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live-laugh-loverpool · 1 year

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Text Conversation XX: World Cup Chat 2

Tags: @millythegoat, @jessethegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @lfc-fanfiction

Hendo: Mental health check! With an emoji in the chat, tell us how you’re feeling today and why

TAA66: 🤣 Jude just told me a great joke

Fabi: 🙄 Ney just performed one of his famous flops in the locker room and he’s testing my patience

Alisson: 😐 I honestly don’t know how I feel. Ederson started instead of me in goal, but he conceded Cameroon’s winner

Raumdeuter: 😭 Germany sucked yesterday

SarcasticMilner: Are we surprised? 😒

Darwin🫡: Merry, be nice

Alisson: DARWIN 🥺🥺🥺🥺🤗🤗🤗🤗💛💚💙 So sorry about the game earlier

TAA66: Didn’t Uruguay win today?

Hendo: Yeah, but South Korea got a last-minute winner, so they go through on goal difference

TAA66: I hate South Korea 😡🇰🇷 Except Sonny 😁🇰🇷

Fabi: I think that the boss has a vendetta against Costa Rica

SarcasticMilner: Are we surprised? 😒

SarcasticMilner: No, seriously. Last night he was hurling paper balls around the whole office, and speaking German

Robbo Hoodie: Nah, he was swearing in German

SarcasticMilner: Are we surprised? 😒

Ibou: Good news: I got a start vs. Tunisia!

TAA66: YAAAAAAY 😁😁😁😁

Ibou: Bad news: I conceded a goal vs. Tunisia

TAA66: NOOOOO 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Hendo: TRENT JOHN ALEXANDER-ARNOLD

Robbo Hoodie: Oh, so THAT’s his middle name

TAA66: I told you my middle name THREE DAYS after we met

Robbo Hoodie: I didn’t tell you my middle name!

SarcasticMilner: You didn’t need to, we have Wikipedia. It’s Henry

Darwin🫡: 😴😴😴😴 Tu nombre de medio es aburrido

SarcasticMilner: What about YOURS, Mr. Darwin?

GreekScouser: His middle name is Gabriel 👼 Just like the angel

Darwin🫡: Aww 😊 Thanks Kostas, you gave me some self-confidence. Te amo, Kostas

GreekScouser: Te amo, Darwin

Robbo Hoodie: OMG get a room, you two!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳 Such lovebirds, sheeeeesh

SarcasticMilner: And which Scotsman was pining over Trent when he went to the World Cup, HUH?

Robbo Hoodie: Calvin

SarcasticMilner: 🤦 By the way, my middle name is Phillip

Robbo Hoodie: BO-RING!

Hendo: Mine’s Brian

Fabi: Mine’s Henrique

Ibou: I don’t have one

TAA66: Btw Robbo, I was pining for you too. Until I met Jude

Robbo Hoodie: But we’re best friends, right?

TAA66: Siempre amigos 🤝

SarcasticMilner: Since when do YOU know Spanish?

TAA66: I learned a lot from Adam

(ADAM, BUNDES-BOSS and JESSETHE🐐 have joined the chat.)

Adam: OLEEEEEEE🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧LET’S GOOOO ENGLAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

TAA66: ADAM!! 🤗

Alisson: 🤗🤗🤗🤗 We miss you!!!

Hendo: Return to us, PLEASE 🥺

Bundes-Boss: Me too. 🤗. You’re one of the only ones that I don’t need to use aspirin to deal with

Adam: Boss, you still do that?

Adam: And who’s @Jessethe🐐?

SarcasticMilner: Have you seriously had your eyes closed for the past 9 months?

SarcasticMilner: Jesse Marsch is the epitome of unhinged madness

Adam: I thought that was Klopp’s job

SarcasticMilner: He does the American portion of the job

Jessethe🐐: Hello! I am the 🐐, the 🥅, the 🦍 and the 🦧

Hendo: Whaaaaa…

SarcasticMilner: Don’t say I didn’t warn you 😒

Darwin🫡: NOOOOOOO

Bundes-Boss: What is it, Darwin?

