you literally don't understand how much mullet abby fucks me over & fucks with me. just take a moment and look.
jesus fucking christ. choke me out already, damn.
HER GODDAMN MUSCLES?????? CAN I JUST CHOMP? NIBBLE? SHIT, CAN I LICK EM????? PLEASE?
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do u guys think scarlett johansson or taylor swift would agree with me being their controversially young girlfriend that would treat them better than any man in the world can ⁉️⁉️⁉️ (say yes to feed my delusions pls)
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took a nap for too long at woke up early asf so i started cooking
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Ali Kreiger, I just KNOW I can treat you so much better babe
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I'M CRYING WHAT IS THIS????? MY LEGS ARE DIVORCED AND TEARS ARE FLOWING DOWN. I NEED HIM IN MY 🐱 LIFE 😭😭😭 I SWEAR I CAN MAKE IT HIM FIT IN MY LIFE 🥰
THE TIE!!! THE FINGERS!!! HIM!!! 😩😩😩 NEED HIS TIE AROUND MY WRISTS AND HIS HAND ON MY NECK 😭
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please? please? please? please? please?
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there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.
you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE
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