#my fucking tits!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

[ivysangel]

everyone always talks about jason/dick having pictures of you but what about you having pictures of them?? if i could do it you best believe i'd have a million pictures of jason's tits on my phone!!

-partition anon

let me take this opportunity to share what kind of nudes i think jason would take bc i've got some ideas:

okay first off, low-hanging towel selfies taken from below. you know those really thotty pics men take with their v-line showing, happy trail peeking out, and abs on display? i think he takes those when he's fresh out the shower, and there are still water droplets on his skin, and he doesn't even have to flex because his abs are just that defined. not necessarily a nude, but definitely screams "slut me out"

jerk off vids but specifically him smearing his precum all over his cock. he's got a half boner, and he's stroking it real slow, rubbing his thumb over the tip to get his dick wet. he keeps them short and sweet, lets out one low, gravelly "fuck." and then ends the vid

nut videos, but these only happen when he's in a super rare mood, and you have to practically beg him to send them. but he likes to get his cum on the camera on the moment, and he always regrets it later, but it's definitely hot in the moment

he frequently sends boner in sweats nudes because it's what the people (me) want and also because they're simple and get the point across. he's horny, and there's a log in his pants that needs attention, preferably from you

you know when gym bros on tiktok grab their pecs and squeeze them, i think he does that. and it started as a joke at first, literally just something he'd send when he was working out or getting dressed and then he realized it turned you on, which turns him on, so it ended up being categorized in the same family as dick pics and cumshot vids

also lastly, compression shirt pics also taken from a low angle just for shits and giggles.

bonus: dick sticking out of tactical pants pic!!! hand gripping the base, drops of cum on the tip. and he just sends it and goes awol bc he’s on patrol with a boner and can’t think of you and getting work done at the same time 🙏

edit: just realized you also mentioned dick i’ll just make a follow up post

#★ dirty laundry ★ #jason todd #jason todd x reader #jason todd smut #jason todd imagine #jason todd headcanons #red hood #red hood x reader #red hood smut #red hood imagine #red hood headcanons #red hood x you #jason todd x you #jason todd x gn!reader #red hood x gn!reader

[fuckmyskywalker]

thinking about religious reader and stepbrother!sam (with corruption kink) going to catholic school together

18+, smut, Catholic!Reader x Stepbrother!Sam, stepcest, slight dubcon (if you see manipulation as dubcon).

I've been having an awful block so I hope this is good ;)

“Give me my notebook back.”

“No.”

“Give it to me,” You repeat, launching your arm over your head in an attempt to snatch it off Sam’s hand, which is pointless. His soft chuckle infuriates you, to him, everything is just a game. “Sam, I’m being serious. I need to finish my homework.”

“Lemme just borrow it,” He insists, like he has been doing for the past ten minutes. “I’m just gonna copy your Classical Studies homework.”

“No!” After another failed attempt, you give up, defeated arms falling, frown forming. “No one is going to believe you wrote that. You are not that smart.”

This time his chuckle bounces sarcastically around your walls, looks like he isn’t giving up. Sharing a household with him is already bad enough— share school, classes, work is just the cherry on top. Sam can be quite a pain in the ass if he wants to; with little effort to continue his studies, the only reason he agreed to join a religious college was because it was his only option. Join or get kicked. Bothering you is just a plus.

Stubborn, dense and miserable, Sam is quite the fit. Sticking like a sore thumb, he enjoys how you lower your eyes and hide your face behind your binder every time he drives you both home. Is easy to read what's going through your mind, how you wish the world just swallowed you. People talk— the more religious, the more toxic is their venom— something that is part of Sam’s everyday life. Not yours.

You hide under long skirts, friendship bracelets and psalms. The role model that would never be able to break a plate or hurt a bug. The kind of girl you'd see every Sunday; which only makes it more entertaining to taunt you.

“Give me a kiss and I’ll give it to you,” He smirks, leaning down. Your eyes admire his piercings, the dark circles under his eyes— pure sin. The juxtaposition of your disgust and his amusement is enough to pump blood… all the way down.

“Ew,” You squint. “No.”

“Fine. Then show me your tits and I’ll give you the notebook.”

The request alone brings a wave of discomfort down your spine— but surprisingly you find yourself considering it. The thought lasts no longer than a few seconds, barely even acknowledged by your mind. Sam notices. Blue eyes drinking your expressions, how your eyes zone out for a moment, perhaps he hit a soft spot, or perhaps he was truly experiencing God’s blessings.

“Give me a kiss or show me your tits. Either way you'll win,” Threading carefully, there’s a purpose, a chance.

You pout, a habit of yours that indicates frustration. “I’m not going to kiss you.”

“Oh yeah. I forgot you are saving your first kiss for your husband,” Dangling the notebook over your head, Sam leans down. Just keep pushing, he repeats to himself. Just keep pushing. “Look. Showing me your tits isn’t that bad. I’m not going to touch you or anything.”

