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#ok im rlly gonna shut up now 💀
randomveyn · 2 years
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How do you think Shuhei hisagi would deal with going to the world of the living and him meeting a human and he develops a crush on this human (shinigami and human’s aren’t usually together, so the drama!), they get along well and this human thinks he’s really funny and sweet? They have come across his terrible musical playing, haven’t liked it, but they’re still supportive of him getting better too. This crush enjoys seeing his artsy side. (Dude has no chance with Rangiku xD so).
this is…so sweet and sad at the same time 💔 cuz i can totally see shuhei as someone who gets attached easily.
✨ super long rambles under the cut ✨
human!reader just walks up to him one day and calls him handsome, complimenting his tattoos. his punk ass face gets blushy and smitten in seconds lolol but he truly appreciates it. like he thought he comes off as scary and aloof, so he never imagined anyone would find him attractive. bonus point if they tells him his scars makes him look manly, he's insecure abt them 🥺
then he starts to hang around them more because cut this man some slacks. poor baby shuhei was so busy and tired running the squad all by himself.
cook him dinner, invite him over for a movie night, buy him new leather jackets okayy? 🥺 he forgot when was the last time he actually felt safe and secured around someone. (kaname rlly broke his heart so put them back for him pls) and omg his guitar playing lol deep down inside he knows he's kinda bad at it so the fact that reader takes the time to listen to it, he's crying river inside. ╥﹏╥
sadly, it's like what you said, shinigami and humans don't end up together. (idk if it's forbidden or just…physically not possible?) he probably doesn't realize he's crossing the line until his muguruma-taicho come back and whip his ass back to senses. shuhei was too drowned in the comfort that reader provides him that he doesn't realize it's love.
he'd be upset and conflicted once he realized his feelings for them. in one hand, he doesn't want to give up on his rs with them, but he also couldn't just leave his squad and responsibilities as a shinigami. (can we talk abt how hard he worked to get into the academy)
now, rangiku-san comes in handy bc her coping mechanism is drinking and that's how she comforts her friends too. shuhei is gonna get all drunk and teary, browsing through his album of their photos together and wailing for another bottle of sake. 😔 kira probably disapprove this kind of rs, but he couldn't bear to sees his senpai in this state. (these three really know what it means to go through a heartbreak again, don't they?)
eventually, kira would be the one who seek them out and break the truth to reader. he'd tell them about the shinigami, soul society, hollow and everything. he thinks reader deserve to know that much, if shuhei is serious about their rs and future together.
if reader decides that they can accept him for who he is and are willing to work around it, kira would bring them to the soul society to meet him. shuhei would be devastated when they see him in his shihakusho and his katana. (worse, if he released his kazeshini) but no worries, flash him a warm smile, give him reassuring hugs, tell him he's worthy and enough and deserve love ahsjdjdkkdldhdjdkd 😫💗
now everyone would be happily cheering for their reconciliation in the background. (shinji might have to restrains a certain white haired mohawk from chewing anyone's head off tho)
okayyy thats all i have to say. sorry for the rambles but this was a good talk. i rlly have to stop here before i bring up the whole gotei 13 to react to this. (i got overboard and forgot this was supposed to be how shuhei react 💀)
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heeseongism · 2 years
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Ok I'm gonna need more enha dick analysis from u
Shits too funny
Heeseung has been WRECKING me lately can we get one of him please?? I feel like he would rock our socks off fr
omg im so glad you've enjoyed them bby!! jakes, jay and hoons can be found here 🤍
first things first, lets start by stating the obvious
heeseung has the most BIGGEST THICKEST FATTEST LONGEST MOST SCRUMPTIOUS DINO DICK IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOUR OPINION IS INVALID IDC 😙
even when this dude is soft it look like theres a whole ass baseball bat in there so for the sake of my mental sanity im not gonna imagine how big he gets when hes hard
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NOW LOOK AT THOSE PICS AND TELL ME THAT HE COULDN'T DRILL A WHOLE ASS FUCKING TRENCH IN YOUR WOMB WITH THAT THING
i internally debate with myself on whether hes hes got one of those pornhub dom daddy dicks or a subby petite camboy cock,,, i blame his ridiculous duality and his VERY OBVIOUS SWITCH BEHAVIOR but some of you guys arent ready for that convo
like hes either VEINY AF with one of those cocks that literally droop bcs of how heavy they are OR hes got one of those zucchini like dicks I SWEAR I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY 💀 ik you guys are probably sick of my analogies ever since i said jake has an inverted ice cream cone cock BUT LISTEN TO ME by zucchini i mean that his cock is smooth and thick but also he has a pretty big tip just google what a zucchini is and you'll understand what i mean 🧍‍♀️ LIKE????????