Darwin: There’s no man bun emoji

GreekScouser: 😱 DISRESPECT

SarcasticMilner: To who? You?

GreekScouser: Yeah! Who thinks we need a man bun emoji?

Jessethe🐐: YESSSSSSS👍 For Pascal

(PASCAL has joined the chat.)

Pascal: Mr. Marsch, why are you here?

Jessethe🐐: What?

Pascal: We Leeds players need our OWN chat. Don’t hang out with Liverpool; they’ll kick our butts at Elland Road!

Jessethe🐐: But I love hanging out with Jurgen!

Pascal: You can see your boyfriend later, Mr. Marsch

Jessethe🐐: What? He’s not my boyfriend! Jurgen’s already taken by Pep

Bundes-Boss: Jesse, I still get NOTIFICATIONS

Jessethe🐐: That's my cue to skedaddle

Pascal: Jesse Marsch: puts the “dad” in “skedaddle”

Alisson: Jurgen Klopp: puts the “dad” in “dad joke”

SarcasticMilner: Alright, THAT’S IT

(SARCASTICMILNER has ended the chat.)

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runwiththerain · 2 months

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okay okay im putting my oc rant to ash on here

these are summaries of my main characters in the wallflowers

its this small town au right. set in australia. basically a bunch of one shots set in the same universe. theres this main group of five characters. uhhh lets start with ollie. hes a classic trans guy, his middle name is jude so his group of friends call him oj or orange juice. he surfs so whenever he gets out of the water he has the cutest hair (it's platinum blonde and curly ish) and also he's in a band with some of his other friends (not the main characters) as the drummer. his music taste is like cavetown and all time low and waterparks and he has joint issues and is also autistic

next is park. they have a crush on ollie and vice versa and theyre so obliviously in love with each other. park is short for parker but no one of his friends really calls them that. they're non binary and love basketball and coding/robotics and also making short films. theyre depressed and also have dyscalculia. they moved to the town at age five from the philippines and and since they couldnt communicate well no one really talked to them until ollie did. park listens to anson seabra conan gray lauv alec benjamin

okay up next is leo. short for leonardo but none of his friends call him that. his five siblings call him angel cause his middle name is angelo. he's aroace and in one of the one shots he establishes a qpr with les (who you'll hear about next) who he's known his whole live and lives next door to and they have a treehouse in the park down the street thats just theirs to hang out in. he's a soccer player and loves woodworking and painting. he's dyslexic and bipolar and a massive marvel fan. leo likes ajr why dont we and top mainly

now, les. which is short for lesley. they are a genderfluid icon, especially with her outfits. he listens to girl in red, the neighbourhood, arctic monkeys, halsey. while theyre in a qpr with leo, they also have a crush on ella (next up and final). she knows a little french cause she's mauritian and her maman is teaching her it (her parents are wlw btw). she has two younger brothers who can be annoying but he loves them. he also plays soccer like leo, as well as trombone and he's in a jazz band, and finally ice hockey which is why he's at the ice rink with anna so much. they have adhd and anxiety and yeah

finally, ella. which is short for anneliese (which ik is weird). she has a bunch of nicknames that im not bothered to list. if you didn't know her you'd think she was straight but in fact she's a raging lesbian who 1. is oblivious to the fact that les has a crush on her and 2. has a massive crush on another girl who also figure skates at her rink. so yeah, she figure skates, and is also on student council and does photography so she and park work close together sometimes. her mum died of cancer so she lives with her dad and older sister and moved to their town when she was like 10. she has ocd and anorexia and listens to taylor swift and one direction mainly

#rwtr.txt #my wips #the wallflowers #ella rietvelt #les marie-walsh #leo de oliviera #park solis #ollie edwards

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roidespd-blog · 5 years

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Chapter Sixteen : THE QUEER KING RECOMMENDS

The Queer King recommends THE DEATH AND LIFE OF MARSHA P. JOHNSON (2017) No one knows what really happened to activist and trans pioneer Marsha P. Johnson the night she died. People still trying to understand. Why do you need to see it ? Marsha P. Johnson is an icon and learning about her is learning about Stonewall and our culture.

