#nsfg

[scynopsis]

I made this in correlation to the WizardBrave Hanahaki Fic . Finally posted a new chapter after 7 months. 

#wizardbrave #cookie run #nsfg #cookie run kingdom #wizard cookie #gingerbrave

[farnwedel]

Samantha Young

Fountain Bridge – Verbotene Küsse

(Spoiler: Außer, dass gesagt wird, dass die Geschichte in Edinburgh spielt, deutet nichts auf die Stadt hin. Fountainbridge ist allerdings ein ganz hübscher Stadtteil.)

Dramatis Personae:

Ellie Carmichael – blond, klutzy, kein Kontakt zum Vater, verliebt in Adam

Braden (🙄) Carmichael – Ellies älterer Halbbruder, Architekt

Adam Gerard Sutherland – Bradens bester Freund, ebenfalls Architekt

Jocelyn – zuerst Ellies Mitbewohnerin, später Bradens Freundin

Kapitel 1

…beginnt mit einem massiven Spoiler, das liebe ich ja:

Vor acht Monaten hatte man bei mir einen Gehirntumor diagnostiziert. […] Die Diagnose hatte meine Familie und meine Freundin Joss schwer erschüttert. Vor allem aber hatte sie Adam, dem besten Freund meines Bruders, einen kräftigen Tritt in den Allerwertesten versetzt. Er hatte endlich offen gestanden, dass er mich liebte, und seitdem waren wir kaum einen Tag getrennt gewesen.

Warum???? Das nimmt doch das Ende komplett vorweg. Sie hätte einfach mit dem Tagebucheintrag und Flashback beginnen können, in dem die vierzehnjährige Ellie völlig aufgelöst ihren Bruder Braden (Bruden? Brader?) anruft, weil ein gewisser Brian Fairmont das Gerücht verbreitet, er habe mit ihr geschlafen. Braden schickt Adam vorbei, der Brian dazu bringt, das Gerücht öffentlich zu widerrufen. Ellie ist hin und weg und schmachtet ihren sieben Jahre älteren Retter, der für sie wie ein zweiter großer Bruder ist, heimlich an.

Kapitel 2

Offenbar läuft das alles so. Ein, zwei Absätze in der Gegenwart, dann Tagebuch und Flashback. Hurra.

In diesem Kapitel hat baby Ellie ihr erstes Date mit einem gewissen Sam Smith (🤭), das ihr komplett dadurch versaut wird, dass Braden, Adam und Ellies Stiefvater Clark dem Jungen einen dreifachen shovel talk verpassen. Entsprechend sauer ist Ellie hinterher auf die drei, insbesondere Adam, der sich aufführt, als wäre er ihr Bruder, wo er das doch definitiv nicht ist. Außerdem wirft sie ihm vor, dass er doch keine Ahnung von festen Beziehungen habe, so, wie er seine Freundinnen verschleißt. Es ist alles maximal unangenehm.

Kapitel 3

Adam gesteht Ellie, dass er sie zum ersten Mal am Morgen nach ihrem 18. Geburtstag als begehrenswerte Frau wahrgenommen hat. Nein, wie praktisch! Da war sie ja grade volljährig.

Laut Flashback hat Adam an besagtem Geburtstag eine der Angestellten der Cateringfirma gevögelt und Ellie hatte aus Rache Sex mit ihrem damaligen Freund. (Der ihr „den ersten Orgasmus ihres Lebens“ beschert hatte – sammal, hat die Gute sich nie gefingert?) Und als sie Adam am nächsten Morgen davon erzählt hat, hat das bei ihm den Schalter umgelegt.

Kapitel 4

Um das Maß voll zu machen, starb Ellies deadbeat Vater Douglas ein paar Tage nach ihrem Geburtstag und ihr Freund Liam betrog sie mit ihrer BFF Allie. Ach, Ellie, Allie…das kann man schonmal verwechseln.