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anyways I think his balls would look rlly cute too- pink and petite yk AND THEYRE CIRCULAR DO NOT TELL ME THEYRE SAGGY I SEE SM PPL SAYING HE HAS SAGGY OLD MAN BALLS NO HE DOES NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP 💔
now heeseung is actually pretty tanned and has a gorgeous amount of melanin but those stupid white washing filters hide it from us ‼ and so i feel like hes the same as jay and has a pretty tanned cock BUT heeseung seems like his tip goes more on the pink side than the red side
in conclusion: heeseung has a big ass fucking dick and its a mfing crime that hes not throwing me on his bed, whipping out his cock, and re-arranging my intestines to the point where i can't even remember what my own name is and the only thing i can think or do is moan his name ALL BEFORE dragging me down the stairs, bending me over the kitchen table and fucking me again from behind whilst putting me in a chokehold with his bulging biceps and pulling me head back by my hair and spitting in my mouth.
im filing a lawsuit.
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zread · 2 years
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Onceler, and y/n’s love story❤️
So u were in the truffala village surrounded by a lot of truffala trees you saw fish singing. And even saw the bees
Damn- I wanted to feel like it was a real dr. Seuss book but nahh😭😭 ok fr this time
So u were in truffala village and u were helping your family with like truffala trees 🤭 💀 ok serious!, and u were a kind of a lumberjack but you know u were making cider from the trees not rlly chopping them down-
Omggg TRUFFALA CIDER!😮💀✋🏽
Ok lemme stop-
So then, u hear a stranger singing, but never really paid attention to it though. So the onceler stops his horse to check you out 😏😌
Once-ler’s POV: “woaaahh, there melvin”
*neigh*
Onceler: “who, is that??😮😍”
Y/n: “alright ma’ all done!”
Then the breeze blows you long hair (or whatever hair length u have)
Then onceler takes a good look at you
Onceler: “😳😍😍”
You turn to see a stranger in his carriage with his horse looking at you, then u stop to greet him,
Y/n: “oh hi there! You need sumthin?”
Onceler wanted to say something, but he was surprised u responded to him, he never thought u would notice him looking at you.
Y/n: “um- sir? Y-you ok there?”
Onceler was imagining things with you (not in that way, like romantic way, of how he would treat you)
Onceler: “huh? Oh yes ma’am, im doing great! And you?”
Y/n: “pretty sweaty, but im doin just fine ty☺️”
Onceler: “so- when i was going about my day, i saw you, so i had to stop to look at you” (creepy)
Y/n: “oh? And whys that young sir?”
Then he starts flirting with you
Onceler: “may i just say, you are very beautiful has anyone ever told you that?”
Y/n: “oh🤭 why thank you so much😊 you’re not too bad yourself😏😌”
Onceler blushes inside
Onceler: “why, thank you young lady😍”
Y/n: “would u like to meet my family?”
Onceler: “sure, i would love too!❤️”
Onceler gets out of his carriage to meet your family so.
Y/n: “so stranger, this is my family, family this is stranger.
Oncler: “m-my name is actually, Onceler😅”
You apologize for the mistake or what ever💀
Y/n: “oh! im sorry, my apologies”
U just said sorry twice 💀✋🏽 ok back to the story-
Onceler: “no-no, you’re fine😊”
So u we’re rambling on about how u met the Onceler and he was not paying attention to a word you were saying, mans was too focused on your beautiful eyes.
Y/n: “onceler? Did u hear me?”
