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babyjeep · 1 year
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I’ve just learned about ghost marriages. Feeling many emotions at once about this.
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lonelypond · 4 years
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Au Yeah August: Cafe Quarantine, Part I
NicoMaki, Love Live, 9.1K, 1/2
Summary: Nishikino Maki is working at the Nishikino Hospital's coffeeshop to learn customer service from her boss, Yazawa Nico. Then coronavirus shuts down the coffeeshop and they decide to quarantine together in the Nishikino mansion.
Cafe Quarantine, Part I
The small 24 hour coffee shop in the lobby of Nishikino Central Hospital was silent tonight, the lights lowered for a calming, post midnight atmosphere, everything serene until a loud groan echoed throughout the lobby.
“I’m in hell.”
Sure Nishikino Maki could do math, but math with her sexy spitfire “boss” present, whose glances lingered and practically licked? Nope. Inventory attempts were failing, boxes were falling, Maki was faltering.
“Throw the binary in the trash, along with that apron you just burned a spot through.” Yazawa Nico’s voice snapped.
“What?” Maki muttered through her fingers.
“That apron’s ruined. And no binary choices, no hell, no heaven, no good, no bad, no straight…”
Maki could get into no straight.
Nico continued, being unable to read Maki’s mind or face, “no crooked, no up, no down, and…” huge inhale, “don’t even get me started on black and white.”
Maki raised her head from the facepalm pose to stare, “What the fuck?”
“No binaries. Supports the oppressors. You know…” Nico winked, “the idle rich.”
Maki huffed and pointed the scanner in a random direction, “I am not idle.”
Nico stepped up to the counter, leaning forward until the scanner connected with her chest, “One Nico Ni, number one cafinista in the universe. And that’s not where Nico’s bar code tattoo is.”
Maki’s eyebrows scrunched at the same time as her mouth opened in shock, “You have a bar code tattoo?”
Nico rolled her eyes and grabbed the scanner, “Nico likes the morning shift better.”
Maki glanced at the wall. 2:07. “It’s morning.”
Nico shook her head, “Before your parents decided you needed customer service training, Nico had the morning shift. But you can’t be trusted with actual customers yet.”
“Yes I can.”
Nico put the scanner on the counter, “I had three complaints yesterday, one of them from a woman crying after you yelled ‘make up your mind, ditzy you’.”
“I didn’t say ‘ditzy.’”
“What did you say,”
Maki frowned, trying to remember, “Make up your mind, didn’t you…”
“Nico would have failed high school hwith grammar like that.”
“She cut off my sentence.”
Nico sighed, grabbed a cupcake, pulled down her mask, and sat at a table, pointing across from her. Maki sat. “Your parents think you’ll make a better doctor if you learn some empathy and basic courtesy.”
Maki kicked the table, not disturbing Nico at all, “How does pushing addictive substances on hyper caffeinated rude and rushing zombies teach me empathy?”
“How much coffee do you drink a day?”
Maki mumbled, her arms crossed over her torso, perpendicular to Nico’s glance.
“People might be inclined to forgive some awkwarrdness,” Nico licked icing off her finger, “I mean you’re super hot, so some of them probably aren’t listening…”
“What?!?!?!?!” Maki spun, angrily facing Nico, “how is that not sexual harassment?”
“Do you want Nico to say you’re plain?”
“Discussing my appearance at all is the problem.”
Nico leaned back and closed her eyes, licking some icing off her lips. Maki grimaced. This is why she was in hell. Nico. Tossing compliments like they meant nothing while doing extremely provocative things that shouldn’t register on Maki at all, because Nico was just her annoying, very temporary boss.
“Why do my parents like you so much?” Maki whined.
Nico laughed, “You think making me supervise you, o queen of cold, means your parents like me?”
“Ha. Funny.”
“Nico is good at her job, charming, and always helpful. Maybe they want you to be more like Nico.”
“No.”
“No?”
“I don’t want to be more like Nico. I don’t want to be anything like Nico. I don’t want to be here.”
“So go home. Nico was all set to have a doctor-patient role playing session so that once you go back to college and med school you’ll be able to talk to people without freezing or flaming up…”
Maki had stalled on role playing, “You wanted to play doctor?”
“No, Nico wants to open the coolest jazz cafe in Chicago, once coronavirus gets cured.”
“I like jazz.”
Nico sighed and pulled up her mask, “So leave big tips after you…” Nico’s arms swept out in an gesture that embraced the whole of the building. Nico’s demonstrativeness was one of the things Maki liked about her, there was no mistaking what she meant. “But Nico’s break is over. Go home. It’s a slow night. Nico will see you next week.”
Maki frowned. There was a lot to inventory. But she was all fumbling and grumping and Nico’s voice had started to tighten. And Maki didn’t want Nico yelling at her like so many of the customers did.
“I get a lot of things right.”
Nico nodded.
Maki slumped. “Can’t you teach THEM empathy?”
Nico patted Maki on the head, “Nico tries.”
###
Back on Monday. Nico had Maki cleaning every spare minute. There was an entire cleaning staff, with teams specifically assigned to the cafe, but Nico hadn’t been happy with their work for weeks. So Maki was wearing the apron she’d burned, her sleeves rolled up to her elbows, and was scrubbing metal racks while Nico flirted with customers. Amazing how much charm Nico could glow with in even 30 seconds of interaction. No one seemed to mind the slowness and the six foot gaps when Nico was the goal. Maki grumbled as she scrubbed. Med school was going to be easy after Yazawa school.
“Hey, Maki.” Nico called out. Maki spun. Nico pointed to the nose region of her mask. Maki breathed out and she felt fabric shifting. Hers was slipping. Damn. She put the rack down to dry and adjusted her mask. The behind the ears got painful so she’d found a style with a toggle and had her parents order them for the cafe. Nico had insisted they say “SMILE.”
“Hi, Dr. Nishikino!” Nico said brightly.
Maki turned to see her father walking in. He deliberately locked the door behind him. Maki could tell he was worried.
“What’s wrong, Papa?”
“The cleaners who work in here have tested positive. We’re going to close it for a week of deep cleaning. And all the employees need to self quarantine. We’ll also offer testing.”
“Ha!” Nico snorted, “Nico told you it wasn’t clean enough.”
“Is that really what matters?” Maki’s thoughts had started to race through had she had any symptoms, had Nico been almost coughing, was either of them running a fever.
“No, what really matters is that Nico might have taken the virus home to her siblings. And my mom. That would be bad...so bad...Nico’s going to have to stay away...and…Cocoro will have to cook and...Nico’s place is so tiny....”
Maki's suggestion was quick. “Stay at our house. We have extra rooms. I’m as likely to have been exposed as you.”
“So we give each other more germs?”
“All the space will help. Masks will cut down transmission possibilities. As will surface cleaning. And opening windows for ventilation.” Dr. Nishikino said, “As long as you both stay asymptomatic….although your mother and I aren’t really there much, Maki.”
“I know.”
Nico was surprised by the down note in Maki’s voice, but D. Nishikino just nodded as if it were a familiar one.
Nico was pacing, talking to herself, “Cocoro can cook a few things, Mama will be okay, if Nico thinks quarantining might be trouble, Cocoa will be so bad at it...uuugggh” Nico stomped, “Okay, but Nico cooks.”
“Sure.” Maki brightened at that demand.
“Good. That’s settled.” Dr. Nishikino pulled out his phone, “I’ll have the car drive you there and if you text me a list of food you need, I’ll have it delivered. And if you develop any symptoms, let me know at once.”
“Thanks, Papa.”