Eines Abends hatte Ellie mit einem gewissen Christian ein Date im gleichen Restaurant wie Adam mit einer gewissen Meagan. Zum Glück waren sowohl Chris als auch Meg unsympathisch, sodass Adam und Ellie hinterher zu zweit was trinken waren. Braden hat Adams Studiengebühren bezahlt, btw, und Ellie studiert mittlerweile Kunstgeschichte an der University of Edinburgh. Adam und Ellie küssen sich beinahe, als Adams Handy klingelt. Es ist Braden. Danach ist Ellie noch klarer, dass zwischen Adam und ihr nie was laufen darf.  Weil…plot, oder so.

Kapitel 5

„Ich bin in Panik geraten. Ich war noch nie so hart von einer bloßen Lippenberührung. Danach wollte ich dich jedes Mal vögeln, wenn wir uns gesehen haben.“

Romantisch.

Jedenfalls hatte Ellie später was mit einem Richard Stirling (wir sind in Schottland, darling! Ihr nächster Freund heißt dann Alasdair Perth und danach kommt Hamish Inverness), der über sie aber eigentlich nur Bradens Firma ausspionieren wollte. Adam hat ihm dafür eins in die Fresse gehauen. Ellie fährt zu ihm, um sich zu bedanken. Adams Wohnung ist so stylish, dass Ellie sich bemüßigt fühlt, uns zu versichern, dass er 100% hetero und maskulin ist. 🙄

Sie machen irgendwann auf seinem Sofa rum (das ist tatsächlich ganz okay geschrieben/übersetzt) und sind literally einen Millimeter davor, ungeschützten Sex zu haben, als Adam plötzlich auffällt, dass das hier ja die kleine Schwester seines besten Freundes ist, und er einen…ähm…Rückzieher macht. Ellie denkt, er wollte immer nur Sex ohne Gefühle, zieht sich wieder an und haut ab.

Kapitel 6

Adam erklärte jedem Typen, der Interesse an Ellie zeigte, dass er gefälligst seine Finger bei sich lassen solle. Ellie beschloss, ihn mit Nichtachtung zu strafen, was aber nur solange funktionierte, bis sie mit Braden und ein paar anderen in einer Bar waren, wo Braden die Barkeeperin Joss (Ellies Mitbewohnerin) anmachen wollte und Adam Ellie zwang, in seinem Arm aufm Sofa zu sitzen, wo er dann behauptete, es sei seine Aufgabe, sie zu beschützen.

Ich versteh nicht, was daran romantisch sein soll.

Kapitel 7

Nach einem katastrophalen Abend in einer Bar, an dem Braden den Typen zusammenschlägt, mit dem seine Ex ihn betrogen hat, weil der Joss angemacht hat, bringt Adam Ellie nach Hause, fingert sie und sagt dann, dass er das nicht hätte tun sollen. Ellie gesteht ihm ihre Liebe und schickt ihn dann ein für alle Mal weg, weil er sie nicht genug zurückliebt, um das Braden gegenüber eingestehen zu können.

Kapitel 8

Ellie erhält die Diagnose, dass sie einen gutartigen Hirntumor hat. Es sorgt dafür, dass Adam ihr und Braden endlich gesteht, dass er sie liebt. Braden wusste es schon die ganze Zeit. Arsch. Der jetzt mit Joss zusammen ist, wenn ich das richtig verstanden habe. Adam erklärt Ellie den Unterschied zwischen „Liebe machen“ und „vögeln“ und macht dann beides mit ihr.

Kapitel 9

Wir sind wieder in der Gegenwart. Ellie sammelt ihre Tagebücher ein – auf den Knien, was dazu führt, dass Adam sich hinter sie kniet und erklärt, er werde sie jetzt „auf ihrer gemeinsamen Vergangenheit vögeln“. The end.

