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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Making The Witcher | Official Trailer | Netflix
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cinebration · 3 years
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Lazy Morning (Geralt x Reader) [Request]
idk if u are still doing requests but can you write about fem!reader x geralt having a lazy morning/day — Requested by anon
Warnings: none
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Convincing Geralt to stay in bed when dawn broke proved more challenging than it should have been. Any other man would have lingered, eager to share the warmth of your body and the sheets, shirking responsibility in favor of enjoying your presence.
But Geralt was a different creature, one accustomed to continuously moving, acting. Kaer Morhen had drilled into him this mindset, the training for witchers grueling and demanding. Rise before the dawn, sleep only so much as circumstances let you, and repeat. The man never properly relaxed, his whole body attuned to the world in anticipation of new threats.
Geralt reached for his trousers. Snaking an arm around his expansive chest, you nuzzled his ear with your nose and murmured huskily, “Stay. Just for the day.”
He hesitated, then shook his head.
“Is anyone knocking down the door for help?” you asked. “Are you expected anywhere? Even the bard has decided to laze about.”
“He always does,” Geralt grumbled.
“And it has cost him nothing.” Your fingers traced the scars peppering his skin, slowly making your way lower. “You fight and you suffer and you continue. Why not forego that today?”
“I shouldn’t.”
“I will make it worth your while.”
He turned slightly, fixing you with his yellow eyes. You cocked your head and smiled.
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Sated again, Geralt lay against the thin mattress as you rose and padded barefoot around the room. You opened a door that led into a recessed space and grunted as you dragged out its contents. The scrape of it across the floor piqued Geralt’s attention. Leveling himself up onto his elbows, he stared at you as you lugged the object into the center of the room.
“No,” he growled.
“Yes,” you countered.
Once the wooden tub was situated, you plucked the pail out from inside it and walked out the back of the house to the well outside. It took you four trips, but you filled the tub with cool water. Geralt was shrugging into his tunic when you finished.
“Get in,” you commanded.
He grunted and rolled his eyes, looking for his leather coat.
Sighing, you grabbed him by the wrist. He glanced at you sharply, his hand tightening into a fist at the unexpected contact.
“A bath won’t kill you.”
“I washed two days ago.”
“No, you fell in the river fighting that creature. That wasn’t a proper washing.”
His lips pulled into a thin frown.
“You are nothing but tension and bad smell.”
His eyelids twitched, giving away his mild hurt at being told he smelled terrible. It was one thing coming from Jaskier; it was quite another coming from a lover.
“It’s still early,” you said, pointing to the sunlight streaming through the front door. It fell across the tub, gently warming the water to tepidity. “I have food that needs eating, and you needn’t pay for it.”
Geralt’s gaze slid to the tub, then back to you. Passing a hand over his face, he growled to himself. Your fingers hooked through the laces of his pants, teasing them out of place. His trousers slid off his hips to the ground. You looked up at him wickedly.
“In the bath. Now.”
What Geralt thought would be another playful romp turned out to be a massage and a proper bathing. You sat outside the tub and washed him, massaging his tense muscles along the way. The water should have been steaming for it, but you had decided against heating the water, as it would have given Geralt too much time to escape before you could induce him to such comfort. Nonetheless, you managed to work out some of the deep tension knots in his back, enough so that he found himself sinking into the tub in relief.
Breakfast consisted of fruit and dairy. Geralt seemed displeased with the lack of meat, but you made up for it by making a game of it. He had to eat the fruit off your body using naught else but his mouth.
By the time breakfast had turned into lunch, though neither of you were keen on eating more, you nuzzled into Geralt’s side, breathing in his clean yet still heady scent.
“You are weaving a spell,” he grumbled.
“A spell? I’m not sorceress.”
“You’ve kept me here.”
“You could have left.” You lifted yourself up to look down into his face. “Admit you enjoyed it.”
“Never.”
You laughed. “Then why are you still here?”
“You have bewitched me.”
Sighing, you slumped back against him. “Well, I don’t hear you complaining.”
You listened to the steady rhythms of his heart and his lungs.
“If I were to stay longer, what else would we do?”
