#oh their full names are fettuccine and alfredo :] my pasta babies

[kiddokori]

I wanna hear about your rats, bet they are cute 🐀

i rambled for too long read more at your own expense

they are very cute they are also tiny bastards. Fetta is a terror and a menace she eats my books shes destroyed several phone chargers shes taken chunks out of my wallet she has bitten holes in my clothes WHILE i am wearing them. Freddy is on medicine and she likes it Too Much it comes out of a little plastic syringe and she will hook her teeth into the end of the syringe and fight me for it, she literally took off the end of it, so I started putting the medicine on my fingertip to give to her but she somehow doesn’t understand the difference between me and the syringe and will hook her teeth into my finger and try to drag me into her cage. She stops once she realizes she’s hurting me she just gets too excited that is the only circumstance either of them has ever bit me or been aggressive at all. wait no that’s a lie Fetta tried to bite me once but she was recovering from surgery and not feeling good and I was stressing her out changing her bandages. Other than that. theyre very very sweet they groom my hair and hands they snuggle with me Freddy will take naps in my sleeves it’s cute. theyre very smart and social they recognize me im their buddy Fetta likes other people Freddy really only likes me and my little siblings she gets shy when other people are in my room she burrows her face into the crook of my elbow. they go fucking NUTS for scrambled eggs i have to spectate them because they Will fight over eggs otherwise they are best friends and snuggle together and groom each other and wrestle around but if eggs are involved they become monsters. i make them little rat sized pancakes sometimes :] ok im gonna stop ill go on forever they are my special little guys. fetta did a backflip one time

#i have posted pics of them somewhere in my rats tag #fetta is a very pretty rat she has a fun ombre on her back she goes from brown to like red/auburn #she has three little white hairs on her forehead #freddy is mostly grey she has the up high top ears and a little pointy nose and fetta has the low dumbo ears and a square face #theyre sisters same litter but theyre half dumbo and their parents look very different so they look very different #idk which one which took after idk what their parents look like but theyre very distinct in look and personality #i can tell the difference between them by how their fur feels fetta is smooth like a seal and fetta is like. not fluffy but her hair is thic #FREDDY. FREDDY HAS THICK HAIR NOT FETTA #oh their full names are fettuccine and alfredo :] my pasta babies

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

answer all of them!

11. what’s an inside joke you have with your friends?* there’s far too many to pick just one, honestly.

12. what’s your favorite planet?* saturn!

13. what’s something that made you smile today?* first, stanley anderson let me copy his math homework. then, @ask-melchior-gabor gave me some of his favorite pirate literature that i haven’t read yet during study hall. and then i got burgers with @ask-max-von-trenk and @ask-the-reformatory! (having normal food was SO great.)

14. if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?* a huge mess. seriously! at least my section would. it’d probably be decorated pretty clashingly, because we all have different interests. it’d definitely be covered in flowers. and it would have lots of books! (for melchior)

15. go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!* mercury is shrinking!!!

16. what’s your favorite pasta dish?* fettuccine alfredo…yum!

17. what color do you really want to dye your hair?* i don’t have any desire to dye my hair at the moment, honestly.

18. tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between between you and your friends and is always brought up.* @ask-moritz-stiefel exposed that i stabbed him with scissors once because i thought he was possessed. nobody wants to let it go!

19. do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw in it?* i do! when i feel really out of my head, i either ramble just to get everything off my mind, or draw some pretty strange stuff. it’s very useful.

20. what’s your favorite eye color?* green!

21. talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.* my trusty “in case of sudden escape” bag has seen me through everything. it’s always full of necessities, and it is immune to being torn apart! it’s very sturdy, small enough that i can wear it without feeling weighed down, easy to travel with, and still covered in paint. it’s been there for me through so much. love you, bag.

22. are you a morning person?* most of the time!

23. what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?* go down to the creek, lay out in the sun, listen to some music, and just relax.

24. is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?* i’m too ashamed to tell anybody ALL of my secrets — but in the matter of trust, i’d have no qualms placing my faith in max, melchior, and @ask-hanschen-rilow these guys are locked boxes.

25. what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?* one night, a group of us (the phallustics and some other models) were so drunk that we managed to get ourselves into a yacht that DEFINITELY didn’t belong to us. most of the passengers were pretty drunk too. i’ve also broken into a lighthouse…that was fun.

26. what are the shoes you’ve had forever and wear with every single outfit?* i have these killer sandles that are very ancient greece-like. they’re my favorites!

27. what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?* motitas banana gum!

28. sunrise or sunset?* sunrise

29. what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?* moritz does this adorable thing where his nose wrinkles when he thinks you’ve said something especially funny/outrageous. it’s so cute! i love it!

30. think of it: have you ever been truly scared?* yes.

31. what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.* i have a love-hate relationship with socks. as most of you know, i’m happiest barefoot. however, i love crazy/weird socks! especially knee-high ones! they’re so fun to play around with! i do not sleep in socks, though.

32. tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3 AM when you were with friends.* this one time, melchi and i were ridiculously high and we tried to order food. it went REALLY badly. he kept trying to not have to pay for food by psychoanalyzing the poor worker, and then i stood on a table, and we couldn’t stop laughing, and it was overall very chaotic and he’ll kill me for bringing it up again at some point. (love you, melchi!)

33. what’s your fave pastry?* OH! THERE’S SO MANY GREAT ONES TO CHOOSE FROM! i love sfogliatelle so much. i’ll go with that!

34. tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what did it look like? do you still keep it?* i wasn’t allowed to have one.

35. do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?* yes and yes!

36. which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?* misterwives.

37. do you like keeping your room messy or clean?* M E S S Y

38. tell us about your pet peeves!* people invading my personal space, being talked over, the sound of a fork scraping someone’s teeth, people who grab me without warning.

39. what color do you wear the most?* hmm…probably green!

40. think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s its story? does it mean anything to you?* the piercing in my collarbone? the one that keeps getting infected? i did it because i was really angry at the time — the night before i left. i was so, so tired of the way i had to live to keep modeling and to keep being pretty and all of that. it’s my freedom, baby!

41. what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? * it was a collection of h.p lovecraft’s works.

42. do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!* it’s small, but it’s always warm and it smells like vanilla. the people who work there are insanely friendly. it’s a bit dark, but in the cozy way. they always remember my name there.

43. who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?* moritz.

44. when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?* there was this one night where @ask-georg-zirschnitz and i were chilling on the roof. it was so quiet, and so warm, and i felt so safe. that was the end of last summer.

45. do you trust your instincts a lot?* incredibly so, yes.

46. tell us the worst pun you can think of.

47. what food do you think should be banned from the universe?* at the moment, fish.

48. do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?* yes! i just bought a duran-duran cd…no shame!

49. what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?* my father. no.

50. what’s an odd thing you collect?* georg says my collection of old letters written during the wars is weird.

51. think of a person. what song do you associate with them?* “baby’s on fire” by die antwoord.

52. what are your favorite memes of this year so far?* keanu reactions.

53. have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?* I HAVE THE RHPS MEMORIZED IN ITS ENTIRETY. MY DREAM IS TO DO ONE OF THE REENACTMENTS AS COLOMBIA. heathers is good, but hits a bit too close for me to watch comfortably. beetlejuice is a halloween classic! pulp fiction is also a classic i love.

54. who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?* i looked in a mirror. KIDDING! KIDDING! actually, stan the man did seem kinda sad today.

55. what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?* chugged nearly a whole bottle of benadryl. DON’T DO THAT.

56. what are some things you find endearing in people?* when they talk about things they love and their faces get all glowy. when they laugh.

57. go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?* shocked at how high freddie mercury’s voice can go. no, but i did start dancing.

58. who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?* i’m the wine mom, max is the vodka aunt. it just fits.

59. what’s your favorite myth?* the myth of arachne!

60. do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?* i adore poetry! the book “new american best friend” by olivia gatwood is full of all my favorites.

61. what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever been given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?* i don’t believe in stupid gifts!

62. do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?* orange juice!

63. are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or leave them be?* no! i leave them be, makes it easier for my siblings/friends to grab them when they want to.

64. what color is the sky where you are right now?* black.

65. is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d like to hang out with?* @ask-bobby-maler

66. what would your ideal flower crown look like?* full of baby’s breath and orchids! very big.

67. how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?* miserable. terrible. sad and alone.

68. what’s winter like where you live?* cold and bitter and awful.

69. what are your favorite board games?* clue!

70. have you ever used a ouija board?* yes

71. what’s your favorite kind of tea?* chai tea and bubble tea!

72. are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?* depends on my state of mind

73. what are some of your worst habits?* addiction and clinginess

74. describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.* very easygoing. lots of piercings. naggy about my personal health but throws caution to the wind with theirs. very handsome. a fantastic listener. an even better friend.

75. tell us about your pets!* hellbeasts.

76. is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?* homework.

77. pink or yellow lemonade?* pink!

78. are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?* the what?

79. what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?* one time, reinhold picked me up from school and he had this playlist full of music he thought i’d like and it was one of the sweetest things in the world.

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
• i have white walls! i didn’t, but georg’s mom lets me draw on them :)
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
• luminous! 
82: are/were you good in school?
• i…don’t think my grades indicate my understanding of what we’re being taught.
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
• david bowie has cool covers!
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
• i have one! i don’t want another at this moment, but maybe later…
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
• teen titans is a fun read
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
• THE RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST!!!
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
• black swan. the rocky horror picture show. moulin rouge. 
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
• tons! i go too in-depth, though. 
89: are you close to your parents?* no.
90: talk about one of your favorite cities.
• novosibirsk. so cool. 
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
• i don’t know yet!
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
• DROWN IT
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
• i like putting flowers in my hair. i leave it down! 
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
• wiebke from lit class!
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
• i don’t know yet. get really fucking high? maybe leave town.
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
• depends
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
• i don’t know. taurus. i don’t know.
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
• last weekend! it was lovely!
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
• vagabond by misterwives, homeless by marina kaye, rootless by marina and the diamonds
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?* neither. i don’t want to risk that.

#ilse neumann #ask