#adventskranz 2023 #edinburgh love stories #nsfg

[mwg-out-of-context]

#mwg out of context #discord #not even from my dms #nsfg

[kirus-grotto]

Oops wrote smut instead of finishing my chapter fic 🥴

18+

Azul x GN!Yuu

Desk Time

~~~”Hey Azul. Bet I can keep you from finishing any work for the day. And when I win you have to take a week off work!”~~~

Azul flinched slightly, his breath hitching for just a moment as he continued filling out his paperwork. His face reddened heavily the more their little “bet” went on.

“Juuust give it up, Azul~” Yuu teased lightly from underneath his desk. “You know I’m going to win so just stop fighting it hmm?”

A small gasp escaped Azul. He quickly bit his lip to keep more sounds from escaping him. Curse the seven for him going along with this. He realized far too late that he should have made them sign a contract.

The stroking he felt on his groin quickened again causing him to flinch and groan again.

A knock on the door had then both freeze. Jade’s voice called in to let Azul know he had a client wanting to meet with him.

The businessman hesitated a moment, glancing down at the person under his desk who was giving him a mischievous smirk. “…Very well let them in.” Azul said after a moment.

The next 10 or so minutes felt like an eternity. Azul had been doing his best not to let his facial expressions show that anything was wrong. The urge to readjust himself was strong. Yuu was at least generous enough to keep their movements slow to start, but every now and then they would quicken their pace for just a moment hoping to get him to squirm.

Finally, once the terms of the contract were worked out, the student stepped closer to the desk in order to sign. Yuu had taken that opportunity to slowly lick up the shaft. Azul shivered, having to cough to cover for himself.

The student gave him a strange look before signing away his magic. Just as said student was about to leave Yuu decided to finally wrap their lips completely around the cock they were teasing for so long. A small, shuddering moan escaped Azul’s lips as the door shut.

Gloved hands reached down to grasp at Yuu’s hair, fully giving in to his own pleasure. He threw his head back as his breathing hitched, feeling himself getting closer to his peak.

“Hey boss ya seen shrimpy anywhere?” Floyd asked as he suddenly threw the door open. “Coulda sworn they—“

“L-Leave!” Azul squeaked out, his face flushing completely at the disturbance before he lost himself fully, face contorting in absolute bliss as he came.

Yuu had fully deep throated him, practically choking themself to get him off. Azul felt even more embarrassed having done so in front of Floyd. He knew there was no living that down.

The eel couldn’t hide his laugh. “Guess I’ll have to bring ya a towel~” he teased as he went to close the door. “I wanna have a turn next time!”

Azul hid his face in his hands as he pushed his chair back enough for Yuu to get out from under the desk.

“Heh. I win.” They merely teased. “But I’m not done down here. Unless you wanna switch places. This time with the door locked.”

The silver haired man didn’t think it was possible for his face to be so red. He couldn’t bring himself to say anything, only able to nod his head as he allowed them to take his chair as he himself got into his knees.

#twst azul #twst fanfic #twisted wonderland #azul x yuu #azul ashengrotto #twst x reader #gn!reader #nsfg #not safe for grim

[beforus-for-real-justice]

hi. the askbox thing said to ask about your glowing bulge?

OH MY GOG I HAVE TO FIX THAT. TYZ WAS THAT YOU -MOD CIRAVA

#wrigglers don't look #nsfg #mod cirava

[theygotlost]

kirayoshi only not crying when miles or worf hold him cause of their powerful dilf energies

#nsfg

[awordwasthebeginning]

PROMPT TIME :D 1) Melanie / Wilma (Die wilden Hühner) 2) AU: Die Nebel von Avalon

Oh mein Gott meine Göttin 😂😂😂

"Ich bin froh, dass du dich für den Weg der Göttin entschieden hast", flüsterte Wilma, während sie mit bebenden Fingern den blauen Halbmond, den Kuss der Ceridwen, auf Melanies Stirn nachfuhr.

"Ich bin froh, dass du es warst, die ihn mir gezeigt hat", erwiderte Melanie, ihre Stimme heiser vor Ehrfurcht vor der Heiligkeit dieses Momentes.

Sie lehnte sich zurück und schloss die Augen, gab sich der spirituell bedeutsamen Berührung von Wilmas Händen hin, die die Spiralen und Schlangen auf ihrer Haut verfolgten und dabei tiefer und tiefer wanderten.

#thank you so much #das war leichter als ich dachte #dwh #die nebel von avalon #nsfg (not safe for gwenhwyfar) #awordwasthebeginning writes #ask thingy #loquor #german stuff

[dirtgnome]

old gnomish proverb: the bigger the hat the better the dick