“It's just as bad!” You argue, biting the inside of your cheek. “If I’m saving myself for marriage, no one should see me.”

Gears working at maximum speed, you ignore how his eyes change focus. “ Now you are wrong, little sis. Your husband is the one who will touch you and enjoy your flesh. I will simply watch,” His words aren't even convincing, far from truthful, close to deceiving. “Just lift your grandma’s dress, I know you wear those fucking briefs underneath. I won’t look anywhere else.”

“How can I know that?”

He is so close. He can almost taste it.

“I swear to God.”

This is the first time you have ever heard Sam say that.

With a regretful tremble, your hands find the hem of your dress, lifting it slowly. Your eyes stay glued to the door, praying that no one walks in. He says it is not that bad— yet it feels like it. Your heart is racing, palms sweating, as if this wasn't supposed to happen.

“Well, if it helps, I think your bastard future husband will be more than happy.”

Not sure if his compliment is a backhanded comment, the second your eyes meet Sams, he lifts them, agreeing to break contact with those round, precious pieces that he thinks are in fact a blessing. A beat goes by. You know you should let go of the fabric now, he got what he wanted, right?

The notebook hits the carpet with a muffled sound just in time for Sam to launch forward. Pushing you down with strong hands on your shoulders, you let out a choked gasp, wondering when did you stop staring at his eyes to now focus on the white ceiling.

His tongue flicks your left nipple teasingly, the sudden jolt of pleasure both terrifying and exhilarating. “I said no touching,” He whispers, the devil’s voice dripping down his lips. Circling your nipple with said lips, you arch your back, surprised by your own response; the soft suckle is enough to drown your loud thoughts. momentarily, at least. “But I didn’t say anything about sucking.”

#𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 anya answers! #anon #sam monroe #sam monroe smut #sam monroe fanfiction #sam monroe fic #sam monroe x reader #sam monroe x you #sam monroe x y/n #sam monroe x reader smut #sam monroe x fem reader #life as a house #hayden christensen x reader #womp womp bitch

[xmalfoyweasleyx]

Rhysand - NSFW alphabet - 1,3k followers celebration

Here is the first one of this series! I'll try to write an alphabet for (almost) EVERY acotar man. Thank you so much for the 1,3k! I put very much work in my writings, especially because English isn’t my first language. So your love, comments, interactions and feedback mean very much to me. This is smut and 18+! Which one will I post next…? Happy pride month btw!! <3

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Rhys would be a talker during aftercare, he cleans you up with a little help of his magic, so he can pull you back in his arms as soon as possible. He would ask you about your day, about what you liked, listen to your thoughts, all while playing with your hair lovingly.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's pretty smug about his whole body, but most of all he's proud of his thighs. That's partly because you've encouraged that thought, you absolutely love his thighs. They are thick and muscular, perfect to ride on. Rhys also loves the tattoos there.

Regarding your body, he is obsessed with your hips (because I think Rhys is an ass guy, but he loves the sides of it more). More specific, he loves the delicious and soft skin there, in his opinion perfect to grab while making love to you. He kneads and grabs the flesh constantly. When you're in public he is also grabbing your hips. He mostly does it to show the world you're his, but he also does it so he can secretly place your backside against his body.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

As an Illyrian, this man comes A LOT. He also comes hard, his eyes are always screwed shut and it takes everything in him to not shout your name and shake the mountains. Rhys also has a breeding kink so he goes feral when you let him cum inside you, when he doesn't he loves to come on your body too (he prefers it on your ass of course). But like I said, there is a lot of cum so you're always so full with it. It takes so long to clean it all up.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a fantasy where he fucks you on his throne in the Hewn City. He imagines you bend over one of the armrests as he fucks you hard, your hair in his hands and back arched. Or he imagines you are riding him when he's sitting on the throne, just watching how pretty you look for him. Bouncing up and down, your tits in his soft but calloused hands. He knows you would leave traces of what happened, leaving the smell behind, so his people know well enough who you belong to.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very very experienced. He's definitely had sex with females AND males, he's also had a lot of threesomes and stuff like that. But he's not as experienced as his brothers I think, the man is sometimes too busy with high lord stuff.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think he loves good old missionary very much. Rhys is a very passionate person so he thinks it's important to have eye contact during sex. He also loves to pull your body as close as possible to his when he fucks you in missionary, your breasts pressed into his body (the friction is amaaaazing)

(He's also obsessed with you riding him)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Rhys is very serious but I think sometimes he doesn't mind some humor in bed. He's still a big tease and sometimes he can't help but smile or laugh a bit because of that.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I think he trims it because he seems a very clean and spotless person to me. But he doesn't pay that much attention to it

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Rhys is romantic and very passionate. It's not like he is gonna place rose petals everywhere but he loves the occasional slow-paced love-making. Don't worry, he also likes the fast and passionate fucking. I swear, THE LOOK he has in his eyes when he's pounding into you...