The Queer King recommends FAGGOTS, Larry Kramer (1978) Fred Lemish, looking for love, gravitates in a New York City full of glory holes, BDSM, orgies and becomes disillusioned along the way. Why do you need to read it ? It’s Kramer’s first novel. It’s ruff. His writing doesn’t shy away from the reality of gay life and he does not take any prisoners alive. A must read.

The Queer King recommends TANGERINE, Sean Baker (2015) On Christmas Eve, Sin-Dee discovers her pimp boyfriend has been cheating on her. With her friend Alexandra, she goes searching for him Why do you need to see it ? Shot on an IPhone for a ridiculous amount of money, this dramedy puts trans women up front with incredible narrative audacity.

The Queer King recommends A LITTLE LIFE, Hanya Yanagihara (2015) Jude, Willem, JB & Malcolm are best friends living in New York City. From college to middle-age, with most focus on Jude, you will learn to care for them like no other fictional characters before. Why do you need to read it ? I can’t stress this enough. This novel is extraordinary. 18 months later, I’m still not over it. It will break your heart.

The Queer King Recommends PLEASE LIKE ME, Josh Thomas (2013–2016) Josh discovers he’s gay, putting a spin in the lives of his girlfriend, his lazy best friend, his newly-wed dad and his depressed mother. Why do you need to see it ? This Australian comedy achieves in tone and heart what Looking never could. And also, there’s Arnold. Oh, Arnold.

The Queer King Recommends HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, John Cameron Mitchell (2001) Hedwig, an East German gender queer rock singer, is waiting for her operation that will get rid of the one-inch mound of flesh between her legs. Why do you need to see it ? Poignant, full of incredible tunes and an extraordinary performance from writer-director JCM. Sugar Daddy, Bring it Home.

The Queer King Recommends THE PRINCE OF SALT/CAROL, Patricia Highsmith (1952) Young Therese meets Carol, an rich older woman. The “friendship” that will follow will change her life forever. Why do you need to read it ? An unprecedented feat in literature, a lesbian love story in which the protagonists are not punished in the end. The movie adaptation by Todd Haynes is also a must-see.

The Queer King Recommends 120 BATTEMENTS PAR MINUTE, Robin Campillo (2017) France, 1990s. Act Up. The AIDS Epidemic. Love. Revolution. Why do you need to see it ? To remember what happened. It’s earth-shattering. Silence = Death. What are you waiting for ? Go see it, now !

The Queer King Recommends ONE DAY AT A TIME (2017–2019) A family of hispanic descent tries to survive in today’s America. Why do you need to see it ? For the greatest coming-out storyline on television. So perfect. Bring the show back!

The Queer King Recommends GIOVANNI’S ROOM, James Baldwin (1956) David, a young american who lived in Paris, remembers his complex relationships with the men in his life, particularly a bartender named Giovanni. Why do you need to read it ? Top-3 greatest gay novel of all-time. The first time I read it, I couldn’t finish it. I read the last 30 pages 4 years later. It’s THAT powerful.

The Queer King Recommends A VERY ENGLISH SCANDAL , Stephen Frears. (2018) Three-part miniseries about the Jeremy Thorpe Scandal. Why do you need to see it ? Three words. Whishaw. Davies. Frears. Funny as fuck. I’m starting a Ben Whishaw fanclub BTW.

The Queer King recommends THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT, Stephan Elliott (1994) Three drag queens take a road trip across Australia to get to a paid-job. Why do you need to see it ? One of the rare 90s positive representation of LGBT+ people, it’s funny, gorgeous looking. A classic. PS The soundtrack is IN-CRE-DI-BLE.