#gnomes #nsfg (not safe for gnomelings)

[and-then-there-were-n0ne]

Scholars have long known that youthful marriage is a strong predictor of divorce. For instance, someone who marries at 25 is over 50 percent less likely to get divorced than is someone who weds at age 20. Most youthful couples simply do not have the maturity, coping skills, and social support it takes to make marriage work. In the face of routine marital problems, teens and young twenty-somethings lack the wherewithal necessary for happy resolutions.

What about age at marriage past the twenties? Delaying marriage from the teens until the early twenties produces the largest declines in divorce risk, for totally understandable reasons: we’re all changing a lot more from year to year as teenagers than when we’re in our twenties or thirties. [...] Still, earlier scholarship found that the risk of divorce continued to decline past that point, albeit at a milder rate (as the figure using 1995 data shows below). And why wouldn’t it? Couples in their thirties are more mature and usually have a sounder economic foundation. Conversely, youthful marriage is correlated with lower educational attainment, which compounds divorce risk no matter how old you are.

But what was true for decades no longer seems to be the case. I analyzed data collected between 2006 and 2010 from the National Survey of Family Growth (NSFG). The trick is to use statistical methods that permit nonlinear relationships to emerge (click here for more information on these methods). My data analysis shows that prior to age 32 or so, each additional year of age at marriage reduces the odds of divorce by 11 percent. However, after that the odds of divorce increase by 5 percent per year. The change in slopes is statistically significant. The graph below shows what the relationship between age at marriage and divorce looks like now.

This is a big change. To the best of my knowledge, it’s only recently that thirty-something marriage started to incur a higher divorce risk. It appears to be a trend that’s gradually developed over the past twenty years: a study based on 2002 data observed that the divorce risk for people who married in their thirties was flattening out, rather than continuing to decline through that decade of life as it previously had.

How can this change be explained? The first step to answering this question is to see if the pattern persists after adjusting for a variety of social and demographic differences between survey respondents. Indeed it does: thirty-something marriage continues to yield a higher divorce rate even after controlling for respondents’ sex, race, family structure of origin, age at the time of the survey, education, religious tradition, religious attendance, and sexual history, as well as the size of the metropolitan area that they live in. Note that the NSFG is a cross-sectional survey, which means that all respondent information was collected at a single point in time. Consequently the effects of education, religious attendance, and other impermanent demographic attributes on marital stability may not be causal. Results involving these variables should therefore be treated as provisional.

None of these variables seem to have much of an effect on the relationship between age at marriage and divorce risk. Additional tests revealed that the relation seems to function more or less the same for everyone: male or female, less or more educated, religious or irreligious, intact or nonintact family of origin, and limited versus extensive sexual history prior to marriage. For almost everyone, the late twenties seems to be the best time to tie the knot. [...]

My money is on a selection effect: the kinds of people who wait till their thirties to get married may be the kinds of people who aren’t predisposed toward doing well in their marriages. [...] More generally, perhaps people who marry later face a pool of potential spouses that has been winnowed down to exclude the individuals most predisposed to succeed at matrimony.

There are obvious strengths and weaknesses to this sort of explanation. [...] But we do know beyond a shadow of a doubt that people who marry in their thirties are now at greater risk of divorce than are people who wed in their late twenties. This is a new development. This finding changes the demographic landscape of divorce, and lends credence to scholars and pundits making the case for earlier marriage.

Note: Unadjusted estimates of divorce in NSFG in 1995 and 2006-2010.

#marriage #miscellaneous

[farnwedel]

Lizenz zum Beißen 14: "Ich glaube, es gibt Krieg. Mein Säbel juckt"