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think now that he's with you, he wouldn't masturbate that much anymore. BUT I think before that, he needed it a lot. Sometimes he's so stressed with his work, so he would masturbate a lot back then. Sometimes even a few times in a row. But now he has a very active sex live with you, so when he needs some stress relieve, you're always there to help him with it. ;)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding (like i've mentioned before)

Make-up sex (sometimes he intentionally teases you or you intentionally pick a fight, because the sex afterwards is mind-shattering)

Mirrors (and worshipping you)

Praise kink!!!! Both ways. This man whimpers when you praise him. But he also praises you the whole time. (My good girl, tasting so sweet for me, my pretty girl, you look so good with my cock in your mouth, ...)

Games (like: who first comes loses or rolling a dice with positions)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Mostly just the bedroom for Rhys, but like I've said, he dreams about fucking you on his throne. I think he would also love fucking you on places like balconies or the couch with the risk of someone of the inner circle walking in.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you start giving him teasing touches in public. One time, you were tracing his chest when he was having a conversation with Cassian, always going closer and closer to his pants. He excused himself very quickly and grabbed you with him.

He gets turned on immediately when you are in a heated discussion with someone, doesn't matter who it is. He thinks it's so incredibly hot when you're talking like that. He fucks the attitude out of you later that evening though.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not much would turn him off. Maybe he wouldn't like sex that is a bit too public, even though he wouldn't mind sharing you with someone occasionally, public sex would be a little hard for him. Some risk at getting caught turns him on, but not in places like the streets of Velaris. Probably the high lord responsibilities in him lol.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

GIVER, I'm sure. He loves to go on his knees for you. He could eat you out for hours, he wants to do it all the time. When you're just minding you're business reading a book? He asks if he can taste you. When you're cooking dinner? He insists you would be a better dinner for him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I feel like he would be the kind of guy who fucks you slow but hard, slamming his hips against you with such force and a stupid sexy smirk on his face. But there are times when it's more feral between you two. He's not shy from grabbing you by the hair and pounding into you hard en fast (with the occasional spanking when you’ve misbehaved).

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind, sometimes he's busy and quickies are the only option. There's also something in the fast pace and nervousness of having a quickie, that turns him on.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Rhys loves to experiment, like I've said not like public sex, but more in terms of things like games. So, the risk of trying new things. We all know he's a sucker for bodypainting. He also wants to try new toys or experiment with his powers during sex (showing you his view or darkening the whole room).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Fae male= amazing stamina , it's not unusual for you two to have multiple rounds in one night. It's like once you've started, you can't stop. The frenzy with Rhys was a whole month and afterwards you still retreated in social situations.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes, it's a secret between you and him but he hired a personal inventor for this kind of stuff. Someone who makes toys for the two of you. The first you tried out was some kind of vibrator and the inventor improved it together with you and Rhys, aligned with your preferences. Then you tried more and more (dildo’s, strap-ons,…)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a BIG, SMUG tease!!! Rhys edges you so often, resulting in you pleading him to please let you cum. He just smirks and edges you again and again. "You think you deserve to cum?" or "just another minute baby, you're so pretty with that look on your face". When you finally come it’s amazing though.

He also loves to seduce you and make you horny in situations where it’s almost impossible for you to do something about it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's pretty vocal because he praises you constantly. He's a grunter and when he moans it's mostly soft and in your ear, his breath tickling you.

When you're in charge he whimpers so much and his moans are high pitched (it's so fucking sexy).

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Following the above, Rhys sometimes craves you being the dominant one in bed. There are moments when he just needs to let go and he totally can when you’re in charge. He gets all whiny, tears in his eyes, pleading for you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

If I dare to be a little too descriptive: he's not too thick but he's long, and he has a dick that grows A LOT when he gets hard (the difference is remarkable). It has a beautiful darker color but the tip is pinkish and there's a slight curve. It's literally mouth-watering.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, you guys have a lot of sex, but it could be worse like with Cassian (to be continued….).

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Because he's a talking during aftercare, he usually doesn't sleep that fast. But when you eventually fall asleep it's you who does first, often mid-sentence, too tired to keep talking. And when you are asleep, he is content to fall asleep too.

#acotar #rhysand #rhys smut #rhysand smut #rhysand x reader #rhysand acotar #rhys x reader smut #acotar smut #acotar x reader #rhys x reader #rhys

[mitsuriwritessmut]

Sukuna's TEMPTATION

Part - 2

Part - 1 is this. Read it before you read this.

Mention of :- abuses, seduction play, a lot of foreplay, Tits play, public makeout.

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"Don't you.. want me my king"?

Y/n purred near his earlobe seductively, and looked at him straight at his eyes piercing into his soul. Desparation, lust, and his pride falling off could be seen in his eyes.