He smiled as he unlocked the door, “Just be careful, girls. I’ll call you, Maki.”
Maki waved. Nico was still pacing.
“What am I going to tell the kids…”
###
Maki heard a muttered “I’m in hell” and spun to be greeted by a Nico sparkle smile and the gesture.
“Nico Nico Nice place. Suits Nico.” Nico closed the door behind her. “Where does Nico stash her stuff?” Nico bounced her custom camo pink messenger bag on her hip.
“Um…” Maki hadn’t really been thinking about practical things. She’d spent the car ride over trying not to kick anything or fidget too much. No conversation. Anything she thought about saying involved the coronovirus survival percentages her parents had recently been obsessed with so she just hummed. Nico always had something to say, at least for the three months Maki had been working with her. Yes, for Christmas this year, Maki’s parents had decided to give her a demon boss while she took a sabbatical to decide on her degree path.
“It’d probably be easier if we were on a different floor than my parents, if we actually have it. Better for isolation.”
“Nico just needs wifi, her laptop, phone, and a Bluetooth speaker system. And your kitchen.”
Maki’s phone pinged, her father answering that where to sleep question.
P: Your mother and I are going to stay in a hotel suite near the hospital for a couple of weeks at least. We need to plan for a surge. The staff will be in to clean three times a day.
Maki sighed. “They’re going to stay near the hospital. They think there’ll be a surge. So you can just take the room down the hall from mine.”
“Thanks.” Nico sounded subdued, it was odd to hear her like that. “Is it really bad?”
“Well, you’ve been following the news, right?”
Nico shrugged, “A little. I know China and Italy are bad.”
“My parents have to plan for the worst case scenario so they’ve been paying careful attention.” Maki sighed, and turned into the media room, “Me being exposed…”
“Parents get extra worried.” Nico tossed her bag on an empty chair and stretched out her legs.
It was a much more complicated situation than that, Maki knew, with her father probably recalculating everything if the virus had gotten as close to their relatively safe social bubble as Maki. But Nico sounded sympathetic so Maki didn’t correct her.
“What are you making me for breakfast?” Maki
“A nap.” Nico stretched back with a huge yawn.
Maki laughed, “Good idea.”
“Always listen to Nico.”
“Can’t commit to that.”
“You will.”
“C’mon.” Maki grabbed Nico’s bag, “Let’s head upstairs.”
###
10 a.m. Four hours was a pretty decent nap. And nowhere to go for a couple of weeks. Maki grinned. Lots of time for piano. And whomping Rin in MarioKart. Thank you, online gaming. Was Nico awake yet? Maki glanced, the door to the room she’d given Nico was closed so no clue there. Maki could at least start coffee. There’d been donuts on the list so that was a breakfast start if the driver had come back.
Singing and talking were coming from the kitchen, as well as other noises. Maki stopped in the doorway, watching Nico chop and dance along the length of the counter as she carried on a conversation.
“So the rude smart doctor needs you to teach her how to cook?” A young voice sounded confused.
“That’s right. Dr. Maki can’t cope without Nico.”
“What happened to the last chef?”
Nico stepped back, arms crossed, and tilted her head toward the phone. Maki couldn’t see her expression, “Nico doesn’t ask.”
“Smart thinking, sis. This way the Nishikinos won’t make you disappear.”
“You got it.” Nico waved a cleaver at her phone. Maki assumed there was a “Nico has everything under control” wink involved. Then what the other voice had said actually registered.
“We’re not some kind of crime family. We own a hospital. It’s been in the family for more than a century. We save lives.”
Nico jumped, the knife falling to the counter, “Maki!”
“Hi, Dr. Maki. Nico’s going to fix you. You’re so lucky.”
Maki came up behind Nico and glanced down, a miniature Nico was smiling up at her and waving
“Hello.”
“Maki, this is my sister Cocoro. Cocoro, Nico has to finish Maki’s breakfast.”
“Don’t let her yell at you, Sis.”
“Nico’s got this. Don’t worry. Talk to you soon.” Nico closed out the call and spun to confront Maki. “Hey, it’s rude to eavesdrop.”
“I didn’t know I was walking into a call.”
Nico leaned back against the counter, “Well, if you walk into another call, don’t mention quarantine. I don’t want to worry my siblings.”
“But…”
“No buts.” Nico didn’t even let Maki finish her thought, let alone her sentence, “I told Mama, she’s going to keep them mostly at home, Nico didn't visit last weekend, it’s Spring break anyway, everything will be fine.”
Maki waited.
“So if you talk to my siblings, Nico is teaching you to cook.”
“What if…”
“We are not getting sick.” Nico turned and picked up the knife, pointing to a pile of minced white chunks, “Garlic, your new best friend. Every meal.”
Maki scratched her neck, “Shouldn’t you actually teach me to cook. Just in case…”
“Yeah…” Nico’s face jumped through all the phases of thoughtful, “Cocoro might quiz you. Okay, Nico will come up with a few simple things...I’m assuming by your inability to properly warm up cookies, you have no kitchen skills.”
Nico remembered every little incident, even from Maki’s very first week, when she’d been on the afternoon shift, the line of customers had gone out the door and everything she touched had shattered, imploded, or sprayed whipped cream over Nico’s apron. “The oven was broken.”
“Nico was almost broken, trying to cope with Maki’s trail of destruction, like Tokyo after…”
“Please don’t.” Maki raised a hand, interrupting what she was sure was a Godzilla reference. While definitely a Godzilla fan, Maki was not awake enough for a pre breakfast recanting of her inabilities. “What are you making?”
“Omurice, although no leftovers so instant rice. Do you want hot sauce?”
“Anything tomato will do.”
“Good. Nico doesn’t like spicy so this way we can share.” Nico grabbed a nearby bowl and whisked the eggs. “What do your parents eat?”
Maki shrugged, “Fast things. Breakfast sandwiches. They’re usually gone when I wake up.”
“Well sure, you work the night shift. You probably go home and go right to bed like Nico, then see people when you wake up.”
Maki opened the refrigerator, not replying to Nico. Fresh squeezed orange juice. She took the carafe out, “Want juice?”
“Yes. And you can set out plates wherever you want to eat.”
“Okay.”
“Nico will find you.”
Maki perched on a stool, pouring juice into two glasses, “Here’s fine.”
Nico glanced over her shoulder, “Makes it easy. Nico doesn’t have to look.”
“So do you see your siblings often?”
“Spend weekends there sometimes. Nico’s not dating anyone so…” Nico wiggled the spatula to the right, Maki not able to read her expression.
“Me neither.”
Nico whistled and waved the spatula to encompass the kitchen, “Somebody’s missing out.”
“Kitchens are usually a third date thing.”
Nico laughed, “Morning after, right?”
Maki considered, realized, and blushed…”no, uh….I didn’t mean that...three’s just a number I picked...I didn’t….”
“Calm down, Maki. Nico is teasing, makes the food taste better.”
“Doesn’t.” Maki muttered, still blushing.
WIth a flourish, Nico flipped the omelette on the platter and spun, presenting it with a wink and a sparkle, “Taste it and see.”
Nico had expected more enthusiasm. Maki was spinning her fork and almost pushing the omlettle.
“Something wrong?”
“You shouldn’t call me Dr. Maki.”
“But you’re going to be a doctor, right.”
“I guess.”
“So what’s the problem. Cocoro’s not going to ask you to take out her appendix.”
Maki stabbed the food, her stubborn glance confronting Nico’s curious one, “”Doctor is a title you earn.”
“You’re smart, you’ll get there.”