Onceler: “huh? Oh- yeah I remember☺️”
He has a cute happy face, and his face is red from looking at you🤭🙈
Y/n’s sister: oooh, sis i think he likes you”
Y/n: “omfg, be quiet!”
Onceler does like you i hope u know that💀 i mean it’s obvious- this is a onceler x reader story✋🏽✋🏽ok jees i cant stop this joking around i can never be serious!!!!!! Ok shut up-
Now you asked him if he would like ti stay for dinner
Y/n: “would u like to join us for dinner?”
Onceler: “i would love to”
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Once-ler’s POV:
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He thinks hes gonna do this-💀 help-✋🏽
OMFG STAHHHP!!!, so then your mom says
Y/n’s mom: “dinner will be ready at 7:00”
Y/n: “ok ma’”
So then. Onceler ask you if u would like to go to his tent with him, and its ok if u would say no
Onceler: “so um, would you like to go to my tent with me?”
Y/n: “sure why not”
So he takes you to his tent with him not only he just takes you to his tent.
Onceler: “you can do whatever, im just gonna chop down this tree so i can make a thneed”
Y/n: “a thneed?”
Onceler: “😧 you dont know what a thneed is?”
So he tells you what a thneed is and what its for.
Onceler: “and thats what it is”
Y/n: “ooh, so soft”
Onceler loved seeing you smile while u feel the thneed he made
Damn i want a thneed right now💀
And so as he was chopping down the tree and it fell, thunder and lightning 🌩 starts to rumble, and an orange furry furball came out of a stump 💀😭
So he asked him if he chopped down the tree and Onceler was playing dumb but u cant help but laugh you giggle at him, and he sees you laughing at him, playing dumb, so he smiles at you.
Lorax: “did you chop down this tree?”
Onceler: “uh-no”
Also Onceler: “*gasp* whats that?”
Lorax: *turns to the side*
Onceler: *drops mallet on tiny baby bar-ba-loot*
Onceler: “i think he did it”
Y/n: *giggles*
Onceler: *smiles while blushing*
Lorax: *not amused😑*
Also lorax: “so you’re telling me, u didn’t see me just come out of that stump, with all the lightning and thundering and stuff”
Onceler: “no but that sounds cool, can i see some of that?”
Lorax: “sure, ill show ya, but thats not how it works”
Then Onceler had an idea in mind of what lorax really wanted, (ps. This is my favorite scene💀)
Onceler: “no, and didn’t really happen, wait a second, i know what you want, *boops*”
Onceler: “i got this, yummy delicious marshmallow, for the cutest little guy i ever saw, -yum jum yummy yummy”
Lorax: “how dare you, gimme that, *snatches* hm! Im gonna eat this, but im highly offended by it”
*eats*
He goes to Onceler’s tent string and kicks it out of the ground
Lorax: *kicks tent string out of the ground*
Onceler: “woahh!, hey!, moustache, would u stop that?”
Lorax: *kicks another string*
Onceler: “whats your deal? Man”
And it keeps repeating until…
*Baby bar-ba-loot, is tied to a string and Onceler was about to hit him*
Lorax: “hey! Stop right there!”
Onceler: *notices baby bar-ba-loot*
Lorax: “you would hit, natures’s most innocent creatures? *pets his soft wittle head*”
Pipsqueak: “ah😄”
Onceler: “what? I would never- hit this little guy🥺 😡 you in the other hand- i would gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground”
Lorax: “behold! The intruder, here would disrespect nature’s beauty- for shame”
Onceler had enough of his bull💀😭
Onceler: “listen here, you furry meatloaf, im gonna chop down as many trees as i want, and (ps) not going anywhere..end of story, *blows raspberry*”
He leads u inside his tent and when he did u also thought when he raised his voice at lorax, you got butterflies 🥴💀
The he slams the damn door on furry orange furball and yellow moustache man.
Then he fcking teleported like he was a fcking um- robot?💀💀💀
Then he was acting all spooky saying “you have been warned to Onceler😑💀
Lorax: “if you’re not gone by the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you, and curse you, until the end of your days, YOU have been warned”
Then he tries to reach the fcking doorknob and still tries to be spooky 👻💀🔫
And he kept staring at Onceler😭✋🏽 trying to find the doorknob😄💀✋🏽
The Onceler opened the door for the tiny orange furball.