Sukuna was too stunned to even speak. His mind was still not able to register all this happenings. Few mins ago he was slaughtering sorcerers. And now he is on his all fours while a mortal was making a whore out of him. Why was he giving in? Why is his body resisting his commands? Why is acting so touch deprived? He wanted to fight it off, wanted to push you off, he wanted to slaughter you right there, but his body wanted you to please him more, degrade him more, touch him more. His traits were DOMINANT but you were turning him into a submissive one which he was hating it.. but some parts of his body were getting thrilled by it. He looked at your face.. when you directly looked into his eyes... He was taking in your beauty.. indeed you were mesmerizing. He had never seen a woman like you, so much AUDACITY and ... Such a captive technique, even his best concubines failed to have his interest, and you? You got him on all fours within a minute. He came into the reality by Your question which made him froze...

" do I want her ?" Do I?

He was confused. He wanted to kill you right? Break your pride? This is just a seduction play right? He knows it's just.. a play.. why was he getting attached with it? What's this alien feeling in him. It's causing him to get weak. And he.. hates weakness.

Y/n smirked and started sucking on his neck again. She slowly removed his robe and went to his nipples. Touching his delicate nipples she pinched them slowly.

Aaahhh- gh You- aah- woman!

She smirked, slowly trailing her tongue towards his chest, to his nipples. She started to give some kitten licks. Sukuna smiled at it. His pride and ego leaving his body as he gave into this pleasure.

The village people saw this as a chance and slowly crawled back and went into their houses.

Y/n saw it as a chance.

The villagers are now out of sukuna's range. Now I need to keep him lured till the help arrives.

I started to suck his nipples harder and scratch his back slowly while my other hand was palming his cock.

Sukuna's pov

My- my.. what a fucking slut is this woman? She knows that i can slash her up into pieces right? She is still toying with me? Ah, and why am I gettinge enjoyed with this? Even tho I feel disgusted, this pleasure is still irresistible. Her touch is making me go feral. Her scratches, her marks on me... I guess she isn't even that bad? ( Smirks)

I saw her palm going to both cocks and palming it. Her eyes widened when she felt my 2 cocks all hard.

What happened my vixen? Can't take 2 cocks now? You were tryna get me on my knees right? Now now now... Who is on their knees? (Grins)

She sucked my nipples harder when i said my statement.. causing me to exert a laugh.. but.. oh my, this tongue was licking me soo good. Can't resist anymore.

Y/n's pov

I was sucking his nipples when he pulled my hair and brought me towards his face. My face was bright pink due to this closeness. Don't catch feelings y/n.. this.. is .. just a play. Just a play. I kept on reminding myself.

Sukuna:- feeling something my vixen? ( Purrs seductively)

Did he.. just read my mind? I kept my emotions same and kissed him hungrily. "Just seduce him till we arrive the village y/n" the thoughts blocking my mind. Yes that's what I was suppose to do. And that's what I am going to do right? Then what is this tingling feeling in my body? Why am I so affected by his aura, gaze , voice, touch? Just why? I felt him smirk as he bit my lip and inserted his tongue inside my mouth. I moaned.. oh god.. he made me moan. My sanity.. i am loosing it.

Sukuna undid y/n's kimono as now he could see the bra which she wore. He slashed it off and placed his palm on her left breast. His second mouth appeared in his palm as she started to suck her left breast and nipple. Y/n moaned out loud as her eyes widened. She realised that sukuna was kissing her with one mouth and his other mouth was sucking her breast. Sukuna smirked at her response, his pride gushing in his body and he started to leave open mouthed kisses on her neck, jawline, collarbone. His second mouth on his palm was biting her nipples occassionally and sucking leaving purple marks. Sukuna then didn't wasted any time and hungrily sucked her right breast which was neglected. Both his mouths were now sucking her breasts. Y/n's moans were now turning into screams. The whole village could hear it. Having almost sex.. such a lewd scene.. in the public.. in the ground? Anybody could walk in. What if the sorcerers who are coming for help sees this? Her dignity would be demolished. Letting a curse fuck her dignity out of her ? Can she let it happen? But, this pleasure? This feeling? Can nobody make her feel what sukuna was making her feel right now. Alas, she gave it in. She wrapped her arms around him as she pressed his head towards her breast.. "m-more m-my king"

Sukuna smirked at her please. Mocking her. Letting me suck your tits more? Want a curse to fuck your dignity out of you in public?

Reality slapped her face. She quickly stood up and tried to cover her breasts. Sukuna smirked at her useless attempts. He quickly pulled her back. His 4 arms in an instinct wrapped around her. His 2 hands palming her breasts and pinching her nipples. His one hand placed on her wait to keep her firm and still. And his other hand on her jaw to turn her face towards him as he kissed her hungrily. A mouth spawned on his chest as it started to speak " your mouth tastes so sweet my vixen, your tongue fighting against mine while i am clearly winning ( smirks) and your tits so sensitive, nipples rock hard, you want to leave but also want me to fuck you out, ain't you in a big trouble now? You messed with the king of curses afterall.. now now.. I did thought to slaughter you, but your body is of my great use. I shall keep you amongst my concubines then"

Y/n's eyes shot wide opened. She was kissing sukuna but his second mouth was talking from behind. His voice made her turn more horny as she moaned into the kiss. But again it caught her off guard.. concubine? The thought of becoming a man's concubine enraged her. She pulled away from the kiss and looked at him with disgust, anger written on her face.