“That isn’t the…” Frustration darkened Maki’s eyes as she shook herself and ate a forkful of breakfast. “Thanks. This is…” She paused, swallowed, and took an ever quickening series of bites, “amazing.”
“Nico is number one at everything she does.”
Maki hoped that wasn’t true about catching novel coronaviruses.
###
Maki and Nico were in the music room. Nico had poked her head in there and insisted Maki play some jazz records on the cabinet sized record player. Looked retro, but all the best tech. Maki had opened the windows for ventilation and Nico was lounging on a chaise, singing along with Carla Cook. Maki had chosen the piano bench, but not to play. She faced Nico, not the keyboard.
“So why a jazz club?”
Nico tapped her fingers along with the beat, humming, then swung into her answer, “Nico decides things, NO AUDITIONS, classy, good story for Nico to sell, rich people like jazz and will buy expensive things, Chicago native, hint of blues...Nico’s a people person, the best cook you’ll meet, and the number one ‘interpreter of a lyric.” Nico feels what the audience feels…”
“Didn’t they say that about Carmen Macrae?”
“Dee Dee Bridgewater, Ella Fitzgerald, probably Sinatra, if you like that type,” Nico paused to glance at Maki who raised an eyebrow, “Sarah Vaughn, Meloney Collins, Diana Krall, Nancy Wil...”
“Okay, I got it. Nico knows jazz.”
“Nico knows singers.”
“So how’d you end up managing my parents’ coffeeshop?”
Nico sat up, “It’s a good gig. Nico’s saving lots of money. Always make the bonuses. Well,” And Nico glared, “at least until nepotism kicked Nico out of ‘exceeded expectations’.”
“Surely my parents aren’t blaming you for my…”
“Nah, nah, don’t worry. Nico’s a master negotiator. Your dad’s promised to help me when I’m ready to step out on my own. I’m learning a lot about running a business, inventory, managing difficult employees.”
Maki ignored the tweak. “If it’s your jazz cafe and you’re planning to perform, wouldn’t you hire people for the practical things?”
“If you can’t do it yourself, how are you going to hire the right person?”
“So do you get any practice performing?”
“Open mic nights mostly, weekly TWIG lives. Nico was pretty serious in college, sang with a concert band, chorus in a few musicals, helped out a jazz trio a few times, but they broke up when the drummer took a studio musician gig in LA.”
Maki was watching as Nico’s eyes sparkled, obviously remembering some of her experiences onstage.
“We had to play through a Wisconsin blizzard one Halloween, five hours, no power, just a huge fireplace in this ski lodge until they plowed people out and got them to their buses. Nico slept for three days after that, under a HUGE pile of blankets.”
“You sang for five hours?”
Nico leaned forward, her grin the most natural Maki had seen and the most luminous, “Led singalongs for a lot of it. 90’s boy bands always a hit.”
“So not always jazz…”
Nico raised a finger to her lips, winking as she air kissed. “Shush.”
Maki forgot what her question had been.
“Oooh, this is a fun one…” Nico bounced up, “Tulip or turnip…”
“Sounds like a bad recipe.”
Nico waved Maki off with two fingers and continued to sing, “Sapphire or sawdust, champagne or just home brew, tell me tell me tell me, dreamface, what am I to you? Rosebud or rhubarb, diamond or doorknob, filet or plain beef stew, tell me tell me tell me, dreamface, what am I to you?”
Nico stopped, ruby eyes demanding a reaction from Maki, who began to feel feverish. Probably not a virus though. Just needed a little more air to move through the windows, cool things off.
“Am I Dreamface now?” Maki drawled.
Silence for too long and Maki started twirling a strand of hair by her ear, then Nico doubled over with a huge laugh that echoed, even in the open room, “Sure, Ms. Modesty, you can be Dreamface.”
“So what would you be?”
“Bankroll.” Nico echoed a word as Carla Cook continued.
“Pragmatic.”
Nico started going through albums. “So are we just going to listen to jazz for two weeks.”
“Sure.”
“That was way eager.”
“But you like jazz.” Maki left the “and I like jazz” unspoken.
“Jazz isn’t the only thing Nico likes. Nico didn’t even like jazz at first. Nico likes sunshine and movies and K-pop and K-dramas and Nintendo and talking to her friends and cooking for her family and dancing and cute girls and…”
Maki would have listed jazz, long bubble baths, taking flower photos, and staring at the stars, but that just sounded like cliched, boring please date me desperation that would be laughed off any dating app.
“Hey, Dreamface, Nico asked what you like. Besides jazz.”
“Tomatoes.”
“Tomahto.”
“Either will do.”
Nico giggled.
Maki, suddenly bold, decided to share the thought that had just thudded into her head. “Let’s make a Quarantine Cafe.”
Nico tilted her head, “Explain.”
“You sing,�� Maki turned to the piano, “I play, we stream on TWIG…”
“And Nico gets so many new fans…”
“Yeah.” Maki found her enthusiasm fading at that thought, but Nico was spinning around the room.
“This is a great space. The acoustics are amazing, Nico will find the perfect spot for lighting….don’t have the right clothes, but maybe Eli could bring my things over, yeah, we could definitely start something…”
“Eli?”
“College friend. We took dance classes together. She’s great. Her wife’s so nosy it’s in her name, but Eli’s a sweetheart. Let me text her.” Nico pulled out her phone, typing quickly.
Maki decided it was time to switch albums, no lyrics, just Ahmad Jamal and his piano.
“Eli’s in. She’ll drop a few things off when she gets off work so we can start tonight…” Nico paused, “if you want.”
Maki turned, leaning back against the cabinet, flexing her fingers. “I’ll check my schedule.”
With a laugh, Nico sat on the couch, patting the seat next to her, “Tell Nico what you like to play.”
###
“You’re a loser!” Rin shouted in headset as King Boo sped by Cat Peach.
“Just crossed the finished line, how is that a loss?”
“You had to shell me. You can’t win without shelling. You suck on turns.”
“I do fine.”
“You never brake.”
“You never beat me.”
“Play me with no shells.”
“You got it. Pick the course.” Maki flicked through screens. She and Nico had developed afternoon habits. Nico would sit at one end of the media room and video chat with everyone she had ever met anywhere and Maki would be at the other end of the room, playing Switch games with Rin. Maki hadn’t heard Nico say anything for awhile though so she turned around. Nico was lying back, staring at the ceiling, rubbing her forehead. Maki whispered, “Hang on, Rin. Gotta check on something.”
“Ooohh, Maki’s scared.”
“I am not. Go get a drink. I’ll be back.”
Maki slipped her headset off her ears, and went halfway to Nico, “Nico? Were we too loud?”
“No. Nico just has a headache.”
Maki tensed, “That’s a symptom, take your temperature, are you feverish, do you need…”
Nico sat up, almost smiling, “Calm down, not a doctor, Nico is fine. I just haven’t been sleeping well.” She looked around, “This place is too big.”
“You are too tiny.”
Nico frowned, blinking slowly, her face suddenly drawn and tired, “Nico is perfect and cute and adorable and not up to teaching lessons about how not to be rude right now.”
Maki shoved her hands in the pocket of her sweatshirt, “I can race Rin some other day. Do you need something?”
Nico stood, wincing a little, her response sounded automated. “Nah, you kids are fine. Nico’s going to take a nap.”
“I’m not a kid.”
Nico just shrugged and shuffled to the door, looking smaller. Maki fought the urge to galumph after her. Knocking Nico down because of worry would have been a fail.
“If you order a pizza or something for dinner, save Nico some slices.”