*door opens*
Lorax: “thanks”
Onceler: “yeah-ok🙄😒”
Lorax: “you have been warned”
*slams door a little*
Y/n: “well that was awkward…..😅”
Onceler: “tell me about it😂”
Y/n: “nice place you got here☺️”
Onceler: “thank you, I appreciate that😊😁”
Then dinner is ready and he asked you if after dinner u want to spend the night with him
Onceler: “so, abt earlier- do u wanna spend the night with me? I know we just met, but i dont mind”
Y/n: “of course i would love to spend the night over”
Then fast forward to u sleeping over at oncie’s place.
You watch Onceler knit his thneed before coming to bed with you.
Onceler: “there! There’s nothing unmanly about knitting- no sir- *yawns*”
Finally he gets in the bed with you and u hug him while you sleep cutely
Y/n: *snores cutely while hugging Onceler*
Onceler: “🥺❤️”
He then drifted into sleep 💤
He has his arm around your head so ur in his chest between his arm.
Onceler: *snores*
Then lorax had the barbaloots pick the bed up to put it in the river-
Lorax: “ok quick grab the bed”
They are trying to take the big ass bed and bring it outside but its too fcking big😂💀
Lorax: “cmon! Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?”
Then they finally get it outside after a long time of struggle 😂🔫
So they put that shit in a river-
You and Onceler are floating away in bed into a river💤
Until……they saw baby pipsqueak at the end of the bed waving at lorax
Lorax: “you gotta be kidding me- can he swim?…..of course he can’t swim”
Lorax: “hang on pipsqueak im coming to get you”
Lorax: “hey fishies, stop that bed”
So they pull that bitch of blanket right off the both of y’all causing you to shiver in between oncie’s arm
So u grab pipsqueak for warmth
Pipsqueak: “huh?😯”
Im pretty sure u know how this scene goes so imma skip this part because its long as hell-
Then u and oncie finally wake up to yall floating in a river
Y/n: “i- why are we in a river? Where are we?”
Onceler: “looks over to lorax telling them to look ahead of them”
So yall go into the water then out then spin the twirl and finally it was over- you Onceler and pipsqueak were laughing…..and stopped immediately when u saw the waterfall
Y/n Onceler and pipsqueak: “hahahha ahh, ohh noo,”
Yall try to stop the bed from going any further
Then the lorax had to drop a bolder on the bed but u move out of the way to where oncie was and pipsqueak oncie grabbed u
Yall fly in the air
Pipsqueak: *yelling for his life*
You grab pipsqueak, and Onceler grabs you while you are holding pipsqueak and yall on the ground and Onceler is on top of you- and your on the bottom- yall kissed on accident 🥴 and pipsqueak landed on the big barbaloot so hes safe
Y/n: “i- im so sorry about that😳😅😊”
Onceler: “no-no its ok it was my fault 😅😅☺️”
Yall are bloody red from blushing after that accident kiss😍 cuties!!!!!! Omgggggg
Lorax: “just get married already dang”
You and Onceler: “😳”
Then Onceler hugs lorax for saving him and you and then asked how his bed get in a river
Lorax: “well- i sort of maybe- i put your bed in the water,”
He drops the furball which made u laugh cutely and Onceler shocked of what he just heard from lorax💀
Lorax: “hey where you going?”
Onceler listens to lorax as he walks away and u following him-
Lorax: “and you’re choppin them down, so- we got a big problem”
Pipsqueak tugs on your nightgown 🥺🥺🥺❤️ which made u pick him up😭❤️
Onceler: “i wont cut down anymore trees, I promise✋🏼”
Lorax: “good”
Onceler: “cmon y/n, now would u excuse me sir im gonna go to bed”
You put pipsqueak down with the others as u do you pet his little soft head
You follow Onceler to his tent
Then u cuddle Onceler while sleeping then he turns the other side to a snoring orange furball
Then wakes up, and screams
Onceler: *turns over and waking up*
Lorax: *snoring loudly*
Onceler: *scream*
Lorax: *scream, then punches*
Onceler: “ow!, ok uh what are u um, i-“
Onceler: “question, what are they doing here?”