" I will never, ever, become a man's second choice. I am a toy to please you

Sukuna smirked and said

Why, my little vixen.. are you by any chance Jealous? Do you envy my concubines because they please me... Better then you? ( Smirks)

Y/n scoffed and looked away. Yes.. she was jealous.. but.. it hurted her more to know that he had other women except her.. she was somewhere thinking that sukuna was into her and he had plans of making her his only woman. She wasn't even aware that, sukuna.. being centuries old.. has had affair with multiple women, and has multiple women to please him. This thought enraged her.

" you're a womanizer. You're touched by other women. You're no less then a public property. I don't have any use of you" she spat in anger and stood up. She fixed her kimono within seconds and summoned her sword.

Her words somewhere did stabbed sukuna. But, sukuna being sukuna shrugged it off and stood up. He smirked as he saw her.. trying to calm herself and ready to fight him? He laughs

" my my.. don't be so jealous my vixen. If you.. really want me that bad. Then worship me right now.. and I shall serve you the heads of all my CONCUBINES right here. And then.. you'll be the.. only concubine of mine .

Y/n froze.. the.. this monster was ready to change himself for her? Wai- nah, he is just lying. He wants to use me for my body. He wants to break my pride and dignity. I know it.

You think I can't see through your tricks hah you octopus?

She spats back.

Sukuna was taken a back with the nickname she called him with. Octopus? How- what made her call me octopus?

Sukuna:- ( amused) octopus? How am I an octopus my vixen?

Y/n:- look at your 4 arms and 2 mouths. You definitely an octopus

Sukuna laughed hysterically at her remark on his body. He smirked again and said:- " didn't my this body just pleasured you right now when you were begging me to touch you more my vixen? "

Y/n was about to speak when suddenly... A massive purple void was thrown towards sukuna. She felt a strange embrace holding her and took her away from the scene.

It's them... The help has arrived. The sorcerers have arrived.

Next chapter coming soon.

CHAPTER 2 END.

#smut #jjk x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #sukuna ryomen #sukuna x reader #jjk sukuna #sukuna #sukuna smut #ryomen sukuna #sukuna ryoumen x reader #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x you #sukuna headcanons #sukuna fluff #jjk ryomen

[queenie-the-court-jester]

𝐥; 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬: masterlist

𝐭𝐰: none, just reader being fruity. Not proofread, sorry for any bad grammar

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: all characters, including the reader, are 18+. Mdni since this series will include grave topics and nsfw content. Reader is depicted as fem and goes by she/her pronouns

You woke up after a crazy dream of taking a shower and some dude kidnapping you as soon as you stepped out of the bathroom, groggily you sat up as you could faintly hear birds chirping outside the little window next to the bed you were on

wait. A window? Your eyes shot open at the realization, this wasn't your bed. There was no way you would ever be able to afford all the fancy stuff in it. You practically jumped out of the bed, you were wearing only a very fine silk nightgown and bonnet. You walked over to the door, about to open it when it opened itself

A pair of black eyes stared at you, and you stared right back. The elderly man held a tea set in his hands, suddenly breaking the silence

"I see you are awake.. that is good news, im sure you're wondering where you are right now hm? Come nowy dear, let's sit down and talk over this subject over tea"

You hesitantly followed him to the cornet of the room, sitting across from him on the little tea table. He seemed frail and weak, the thought about rocking his shit so you could escape crossed your mind, but you couldn't do that to an old man. It was against your morality

"so.. who are you? Where am I?"

"I am cosmo soleris, the headmaster of this school. You are in my school, one of my students found you unconscious in the woods and brought you here, tell me, do you remember anything?"

"no just.. some guy kidnapped me after I finished showering I think..?"

"I'm terribly sorry this has happened to you.. unfortunately it seems you aren't from our world, so it may take a while for us to find a way for you to return home"

"...what."

He explained to you of different worlds and realm travelling of which you understood nothing of, only that a hole must have opened to their world in the middle of your kidnapping and you must've fell through

"rest assured my dear, we will do everything we can to find this hole and send you back home. In the meantime, you are welcome to stay here until he figure everything out. Oh! Where are my manners.. what is your name?"

"y/n.. y/n l/n.."