"Okay.” Maki tried for cheerful and just hit loud.
Nico waved, “Win your race for Nico.”
Maki put her headset back on, “Rin?”
“Ready, loser?”
“Nico’s sick.” Maki heard the panic in her voice and hoped Nico was already up the stairs.
Rin whistled, “That’s bad, isn’t it?”
“Maybe.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Talk to Papa.”
“Good idea.”
“Yeah.”
“Text me if you need anything. Kayo-chin and I’ll drop it off.”
“Thanks, Rin.
“Don’t let the Rona getcha.”
“I’ll shell it.”
Rin’s laugh was infectious as the call cut, although Maki added undertones of nervous to hers.
### Nico had looked pale when she’d joined Maki in their #1QuarantineCafe livestreaming set up in the music room, the microphone set in front of the open windows, but as soon as Nico hit record, it was all pep and personality.
“Anybody remember the 50 Shades Of Grey soundtrack?” Nico asked the audience. “So many songs that deserved a better movie.”
True. Maki thought.
“Nico’s going to sing two for you tonight, that Maki and I worked super hard on. So forget Sinatra and Annie Lennox, and definitely forget Mr. Grey and let Nico enthrall you.”
Maki snorted. Nico had been having fun at breakfast running through all the synonyms for magic, but vetoed Maki’s “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered” suggestion, which is how they got on to songs better than the play they’re written for, which is how they got to soundtracks and Fifty Shades of Grey” since Nico also vetoed the Madonna songs from Dick Tracy. And Nico would have totally killed “Sooner Or Later.” Maybe another night.
Maki must have heard her cue and started playing automatically because when she came out of her segue, Nico was halfway through.
“I put a spell on you Because you're mine You're mine
I love ya I love you I love you I love you anyhow And I don't care If you don't want me I'm yours right now
You hear me I put a spell on you Because you're mine”
And then Nico was leaning on the piano. And Maki made the mistake of making eye contact and froze. Nico’s face was layers of expressions, masks sliding on and off one after the other, over a foundation of pale, amused, tired. Mischievous flamed to flirty, flashed to fathomless, smooth sped into spellbinding, charisma crashed through charm, and then curious connected and Maki could speak, stretching her arms across the keyboard.
“Nope. Piano. Mine.”
Nico chuckled, “Not really what Nico was aiming for, goof.” Then the aggressive charm flipped back on for their audience, “And now that we have Maki’s attention again, we’ll give you another track, one so many famous people have done, but Nico will do it better.” As Nico headed back to “center stage,” she tossed a smirk back at Maki, “try not to get so distracted. Nico can give you a private show later.”
Maki blushed and focused on the keys, the frisson down her back making her want to actually bolt. What she really had to concentrate on was NOT listening to the lyrics.
"Those fingers in my hair That sly come-hither stare That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft And I've got no defense for it The heat is too intense for it What good would common sense for it do?"
"Yeah, that." Maki thought.
###
Nico crashed on the couch as song as she turned off the video.
“Nico?” Maki put the fallboard in place.
“Nico’s fine.”
“Don’t believe you.”
“Did Nico teach you how to make tea yet?”
“I already knew how to.”
“Make Nico tea. Something…”
“I’ll make you the tea I make when I’m getting a cold.”
“Works for Nico, if you don’t get the colds. Is it tasty?”
“Little minty. Kinda bitter.”
Nico clucked. “Bring Nico a cookie too.”
“Okay.”
Time to text Papa. Maki wondered if their tests had come back yet. Surely Papa would have said. Nico had worked all weekend so more potential exposure. Hydration. Maki would bring water. And check Nico for a fever and…
Maki shook herself and sat at the kitchen table, head in hands. What if Nico wasn’t all right?
###
Nico was napping. She'd been keeping to her room. Maki had called Rin, who had jumped at a chance to kick around a soccer ball in the backyard. No hands, masks, no tackling, but at least Maki would be out in the sun instead of waiting for Nico to wake up or her father to call. And then he walked into the backyard.
“Papa.”
“Hey, Dr. Nishikino!” Rin waved and started to juggle the soccer ball.
“Hi Rin. Good to see you being careful.”
Rin saluted, losing her rhythm and chasing after the ball.
“So, positive test, right.” Maki reached down and pulled up her sock.
“Nico, yes; you, no. We should move her to the guest house.”
Maki had already had this conversation in her head, “No. She’ll be lonely. She already misses her family. I’ll be careful, Papa.”
“Has she been wearing a mask?”
“Yes.”
“Is her family quarantining?”
Maki nodded, “But Nico was too busy last weekend to see them anyway.”
“That’s good.”
“Yeah.”
“Has she contacted everyone she interacted with?”
Maki was tired of all these practical questions, like Nico was some impersonal puzzle, “Yes, Papa. We did everything on your list.”
Maki’s father raised his hands, “I’m sure you did, Maki. I just want to keep as many people as possible safe.”
“So do we.”
A long pause, “How is Nico?”
Maki kicked her heel into the grass, “Headachy, tired, feverish sometimes, doesn’t want to eat, no cough.”
“Good. We’ll hope it’s a minor case. But make sure she stays isolated. She should see a turnaround in the next few days. If she doesn’t...”
Maki didn’t want to talk about that. Of course Nico was going to get better. “How’s Mama?”
“Busy, lots of meetings. Making me listen to operas.”
“Rossini?”
“Wagner.”
“Oh.” Everyone was worried, Maki thought.
“We’re proud of you. You’re staying calm.”
He hadn’t seen her up all night, pacing in the hallway, frantically trying not to open Nico’s door to check for breathing or suddenly wide awake wondering if the slight scratch in her own throat was going to lead to endless, racking coughing,
“You always do.”
“It’s what doctors need to do, especially in situations like this. So we can help people.”
Maki nodded, and waved to Rin, who was waiting for a cue and kicked the ball in her direction.
Dr. Nishikino recognized he’d lost his daughter’s attention, “Well, I have to get back to the hospital. Give Nico my best. We reassigned those cleaners outside the hospital. I should have taken her complaints more seriously.”
“Give Nico my best.” After suggesting Nico move to the guest house. And ignoring her concerns about the cleaners. If he’d actually listened, Nico might not be sick. Nico who had this irresistible energy, a spark that made Maki almost cheerful to be spending hours working in her company, was now a Nico who dragged herself from bedroom to kitchen or media room. And crying. Nico shouldn’t be crying. Nico shouldn’t be sick. Maki shouldn’t be feeling this worried, this useless. But instead of accelerating her medical training, to feel less useless, she just wanted to spend more time playing piano for Nico, to make Nico smile, like Nico wanted to make their audience smile.
“Talk to you tonight. 9 o’clock.”
“Yes, Papa.”
He left with a wave, and Maki flumped into one of the lounge chairs, Rin flumping next to her.
“So…”
“Nico’s got it.”
“You’re fine?”
“So far.”
“Did he want to take you off somewhere?”
“Wanted to put Nico in the guest house. He knows I won’t leave the piano.”
“You said no.”
“I said no.”
“That’s nice.”
“She misses her family. She was crying yesterday. I didn’t know what to do.”
“Hug her.”
Maki turned to look at Rin. “Don’t be stupid.”
“Oh.”
“Yes, oh.” Maki threw her hands out, “And I’m useless.”
“You’re here.” Rin reached out a hand and squeezed Maki’s bicep, “It matters, Maki. You know it does.”
“Thanks.”
“We forgot to bring out drinks.”
“You forgot to bring out drinks.”
“It’s your house.”
“You want a serving of Rona?” Maki teased.
