#poke & chill

[pokemonranch]

his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

#near the ranch there is a big landslide with wild donphans and the little guy was just chilling #the sign is there because they tend to ROLL DOWN THE HILL #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #clay talks #poke pics

[darkforze]

#rick and morty #rick & morty #rick and morty fanart #rick sanchez #rick prime #prime rick #prickcest #prime haunting theory #my art #During the first month after Prime comes back into Ricks life he tries everything he can to get under his skin #This includes whispering dead memes in his ear #Making Rick feel a phantom poking on his shoulder only for nobody to be there #And stuff like making his face appear as mangled as it was at his death just to see if he can make a chill run down Ricks spine #The more Rick ignores him the harder Prime pushes

[ickypuppi3]

# hint: don’t lie to a guy about the whereabouts of his kid stepsister

#sweetiepie of all time #the smile ! would love to see him have a good time would love for him to be happy for once #this scene is crazy when you think about it #billy: well this has been a terrible evening surely it can only get bette- #steve walking out of the byers: gonna come in your pants huh? dropped on your head as a kid huh? you stupid btw? #chill out buddy ! quit poking the bear you know #it’s gonna end bad #harringrove #billy hargrove #ickyposts

[fighting-naturalist]

SG-1: a team made up of very serious adults

#ms. tapping i SEE you barely suppressing a giggle there #stargate #sg-1 #sam carter #cameron mitchell #daniel jackson #amanda tapping #ben browder #michael shanks #s9 #ep18 #9.18 #stargateedit #***edits #i love how cam's first poke is very gentle and sam immediately ups the anti #and he backs off like 'ok i know i'm not winning this one so chill out sam' #and when daniel pokes sam she jolts like he's SHOVED her #THAT is a person who has siblings 😂

[braisedhoney]

holy shit animating is hard. here’s my first attempt at animating a character in my normal style ;; a little messy but shhh.

audio from this post by @/stanleyparableaudio

#ney’s art #ney’s animations #tsp #tsp fanart #the stanley parable #the stanley parable fanart #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #the stanley parable animation #tsp animation #this was supposed to be chill and then i got too committed again #*head in hands* #i don’t want to think about how long this took #the answer is too long but also not long enough #anyone else mildly freaked out by the way narry sounds in the original mod btw #because whoa okay it’s SO different #he’s low-key more threatening for some reason. spooky man #won’t stop me from poking him w/ a stick though

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

#neutral is like. shrug. if you have nothing better to do / would put it on as background noise. or plain dont care either way! #but yeah im... poking streaming with a stick rn #im doing some research... based on the results of this poll ill make another wondering about preferred platforms #cause ive done streaming before. Technically #when i was active on instagram and they rolled out the live option id sometimes do a lil art stream #on my phone and a tripod #But! this time around id actually go get a mic and use a legit platform #probably either twitch or picarto... maybe youtube... but who knows! #who knows if i'll follow through with this at all! id like to! i remember enjoying streams! #it sounds like fun! #and i think it would be cool to show the Process - as slapdash as it is #absolutely unprompted #there are a lot of different things i could do on streams i think #could do streams were i focus on one project. request streams. commish streams. just chill draw session streams #streams where we all try something new Together... working on skills! #something to consider!

[wander-over-the-words]

Sinclair, realising he genuinely likes Delta and doesn’t consider him just a means to an end and he’s totally making a real friend for once:

#BioShock #BioShock 2 #Augustus Sinclair #Subject Delta #and they say Sinclair's heart grew three sizes that day #Delta pokes his head into the passenger car to check on him #sees him having this breakdown #slooooowly backs out and shuts the door #Sinclair wakes up later to find Delta laying beside him like #''you were recovering from a breakdown so I laid down beside you so that people would think we're chilling.'' #Sinclair vc: chief what are we

[theonceandfuturequeenoftarts]

Harry wandered back from Dumbledore’s office in a daze. He continued to question what he could possibly learn about how to defeat Voldemort by taking a trip down memory lane, as he had since these meetings had started, but now he felt added stirrings of discomfort. Like his skin was a size too small or he’d walked through an invisible spiderweb.

Voldemort, back when he’d been Tom Riddle, was… very much like Harry. Dumbledore could say that their choices defined them and made them different or whatever, and maybe he was right. But seeing how Riddle was talked about by the matron, how Dumbledore treated him in that first meeting – it made Harry realise how very easily he could have been the evil outcast, if anyone had listened to the Dursleys’ lies, or found out about his parseltongue abilities, or if he hadn’t already been lauded as some hero since he’d been a baby. As much as he didn’t like the fame and the wild mood swings of the magical population’s attitude towards him, Harry knew those expectations had guided his path and moulded who he was becoming.

Dumbledore’s actions were… well, unkind was possibly the nicest way to put it. He had instantly judged an eleven-year old as irredeemable, pretended to light all his worldly possessions on fire, and didn’t seem to find anything wrong with how he’d acted even sixty years later. Yes, Riddle hadn’t exactly helped his case with that talk of hurting things, but Harry had seen that desperation for connection, for belonging, that he’d once felt.