"welcome y/n"

he smiled warmly at you, setting down his teacup. Guess you had to stay for a while.. fuck, you already missed your bed

Cosmo offered for you to study at the school meanwhile, he looked for a way to send you back home. At first you thought it would be nice, you were supposed to enter your senior year anyway, and free tuition is always a welcome benefit to dropping into some random ass world. Until your new schedule was dropped off, Cosmo's annoying ass pet bird swooped into your bedroom through a window on the roof. Honking and cawing until you got up.

You shot dirty looks at the bird, rolling your eyes as you grumbled and muttered. Trudging to the tiny bathroom to get ready. After you got out, the bird sat on your bed. Staring at you with it's beady eyes

"what are you even..a chicken? Duck? Cockroach?"

It only cawed at you before hopping onto the floor, walking to the door and waiting for you to open it. You sighed and walked over, making your way down the hall with the bird as your guide

"what did Cosmo call you again? Phee-phee?"

It chirped as if saying "yes"

"Well phee-phee.. guess we're stuck together for a while"

You were so distracted Talking to the ugly ass bird you didn't notice the girl right Infront of you. It was too late since you bumped into her and somehow fell onto her tits

"oh my god shit are you okay-"

"ow.. that hurt.."

You looked up, only to come face to face with the hottest girl you've ever seen. No, literally. She was so hot, scalding actually. You winced as you quickly got off her, helping her get back up

"so you're the new transfer student.. I am Chloe javius Skylar. Pleasure to make your acquaintance."

She did a polite short bow, blonde curls bouncing a bit

"..hey chloe, do you like girls"

"huh."

#This part is short because I'm a lazy bum #yandere x reader #queenie answers #yandere x darling #queenie ocs #queenie writes #ocs #yandere #Yandere female x reader #Oc x reader #Yandere girl x reader #x fem reader #Yandere x fem reader #Yandere series #Tw yandere #crack fic #yandere male #yandere male x reader #male yandere #soft yandere #Fantasy #Fantasy yandere x reader

[kelpie-mare]

It has come to my attention that my appalachian/southern prhases are not common everywhere, so here are some of my favorites:

You couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel - literally you fucked up so bad you broke the laws of physics with your dumbassary OR the tools are there and you're too stubborn or ignorant to use them

You wouldn't know what to do if you were holding a pail of water and your ass was on fire - you have the tools. Whether or not you're too stupid to use them is another question. (You can lead a horse to water)

The devil's beating his wife - something that's so out of ordinary/character that it seems wrong. USUALLY it's the "reason" sunshowers happen. (The devil is basically Gomez Adams to his wife in our lore, so him beating her means something impossible is happening)

I'm more nervous than a long-tail cat in a rocking chair factory. - i'm so incredibly anxious.

This's louder than two skeletons fucking on a tin roof (in a thunderstorm) - that shit's loud. Extra loudness requires adding the thunderstorm.

This/that/you're as useful as tits on a boarhog. Boarhog is slang for male hog.

I'm sweating like a whore in church - it's so hot/humid i feel like a sex worker in a judgy baptist pew - OR, i'm in the hotseat pew myself for something besides sex work stigma

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear OR you can put lipstick on a hog, but it's still a hog - dress it up all you like, the situation's still ugly

You sure made a cow's ass outta that - a cow's ass is when you hammer a nail too hard, and the hammer leaves 2 half moon marks that look like a cow's ass. It's not worth it to pull the nail, sand the wood and try again: you CANNOT undo or fix it.

In this way: you hammered too hard and fucked the situation up permenantly.

Slap yo momma / slap your momma / slap your grandma - something is so surprising it shocks you into doing the unthinkable of bitch slapping a respected older woman. Often "the food my mom made is SO good i slapped her" is a context.

Slap yo mamma is separate bc there is a seasoning mix called "so good you'll slap yo mamma" or slap yo mamma for short. This is specifically from Black southern culture (it's cajun based seasoning for reference) and it's important for me not to lump in "yo" as just another word for "you" bc it is an AAE word, not a synonym. Slap yo/your granny has the influence that most non-Black folks i know don't use Granny as much as like...grandma, meemaw, etc. But these terms overlap.

You're just the south end of a north-bound bull - i call bullshit

We had a come to Jesus - more recently it has moved to people, but it has always been in the context of training a shitstain animal (usually a green colt)

Basically: we're gonna fight, and you're gonna lose. (No this is not abusive bc the animal is never beaten or frightened into behaving. It's just that trainers will encourage or prod a horse to get all his explosive anger out...and when he's calm, the trainer rewards him with space and softness. Let him fight it all out first kinda thing)

And my favorite, which is more Texas and less West Virginia:

Bless your heart - you stupid, bitchy, need a comeuppence motherfucker.

A lot of these might sound similar to Irish colloquilisms to you. The reason for this is that folk/mountain (what most people call hillbilly) culture was a huge part of eastern southern culture. See also: irish fiddle to folk fiddle pipeline.

I have not sanitized these phrases, and i will not. Sometimes, words are offensive, but that does not mean that silencing culture and history is the answer.

