#please stop tormenting me

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Aw, don't worry Peppino, we have no intention of hurting anyone!

[Gently and in a friendly pat on the shoulder]

Moreover, with our new abilities, we could help you with your work, if you need it of course :]

Peppino: "Oh no no, yeah, it's fine! There's a bunch of disembodied hands floating around and touching me, this is fine!"

Peppino: "Jeez! Is it hot in here, or is it just me!?"

Gustavo: (If I had a nickel every time this happened...)

Pep: "...Mrr...?"

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Doog ton! Doog ton! Onippep rof hcum oot ekam! Revo- Revo ot yrt ton od esaelp- Sdneirf on on on!"

Peppino: "!?"

Gustavo: "... Thanks, Brick."

Pep: "..."

Gustavo: "-Alright, just breathe. It's okay, we got you."

Pep: "Um... Really sorry, Peppino and Gustavo..."

Peppino: "It's alright, Pep. It wasn't your fault."

Pep: "Is Peppino... Mad at friends...? Gustavo... Mad at friends...?"

Peppino: "No no, I'm not mad! It was-a just... A lot all at once..."

Gustavo: "They were just excited and wanted to help! I can't be mad at the enthusiasm!"

Pep: "... Okay..."

Peppino: "Look Pep, it's alright. We're all okay now. I don't-a mind if your friends want to help, we just might need to put some rules down to avoid anyone getting overwhelmed again."

Pep: "... Okay..."

Peppino: "We can talk to your friends. You can rest with Brick again, yeah?"

Pep: "... Yes."

(Do not worry, your hands are not gone forever! Just temporarily unsummoned by the master controls Pep somehow button mashed to.)

#pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #brick the rat #translation: “No no no friends! Please do not try to over- Over- Make too much for Peppino! Not good! Not good!” #(the word Pep was looking for was 'overwhelm') #story post #hand rights REVOKED (for like a post) #so that's three panic attacks for Pep and one for Peppino all in about 12 in universe hours yippee #I love these guys I swear! #or maybe you guys stop giving me fodder to torment them with! (joking/lighthearted) #ALSO UNRELATED weird to colour Peppino without the shadow over his eyes! Like it's a part of him where it go??? #tho I say that and Pep's shadow is /actually/ part of him and that is very amusing to me #okay time to go I am so sleepy again!!!

[pinkvaquita]

Sp i finally let myself fall into the "shadow milk x reader propaganda"

And dear fucking god what is this jester doing to me-?

(also, small rushed doodle of how it feels everytime he does something in those fanfics)

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #Shadow milk cookie #Shadow milk please stop tormenting me #I'm this close. This FUCKING close to make oc x canon

[greenfinches]

the reddit ads i get are so uniquely horrible it feels like divine punishment for having a reddit account

#please stop tormenting me i just want advice on repotting houseplants… 😭😭😭 #rose post

[slow-clap-processors]

Artemis

Chell said nothing.

And that was her choice.

But if she had the last word, she’d say:

“Yes.”

“You didn’t ask,

If I wanted to go;

Not that I’m going to correct you.

Because if I had a voice it would be screaming,

I deserve better.

"It’s no wonder the portals are orange and blue,

One behind my eyes and one inside you;

Gateways leading to different parts of the same room

We both know how this puzzle is solved;

Just look away,

A click of the gun and it’s finished.

The sound of the radio echoing after my footsteps.

"I am a predator and these tests are my prey-

That’s what you said. I don’t know what to say.

A huntress? oh please,

You make me sputter in outrage and weak in the knees-

I always knew the cake was a lie.

Don’t worry.

No one was fooled by my act either.

"I am the moon, and I am not.

They banished me there and I have turned it against them.

I love it like a crow loves it’s nest,

High in a maple tree,

Fabricated from plastics and pure poison.

What I mean is, I’m used to bad dreams,

Limited breath, and things which are not as they seem.

"I don't sleep, which is fine

I don't prefer my nights to be restful;

Maybe I should.