And then there was the added fact that he was being shown private moments from Riddle’s history. Harry knew how he’d feel if someone was shown his memories of life at the Dursleys. He still hadn’t told anyone about the cupboard under the stairs, and the rest his friends only guessed at.

Maybe he was reading too far into things, or projecting his own situation. Maybe Ron and Hermione were right and his saving-people-thing was showing. After all, hadn’t Riddle grown up to be a megalomaniac who led a hate group that murdered and tortured muggles and muggleborns? Maybe there should be limits to Harry’s empathy.

But Harry’s secret power was love, according to Dumbledore. If caring was what differentiated him from Voldemort – and especially since he couldn’t seem to stop it even when it left him gutted, cold and alone – then dammit, Harry was going to care.

So, Harry did what he did best (?) and leapt headfirst without looking.

Ducking into a dusty, moonlit classroom, he leaned against a desk, pulled out a bit of parchment and quill, and started to write.

Voldemort,

So, on a scale of one to ten, how pissed would you be

Hope you haven’t murdered anyone lately oh wait it’s you

Hey. I wanted you to know that Dumbledore showed me the memory of you receiving your Hogwarts letter. At the orphanage. With the whole fire wardrobe thing. 

I feel like I should apologise. It definitely seems like an invasion of privacy and I didn’t want to know, but now I do, and I’m sorry?

Is this weird? This is weird.

Anyway, I also saw the matron talking about you, but I know that sometimes people lie for stupid reasons, so here’s a one-time opportunity of me asking for your side of the story. If you want.

You probably don’t care.

– Harry (Potter)

Before Ron or Hermione found out or he could think better of it, Harry snuck up to the owlery and tied the letter to a nondescript school owl. (Hedwig was incensed that he would use another bird and pecked at his head a few times before flying off to the rafters to give him the cold shoulder, but there was no way he’d send his beloved owl off to Voldemort. Sorry, school bird.)

He returned to the Gryffindor common room as soon as the owl flew off, putting the letter as far from his mind as possible. After all, it wasn’t like he’d receive a response.

(thus, friends absent speak)

#harry potter #voldemort #tomarrymort #epistolary fic #cinnamon roll harry #sass master harry #empathy: blessing or curse? #voldemort has no chill #poke me to write more #(gently)

[tempperi]

rip jeremy heere yoi would have loved the tumblr april fools booping feature. you woulf have annoyinglu booped all your friends over and over.

#you cant disagree #im right #this is mostly about musical jeremy #book jeremy was more of a facebook poke kinda dude #either way jeremy heere annoys his friends online #be more chill #be more chill musical #bmc #bmc musical #jeremy heere #bmc jeremy #jeremy bmc

[shibusawaz]

am i the only one who finds tiktok hate on tumblr a little like. excessive.

let's be real here. tiktok is, by majority i'd say, teenagers. yes, those teenagers sometimes do and say stupid things. but a lot of you guys here are in your twenties, or older. and like, as a teenager who also does and says stupid things, not cool! it's not cool to be an adult making fun of teenagers doing things you know DAMN WELL you'd be doing too if you were our age.

you guys wanna preach and preach your live and let live lifestyle until oh! people on tiktok do something that copies you, and do it differently. oh no! oh my god! it's the end of the world!!! shut up

#tbh i dont think this is a hot take its lukewarm at best but a lot of you guys take tiktok hate wayyy too far #like i used to use it and yeah dumb shit went on but i also made some really good friends there that ive kept over the years #so calm down! chill #zepotha #goncharov #not directed towards u if youre just like poking fun at it but if ur just genuinely hating and being an asshole then like. shut up #also last note. dont forget that again tiktok is a much different platform with different skill levels and again #different ages #so yeah nobodys gonna go in depth as you guys for the fucking bit #so applause to tumblr i guess now get off your high horse

[squidkidcelebi]

Yeah I'd take the cryptid over the Abandoned Mineshaft Cave Spider Spawner Area any day.

#Herobrine #Minecraft From the Fog mod #Now I don't know about yall but for whatever reason whenever I see a collection of cobwebs in-game I get unbelievably repulsed and uneasy #And for some reason it's just in-game like watching a vid or seeing a picture is completely different #But the moment I see one poking out from a ravine or cave tunnel or Mesa I just eughhhhhhh I don't like it I hate Mineshafts :( #This includes the bookshelf rooms in Strongholds and apparently the hidden spider room in Woodland Mansions why. why are they there. #Meanwhile resident cryptid man I'm completely chill with. Gives me a slight startle every once in a while but he's cool lol #It's like having a friend. A friend that shows up randomly and disappears when you look at him or turns and walks away if he's further away #sometimes watching you sleep or leaving you gifts in your chests; even leaving messages on signs if he's feeling quirky #so you know; just typical neurodivergent behavior :) /j #Doodle dump #Ceebie draws

[fanghur]

Pokemon trainer: yeah, I caught Pokemon-God... and then I lost her in my PC boxes

Trainer's friend:

#Pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #pokemon legends #pokemon legends arceus #legit exchange between my friend and I doing raids in pokemon sv #just imagine in universe though #like you literally have God of all Creation chilling in a PC #and you freaking lose them amongst everything else #I'm totally not referring to arceus as she/her because I forgot to edit the image #God is a Woman should apply in poke-verse too and I'm sticking with that