Some of these words or phrases can trigger people or be harmful. That is fact. However, the intent was NEVER to harm marginalzied communities. Remember, my family is white, so we don't experience racism, but we were poor, dirty, cousin-fucking hillbillies. It's reclaiming uncouth language to empower our clmmunity.

These phrases are to build community, not to make someone feel bad cause they said "whore" and not "sex worker."

PLEASE reblog/comment with ones you knew or were supprised by. If u also have cultural sayings u wanna share, i welcome it!!

Discussion of the validity/bias/intellegence of these phrases will get u blocked.

@shinylyni i know u will find this cool!

#colloquialism #language #appalachia #southern culture

[myeyesarebrighter]

I bought what looked like cute t shirt and short pajamas from target… in my size… and folks, these things are bonkers. The shorts are sort of whatever - short and a little snug but fine. But the top is …. I don’t know. Cropped? Like standing perfectly straight up outside the bed it’s cropped to a cute level. And then I lift my arms and my tits are plopping out the bottom of the shirt. And it’s cute when that happens on tv but it’s really fucking not at 40-whatever after breastfeeding two kids and various weight gain/loss. And just, why target? What’d you do me dirty like this? I’m going to wake up with this shirt around my neck and my tits in two different zip codes. Just label this shit “no moms” or “under a B cup” or fuck me just “perky tits only.” I don’t know. I needed warning. My husband is going to love them. I also don’t need that help!

[island-in-the-shadows]

Ngl I need to watch 2x4 again because there was WAY too much going on... (not in order because fuck)

Spoilers below!

1. Claudia in that ghoulish play in an outfit that's giving Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

2. Claudia being failed by the men in her life as usual. Like, Louis, you are just sitting there like a chump.

3. Santiago serving in every single scene he's in.

4. Louis being a pretentious "artsy" asshat (met way too many of those irl).

5. Who the fuck put some famous photos in the pile?

6. Wtf is happening to my boomer son? (And why is it so telling that it's specifically Armand he remembers and not so much Louis and why does that make me want to break things?)

7. Claudia and Louis fighting and Louis being so dickmatised he ignores Claudia's valid concerns.

8. Romeo, Armand? I'm with Lestat, that was funny.

9. Armand's backstory....I mean I've read TVA, I knew. But the acting? The music choices? The whole scene? Even Lestat being haughty in the background? 💔

10. Lol and I thought I disliked Marius already. The show decided that Marius lovers were not going to win the day. Damn they made him worse.

11. Santiago stealing the journals.

12. The Louis and Dreamstat moment in the rain. All of it.

13. Louis putting on his pimp persona and then calling Armand his birth name (fuck you, Louis). Even if Armand is still technically in control, not fucking cool, Louis.

14. Claudia and Madeline. All of it. Everything. You ladies would've bopped to Femininomenon because wtf have men done for either of you atp? I love that Madeline actually LISTENS to Claudia.

15. Present day cringemarriage having a tits out fight in their cage bedroom. Petition to see them tops off more often especially...well, where have you been hiding all that my guy? Clap clap clap costume design.

16. But also, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY SAYING LATER? That fight went OFF. It was loud because Daniel could hear their voices in the living room but not clearly. Wtf was the argument? Where are we going with it? Like just because of some photos? I don't think so.

17. We just KNEW Daniel was going to find himself in those files, didn't we? Is it the only photos? Or are there more in other files? Say in...Paramours? Who is the Kathrynn lady he hovered over in the victims file?

18. I can't believe they did us real dirty at the end and pulled a Sopranos where they finished off mid sen----

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire claudia #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #i know i missed points but really so much happened this episode it was WILD #i want you more than anything in the world #iwtv s2 #iwtv spoilers #next episode will actually kill me #i'm not even gonna be on tumblr at all next saturday #i feel for every question we get answered there's 3 more questions added

[breakableprincess]

do you ever start talking with someone who has a certain kink and can feel yourself get worse extremely fast? anyways now I've got this fantasy that won't get out of my head

WARNING: hard kinks, including: Detrans/Misgendering (trans woman), Rape/Non-con, Transfem Superiority, (Trans Inclusive) Misogyny, Sadomasochism. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.

Being a really bitchy and entitled young trans woman who got to transition early and now passes with no problems and has a voice that everyone loves, sharing a locker space with an older trans woman who took hrt much later in life and whose voice still betrays her often

This older woman would always share looks at the other girls in the locker room when she thought she wasn't watched, and being like I was I'd always think badly of her for it, but also I couldn't help but notice she would watch me much more intensely than anyone else

One day when no one else was around and she had been staring even more than usual I would get fed up with it and confront her

"I know what you're doing!!! Stop it!!!" "Huh, what? What do you want?" "You've been staring at the other girls all this time and especially at me!!! Do you think you're slick? Do you think you're being a great person??? It's because of people like you that I dont-"

At this point she takes a step towards me, confronting me

"People like me huh?? Do you want to elaborate on that, princess?"