Onceler: “and a follow up if i may, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
Lorax: “before we explain, after the incident last night we found one of your socks and return it”
*slobber drips down from the ceiling fan and on to Onceler’s nose*
Onceler: “huh”
Onceler: “ewww”
Onceler: “exactly, and sleeping is the body’s way, of telling other people to go away”
Lorax: “i know but you looked so cozy! And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep, no harm done”
Onceler: “no harm done?, no harm done”
Then Onceler saw u still sleeping and he gives you a kiss on the forehead🥺❤️
Lorax: “what was that? I just saw?”
Onceler: “huh? What do you mean? You saw nothing”
Lorax: “it’s about time you kissed her!”
Onceler: “we just met yesterday💀🔫”
Lorax: “i dont care”
Then he goes to drink his coffee first he had to go get his coffee mug.
Onceler: “ah- ok, i put my lips on th- well, i used to anyway🙄”
Then he goes to get his bowl
Then sees a big ass bird shitting a big ass egg inside of it
*pops*
Onceler: “ew! Did you just-in my bowl!!?”
Then u finally wake up to Onceler sitting on the ground and lorax brushing his moustache with Onceler’s toothbrush
Lorax: “and why you have one of these? You dont even have a moustache”
Then he picks it up
Onceler: “*mhm???* ok, thats it-“
Lorax: “what i thought we made a deal last night?”
Onceler: “😀yes we did and i said i wouldn’t chop down anymore trees😠”
Lorax: “and i said i would keep and eye on ya🤨”
Lorax: “im starving, whats for breakfast?”
Onceler and lorax and you see a fat ass barbaloot eating a stick of butter and he shoved it down his throat.
Lorax: “breakfast is overrated😅”
Onceler: “you know what? Ive got work to do, yup, i gotta go into town”
You see that he’s changing in front of you you love the view 😏💀
Y/n: *looks😍*
Onceler: “and sell my thneed”
Lorax: “you chop down my trees to make this piece of garbage? *laughs*”
Onceler explain to lorax like how in commercials would
Onceler: “it can also be used as a hat, or maybe when its dry?”
Lorax: *shakes it off of his head*
Onceler: “alright im heading out”
Lorax: “you’re bringing the guitar?”
Onceler: “oh yeah😏 i got a little jingle, gonna blow some minds, sell yourself a thneed 😏 yeah”
*shuts door*
Then he’s at town trying to sell his thneed but hen they keep throwing tomatoes and shit at him💀
Then he says
Onceler: “you know what?, im done with this thing”
Then he leaves and goes back where u and lorax and the animals are then he coms back to u guys playing cards. Then he sits behind you wrapping his arms around your waist while you look at your cards
Onceler: “so…whatcha playin?”
Y/n: “im playing solitaire”
Onceler: “thats cool”
Y/n: “so how was town? Did you sell you thneed?”
Onceler: “😒no😔”
Y/n: “aww, cheer up🥺❤️ im sure you’ll sell it soon”
Onceler kisses you on the cheek and says “thank you babe i will never forget this”
Yes you and Onceler are dating now💀 it’s confirmed🔫
So he asked everyone whos hungry and leads them and you to his tent to make pancakes for everyone.
Then the tent and valley starts shaking
Onceler: “woah, what’s going on?”
Ppl were singing about how they want to buy his thneed and Onceler was so happy and excited that he is gaining so much from this
You and lorax: *looks at each other*
Pipsqueak: *dances along cutely🥺❤️*
Then Onceler calls his family telling them how they’re going to be rich so he calls them to come over to where he is
Then later on that day they come to the valley
First to come out of the Rv was a woman with orange hair she’s wearing purple fuzzy dress and matching fuzzy hat
Then these 2 bowling pin looking ass twin boys come out after her
Their names were his brothers bret and chet and the woman’s name was his Aunt grizelda then his mom came out her name’s Isabella then the dad came out last.
Onceler’s dad: “hey🤠 i love this guy!”