Sie vögeln. Phil unternimmt zwar noch einen Versuch, ihr zu erzählen, dass er Formwandler ist, aber Schwanz ist Schwanz, was willst machen, erst wird gefickt.

Mitten in der Nacht weckt Vanda Phil, weil sie Hunger hat. Phil ruft Connor an, der Phineas schickt (dem trotz Duschen und frischer Klamotten sofort auffällt, dass die beiden was miteinander haben). Er bringt Blut und Waffen mit.

„Das ist ja merkwürdig.“  Vanda drehte sich auf der Stelle und sah sich in der Hütte um. „Hier gibt es gar keine Jagdgewehre. Wie habt ihr die Tiere denn umgebracht?“

Phil so: ööööh, Howard bewahrt die woanders auf, damit sie keiner klauen kann.

Er nimmt Phineas auf einen „Kontrollgang“ mit nach draußen.

Vanda verschränkte die Arme und legte die Stirn in Falten. „Ich verstehe schon. Du willst mit ihm über grausames Kriegszeugs reden, ohne das kleine Frauchen zu erschrecken. Ich habe schon einmal einen Krieg durchgemacht, weißt du. Ich bin stark, verdammt.“

Nicht halb so stark, wie sie tat.

Sehr ihr, was ich meine? Seht ihr??? Vanda hat als frisch gebissener Vampir KZ-Wärter umgebracht und Phil mit seinen zarten 27 meint, sie käme nicht ohne seinen Schutz zurecht – und das Buch gibt ihm auch noch Recht. Boah, ey. 🙄

Phineas redet Phil ins Gewissen, dass er Vanda endlich reinen Wein einschenken solle, was seine Fähigkeiten und Sigismund angeht. Als sie zur Hütte zurückkehren, kommt ein Anruf herein – zwei Standorte von Romatech wurden bombardiert, vierzehn Vampire sind tot.

#lizenz zum beißen #gun control #geschlechterstereotype #nsfg

[mwg-out-of-context]

#mwg out of context #discord #nsfg

[spiritualdirections]

Falling birth rate not due to less desire to have children

This article has been written in several forms over several decades. People want to have more children than they actually end up having. I read a version of it, also using the NSFG data set, that found that women used to be pretty good at predicting how many children they would have, but then as they started delaying marriage for the sake of work, they became pretty bad about predicting their future fertility. This study emphasizes that people today want kids, they just aren't having them. That suggests that there's something about our culture which is getting in the way of people being able to have the families they desire. There are many explanations of why family sizes are shrinking that assume people don't want kids; this data shows that they want them, they just aren't that good at getting what they want. Perhaps they need to move out of the cities, or have their payroll taxes reduced, or have better childcare and parental leave policies available. They certainly need to get married and start having kids earlier if they want to reach their goals. In any case, if we adopt the modern view of government that it is supposed to help people live out their own life plans, then the gap between wanted and actual children is something policymakers should consider as important.

'The researchers used data from the National Survey of Family Growth, which has been asking people about their childbearing goals and behaviors for several decades. The NSFG doesn’t interview the same people each time, but it allowed the researchers to track a group of people born around the same time – a cohort, as scientists call these groups – as they passed through their childbearing years.

'They looked at 13 cohorts of women and 10 cohorts of men born between the 1960s and the 2000s. They were all asked how many children they intended to have, if any.

'Americans have been pretty consistent with how many children they say they want to have from the 60s to the 2000s,” Hayford said. “Men generally say they want slightly fewer children than women do, but, like women, their preferred number of children hasn’t changed much.”

'The percentage of people who said they don’t plan to have any children has increased, from about 5-8% in the 1960s and 1970s to 8-16% in the 1990s and 2000s.  But that alone can’t explain the decline in the number of babies being born. Hayford noted that the number of unintended births, especially among people in their 20s, has declined in recent decades, which has helped reduce the birth rate.

'“But that doesn’t change the fact that people aren’t having as many children as they say they want, especially at earlier ages,” Hayford said. “It may be that they’re going to have those kids when they’re 35, but maybe they won’t.”

'For example, the study found some evidence that people are reducing the number of children they say they intend to have as they get older. “As they age, they may be realizing how hard it is to have kids and raise kids in the United States and they’re saying they only want to have the one child, and don’t want a second one,” she said.