Your lips pulled into a grin.
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sonso · 4 years
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This whole scene is, tell me if I’m wrong I DARE YOU, Jaskier longing for Geralt and Chireadan longing for Yennefer.
Jaskier: “This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening”
Chireadan: ”She could not have survived it”
Jaskier: “Why did Geralt go in there? It doesn’t make any sense. What, to save a mad FUcking witch, why?”
Chireadan: “Because she was MAGNIFICENT!”
Jaskier: What am I supposed to do now, hm? It wasn’t supposed to go this way. I’m gonna write you… the best song… So that everyone remembers who you were, what we did, everything we saw. And I will sing it… for the rest of my days. He always said I had the most wonderful singing voice.
And what is THIS?!
Jaskier: “I mean, he...”
Chireadan: “Come on!”
Jaskier:  “ Whoa, hang on!”
What was Jas going to say? What was his observation about Geralt.. really being alive? I NEED someone to finish his sentence!!! 
Saying that line, Jaskier is OBVIOUSLY watching specifically Geralt while Chireadan is staring at Yennefer.
Can this BE more obvious? *channeling Chandler*
Also, bear with me, I swear this is the last..
“Why did Geralt go in there? It doesn’t make any sense..”
Why do I feel like Jaskier’s question is AGAIN addressed to the audience? Like he’s challenging us to ponder about the question. The scene is slow enough to acknowledge his wondering and start to think of it more closely. Why DID he go to save the witch he barely knew? Well, Geralt did say it straight (is he, though?) to Jaskier’s face:
Geralt: “He saved your life. I cannot let her die.” 
Ok I lied, this is the last..
Jaskier: “He always said I had the most wonderful singing voice.”
Why does Jaskier say this albeit his last memory of Geralt commenting his voice was the “fillingless pie” part? Forgive me, for this is too far fetched but I had to get this off my chest (I can’t believe that rhymed):
Imagine if Geralt’s last wish for the djinn would have been Jaskier not remembering the insult he said in his sleep deprivation state but instead planting a memory of Geralt praising his wonderful singing voice in Jaskier’s brain.
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Shout out to @onionsandestiny from whom I admittedly stole a couple of nice gifs to illustrate my point(lesness).
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ellabiee · 4 years
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Rules: Answer 17 questions & tag 17 people you want to get to know better
Nickname: Gabe
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Height: Idek anymore... Like 5 foot 6 inches
Hogwarts house: Slytherin
Last thing I googled: Depressingly it was a certain virus because I wanted the most recent news in my area
Song stuck in my head: Bodies by Bryce Fox
Following and followers: Oh god is this where I admit I follow over 2000 people but only have like 400 followers? :/
Amount I sleep: Usually around 4-5 hours. Definitely not healthy but I somehow function
Lucky Numbers: My lucky number is 5. It legit has always been 5. I don't even know why
Dream Job: Anything that helps people. I love my current job which is caring for the elderly
Favourite song(s): Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls, A Case Of You by Joni Mitchell, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley
Favourite instruments: I really like the sound of a Ukulele (currently learning to play), I like a bit of violin, a bit of harmonica
Random fact about me: Oh this is hard... I'm dyslexic so it takes me forever to read books... And fanfics... And long posts 😂
Favourite authors: Raymond Chandler, Joan Didion, Stephen King, Louis's May Alcott
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Henry Cavill Breaks Down The Blaviken Fight Scene Shot By Shot
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Wash your hands to songs from the Witcher
The Fishmonger’s Daughter: 
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Her Sweet Kiss: 
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Toss a coin to your Witcher: 
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Joey Batey asking to keep things during interviews. 
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Let’s all appreciate the fact that Geralt’s idea of temporary self care is to down a potion with hallucinogenic properties then pour it over an open wound. 
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Well, maybe a little bit awake.
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Geralt of Rivia + messy (er) hair 
2 / ?
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Geralt ‘meets’ Visenna. 
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Geralt of Rivia + messy (er) hair 
1 / ? 
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Jaskier Reads The Witcher (feat. Joey Batey) | Netflix
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onionsandestiny · 4 years
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Jaskier + singing. 
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