But maybe instead,

You could turn off the emancipation grill,

And we could grow seedlings in the companion cubes

So they'll always have someone to sing to them.

"Don’t scrape the floors

Of the vines and trees,

Don’t wash away your scars for me.

I will banish the crows, but don’t ask me

To sing for you.

Don’t look at me like they do,

Like i’m some slice of delicious

Vanilla,

Crazy,

Cake-

I promise, I don’t taste nice.

"Notice how you never use my name?

Look me in the eyes,

Coward, Titan, I know

Your cameras will never let you forget.

A girl could never dream of a prettier headstone."

GLaDOS’s sister poem: Prometheus

#yeah this is the sequel (?) to the other poem Prometheus #because Chell has shit to say okay. #I don't think she had a mythical parallel in the game so I made one up for her :) #this one is even more wrapped up in my headcanons so again I'm tagging it #you monster (affectionate) #chell #chelldos #portal 2 #portal #cheshi slow claps #i don't like this poem as much as the other one but 'it's no wonder the portals are orange and blue / one behind my eyes and one inside you #has been haunting me? #along with 'a huntress? oh please / you make me sputter in outrage and weak in the knees' #i was like i gotta show these to people so i can stop TORMENTING MYSELF WITH THEM

[eros-thanatos89]

Silly midnight Lacho brainrot: "Mayores" by Becky G and Bad Bunny is the PERFECT Lacho Sugar Daddy anthem! <3

Hear me out:

Any amazing Lacho fans who know how to make videos, this would be so good, right?? Plz hear my prayers. *cackles maniacally*

#lacho #silliness and shenanigans #this song slaps so hard and it's just soooo made for Lacho Sugar Daddy #this song has been stuck in my head for days and the Lacho-ness of it all won't stop tormenting me #please pardon my insanity #Youtube #becky g #bad bunny #nacho varga #lalo salamanca

[unknownhomosapien]

Feeling guilty and cringe to actively brainrotting only reverse au in my blog. Sometimes i have a feeling that it's not worth it and it's just dumb thoughts in the void

#i mean i def see that ppl like it but I'm still just not used to it #spring blues stop tormenting me please

[streamingcolors-gvf]

Skin deep jake😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

(Credits to streamsofstardust)

This is so wrong…. I guess I deserve it though 🥲

This is so him I’m gonna be SICK

#I’m being tortured with edits #stop tormenting me (please don’t I need more) #SD!Jake #sd!jake edit #skin deep #skin deep edit

[bootyful-seventeen]

Of course it’s when I’m about to go to bed that I see a post of a jihoon audio live where he’s in a bath splashing and sighing

#I gotta stop looking in the comment sections cuZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SAID IF WAS A LOWER BODY BATH #SIR I AM A DEPRAVED ANIMAL WITH AN INTENSE IMAGINATION PLEASE DO NOT TORMENT ME LIKE THIS #and now I am gonna go to bed and I will be so mad when I wake up if I dreamed about fucking Jihoon in the bath #cuz a bitch has been having mommy dommie thots for a while now

[meanpersonaart]

WHOOOO AREEE YOUUUU?! WHOOO AAAAAARRREEE YOUUUU?!

#please stop tormenting me tumblr #tumblr

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Oh God oh fuck (is listening to a song that ALWAYS makes him imagine an animatic again)

#smol speaks #please stop haunting me Yuko Lives AU Servant of Evil animatic PLEASE i dont have the time or ability or know how for this #but it's SO GOOD in my head even though i cant think of anything for the second VERSE #but of course i already wrote a damn ficlet based on One Section in my head!! and art that does Not Do Justice to whats in my head #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #sorry i feel like a broken record like oh wow Smol's talking about the Nishikiyamas again bet he'll bring up candy and gothic imagery next #but look it's all that's in my brain!!! theyre everything to me!! and one day i'll say something of merit about them!! #it aint my fault there's like 10+ games (not including Judgement) and these two are in Two of Them. #Do You Know The Torment I Reside In <-- dramatic-ass

