me, entering my hotel today: damn this is just like Season 3 of The Umbrella Academy (2019)
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dead by daylight brainrot i know but i can’t get the idea of a crimson peak chapter out of my head. new killer Lucille Sharp (post-mortem) with new survivor Edith Cushing. Edith’s perks are Abscond, when the killer swings at you and misses you gain a 2% haste status for 2 seconds, become exhausted for 20 seconds. Spectral Sight, vastly increases your likelihood of becoming the Obsession, after another survivor has died, if you are the Obsession, you see their ghost, and the auras of their abandoned items, the chests they opened, and the generators and exit gates they worked on. Numbed Pain, for every second you’re chased by the killer while injured, you passively gain 1% healing progression for a maximum of 40%.
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Bread and butter is so yummy I see why medieval peasants had it as a go-to
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hey y'all i am a super giant nerd so i decided to assign all the tf2 mercs (plus the administrator) magnus archives entities. i think about this an ungodly amount lolz.! i'll start w/ the ones i have actual explanations for and then do the silly ones.
starting with the administrator. i feel like this one is somewhat obvious but she's being assigned the eye and the web. She spends her life sitting in a surveillance room watching the mercs, learning everything about them. As for the web, she's spent 100 years working for both RED and BLU without telling anyone why, and actively tries to avoid anyone finding out that she's doing this. At this point, the battles are pointless. both Redmond and Blutarch are dead . yeah saxton hale and gray mann have whatever they've got going on but my point still remains. The administrator just enjoys lying and violence #tbh
secondly, pyro would be the desolation and the spiral. The desolation is for obvious reasons. pyro *has* to be the fire entity lol. Now, the spiral, on the other hand, is a bit more complicated than that. Pyro is spends all his time in pyroland, and on the surface it looks all happy and colorful and fun. However. it is much more sinister. pyroland is meant to confuse and distort reality, and hurt people. Now, sure, it's heavily implied that he's just drugged 24/7 or his goggles on his mask are weird and fucked up, but either way pyro still has a couple screws loose. And pyroland is still a distorted version of reality no matter what, is it not?
moving on to spy. He is most definitely aligned with the stranger. As a spy, his job is to not reveal his true identity to anyone. And he actively attempts to convince others he is someone he's not. for example, he can literally shapeshift into the other team's mercs and change the way he walks, speaks, and acts based on who he's pretending to be. He also is extremely meticulous about nobody finding out who he truly is. bro literally kept his balaclava on when he fucked scouts mom
Last of my ones that have actual good reasons is heavy. He would work with the web. Heavy is extremely smart, and a lot of the time people assume he isn't, due to his broken english and him being a big guy. Dude has a PHD in russian literature. I feel like people take it for granted that he's stupid, and while i don't think heavy would manipulate anyone unless he had to, he definitely could.
now we move on to the silly goofy ones.
soldier is the slaughter; just because the slaughter often manifests itself as soldiers lol
demoman is also the slaughter, because he is fairly violent and also there's that one episode of tma where they walk through a domain of the slaughter and there's bagpipes in the background
medic is the flesh just for the sillies!! idk how to explain why, but the flesh just fits him yk?
Engie is the spiral and the eye. He's soooo insane. he's genuinely insane. like. wow. i love you. he also has ELEVEN phds. bro is just collecting knowledge for no reason. nobody needs 11 fucking phds
Scout is the end but only because he died and then came back from the dead.
Finally, sniper. He is the hunt because he hunts go gun snipe them 👍
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The fact that purring would be the ideal form of stimming and the fact that I can’t do it. Maddening.
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re watching the gang solves the gas crisis and oh buddy oh boy rcg ur telling me mac wasn't written as a gay character yet ??
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I’ll never forget the time I said “there’s nothing crueler than forcing something to exist” in front of my sister’s boyfriend’s mom while we were having a nice family dinner and she was showing us pictures of a baby one of her friends had
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