The Queer King recommends JUST KIDS, Patti Smith (2010) The chronicles of a love story beyond societal restrictions between Patti Smith and revolutionary artist Robert Mapplethorpe. Why do you need to read it ? Aside from the historical accuracy of the 60/70s, you explore what it feels like to really love someone. And Mapplethorpe is a fascinating man. I cried multiple times.

The Queer King recommends THE X PORTOFLIO , Robert Mapplethorpe (1978) A series of photographs that shade a light on homosexual practices (most of them extremes). Why do you need to see it ? A lot of Mapplethorpe’s work is great, but this is beyond. Not for the sensible soul. Hardcore.

The Queer King recommends SHORTBUS, John Cameron Mitchell (2006) An extremely diverse group of people are desperately trying to connect in a vibrant New York City. Why do you need to see it ? That little miracle isn’t shy about sex. ALL kinds of sex. It’s very much like a Robert Altman movie, if Robert Altman shot a lot of oral sex in his career.

The Queer King recommends LESS, Andrew Sean Greer (2018) As his 50th birthday is coming up, writer Andrew Less is traveling around the world to avoid going to his ex’s wedding. Why do you need to read it ? For the exploration of a gay man’s psyché while his youth and opportunities are behind him. As a gay man, it made me sad. Then it gave me hope. Also now, I want a blue suit.

The Queer King recommends CLOSET MONSTER, Stephen Dunn (2015) 18-year old Oscar tries to figure out his sexuality and face his childhood demons Why do you need to see it ? The Buffy references and great acting. Duh.

The Queer King recommends THE WAY HE LOOKS, Daniel Ribeiro (2014) Blind high school student Leo meets new classmate Gabriel. He starts developing romantic feelings towards him. Why do you need to see it ? Desires and self-realization are themes very well exploited in this movie. The two main actors are phenomenal. I almost wished I was 16 again (but not really).

The Queer King recommends WHEN WE RISE, Cleve Jones (2016) A complete memoir about the journey of activist Cleve Jones, following into the path of Harvey Milk to keep fighting for LGBTQ+ rights and against the AIDS Epidemic. Why do you need to read it ? An in depth look at life at the fore front of activism, with gorgeous interludes of romance, sex and heartbreaks.

The Queer King recommends KILLING EVE, Phoebe Waller-Bridge (2018-present) MI:5 Eve Polastri’s pursuit of International killer Villanelle. Why do you need to see it ? Because lesbian desires are still mostly unseen on mainstream, award-winning programs. It’s very, very, very good.

The Queer King recommends ZIGGY, STARDUST & ME, James Brandon (2019) 1973. Jonathan meets Web. He’s not supposed to. He needs to change. Sweet Ziggy won’t help him now. Why do you need to read it ? It’s not out until August (but I have a proof copy). It’s not great literature (it’s YA after all) but it did fill my heart with feelings of love and hope. Everything Bowie is good for the soul anyway.

The Queer King recommends PRIDE, Stephen Boresford (2014) 1984, Brittain. A strike is breaking the country apart. Lesbians & Gays decide to give their support to the miners. Why do you need to see it ? Because it’s still rare to see a funny movie about gay people which is not condescending.

The Queer King recommends ANGELS IN AMERICA, Tony Kushner (1991–1993) A complex, metaphorical examination of American life, the AIDS epidemic and homosexuality in the 80s. Why do you need to read it ? The writing is glorious, full with incredible characters. A very sensitive approach of flaws in the human spirit. It’s epic.

The Queer King recommends LE ROSE ET LE NOIR , Frédéric Martel (1996) Everything that happened to the Queer community in France from 1968 until the arrival of the PACS. Why do you need to read it ? Information is key. You won’t get a deeper source of information.

The Queer King recommends LILTING, Hong Khaou (2014) A mother tries to understand who her son was after his death, co-existing with his grieving lover. Why do you need to see it ? A story of death, acceptance and race, Lilting is a delicate piece of filmmaking. And again, Ben Whishaw. Goddamn Ben Whishaw.

