#pkmn irl

[pokemonshelterstories]

her name is lilac and that is her emotional support sock

#charlietalks #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokemon pics #ralts

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I come from a world where animals exist. AMA.

Apparently animals don’t exist in most of the worlds that rotomblr users come from and they’re even FICTIONAL in some of them. I, on the other hand, lived ALONGSIDE them. Yes, I lived with ANTS and MICE and WORMS. Ask me anything about my animal experience.

#rotomblr #pkmn irl #and I’ll ask my roommate things if I don’t know the answers because he’s a biologist type guy #basically I want attention and I’ve realized I come from a world where ‘fictional’ creatures are real #AMA!! AMA #I’m bored and I’m knowledgeable

[quillpokebiology]

Wait, POKEMON CAN HAVE AUTISM???

Yes they can! It's often a bit hard to detect bcuz a lot if people just assume their pokemon has different traits, but they can have autism!

#quill awnsers #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon roleplay #irl pkmn

[fields-of-gracidea]

I am the last person to tell someone that relationships are a requirement lol. You to come over for some tea? It's Gogoat leaf; super relaxing! :)

@suddenlyauntiemaya

Oh definitely. I have something for you also :]

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #rotumblr #branded irl #asks

[pure-incense]

Update:

They're still in my backyard, holding hands and plotting. I fear for my life.

#Partially joking but I am worried about how they've been linking hands to think better for multiple days. They've had to have left to eat #But I haven't seen them do so. Which is worrying. #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #reuniclus

[pkmncenterguy]

Wild stuff I’ve heard at work

• “So if you shoot a gastly with a hyperbeam-“ “Its a ghost type it would just stand there” “THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE IT SHOULD GET PUNTED LIKE A FOOTBALL ITS A FUCKING LASER”

• “Does he look more like a Banana Fritter or an Apple Fritter” said holding a grubbin trying to figure out what to name him

• “You may not be a top percentage rattata but you’re top percentage in my heart” (????)

• A girl desperately trying to teach a kadabra how to heal itself using a hyper potion as a held item. It did not work

• “She looks like a Stevenson” said in the most serious tone while looking deep into the eyes of a dewpider

• I have a lot of nicknaming stories and they’re all great

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr

[would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend]

lurantis or fomantis? they are my babies :3

[A link to a previously published fomantis post will be at the bottom of this one :)]

I worry that I say this too much in these posts, but this one was tricky. In all honesty, the data surrounding this pokémon is often contradictory, a perhaps fitting condition considering its tricky appearance. Overall, from the best that I can tell, a lurantis would not make the best pet for many owners.

Thankfully, size isn’t an issue. It rarely is with bug pokémon like, but not exactly like, lurantises. Lurantises only appear to be a bug pokémon in order to hunt and protect themselves (Ultra Sun, Scarlet), but they sell the facade well. This protects them from predators seeking a grassy snack and tricks tasty bug pokémon to come closer to them until it’s too late. While this strange pokémon doesn’t have very extreme space needs, they are notoriously difficult to care for… somehow.

The pokédex makes it very clear that it takes a very attentive trainer to keep a lurantis healthy (Violet). The species’ beautiful floral coloration, which have given it the reputation of being one of the “most glamorous Grass Pokémon” (Ultra Moon), is a handy health indicator: a happy and healthy lurantis will have bright, vivid colors. This is said to be difficult and laborious for trainers to maintain (Sun, Violet), though some have taken up lurantis care as a hobby (which indicates that its both possible, and attention-consuming). I’m not sure, however, why it is so difficult to maintain this level of health for a lurantis. After all, due to their common ability Leaf Guard, this species is immune to conditions like poisoning as long as they are in the sun, and their many self-healing moves, it shouldn’t be that difficult to maintain their health! It’s a puzzle. Let’s just say that a lurantis is unlikely to be a good starter pet.

While they may not be particularly violent normally, aside from taking down prey, lurantises are quite dangerous. Their move pool might not be too much to worry about on the surface, their biology has provided them with some truly formidable weapons. The sickle-shaped petals on their arms are actually quite sharp, allowing them to use moves like Slash and Leaf Blade (Ultra Sun, Shield). The danger in these petals goes beyond their sharp edges: lurantises are capable of turning sunlight into powerful beams which they can shoot from their petals that are powerful enough to “cleave through metal plates” (Moon). So. That’s… not great. Any pokémon that could kill you instantly, just from spending time in the sun, is one we have to consider very carefully no matter their usual behavior.

