#people just think they’re too heroically broke/busy to go on a shopping trip and update the wardrobe

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the green lanterns pulling up to an official heroes event of some sort dressed up like this, all thinking they’re gonna drip with style only to find out they are all several decades behind in fashion and cultural awareness

i cannot stress enough that this is not for a joke. they are all four convinced they are wearing the height of fashion and everyone will find them dashing only to have the truth slapped in their face: they are way, way behind

#it bothers some (hal) much more than others (kyle) #john and guy have just come to accept it and fully live their lifestyles #btw based the years of off their first appearance: in order 1959/60 1968 1972 and 1994 #they technically all have a different decades :3 #even though john and guy are actually quite similar late 60s/early 70s was a cultural pivot that spanned several years so #simon and jess are still in the clear because they’re only one decade behind #people just think they’re too heroically broke/busy to go on a shopping trip and update the wardrobe #unlike the four others who inspire weirdness with their try-hard retro looks #anyway pls look at this i wasted an afternoon looking up old sale catalogues #dc #four corpsmen #space sailors #oh and sorry for putting brands in there i just think kyle loves shirts with garish patterns