“Ha! I’ll out run it.”
“You outrun everything.”
“But Kayo-chin.”
“Smart.”
“Yeah, I’m trying to get her to do 5Ks but she won’t.”
“Don’t blame her.” Maki was starting to get cold, even in her hoodie. March wasn’t really outdoor weather, but she was enjoying just hanging out with Rin.
And then Rin did the Rin thing.
“So you going to tell Nico about your crush on your hot boss?”
Maki slapped at Rin. Rin giggled.
###
“Fever.” Nico grumped, her mask covering most of her face. She sat at the kitchen table. The windows were open and Maki was staying more than 10 feet away.
“Tea?”
“Yeah. The elderberry stuff?” Nico asked.
Maki glanced at the box, “That and a bunch of other stuff.” “Put in a little honey.” Doorbell rang. Maki left the electric kettle to do its job and went to answer. No one there, but a big box. Addressed to Nico. With hearts and bunnies scrawled in marker everywhere. Maki took it to the kitchen. Nico had pouring her own tea. “Better leave before I pull down the mask and drink.”
“Yeah.” Maki put the box on the table. “It’s for you.”
“Really!” Nico spun with a smile, then winced, “ah, maybe Nico needs to take things slower.”
Maki took the step back from where she’d reached out to catch Nico.
“Looks like someone had fun decorating the box.” “Oh, that would be all of them. Hey, wash your hands after touching this. If you’re going to catch the coronovirus, catch it from Nico, not being careless.” “Is that supposed to cheer me up?”
Nico shrugged, cutting the box open with her tea spoon. Maki washed her hands, watching Nico, who was giggling and happy as she pulled out containers and cards. “Nico’s favorite cookies, thanks Mama. And Cocoro made Nico some muffins for breakfast. Cocoa probably put extra berries in them...and what’s this…” Nico pulled out a large card, “This is for you, Maki.” She slid it across the table. Maki saw her name on it and lots of music notes and hearts.
“They’ve been watching you play piano for Nico.”
Scrawled in children’s handwriting were “Thanks for taking care of our Sis,” “Hi,” “Don’t get sick” and more carefully written, “I hope Nico has helped you learned to cook well enough that you can survive while she gets better.” “I’m not a child.” Maki growled.
Nico snorted, “What did Cocoro say.” “Never mind.” Maki took the card, “Better have your tea.” “What are you going to do?” “Practice piano for tonight….” “And…” Nico went through the optimal handwashing sequence. “You’re not my big sister.”
Nico laughed, “Nico might manage one song tonight.”
Maki hesitated in the doorway, “You should rest.” “You’re not Nico’s doctor.”
Maki’s jaw clenched. Then she started to speak a few times, breathed out fiercely enough to flare her nostrils, and stomped away. 
###
Nico believed in theme weeks so they were still on songs better than the shows they were in. Which meant Pal Joey.
Nico managed to sing, barely getting to the end of “The Lady Is A Tramp.” It didn’t sparkle.
Maki played a very gentle “I Didn’t Know What Time It Was” as Nico snored on the couch.
Then the song was over and it was Maki alone with the camera. Twisting a curl, she glanced at Nico, but no help there. Even alone by herself, the mood was elegiac. She shook herself, flexed her fingers, and started singing the song that had been looping in her head.
"If they asked me, I could write a book
About the way you walk and whisper and look
I could write a preface on how we met
So the world would never forget
And the simple secret of the plot
Is just to tell them that I love you a lot
Then the world discovers as my book ends
How to make two lovers of friends”
Maki looked straight into the camera, raised a finger to her lips, winked, and shushed the audience.
### 
Nico was feverish and obviously sleeping through all of the day. Maki had managed to get her to sip some soup.  
So Maki had her phone out.
M: She needs to sleep. What do I do about the Café?
R: Play something.
M: What?
Hanayo frequently “eavesdropped” on their text conversations.
H: Keep the theme going. Songs better than the plays or movies they're in.  M: With what? 
R: Kayo-chin’s looking up stuff.
M: Does she want a job?
R: Looking up stuff?
M: Handling the social media.
H: \(★^∀^★)/
H: The Bodyguard. 
M: No. I was trying to talk Nico into Madonna and Dick Tracy the other day. I’ll do something from that. Right feel. I can wear my fedora.
R: We should have a double feature night. Dick Tracy and Who’s That Girl. Kayo-chin wants a mountain lion. H: Just text me the TWIG password.
R: Can you sing “always get my man” with a...straight face (∩╹□╹∩) Won’t Nico get the wrong idea.
In her head, Maki could hear Rin giggling until she couldn’t breathe.
Maki spoke as she typed, “Shut it, Rin.”
“Maki?”
Maki yelped and jumped, her phone flying out of her hand.
Nico laughed, then coughed and couldn’t stop. Maki froze, her phone lying forgotten as she stared at Nico.
Cough finally quieted, Nico grimaced, then winked at Maki, but it was a wan substitute for her usual flirting, “So what’s the verdict, Doc? Got a cure or am I gonna die?” Maki couldn’t handle the surge of anger and sadness at Nico’s question, the two huge forces that grappled on her like riptides and started to tear her in opposite directions. And the tears, why were there tears? There must be a lot of tears, Maki could feel them running down her face, sliding into the side of her nose, blurring her vision so she didn’t have to see the shock and exhaustion on Nico’s face above the mask. 
Maki ran out of the room, to her bedroom, to a pillow, to hide her face, to soak her scaredness and sorrow into something, to scream out frustration. 
###
Maki must have fallen asleep at some point. Achey too. She raised a hand to her forehead. No fever. Probably just dehydrated from all the crying. And hungry. Maki rolled out of bed. First, wash face, then change into pajamas. It was still dark out. Then grab cereal and curl up and watch She Ra until she fell asleep again. Serious plan. Don’t think about anything.
Maki stared into the refrigerator, deciding between chocolate milk and milk. The most serious question she wanted to deal with today. Chocolate, along with some super cinnamony cereal with a hint of apple. Yep. That was a breakfast win. Grabbing the milk, Maki turned to get her bowl and there was Nico in the door. Maki jumped again, the milk hit the ground, Maki’s slippers were a fashionable new chocolate brown, and Maki couldn’t hold back a whine.
“Aw c’mon. Why?”
Nico snickered, but carefully. “Does this only happen in the kitchen? Cause it’s too adorable to hide in just one room.” “Be quiet.” Maki picked up the carton, grabbed paper towels, raised them as a shield when Nico stepped forward, “I’ve got this. Why are you up anyway?” Nico breathed out, a dry, raspy sound, “Nico is too dry.”
“Oh, I’ve got a Thermos somewhere. You can take tea back to your room with you.”
Nico’s mask had sparkling strawberries not nearly as bright as her eyes scattered all over striped pink fabric, It was so very Nico. Maki’s mask was functional, hospital issue.
“Where did you get that mask?” 
“Mama sent some cute ones, along with fabric and elastic in the care package. She’s got the girls making them for the neighbors. Does Maki want Nico to make her a cute mask?”
Maki shrugged, “Maybe when you’re not exhausted.”
“Hey, Maki?” Nico's question was so quiet it amped Maki's uneasieness.  “Yeah?” Maki was making the mess a little messier, but eventually absorption would work. Physics always won, right?
“Why do you freak out whenever Nico mentions doctors?”
Maki froze. 
“Are you allergic?” Nico was trying to keep the conversation light, but Maki could tell her tiny, too frail interrogator was fading.