Onceler’s mom: “theres my finally successful son!”
Then she sees you next to him and shes like 🤨
Onceler’s mom: “whos she?
Onceler: “mom this is my girlfriend y/n”
Oncler’s mom: “shes not even that pretty but i guess🙄😒”
Y/n: “hi miss! Its so nice to meet you!”
She ignores you and tells the twins to start the Rv
She kiss him on the cheek 💋 and the lorax is grossed out by the dead fox around her neck.
And later on that day, his mom wanted to ask if he wanted to cut down more trees, and it will make him more successful.
Then you eavesdropping on your boyfriend talking to his mom.
Onceler’s mom: “I guess you can start chopping down some more trees”
Onceler: “i guess we can start chopping down a few trees hehe😅”
Then she leaves then he goes back to doing what he was doing and you hurry your ass to tell lorax of what you heard.
As you tell him then Onceler feels guilty but is doing fine.
Grizelda: “and where do u think you’re going?”
Lorax: “i have to speak with Onceler”
Y/n: “stop! put Him down”
Onceler cant believe his eyes on what he’s seeing right now so he closes his curtain
Lorax: “hey! You broke your promise, you gotta stop, this is bad”
Grizelda: “have a nice, day!!!😈 *throws lorax and kicks you out of the way*”
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Onceler is doing better in his family’s tent and not regretting what hes doing he sings a son of how bad is he being
Then later that same night there was hardly any trees left sad an scary dark and cold
You went to go to where your boyfriend is
Then bret and chet blocks the door where hes in, and you tell them that you are his girlfriend.
Bret and chet: “🙄”
So they opened the door
You go to the Onceler’s table he’s sitting there with is green suit and he’s wearing a big top hat 🎩
Y/n: “babe?”
Onceler: “um excuse me- what are you doing here?”
Y/n: “im you’re girlfriend remember?”
Onceler: “oh yeah,….no i dont”
Y/n: “i cant believe you forgot who your own girlfriend is, you really changed”
Onceler: “what do you expect im rich, you think im going to be with someone who is broke like you?”
Y/n: “😨😰🥺😭” 💔
Onceler: “ew! Please leave you’re getting my floor wet”
Then you storm out of his office crying 😢💔
Your oncie rlly forgot that you are his girlfriend
Then lorax sees you crying
Lorax: “hey, whats wrong kid?”
Y/n: “Onceler, he forgot who i am😭 he doesnt know who i am anymore 😭😭💔”
Lorax: “ill go talk to him ok?”
Then he sits at Onceler’s window
Lorax: *ahem*
Onceler: “what are you doing here?”
Onceler: “ i had to tell one person to get out of my office, and she stormed out of here crying, you want to go next?”
Lorax: “that wasn’t just a person, that was your girlfriend you just yelled at, and she’s crying about how you completely forgot about her”
Lorax: “are you happy now, your promises? Your mistakes, the man you use to be?”
Onceler: “look if you have a problem of what im doing, why haven’t you used your, quote on quote Powers, to stop me?😠”
Lorax: “I already told you, thats not how it works”
Then he yells at lorax all the way down stairs and you are on the tree stump still crying 😢
Onceler: “and nothing to to do, to stop me 🤬”
The last truffala tree gets cut down the Onceler realizes that there is no more trees and you and the animals leave but you leave to go back home to your family. Then pipsqueak wanted you to carry him then u pick him up like he was your k
Onceler: “melvin? Melvin😰”
Onceler: “y/n? 😰😢🥺”
Y/n: “what?”
Onceler: “where are you going?”
Y/n: “im going back home you obviously dont even know who i am anymore you called me broke and u let your aunt kick me 😠😢🥺😭💔”
Onceler: “y/n! Im sorry 😞 please dont leave me😢🥺”
Y/n: “goodbye Onceler😢😞💔”
Then he fell to his knees crying 😭😭😭💔regretting of how he treated you now that he sees every animal is leaving truffala village
The lorax is standing on his tombstone with the word “unless”
Then onceler takes off his hat for the lorax departing the earth then as he left and you left he regrets what he did
Then days later he goes to say goodbye to you because you and your family were moving away, because theres was no more trees.😢 but u didn’t wanna look at Onceler anymore because of what happened💔 then tears starts forming in his eyes as yalls car started to move
Its been 23 years after. You left Onceler,
You 46 yrs old now and hes 48, then.
