.”Wait, wait, wait-- NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! LIHIHIZZY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” V laughed hysterically and tried to pull her arms out. Again, she failed.

Lizzy blew another one.“HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” V’s tail was practically slapping on the floor with how much it was wagging. Lizzy blew a third raspberry before stopping and giving her a moment to breathe, otherwise she might be thrown across the room in all of V’s attempts to get out.

While V had calmed down, Lizzy let her move her arms out from under her legs. She was pretty surprised that V decided not to get up and stay there as she caught her breath. She smiled smugly and crossed her arms.”Feel better?” She asked confidently. V would forever deny that she nodded, but Lizzy knew she saw it.

Bonus (I used Google Translate at the end and tried different variations):

Uzi looked at her phone to see who sent the message while she was working on the pod. She saw it was from Doll and opened it up. It was a picture of Lizzy blowing a raspberry on V’s belly, and V looked like she was trapped with her arms beneath Lizzy’s legs and loosing it. Uzi noticed the text message that was sent after it and nearly laughed at it.

На Copper Nine, рабочие дроны щекочут дронов-убийц.

Uzi put her phone back down and put her hand against her forehead.“That’s such an old joke.” She said, shaking her head.

“What’s such an old joke?” N asked. Uzi got an idea and slowly turned around. A mischievous grin made its way onto her face.

(On Copper Nine, the worker drones tickle the murder drones.)

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hugsandchaos · 11 months

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Never wrote a tickle fic before now, so it may not be very good. If you want to give any advice, let me know.

N was seated on a high support beam in a fetal position, letting his wings dangle on either side with his tail wrapped around it for safety measure. He was up in the much higher part of the spire, where they had to use a couple support beams to prevent the whole thing from falling apart. Luckily, it was more than capable of supporting his weight, so the rafters quickly became his safe space. Besides, N was the only one who could get up there.

Down below, the other two members of his squadron were play wrestling together. They did that a lot, and it was kinda fun watching to see who would win. It was usually J who won, but V certainly puts up a good fight. N didn’t really like the idea of joining in at first, but he eventually joined in and it was actually pretty fun! He didn’t use his wings much other than to give himself a little boost when dodging their attempts to tackle him since flying would put them at an unfair disadvantage, and it was only a game.

Speaking of flying, the sun was almost down, so he could go out and stretch his wings soon. Until then, N would lay down and focus on relaxing like his squad members advised him to during his first few weeks there.

Wait a minute.

N sat back up when a familiar sound processed through his audio receptors.

Were they... laughing??

N glanced down at them again and raised an eyebrow in confusion. J was holding V’s arms up above her head with her tail and poking at her sides and abdomen, which for some reason was making her laugh? N moved into a crouching position and opened his wings. He unwrapped his tail from the beam and leaned forward to glide down and investigate.

He folded his wings a bit so he’d fly down at an angle and landed on the side of the landing pod, which would’ve definitely caught the attention of J and V, but they were growing used to the sound. The first time really startled them since he moved so fast, but now they would just turn their heads, which J did as he hopped off the pod and onto the ground, folding and retracting his wings into the hatchets. V was too distracted by whatever J was doing to make her laugh the way she was to look at him. J used one hand to wave before resuming the weird poking.“Oh, hey, N! Wanna help me tickle V?” She asked.

“What’s tickling?” N asked, titling his head slightly in confusion.

(Slight POV change)

J immediately stopped, and V’s laughter soon went away. If V wasn’t also surprised by N’s question, she would’ve taken her chance to attack J back. Instead, she sat up and glanced at her boss with a mischievous smile, which she soon noticed and caught onto what she was suggesting.

Both of them stood up and looked back at their youngest squad member.“Come over here and we’ll show you.” V offered. N still seemed confused, but he nodded in agreement and began walking closer. He stepped over a few disembodied worker drone limbs, inwardly grimacing at them as he did, and failed to notice the growing evil in V’s eyes. Once he was close enough, V lunged forward and knocked him over.

She quickly moved to sit behind his head and pinned both his hands on the ground, wrapping her tail around them to make sure they were secure. J instantly jumped into action and began tickling his sides.

N’s reaction was exactly what the two were hoping for; Breaking out into laughter and trying to pull his hands down in order to shield himself.”Ahahahahaha! Wha hat’s thihihihis?!” He asked with another tug. He was strong, so V had to come up with something quick or he’d accidentally send her flying.”Ah-Ah! You’re not allowed to do that, it’s against the rules.” She lied. N stopped tugging so hard, but still tended up as if he wanted to a few times.

“Whahahat ruhules?!” He asked, trying his best to stop laughing and speak more clearly. V soon lifted one of her hands to join J and poke at his abdomen, which made him try lifting his legs to protect himself that way.”Nohohoho! Wahahait! Hahahahahaha!” J pushed his legs away and played along with V’s harmless lie.“Well, that’s pretty much the only one; Try not to escape, or things will get worse.” She briefly explained.

“Wohohohorse?!” N laughed. Neither bothered to elaborate, they were too busy testing different areas in order to map out the worst spots.

His sides got him giggling, which was good, but not exactly what they were looking for.

His belly was the same; enough to make him start laughing and want to protect himself, but again, not what they needed to find.

Under his arms got a better reaction, he almost broke the first rule.

His feet got absolutely nothing. J was confused at first, but then remembered that he has protected nerves down there to help with fast landings.

And his neck was a good place to tackle, but they were hoping to find a spot that sent him into hysterics.

In the middle of N’s attempts to not thrash around, V noticed his wing hatches when he would go to turn onto his side to protect himself, but then remember the first rule of their game. In a moment of curiosity, she moved her hand from under his arm and scratched around the hatch.

N squealed and suddenly shot up to get away, startling his squad mates and yanking his hands out of V’s grasp. Before he could stand up, J tackled him and knocked him back down, wrapping her tail around his wrists and pulling them forward to keep him down. After a few seconds, J moved a bit so V could get to the wing hatches that got the exact reaction they were looking for.

“We told you it’d get worse if you tried to escape.” J said. V proceeded to scratch just under his wing hatches while J did her best to keep him held down. Judging by the hysterical response from N, he was doing really well holding back from using too much strength to shake them off. His tail started wagging as he laughed, and his squad mates wondered if it wasn’t just the fact that they’re all playing together making it move so fast. Suddenly, his wings flew out of their hatches, but that didn’t stop V. In fact, it actually gave her the chance to see if the wings themselves were also sensitive. Spoiler alert; they definitely were.

“AAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” At this point, he was laughing so hard that J began to worry that he wouldn’t be able to form enough words to get them to stop when he’s had enough.“We have a safe word for when you’ve had enough. The safe word is “Comet”, so just say that when you want us to stop.” She instructed. N nodded and buried his face into the snow to try to hide the dimly glowing yellow lines on his face.

After only two more minutes, N finally gave up.”COHOHOHOMEHEHET!! COHOHOMET!” He said. They both stopped almost immediately and let him go. N just curled up into a ball and laid there to catch his breath. The two glanced at each other, hoping they didn’t overdo it.

When he finally stood up, he walked over to a nearby head and picked it up to drink the oil from it.“Did you have fun?” J asked jokingly. Once N drained the head of oil, he dropped it and stretched his wings as he moved anxiously towards the entrance of the spire.”Maybealittle, butIneedtogostretchmywingsnow, okaybye!” He rambled before taking off into the now dark sky.

It took the other two a moment to process what he just said, but once they did, J made a mental note of things to cheer him up with and V sprinted after him. Even though he was much faster.”GET BACK HERE, YOU TALL TWINK!!!” She shrieked.

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