“Kind of.” “Maki.” A demand for more. Maki finished cleaning in a blur of motion, then stood, “My parents are glad to be medical professionals, continuing our family tradition, they love what they do, it’s all they do…” Maki tossed the sodden towels in the sink and sighed, “That’s a lot sometimes.”
“Yeah.” 
“Now I’m going to go watch cartoons and eat cereal. You should, in my I-spend-so-much-time-adjacent-to-doctors-I-know-EVERYTHING opinion, go to bed. Immediately.”
“My little brother is probably up watching cartoons.” “Cotaro is a wise man and will grow up well.” Maki declared with a nod, tucking the cereal under her arm, and picking up her bowl, spoon, and milk, stopping before she stepped into the Nico bubble they’d gotten used to keeping between them.  “May I?”
Nico stepped out the way, with as grand a flourish as she could manage, grabbing the back of a chair when her legs wobbled, but not until Maki was safely down the hall.
###
Nico was still sleeping. Day Seven of the Quarantine Cafe. Hanayo had kept insisting that finishing Nico’s theme week was important. And teasing the next one on TWIG. Maki had spent most of her afternoon, after a brief mid morning nap, arranging two of Madonna’s songs from Dick Tracy into piano arrangements. 
Now Hanayo was on a video feed arguing with her. 
“It’s about branding, Maki. Nico’s been wearing cocktail dresses, you’ve got gowns, wear one.”
Maki froze. She had propped her phone up on a shelf inside her walk in closet. “I don’t want to.”
“Pretend you’re in a movie, Maki.” Rin chirped.
“That’s a great idea, baby. Rin’s right, pretend you’re in a movie. Channel your inner Madonna.” “I don’t have an inner Madonna.” “Channel your inner Pearl.” Rin crowded next to Hanayo. “She wore a suit.” Maki twirled a curl, biting her lip, “I’ve got a tux.”
Hanayo kept pressing. “Wear a gown, like Adora, Maki. Nico will see it when she gets better, but for you it’ll just be playing dress up alone.”
A gown like Adora. Maki had a white and silver gown that she’d bought for some New Year’s Gala and hadn’t had the courage to wear. Nico was feverish, sweating through clothes and now just muttering things that made no sense whenever Maki cautiously cracked the door open to check on her so she probably wasn’t going to be awake for the livestream.
“Like a movie set, Maki.” Rin rolled away from the camera. “Like a movie set.” Maki set her shoulders, “I can do that.”
“That’s great, Maki.” “I recorded ‘Sooner Or Later” so I can just sing.” “Good.”
“Yeah, Maki, don’t think, sing. You can do it.”
“You can do it.”
“I can do it.” And that wasn’t just an empty echo of her two best friend’s confidence boosting. Maki could do it. She could see the scene in her head, just like a movie. And Nico would see it later, maybe like it a little, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad. Maki was positive about the music going well. That confidence made the thought of boldness easier.
“Sooner or later you're going to be mine
Sooner or later you're going to be fine
Baby, it's time that you face it
I always get my gal
Sooner or later you're going to decide
Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide
Baby, it's time, so why waste it in chatter?
Let's settle the matter
Baby, you're mine on a platter
I always get my gal
But if you insist, babe, the challenge delights me
The more you resist, babe, the more it excites me
And no one I've kissed, babe, ever fights me again
If you're on my list, it's just a question of when
When I get a yen, then baby, Amen
I'm counting to ten, and then
I'm going to love you like nothing you've known
I'm going to love you, and you all alone
Sooner is better than later but lover
I'll hover, I'll plan
This time I'm not only getting, I'm holding my gal”
Maki finished with a wink, said “see you tomorrow” into the lens, and reached to turn off the camera.
Nico’s voice, at a third of its normal volume, sounded behind her.
“That was…”
Maki whirled, “Why are you here?” “Is Nico under house arrest?” “Yes.” It was a shout, a panic shout, an attack of embarassment. 
“Nico is surprised you didn’t go full be gay, do crime and s and m by singing ‘Hanky Panky.” Full flaring blush, Maki reached for a throw, wrapping up, trying not to notice too obviously that Nico looked disappointed. Nico also looked gray. “You said you’d never heard of Dick Tracy.”
“Nico got bored sometime between shivering and  hallucinating and looked it up.”
“You’re hallucinating?”
Nico grimaced, “Maybe right now. It’s hard to tell.”
“No, this is real.” “Good. Because Nico likes this part.” But there was an odd tone in her voice and she suddenly leaned forward, coughing taking over and shaking her tiny frame. Maki instinctively reached out, but Nico batted away her advance, forcing out words, “Don’t get near me.”
“But you....” “Keep away.” Nico hissed, falling into a chair as the coughing continued. 
Maki opened the windows, sorry she didn’t have a mask handy.
“I’ll get a mask.” “Yeah, we need to keep spares handy.”
“I’ll be right back.”
When Maki returned, Nico was curled up in a ball.
“You’re probably shedding less virus now than before you had symptoms.” “Did your doctor parents tell you that?”
“Yes.”
“Did they tell you how long Nico was going to feel like Godzilla’s tail was on her chest?” “No.”
“You should leave.” “No.”
Nico rolled her eyes, and coughed into the couch.
“I’ll tell the staff to clean thoroughly in here.”
Nico raised her thumb, but refused to turn over. 
It wasn’t silence, was Nico...crying? “Nico?”
“Nothing tastes right.”
“It messes with your sense of smell.” Nico flipped, “DON”T BE A DOCTOR, NOW!”
The NOW echoed for a moment. Maki was briefly glad that Nico had that much air in her.
“Sorry.”
Nico turned away again, definitely crying.
“What’s wrong, Nico, what do you need are you in pain do I have to take you to the hospital should I call…” “Stop.” It was soft, but Nico meant it.
“But you’re cry…” “Nico is scared okay. This is scary. Nico wakes up at night and…” Now silence. Maki had had panic moments too, some of them triggered by the sound of Nico coughing down the hall. So she imagined the panic moments for Nico, who was actually coughing, would be worse.
“I’m sorry, Nico.” “‘S not your fault.” “You’ll be fine, Nico. You’re going to get better. I know you will.” Maki sat in the window, throw falling off her shoulders, staring at the moon.
“Thanks for letting me stay here,  Maki.” Maki smiled, “No reason for us both to be lonely and scared in two different places.” A pause, “So Nico is doing Maki a huge favor.” “Sure.” Nico’s eyes couldn’t stay focused on one spot, Maki felt like Nico was memorizing the details of her dress. “Nico always takes care of pretty ladies.” “Sounds a little pervy.”
“Shut up. Nico was paying you a compliment.”
“Compliments usually start with “Wow, Maki, you’re…”
Nico inhaled deeply and Maki held her breath, but no coughing.
“Wow, Maki, you’re a pain in Nico’s…” Maki laughed, “I’m going to heat you up some food. I’ll leave it outside the door here. Or by your room, if you want. If you have enough energy for this, you have enough to eat.” “But Maki....” “Nope. You’re eating.” “Make it sweet.” “I’ll think about it.”
###
Korean again, really loud. Maki wasn’t sure if Nico was awake or asleep. But Maki was sure that Nico was addicted to multiple Korean dramas. Nico had texted her the list when Maki got curious about why Nico had created a portal to Seoul in the Nishikino’s guest bedroom. There were half a dozen, all with very convoluted plots, mostly involving rude, spoiled, handsome, rich heirs to corporations and the women they refused to admit they were crushing on and let their mother-in-laws harass. At least most of them were hard workers, not propagating the ‘idle rich’ slander. Although, Maki did have a few distant cousins who started partying in high school and hadn’t stopped, even after children. 