All-in-all, lurantis scores a very middle-of-the-road score due to the mixed results of my analysis. They’re beautiful, small, and smell nice (Scarlet), but they are also said to take a lot of attention and care, and could cause massive damage on whim. Prospective lurantis owners, I’ll leave this one up to you. Personally, I think a fomantis is a much safer choice.

The Fomantis post:

#pokémon #pokemon #Lurantis #pkmn irl #PR-C

[professor-devious]

[Picture of a happy cyclizar, it has a weird wing-like apparatus attached to it via a harness. a second picture is the cyclizar flying through the sky with its tongue out as Devi controls the wings]

Once I figure out how to give it ACTUAL wings, this is good enough

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotumblr #irl pokemon #rotomblr #irl pkmn #pokeblogging

[achancetobibetter]

They really should teach people how to cook in school. – @suddenlyauntiemaya on Tumblr

Posting cooking videos online now, Tobi?

@suddenlyauntiemaya

....Ouch, Maya.

Ouch.

#i can cook! #yeah.... #rotomblr #pokemon irl #rotumblr #pokemon #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pkmn rp #pokemon rp #pokeblog rp #pokeblog irl #suddenlyauntiemaya

[tossdoll]

If you're a hex maniac do you also have psychic ghost powers??? like telekinesis and stuff?

#✉️ #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #rotumblr #not really. #featuring my partner's xatu.

[pokemonshelterstories]

dont cry, okay? phanpy with a flower

#charlietalks #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokemon pics #phanpy #pokemon shelter life

[psyonicscream]

Hey I just thought of something

How many of us on this site draw regularly?

We could set up a game of rotomblr gartic phone

#pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokeblogging #rotumblr #pkmn irl #//yeah I use tag variations when I really want the reach lol

[synthetic-radiance]

yes i think you did do that

...that is so damned corny.

#branded irl #pkmn irl #rotomblr #asks #orion posts

[bb-drayster]

booby trap? sure i would fall into a trap if i saw boobs

-🐉

#[ /ref teehee] #rotumblr #pokeblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokemon rp #pokeblog roleplay #tw suggestive #i think?

[that-dog-in-him]

whjat do you mean my type changed

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pkmn rp #pokemon rp #eebydeeby irl

[pkmncenterguy]

Power Seal?

what's that?

Ever wonder why you hear ancient stories about wild raging tyranitar burning villages to the ground, but in trainer battles on tv, a well trained lycanroc can get hit by a hyper beam from one and still be standing? Type advantage aside, thats thanks to power seals!

A standard diagram of a heal ball here. The blue rim, in different colors but in all pokeballs, is where your power seal is. PSA: If you ever notice a crack in that, GO TO YOUR NEAREST POKEMON CENTER IMMEDIATELY! Trade machines can exchange the same pokemon to another empty pokeball, and if you tell a nurse joy its because the seal is broken they’ll transfer your pokemon to a new pokeball for free

But anyway, power seals do exactly what it sounds like: they limit the power of a pokemon’s moves, so that in battles you can only ever knock out your opponents pokemon, and that a trainer’s togedemaru shocking you on accident wont literally kill you. Some people forget because they grow up around pokemon owned by trainers, but wild pokemon are way stronger than we give them credit for. Seriously, we don’t tell kids to avoid the tall grass for nothing. A power seal on your pokeball breaking means your pokemon is suddenly at its full power and very likely to actually hurt other pokemon in battles, so you need to get the pokeball replaced immediately

And if it worries you, pretty much all wild pokemon are aware that being caught means their power being limited, even if they don’t know exactly how. Thats why even the sweetest wild garchomp you have a bond to likely won’t just agree to be caught, lots of pokemon want a battle before you can catch them because they want you to prove you’re stronger than the power they’d be giving up

#if you listen closely you can hear me go into educator mode #but seriously it does worry me how rare this knowledge is in the general population because its SO important to know #most people are just told ‘if the line on your pokeball ever cracks go get it replaced’ but they dont understand the urgency #its a whole thing and you get treated to me rambling #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pkmn irl #lore #//enjoy: my copious headcanons on why ash can survive getting thunder bolted by pikachu #//and why everyone in pokemon legends arceus is freaking out about how dangerous pokemon are all the time #//professor laventon is afraid of handling a rowlet wrong. clearly theres something we dont know #//btw!! this is free to reblog and use! add ur own stuff have fun w it