'In addition, would-be parents may have more difficult conceiving as they get older.

'Larger economic and social forces are also having an impact on birth rates. The birth rate declined significantly during the Great Recession that started in 2008, which is a typical response to an economic downturn. However, the birth rate continued to decline even after the recession was over, Hayford said.

'This study ended before COVID-19, but the pandemic served as another fertility shock, at least at first. “It remains to be seen whether fertility will be able to rebound not just from the Great Recession, but from the pandemic as well,” she said.

'For those who are concerned about America’s dropping birth rates, this study suggests that there is no need to pressure young people into wanting more kids, Hayford said. “We need to make it easier for people to have the children that they want to have,” she said.  “There are clear barriers to having children in the United States that revolve around economics, around child care, around health insurance.”

#population and demographics #children #family size #demographics

[trans-advice]

Tepetochtli☀︎︎ (HE/HIM) At mariachigoth From TikTok

20, he/him, Nahua & (Reconnecting)-Úza Two-Spirit Trans Man

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Video Caption & Creator’s pinned comments:

This is all very calculated and carefully planned on their end. We need to be miles ahead of them. #ICWA #reproductiverights #roevwade #IndianChildWelfareAct #Indigenous #indigenoustiktok #native #nativetiktok #reproductivejustice

Info From Threads:

[What can we do to support?] 1) Donate directly to indigenous families’ crowdfunding efforts. 2) show up and show out, protest with and for us.

Links that were brought up by the creator & some commentors as of 2022 June 25 21:57 Central Time. [trans-advice is using wayback archive versions]

https://web.archive.org/web/20220619012310/https://ncuih.org/2022/03/11/icwas-constitutionality-challenged-and-review-by-the-supreme-court-underway/

https://web.archive.org/web/20220313074816/https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/02/28/native-adoptions-supreme-court-indian-child/

https://web.archive.org/web/20220301222327/https://theintercept.com/2019/06/17/indian-child-welfare-act-goldwater-institute-legal-battle/

https://web.archive.org/web/20220508134729/https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/brackeen-v-haaland/

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Video Transcript:

Now that the Supreme Court has overturned Roe v Wade, they have their sights on the Indian Child Welfare Act as soon as next month. The Indian Child Welfare Act ("ICWA", for short), is an act that prevents native children from being ripped away from Indigenous communities, and homes, and families, and place them to white families.

The ICWA keeps the jurisdiction of Welfare of children within respective tribes. It is not a coincidence they've overturned Roe v Wade, and now have their sights on the ICWA.

You can pause to read, but it says one of the reasons for overturning Roe was because "the domestic supply of infants" was too low for families wanting to adopt.

(Screenshot: Footnote 46: See, e.g. CDC, Adoption Experiences of Women and Men and Demand for Children To Adopt by Women 18-44 Years of Age in the United States 16 (Aug 2008). [emphasized with yellow highlight by mariachigoth]: ("[N]early 1 million women were seeking to adopt children in 2002 (i.e. they were in demand for a child), whereas the domestic supply of infants relinquished at birth or within the first month of live and available to be adopted had become virtually nonexistent"); [End emphasis] CDC, National Center for Health Statistics, Adoption and Nonbiological Parenting, https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/a-keystat.htm#adoption (showing that approximately 3.1 million women between the ages of 18-49 had ever "[t]aken steps to adopt a child" based on data collected from 2015-2019).

White adoptive families very often treat their adoptive native children as commodities, as accessories, as something that will benefit them. They cut cultural ties, and they assimilate them. Not only will this be encroaching on tribal sovereignty, but it also means that indigenous children will be ripped away from their families, from their communities, from their cultures, in order to be placed in white homes. It is an ongoing act of genocide.

[end of video]

#signal boost #signal boooooost #icwa #tw genocide #two-spirit #lgbtqia+

[kgreen200]

[loulou1943]

[theygotlost]

o’brien is the best star trek character full stop

#nsfg