You walk into town, and you noticed a familiar looking guy, walking around, so you stop to go talk to him.
Y/n: “hi sir”
???: “oh hello”
Y/n: “im sorry to bother you, but, you just look so familiar and, i wanted to makes sure u were them, may i ask what your name is?”
???: “oh my name?, my name is Onceler”
Y/n: “wait-“
Onceler: “wait”
Y/n: “oncie?”
Onceler: “y/n!”
Y/n: “omgg, I missed you!”
He hugs you so tightly, and tears formed in his eyes, feeling guilty of what he did 23 years ago🥺❤️ then he apologizes
Onceler: “y/n, im sorry about what i did, 😢 i know it was years ago but…..i never meant to hurt you🥺😞❤️”
Y/n: “aww, i know you didn’t oncie, 🥹 im just happy to see you again❤️”
Onceler: “are you single or free again?”
Y/n: “yes Oncie im single, and yess we can start over🥹❤️”
You and onecler, reunited after so long😭❤️
And you guys were a happy couple❤️
THE End
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good luck with your paper and finals I’m sure you’ll do great!!!
but imagine being at a party with mark and someone says something rude about him and you just start defending him and he’s like 😍 hot 😍
im almost done w/ my paper and finished one of my finals :)) this got 18+ so quickly 💀😭
but omg yes like let’s say ur at a party after the game and mark spent a lot of time in the sin bin. mark is behind u with this arms wrapped around u as u talk to your friends. you hear someone off to the side start talking about how mark spends more time in the box then on the ice and how terrible he played tonight. he stiffens behind u and he’s whispers in ur ear “y/n don’t say anything it’s ok” but ur already wiggling out of his arms and marching over there. “excuse me what did you just say about my boyfriend” you ask. this dude looks you up and down and is like “i said he’s terrible” and this flips a switch in you and you start going off “i bet you cant even skate, never mind play d1 hockey and yet here you are talking about my boyfriend as if your connor mcdavid or something…” mark is watching you chew this guy out and watching him shrink back and look a little scared and he’s embarrassed to say that he’s getting turned on. as it continues he’s eventually snapped outta his lust induced trace as eddy smacks his shoulder and says “i can see your thinking with your dick right now but get her out of here for she slaps him.” he shakes the cobwebs from his horny brain and he comes up being you. “babe it’s ok i think he gets the point” “no mark he’s gonna apologize to you right now aren’t you” you says “yes yup i’m so sorry for all that stuff i said and i will never say it again and in fact u will never see me again” the kid stutters and then sprints outta there. u turn around and smile at mark and give him a hug, but lean but when ur feel his boner against ur stomach. “mark rlly how did this happen” you ask and he looks at you and is like “watching u defend me and you getting angry turned me on” he says sheepishly. “well maybe we should do something about that” you whisper to him as u drag his hand and pull him into an empty closet and shut the door. you make quick work of kissing up his neck, sucking hard and then making ur way up his jaw to his lips. he’s rutting against you trying to find relief and you are shocked at the sounds coming from his mouth because normally he’s so dominant in bed and right he’s whimpering and whining. “please please please touch me y/n please” he saying breathlessly in your ear. as you continue to make out and pull down his pants and wrap your hand around his dick. he’s thrusting into ur hand at this point and you can tell he’s already so close by how irregular and rapid the movements are. he’s morning into your mouth and you move away from his on to his neck which you start to suck hard. “i’m so close” he whimpers and with a few final thrusts he’s coming all over your hand. you let go of his dick and smile up at him. “holy fuck that was hot” you say as mark is slowly coming down from his high. “i should get angry more often if that’s the result” mark looks at you with a dazed look in his eyes and smiles. you clean up as best you can and mark pulls his pants back up and try’s to make himself more presentable. you quickly leave the closet say bye to everyone and leave to make your way to marks room where you spend the rest of the night in his bed.
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