#my commentary is aweful I apologize. the ADD makes my thoughs go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[lucifersincentivetosleep]

Hey if you've ever wanted to rp being newlyweds with Lucifer you should def play the devilgram for his new "Watch Over Me by My Side" card :)

Legit I verbally keysmashed at his dialogue in part four.

Spoilers⬇️

(Please excuse my rambling, but I'm down bad your honor)

So theme of the devilgram is skateboard modding, which really just means we sit around until it's time to remind him its time to go home(read: drag his hyper focused ass away from his project) and go to the grocery store. Where he says this:

And I think it's criminal that we don't get the option to hold his hand after he says that because my reaction to being told that by my partner would be to take their hand or kiss them cause I'm a romantic little shit.

Then we get to this part;

and he made THIS FACE

Insert that gif of a dude slamming a credit card down multiple time cause that was me in this moment.

Like, ignore the fact we all got our hopes up then shot down in the og when they brought up marriage, and that they for sure aren't actually implying it as possible now—this is such a cute interaction? We startled him with the newlywed comment and he just turned it right back around at us like the skilled mfer(affectionate) he is.

But that's not all, no. Of course after all that he had to go and KO my heart by saying;

Like sir, my guy, star of the devildom and light of my life; you're gonna end me with that cute shit.

(Sorry, no kissy. Unless I missed the right dialogue choice.)

I swear if he doesn't rizz me like this in the main story (when I eventually get back to it) I'm not sure what I'll do with my self.

#screaming into my personal void #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me devilgram spoilers #obey me spoilers #ruby eyes and words like knives #I told my friend about holding his hand in reaction to the 'grab anything that catches your eye' comment and #they appluaded my (nonexistant) rizz so I like to think he'd have been amused too #my commentary is aweful I apologize. the ADD makes my thoughs go brrrrrrrrrrrrr