[ruby-static]

JESUS CHRIST, ARCADE-

#Static screams into the void #Static plays FNV #Fallout New Vegas #Arcade Gannon #NOT THE GRANNIES ARCADE #I barely shot one- Arcade fucking massacred them with no hesitation. #And not even a minute after he bodies a freeside thug before I can even draw a weapon. #My guy has no chill- #(I mean I probably wouldn't if I just came back from having to deal with an underground vault of infected plant monsters.) #Average Wild Wasteland moment. #Anyways- not sure what quest to do next with these two #so I just poked around Cerulean Robotics in Freeside #since I think that it would be a super fitting home/base for Riley story-wise. #(He's a robotics nerd- he absolutely would set up shop there.)

[salad-storm]

The idea of regular people not having actual encounters but just being marked by entities is so fun to me.

The postman touched by the eye who randomly knows the contents of the letters and packages he delivers and feels bad about it. The night guard that doesn't really think she's doing her job all that well because all her torched keep going out. The guy that has to leave for work several hours early because they keep getting lost on their way over the field for some reason because the grass and sky look kind of endless. The makeup artist that keeps accidentally making their clients look somewhat unreal. The gardener whose plants start rotting too early, but their insects homes are always full and lively.

#like they wouldnt make statements or become avatars or anything #theyre just a bit strange occasionally! #its fine its chill. sometimes fear gods just need to poke at people. for funsies. #tma #the magnus archives #stormy in here

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

thinking abt. poke slayer again. for no real reason except i like to annoy my followers with nonsense posts i guess.

ANYWAY i still really really love the idea that ingo is not only the guy rei/akari meet immediately after the attack, but he is ALSO periodically meeting up with them afterwards seemingly randomly. he's always very vague about what business, exactly, has him in the area to coincidentally run into them again. actually he's vague about a Lot of things. boy he sure seems to keep up pretty well with slayer techniques and their general locations, and he knew where to find cyllene (their first proper mentor), is he a demon slayer himself? hmm. well. hm. he is. not exactly affiliated with them no.

so akari comes to the conclusion pretty quickly that he's a demon. this is not a hard logical leap to make. especially since he always has to reach up to his mask when he's talking, which she's fairly sure is bc the mask is also a gag that he can't talk through, like it's held in his teeth or something, which is why he knew to give one to rei before he bit anyone. and he tries to keep his face and as much skin as possible covered at all times, like he doesn't want anyone to get a proper look at him. and he's weirdly up-to-date on the locations and plans of various demons wherever he is. again. not a hard conclusion to come to if you're looking for long enough.

anyway eventually this gets brought up with a more experienced slayer at some point, like akari casually mentions oh yeah, inu, friend of ours, helped me and rei out, tall guy, absolutely shit posture, black wolf mask, etc. and the hashira or whoever slams the brakes so hard like YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?

and akari's like what, oh, yeah, i mean, i figure he's a demon. it's just like, it feels like it would be rude to ask at this point, and he's not hostile, so i've just been kind of hoping it never came up-

hashira (ignoring her) is like EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, the newbie recruit has apparently been hanging out with the FIRST FUCKING KIZUKI??

#the nemesis speaks #poke slayer #retroactive heart attack holy shit you were in So Much Danger #and then the follow up discussion after the initial heart attack phase was over with namely: the first kizuki has more than zero chill?? #usually the news we get abt that guy is like. very vague descriptions of indiscriminate flesh-rending from traumatized survivors #even other demons are scared shitless by the mention of this dude. like they will Sprint to vacate the premises if they think he's otw #you're telling us it can hold a conversation?? it was HELPFUL?? what in the actual goddamn?? #(usually ingo avoids people when not being actively sicced on someone by muzan. the protags are An Exception. bc rei)

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

I absolutely love your Fake Cryptic Real Ghost AU! It's hilarious! Genius!

The Batfam are just congratulating each other to fooling people into thinking they're cryptic. Then came a literal Ghost child who politely, with all manner and attitude that can be compared to asking a local Deity, ask them to allow him a place!

Do they put camera and listening device in those shrine? Because it would lean more into local Deity belief that they listen to people prayers plus information gathering.

Also a good way to know about Danny.

what an AMAZING idea!! I'm so glad people find it hysterical because every time I imagine the sheer shenanigans that could happen, I laugh.

I like to imagine the Batfamily likes to compare notes on how to unsettle criminals. Dick is The Go To for if you want to make people think you don't have any bones. The man is Flexible and makes gravity look like a suggestion on any given day.

But oh my god, Batman bugging the shrines because I can't see him being comfortable with the worship, there's been times where people have come to say things, and only be chance have they have been able to help them. (And sometimes it's nice that people show their appreciation after a hard day where he wasn't able to save everyone who needed to be saved. The days where even when he tries, when all of them try so hard they can't do everything.) So that has been accepted into my head canons 100 percent!!

#asks and answers #fake cryptids real ghosts au #I need to chill on the tangents #it's like I'm a vending machine. You guys poke me and out comes ideas