The Queer King recommends MOONLIGHT, Barry Jenkins (2016) The youth, teenage years and adult life of a black gay man struggling with his identity. Why do you need to see it ? Black gay men are not a common subject. It won Best Picture at the Oscars. Fucking Amazing.

The Queer King recommends POSE (2018-present) The tribulations of gay and transgender characters in the ball scene of the late 80s. Why do you need to see it ? The first of its kind — where representation is limitless, it’s an homage to a fabulous and terrible time in LGBTQ+’s life. As I said in a previous article, it’s essential.

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kokisu · 7 years

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Tagged by @letmereachforthestars //thank you!! I enjoy these a lot!

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers, put in yours, and when you are done tag up to ten people and also tag the person who tagged you… And most importantly, have fun !

A - Age: ah i dont really wish to reveal it yet UHMmmmm

 B - Biggest fear: i have a fear for time for quite some time already, maybe 2 years? its terrifying i just spend half of my day screaming at how fast time pasts. I really dont have anything i fear more than time i guess i cant really explain it well

 C - Current time: 10:05pm

D - Drink you last had: water

E - Every day starts with: 6million alarm clocks ringing or me kissing my bolster or something

 F - Favorite song: //whispers all daiyanoace songs// do osts count? thats pretty much all i listen to nowadays *sweats nervously* anyways, currently it has to be Sunshine Coastline from ys (i dont even play it but its whole soundtrack is phenomenal i swear) and also a tie between Zephyr’s and Sara’s Theme from TOLink i guess. I just stumbled onto them a while ago and they were extremely eargasmic

 G - Ghosts, are they real?: part of me believes not but it would be cool if they did i guess

H- Hometown: Singapore

J - Jealous of: im a really salty person other than sugarcakes, i really dont have anyone to scream to about games and normal fandom talk, just anything i like in general so well, i get jealous really easily when i see others have someone to talk to about what they really like

 K - Killed someone: uhm. i wish i could kill rng but they dont exist. other than that nah not really. i dont think i killed any of my ocs yet, im merciful.

 L - Last time you cried: i just finished watching a translated playthrough of destiny 2 and i cried so hard for it. i love team destiny 2 a lot :’)))))

 M - Middle name: nah i dont have one. i. think.

 N - Number of siblings: 1 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

O - One wish: i want to improve my art a lottttt more really, i need to solve the big head problems which now became a small head problem //screaming

 P - Person you last called: dad

Q - Questions you’re always asked: uhm. first thing that came to my mind is “why do you like ducks so much?”

R - Reasons to smile: sugarcakes, ducks, salt, water my husband, my ost playlist, rib, tales series in total and also some fictional chars. whispersstahleon hoo boy im gonna try to name them: sadie, judas/leon, jude, luke, jay, TEAM BERSERIA IN TOTAL, yoshitsugu, mitsunari, xiahou ba, pasca, tamaki, my ocs, chalcedony, my mudkip(!!!), kashuu, alf, accelerator– i maybe i should stop thats a lot of reasons to smile uhm.

 S - Song last sang: BLACK WHITE RED OR BLUE SHOW OFF YOU NATURAL HUE /// flamingo btw

 T - Time you woke up: i think it was 7.45am, without my alarms

U - Underwear color: why is this here>>

V - Vacation destination: japan, anywhere with water ((((what am i saying its literally everywhere)))))

 W - Worst habit: nails. i do my nails every 10 minutes and they are so short right now i cant scratch shit

X - X-rays you’ve had: nah no one can look at my beautiful skeletons

Y - Your favorite food: salt, no doubts

Z - Zodiac sign: Aries

I almost forgot this (probs not gonna tag 10 people im lazy ;u;)

Im Tagging: @aizawas, @xnteiku, @izuminokamiis, @limpulsive

if yall feel like doing it! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (thats def not 10 but then again im lazy)

#txt #moris stuff #kinda #tagged #also i think i will try to come on tumblr more often now that i have finished tod and tod2 #and also settled my icon for now #no halloween icon i guess #edit: how many fullstops did i use omg

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