#pirateAU!divorceduo

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''A pirate's life for me, I found''

more about this au below :]

WHAT'S UPPIES EVERYBODY I HAVE SOME FUCKING BANGER THINGS TO SAY

so, Divorceduo eh ? :]]] Elf and I were listening to this song [Skull and bones by Home Free, go listen to it rn it's so fucking good !!!] and we though of this banger pirate au >:333

so here are some hcs and the general jist of things !!

me:

Elf:

Spaghettiduo [pink is me, orange is Elf]:

i've alsp thought of some stuff alone and here they are motherfuckers [/aff]

Bdubs is short, Etho is tall, so when B can't reach smth on a high shelf E has to help and they have a super cute moment <33

the crew smells of bougainvillea bcuz pre marriage [YES MARRIAGE] they got E and B to interact by buying bougains from B's floral shop

B owns a floral shop you heard me

B also smells of lemonade :33

they do domestic tasks together.

E's insecure so the crew or B has to stand up for him <33

the crew's name pre marriage is IJEST bcuz yes

post marriage they end up in some strange circumstances and have to take care of a baby squid [like a big happy family !!]

the crew's name post marriage is gonna be like BICCJEST like 'big jest' but with a double C [the Cs are for Cleo who tagged along with Bdubs and Carol the squid <33]

#divorceduo #divorce duo #ethoslab #etho #ethoslab fanart #etho fanart #bdubs #bdouble0 #bdubs fanart #bdubleo #etho and bdubs #ethubs #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #pos.talks #pirateAU!divorceduo #smallishbeans #impulsesv #tangotek #skizzleman #pirates #headcanon

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sooo me and Elf will not stop to let this rest :3 /aff

anygays more Pirate!divorceduo hcs <333

Elf's:

mine:

#ethubs #etho and bdubs #etho #ethoslab #bdubs #bdouble0 #hermitshipblr #hermitshipping #pirateau!divorceduo #pos.talks #we're so smart #Elf is so giga brained actually

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back at it again with more Pirate!divorceduo art :3

them waking up in the morning <33

and also more hcs below the cut !!

Etho wears a mask bcuz of what lies beneath it, burn and lightning scars run across his cheeks and lips, forever scarred and never to be loved

not even the crew have seen what's under there, only Bdubs <33 [also yes this is inspired by And everything around us burn by Magicsings and Graecie HELP]

they're marriage is like that ^ song actually, also it's just a banger go listen to it, and if you know where it's from .....sorry

i want them to have a traumatic moment now lwofjenfomrf

ok but imagine, Etho having nightmares about losing everyone he loves then it happens, they get attacked by what seems to be everything all at once, he sees his crew getting arrested, he sees Carol and Cleo being captured and taken to god knows where, and Bdubs, Bdubs yelling for his husband, getting detained and disappearing as Etho is the last one to stand, escaping through the skin of his teeth

he ends up having to travel alone which feels just horrible and empty as the wind howls through conch shells on the rails, courtesy of Bdubs decorating for their wedding that they never took down

he gathers a crowd of other pirates willing to help, some with a price, others for the adventure

this crew consists of Scar who loves the risk and adventure, Joe and X who are Cleos buddies that are pirates, Lizzie who's upset Joel got caught and didn't reply to her letter, and Jimmy, Jimmy doesn't know how he got here

they get them back and they are happy again with just a little bit of trauma and attachment issues :]]] [as if they didn't have enough already slcindnflowkfl]

also yes big family reunion yesyes

what if [besides Lizzie and Joel] there's a side-ship ? eh ?? :D< i'm just thinking ok like i'm gonna be honest i want flower husbands ok you caught me

also yes Lizzie, Jimmy, Grian and Pearl are sibs ofc

anygays there's your hcs :3

#divorce duo #divorceduo #ethubs #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #etho and bdubs #etho fanart #bdubs fanart #ethoslab fanart #ethoslab #etho #bdubs #pos.talks #pirateau!divorceduo