Her voice coarse but sweet yet condescending all at the same time, I know I am getting threatened and, not wanting to lose the battle without even trying to fight back, I bark back without thinking:

"You- you- you're acting just like some sort of man with tits!"

Ah fuck. As soon as I say that I raise my hands to my mouth in shock. I can't believe I said something so hurtful, no matter how creepy she'd been towards me and the other girls

She looks flabbergasted but takes another step towards me, locking me between herself and the wall behind me

"Oh hoho? Is that what you really think of me, huh?"

She says, grabbing me by my shirt before slamming me violently to the wall behind me

"I-i-i'm so sorry!!! I really didn't mean to i-"

"Oh no sweetheart, I don't think you fully understand your position here. You have to shut the fuck up."

Her frame much larger than mine, towering over me, making me feel small and useless

"You think you've got it all figured out don't you? You think you can escape the hate of the world just by blending in and acting like a precious little girl, don't you??? Well don't think you can escape me. I know what you are, what you truly are."

She shoves me to the ground in one swift motion

"You are a pathetic,"

She kicks me

"disgusting,"

She bends down to grab me again and puts me on all fours

"freak!"

She lowers my skirt

"Someone who would throw away all the love for your community,"

And my panties

"just so you get to feel like a member of society at large!"

She grabs a nice feel of my ass

"And since you want to act like some sort of cissy girl,"

She removes her pants and I can feel her cock near my entrance

"I'll show you what 'men with tits' do to transphobic cissies like you."

I take a deep breath, resigned to what's about to happen. Maybe like this I will learn respect one day...

#my concepts #misgender kink #detrans kink #transfem supremacy #transfem superiority

[pinacoladamatata]

"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂

#ohohooooohoo the little random tidbits devs and voice actors have dropped about his companion arc is making me NERVOUS #just throwin out some meta thoughts here #in order for astarion to *get rid of* the tadpole; cazador *has* to die first. like i'll bet my left tit this is conditional #since cazzy is apparently a control freak he might be enemies w the mindflayers/absolute cult bc ''bleh bleh my city'' #i think its entirely possible that we could ally w cazador against the absolute; this would like have to result in astarion attacking tav #im just worried it might be like; you have to at least temporarily side w the absolute if you kill cazzy? #idk! idk! #and like i do think there will probably be a 3rd option of like 'i hate both these groups kill them both' but man. #and then there's whatever is going on w his ''this soul is not for sale except in the realm of the undead'' stamp #like are we gonna have to go the there? wherever the fuck that is? #pls amelia i am begging on my knees i need a sign! of hope! #bc now the hug and hand holding in the trailer is making me think larian is trying to trick me into believing he'll be okay #only to hit me with a devastating ending(s) no matter what #idk. man. i read astarion's writer was fanes writer. idk dos2 but like i am aware of what......happened w that 'romance' #pls i need a sign larian #i am so sick of the bioware style romances! the morrigans! the solases ! the unresolved endings of it all! ENOUGH #i want closure from this i am begging #for once in my life i just want closure for a video game romance ending #i JUST THINK LIKE ideally. for me. he'd have at least 1 ending where he's not cured but lives happily ever after* #i am having a hard time picturing him cured of vampirism. tbh. but if it's possible without him immediately dying then. well hats off #its 2 AM here i need to knock it tf off and go to bed #........unless.....yall want to enable me and discuss this further #i am 1 more bad day away from writing a thesis on this in MLA format istg

[todayisafridaynight]

lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic

#snap chats #sorry but this has been my truth for months its time i speak on it #its true tho i dont think this is a shocking revelation to anyone #s'just like saying grass grows and birds fly #i will not support his prep phase its not happening hes such a dweeb now #rgg knew this fact with him showing off his tit despite that being like. The Worst Place Ever to inject yourself #we already discussed how he wasnt physically able to fuck and that was a nerf it was to humble him and keep him controlled and thats awful #frame one got me lookin at the screen like 👁👁 and then he open his mouth and my eyes get bigger and i sit in dead silence #was crackin jokes and chattin with myself every other second and then 🧍‍♂️ Go On Beautiful Keep Talking Idc What You Sayin #im a man until he starts talking about 'his girl' and then suddenly im feeling some kinda way #tho that might just be cringe cause why does bro talk like how i used to in high school 😭😭😭😭 #thats the funniest part about masato/aoki to me like. there's so much bullshit bout them that reminds me of high school #but thats the thing that was High School like im grown an shit this bro never grew up apparently AND HE STARTS THE GAME AT 23 #wait back to the subject line of this post i be acting like aoki dont got me unwise a total of like. four time either #sorry everyone there was something in the water today and now im ill #its cause i cant draw this weekend so i have to be disgusting some other way #gonna make it everyone else's problem but worse #anyway i have to end this post because the more i t hink about the high school comparison the more i start to cringe