She flopped on her bed and texted Rin.
M: Why does she keep watching these stupid Korean dramas with these stupid pretty boys.
R: R U jelling? M: No, I just want to know if the coronavirus damaged her brain.
R: Maki, don’t lie.
M: Rin, don’t nag.
R: Maybe her mom watches them…
M: Hadn’t thought of that.
R: Or maybe… M:  What? She wants a rich, pretty FICTIONAL Korean boy to marry her?
R: (*'Д')ノシ)゚ロ゚) M: ◔_◔
R: Or maybe…
M: (¬_¬)
R: SHE CAUGHT A REALLY SCARY DISEASE AND WANTS TO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT.
M: oh
M: She’s been crying.
M: I don’t know what to do. R: Play music for her.
M: She’s in the guest room. R: TAKE YOUR MIDI KEYBOARD AND RECORD SOMETHING.
R: ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤˋ⁻̫ˊ)—̳͟͞͞o
M: oh
R: (っ⇀⑃↼)っ
R: You got this. Don’t be scared.
M: Thanks.
M: Good night.
R: Get some sleep. I’m bringing donuts in the morning ~(=^‥^)_旦~
M: (•’╻’• ۶)۶
R: (≧ω≦)ゞ
###
The next couple of days for Maki were a blur of really random text conversations, SheRa, and music.
N: Nico’s really bored.
M: It’s 4 a.m. try sleeping.
N: 4 a.m. means coughing so Nico’s sitting up.
M: Need tea?
N: Nico’s fine. Today was better.
M: Good.
N: What do you do when you’re bored?
M: Play music, play video games, listen to music….
N: No talking to cute girls? M: At 4 in the morning, no.
N: You used to be working at 4 in the morning, like Nico.
M: So you were talking to cute girls.
N: Nico still is ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
M: Was it really a better day? N: Yes.
M: Are you really watching ALL those Korean dramas or is it just background noise?
N: Nico takes fashion notes. Want to see? M: No.
N: Nico’s watching an old one, Tomorrow’s Cantabile, to get better at piano players.
M: Tired of rich, pretty boys already?
N: Oh, Maki, Nico watches the ones where they have sexy, snarky friends who are girls.
M: So what’s Tomorrow’s Cantabile? N: Bunch of weird, music geniuses at college and one pretty boy pianist with emotional scars. You might like it. The music is beautiful. M: You never watch that one when I’m upstairs. All I hear is pop stuff.
N: Do you listen at Nico’s door?
M: Go to sleep Nico.
N: You too.
M: (-_-) zzz
N: ( ˘ ³˘)♥
 Maki woke up to Nico’s ringtone.
N: Why did you give your friend the password?
M: When people talk about “K-Pop hacker-stans” on TWIG, they mean Hanayo.
N: So she didn't really need Nico’s password ; )
M: Isn’t it our password? N: Maki wants ownership? Okay, 70-30, Nico is always the tie breaker.
M: 70-30, me. My house, my piano, my idea…
N: But Nico’s dream. And Nico’s dreamy. I bet you’re dreaming about Nico.
Well, yeah, about Nico unconscious and being swept away in a flood of donuts, coffee, and Korean zombies. Rin really deserved to be kicked for suggesting Maki learn about Korean culture by watching Train to Busan.
N: Nico can do 60-40. And let you pick the next theme.
M: We already did. 
N: Shouldn’t you have told Nico? M: You can sing?
N: Nico is better.
M: ( ¬_¬)
N: I’ve got six hours.
M: You can’t have a fever.
N: I know. What’s the theme, Maaa-ki?
M: *drumroll*
M: Coffee.
N: Jerk.
M: (⊙_◎)
N: You’re trying to get Nico back to work.
M: There’s not going to be any work to go back to for awhile. N: Your dad’s going to keep it going for the doctors. So Nico’s good.
Maki frowned. Papa hadn’t said anything about that to her. She’d have to talk to him. 
### 
6 hours, no texts, no Nico. Maki was looking at herself in the full length mirror in the closet. Tonight, she’d chosen a black dress with slashes of lilac across the torso. She’d gotten many compliments at last year’s Halloween fundraiser. She was going to skip the delicate lilac butterfly mask. Hanayo, of course, wanted to see the look. Maki told her she’d have to wait. Rin laughed.  But Maki was glad Hanayo had pushed her into dressing up. Maki adjusted where the waist sat, smiling at herself. It added an extra thrill, plus she’d seen, last night, that as tired as Nico was, she’d still been paying attention to every detail of Maki’s gown. And there had been all the text exchanges, with a new level of flirty. 
Maki inhaled. She was confident about the instrumental version of “The Coffee Song.” She liked how sprightly it was. But then the mood switch to “Black Coffee.” Hanayo had sent her texts with comments and emails 1Café Quarantine had received. People who were worried about Nico, young men and women who appreciated the mix of upbeat and melancholy, older audience members who were enjoying songs they remembered hearing, a couple of huge Dick Tracy fans who asked if Maki had seen Ishtar. There were even a few musicians who wanted to jump in on the livestream and collaborate. Nico’s dream was working, even without a physical location or selling “expensive drinks to rich people.”
Time to stream. Maybe tomorrow, she’d invite somebody in so that duets could happen again. Hanayo probably already had someone in mind. She was also working on a logo. Maki’s cheer up Nico suggestion was a snowball gathering momentum on a downhill jaunt. 
Sitting at the piano, Maki crossed her legs, straightened her posture, and smiled. Just talk to Nico. Nico will eventually watch this. Maki shivered. Wrong thought, that almost made it worse. Okay, channel that thrill, that love, that draw that music had, just let the song flow.
“Hello, welcome to tonight’s Café Quarantine.”
A/N: Well, the wife requested a coffeeshop AU this @auyeahaugust so I was thinking about how different the coffeeshop experience is now, thanks to Covid-19, and started writing this monster of a fic that just took over everything. Some liberties have been taken with isolation protocol. And the story has reached intermission, but don't worry, Nico's on the upswing.How you?
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pinksunset69-blog · 5 years
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I had such a fun class tonight. It never fails to amaze me that my job even exists in the first place??? We live in a time where kids in China get on their electronic device of choice and learn English from teachers all over the world?
I have to say, it makes me feel... content. Having an office job opened my eyes to the strange and scary world of office politics and micromanagement and how it is so, so easy to feel crushed by life when you hate what you do. Something I don’t think about often is how hard it was for me to quit. I tend to forget about that. But it was stressful and ate me up for months. I became good friends with my supervisor, people relied on me to get things done, and I was terrified of how my boss would react. I also was pretty embarrassed about not working there for a year. I thought it might make me look irresponsible, like I couldn’t hold down a job or something. Now I couldn’t give a flying fuck. Anyways, I spent so many nights questioning how I’d ever find the courage to not only hand in my two weeks, but to tell my.. friend? That happened to also be in charge of me? I convinced myself that it would be messy and I cared way too much. Story of my life, it wasn’t that deep.
I know that I could absolutely thrive with a remote job if I’d get my shit together. I hope I can get a grip on things because this could be the coolest time of my 20’s. I’m a broken record that keeps saying the same thing over and over and over, but maybe one of the times will finally get through to me?
#w
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renegadesepiida · 7 years
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From February 3 until February 11 another King of the Hammers race week made Johnson Valley an enormous cloud of dust. I’d heard about the craziness of this event since I arrived in the Southern California desert five months ago. That was the time of innocence, thinking there was no possible way our country would take the turn that it has, and out here I was definitely in the minority.