[evankinard]

this is me reading all of your tags on my posts by the way (in the wise words of eleanor shellstrop "scared is the best way to be horny" 😘)

I don't see how this implies any more peace in my future

#SAMI PLEASE. IM ASKING YOU AS A WOMAN. WHO WOULD LOVE TO STICK HER TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH. #STOP TORMENTING ME SPECIFICALLY

[kyouka-supremacy]

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#random rambles #The last ask sent me on five different tangents I wasted the whole afternoon over #I opted against adding this to the ask because it'd be unrespectful to Anon but if I don't let it out somewhere I'll die #Everyone knows how beyond what it may look like that I don't like bsd and that includes Beast #But the ask touches the exact reason why I think Beast ultimately fails as a story #because it constantly tries to frame Akutagawa as evil and heartless; but what's framed as his most cruel action #- the one of mindlessly slaughtering his enemies at the start - is itself moved by love #And I know someone in the wings is already arguing #“that's the whole point. the reader is supposed to see through it‚ and see that Akutagawa wasn't inherently evil to begin with” #… But I don't think that's the case. This is not the place to talk about it but at the same time I don't want to make a post about it #but at the same time I feel like I won't have peace untill I've brought this up. #That's not the case because 1) Dazai says it's not the case‚ and Dazai is the character with most authority in the entire franchise #and 2) Ryuunosuke's later scene with Gin reinforces the fact that Akutagawa's action was cruel and inhuman #But it's not true. It's just that the author is a little nihilist that doesn't believe humans are inherently good. #So please let's just stop pretending they aren't? Because bsd fans. in my very humble opinion - are in severe need of someone #to remember them they are free to like aspects of the franchise even without acting like its morals aren't completely fucked up #Sorry for derailing it's been tormenting me since forever I desperately needed to mention it somewhere. #I've recently read someone say that bsd sustained that humans are inherently good and like... What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. #Like there ARE series that do that? T/pn is one of them? Read t/pn if you want that? It's good? #But bsd definitely doesn't c'mon it's not that hard #Ugh. sorry for this. It was just to say #I love Beast but I don't like bsd and Beast is part of bsd and Beast does ultimately adhere to bsd's fucked up morals Kyotag out #I'm just saying we should all be able to recognize where our personal worldviwes end and where the author's start. #If you don't you aren't reading you're projecting #I'm not even rereading this #if I'll overthink it a second more I know it'll end up together with my millions black posts at the bottom of my drafts #Post

[fella-lovin-fella]

im not superstitious, im megastitious. i am so scared. please stop doing that

#what's it like to not fear everything #i cant say anything #without going #'stop youre going to jinx it oh my god please dont jinx it' #or worse #when i have to scream over my thoughts #because they're like #oh youre scared of this? #what if #what if i said it #over and over #and got louder as you did #my brain loves to torment me #<3 #anyway i am so so healthy #not mlm #dantes talking again

[jeanivere]

i hate playing through my comfort games when its got my god damn phobia in it bro

I JUST WANNA PLAY MY GAME I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THES FUCKING GHOSTS MAN I CANT DO THIS

#i hate the fucking CATHEDRAL and ASYLUMS in these fucking thief games #STOP TORMENTING ME #PLEASE NO MORE GHOSTS I CANT DO THIS

[curevent]

losing my mind over if i actually have bpd or if i'm just hyperfixated on it or if it's just anxiety and depression or if it's just the adhd overlap or if i'm just being a teenager or if i'm just convincing myself i have symptoms or if-

#it literally makes me want to cry #i need to stop thinking #i literally never stop worrying about this. #but what if i've just subconsciously tried mirroring bpd symptoms bc i read about them #and i just convinced myself i do those things to try and fit diagnostic criteria.. #this is fucking torment please help #questioning bpd #bpd

[hot-vampire-summer]

im being haunted by the word "imbricate"

#aster family of flowers i love u but please stop tormenting me with visions