While I don’t want to get too wrapped up in politics, it does have an influence on the world we live in and of course how people see each other. It is a shame, which is why I prefer to keep traveling, to experience every culture, and to understand it with respect. I looked at this event as a perfect way to do just that, understand and respect why these people feel this way.
The first thing I should do is to explain what King of the Hammers is. How my boss explained it to me and just so everyone knows these are the words coming out of a government park institution leader whose family all grew up in this area (so don’t hate me if you’re offended by the next sentence). “It’s a shit-ton of drunk rednecks who come out here with all their heavy machinery to tear up the desert.” Honestly, after hearing that I was way more terrified of participating than I was at the actual event. I expected super rowdy drunk off their ass spectators and racers on motorcycles, quads, and every other tricked out ATVs (all-terrain vehicles) you could possibly think of. There were plenty of tricked out vehicles, which were soooooo awesome to watch. I originally thought the vast majority of people were extremely kind and were just there for fun. In fact, there weren’t people just from that area, but all over the country and even the world. It was truly an international event with people driving from Canada, flying from England, Australia, and even China (along with many others).
I couldn’t believe some of these rigs, they cost upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars, crazy. I could never save up money for that, it’s the racers business, and if this event is anything to go by, business was good.
BOOTH DUTY
For my part, I was working with Art, the Mojave Desert Park Ranger (the only one), to educate the public on the native flora and fauna out in the desert and show them that they should protect it. A lot of the education was geared towards kids, but the teens and adults also got involved with questions and wanting to hold the animals Art brought. All the animals were rescues, or in the case of the baby desert tortoise, born and raised in captivity.
In the case of the desert tortoise, which is an endangered species, we told the people that, should they want a pet tortoise, to adopt one from a shelter. When they are taken out of the wild and interact with humans they develop a respiratory condition that can cause them to die around 15, the female breeding age, and will be passed to their offspring. Therefore, none of them can ever be returned to the wild. And this is especially sad because they can normally live for over a hundred years, and could be passed down through human generations. But they might be picked up, exposed and after a few years the people who took them get tired of looking after them and leave them back out in the desert where, soon enough, they die.
BTW: It’s actually illegal to take them, even really to interact with tortoises at all (except if they are on a road, then you can pick them up, keeping them low to the ground, and move them off in the direct they were originally going.) Also if you see any broken shells DO NOT COLLECT, scientists need to be able to see that that area is a tortoise habitat, otherwise people may try to build on it, displacing many more animals.
PSA… Anyways…
We also passed out maps of much of the land for free, don’t want anyone to get lost, and then it would also help them know where and where not to ride their ATVs. Everyone was extremely grateful for all of this information, and they were happy that the BLM (Bureau of Land Management – who I work for along with ACE – American Conservation Experience) was out getting involved with the public. A government branch that actually cares about the environment and the people – crazy!
Almost everyone who came by our booth really opened up to us: telling us where they are from, what they like to do for fun, and how they feel about the entire environment we were currently in. It’s interesting to see how people will act when you get them talking.
Along with the tortoise we also had a dead, stuffed raven, to explain how they eat the baby tortoises (first pecking through the soft underbelly of the shell, and then one they develop harder shells pick them up, bring them to telephone wires and then drop the tortoises on the rocks to break them – smart animals). Other than the tortoise, the living animals were as follows:
A false widow – looks like a black widow but not venomous and very common.
A desert hairy scorpion – also big (ladies are larger and almost white – glow in the dark with a black light, males are smaller and darker) and a little venomous, but not dangerous unless you’re allergic, like bees. And also very common here, shake out your shoes and jackets, really anything you left on the ground while camping.
A chuckwalla – lizard who thrives in 90+ temperature, with loose skin flaps on its sides so when it runs between rocks it can blow itself up like a balloon to keep predators from yanking it out and the detachable tail.
A California king snake – black and white (sometimes brown or red too, depending on the region) snake who eats all the other animals (including rattlesnakes) so the top predator that is nice to people and keeps us all safe and happy.
The desert may seem empty, but it’s sooooo not.
I spent most of the time with a baby northern alligator lizard, that Art saved to feed to his king snake, who loved my body heat and crawled up my sleeves and hung out under my shirt collar for hours on end. I named it Geoffery Carlile, and didn’t change it when I found out it was female; the name was too good. So now I have a pet/buddy.
OTHER SHIT
We did have a couple less than sober people come by, especially because the vast majority of adult (young to old) were carrying around cans of beer in cozies. But with thousands of people passing over the week there was only one man (probably in his late 50’s or 60’s) who passed celebrating Trump’s idea of shutting down the BLM, and all the ideas he had for tearing down all the governmental structures. What that man probably didn’t know is that, without the BLM Johnson Valley would be taken over by the military and, thus, they could never access it, which would mean no more off-roading. So, YOU’RE WELCOME.
Also btw, that is not me being ok with how much of the land and habitats the off-roaders are messing up with all this crazy behavior. Just trying to appeal to what they care about.
  TIME TO ESCAPE
Because standing/sitting in a booth all day is boring as shit, there were times when I would take a walk to the bathroom and take a longer way back, passing the other stalls and the stages. Almost none of the vendors were selling their products because, as I later learned, the man who puts this on every year charges through the nose for placement, and makes the vendor give him a percentage of whatever they sell. By the end, he’s basically pocketing around a million dollars a year.
But, to the casual fan, this stuff doesn’t have too much of an effect. The booths instead have people sign up through email, which gives them an opportunity to win a $500 credit with their company, spin a wheel, and get free little prizes (like hats, cozies, stickers, etc.). While $500 might sound like a decent amount, most of the products cost over a thousand dollars, so good if you are in the market for stuff like what they sell, but worthless if not.
On Thursday, the day before the final 200-mile car race, one of the fire station volunteers (who also volunteers for the BLM) offered to help me escape the monotony of the booth for a while. I took him up on the offer, we climbed into his jeep and showed me two of the coolest parts of the racetrack: chocolate thunder and the waterfall.
Since I am more comfortable in heels, rather than flat shoes (completely serious) I wore my high heeled boots every day, this made it more impressive (?) to onlookers when I jumped out of the jeep at chocolate thunder and walked through the steep sand hill and over the rocks one handed. The lizard was hanging out in my sleeve still and I didn’t want her shaken up too much. When we arrived we could see that one of the customized jeeps had flipped and the crew was trying to set it right so they could finish the race. The canyon was very steep and rocky and we watched long enough for me to take several pictures and videos of the jeep being righted and passed a couple times.
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The second location was “the waterfall” which had a straight three feet rock that both cars and motorbikes had to navigate both up and down, depending on the race direction. I only got to see the cars going down, but that was pretty awesome. Took some pictures and more videos (btw they have cameras along the track and in helicopters overhead so they can film and live stream the entire race) and my favorite was when one car drove through it like it was nothing, almost on the tail of another car and then after getting through the rocky bit slammed on the gas speeding up on the sand. Vroom Vroom motherfucker
            Watching the whole race filled me with adrenaline; I just wanted to jump on a bike or into a car and speed over all obstacles. Wouldn’t even think twice, as long as the owner wouldn’t care if I messed up the vehicle… no fear. Didn’t get to, though.
Overall, the experience was generally enjoyable and I’m glad I got to talk to groups of people that I would normally clash with. And, as it is Valentine’s Day I wish love and understanding to all people of the world, wouldn’t that be great?
  Happy Valentine’s Day and be safe on all your adventures.
Long Live the Hammer King From February 3 until February 11 another King of the Hammers race week made Johnson Valley…
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