#rotomblr

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I come from a world where animals exist. AMA.

Apparently animals don’t exist in most of the worlds that rotomblr users come from and they’re even FICTIONAL in some of them. I, on the other hand, lived ALONGSIDE them. Yes, I lived with ANTS and MICE and WORMS. Ask me anything about my animal experience.

#rotomblr #pkmn irl #and I’ll ask my roommate things if I don’t know the answers because he’s a biologist type guy #basically I want attention and I’ve realized I come from a world where ‘fictional’ creatures are real #AMA!! AMA #I’m bored and I’m knowledgeable

[gotta-pet-em-all]

New aesthetic called Secondhand Academia where you get deeply invested in the drama and whatever your local academic likes to infodump about, but you don’t have the context for it you just know that Jolten et al is a lying piece of shit who is wrong about everything EXCEPT his thesis paper which revolutionized evolutionary biology for electric types

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging

[quillpokebiology]

Wait, POKEMON CAN HAVE AUTISM???

Yes they can! It's often a bit hard to detect bcuz a lot if people just assume their pokemon has different traits, but they can have autism!

#quill awnsers #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon roleplay #irl pkmn

[fields-of-gracidea]

I am the last person to tell someone that relationships are a requirement lol. You to come over for some tea? It's Gogoat leaf; super relaxing! :)

@suddenlyauntiemaya

Oh definitely. I have something for you also :]

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #rotumblr #branded irl #asks

[pure-incense]

Update:

They're still in my backyard, holding hands and plotting. I fear for my life.

#Partially joking but I am worried about how they've been linking hands to think better for multiple days. They've had to have left to eat #But I haven't seen them do so. Which is worrying. #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #reuniclus

[pkmncenterguy]

Wild stuff I’ve heard at work

• “So if you shoot a gastly with a hyperbeam-“ “Its a ghost type it would just stand there” “THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE IT SHOULD GET PUNTED LIKE A FOOTBALL ITS A FUCKING LASER”

• “Does he look more like a Banana Fritter or an Apple Fritter” said holding a grubbin trying to figure out what to name him

• “You may not be a top percentage rattata but you’re top percentage in my heart” (????)

• A girl desperately trying to teach a kadabra how to heal itself using a hyper potion as a held item. It did not work

• “She looks like a Stevenson” said in the most serious tone while looking deep into the eyes of a dewpider

• I have a lot of nicknaming stories and they’re all great

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr

[zeralight-asks-backup]

A portal somewhat similar to ultra wormholes appears near you and the cataloguer falls through it.

"Agh, another one, when will the portalz ztop?"

It notices you.

"Oh, it'z you! Do you know anything about the portalz? They keep appearing and taking me to placez."

@rotomblr-multiverse-cataloguer

Oh, hey there!

( The Writer walks over to the Cataloger and looks at the portal. )

This rift, huh? Let me see...

( He takes out a peculiar wand-like device and points it at the portal. )

( The device emits a green light and a soft whirr as it scans the rift in space-time. )

#writer ask #as writer #rotomblr #rotomblr multiverse cataloguer

[professor-devious]

[Picture of a happy cyclizar, it has a weird wing-like apparatus attached to it via a harness. a second picture is the cyclizar flying through the sky with its tongue out as Devi controls the wings]

Once I figure out how to give it ACTUAL wings, this is good enough

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotumblr #irl pokemon #rotomblr #irl pkmn #pokeblogging

[achancetobibetter]

They really should teach people how to cook in school. – @suddenlyauntiemaya on Tumblr

Posting cooking videos online now, Tobi?

@suddenlyauntiemaya

....Ouch, Maya.

Ouch.

#i can cook! #yeah.... #rotomblr #pokemon irl #rotumblr #pokemon #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pkmn rp #pokemon rp #pokeblog rp #pokeblog irl #suddenlyauntiemaya

[ring-of-galactic]

(@azelftales)

Hey Pluto! I'm Saturn, orrrr you can just call me Deedee! Brandy's a buddy of mine, and yes, I knew she met you sometime ago. I'm not upset or anything, it's nothing we should worry about now. It's awesome to finally be able to text to you. I hope you are doing well!

(Don't tell Brandy I found your blog aghshsgsg I hate dealing with her fusses about it)

Oh, hey. Didn't expect to see you so soon.. Deedee. What a dumb name.. glad it's not mine.

It's good to be able to interact with you aswell.. especially since it is very, very late for me, and I have nothing else to do, haha.. but outside of my horrid sleep schedule, and some aching in my stomach, I'm doing quite alright.

I won't tell, don't worry. It's not like I'd gain anything from it anyways.

#saturn posts #rotomblr #asks

[thatsuccessfulpokemontrainer]

Some silly doodles of all of my pokemon irl accounts :3 (+ one friends oc)

#mushroom musings #rotomblr #rotumblr #irl pkmn #pokemon oc

[psyonicscream]

Hey I just thought of something

How many of us on this site draw regularly?

We could set up a game of rotomblr gartic phone

#pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokeblogging #rotumblr #pkmn irl #//yeah I use tag variations when I really want the reach lol

[synthetic-radiance]

yes i think you did do that

...that is so damned corny.

#branded irl #pkmn irl #rotomblr #asks #orion posts

[chaos-cousins]

Hey what's a normal amount of people someone is supposed to be willing to die for

#pokeblogging #rotomblr #tw death mention

[that-dog-in-him]

whjat do you mean my type changed

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pkmn rp #pokemon rp #eebydeeby irl

[pkmncenterguy]

Power Seal?

what's that?

Ever wonder why you hear ancient stories about wild raging tyranitar burning villages to the ground, but in trainer battles on tv, a well trained lycanroc can get hit by a hyper beam from one and still be standing? Type advantage aside, thats thanks to power seals!

A standard diagram of a heal ball here. The blue rim, in different colors but in all pokeballs, is where your power seal is. PSA: If you ever notice a crack in that, GO TO YOUR NEAREST POKEMON CENTER IMMEDIATELY! Trade machines can exchange the same pokemon to another empty pokeball, and if you tell a nurse joy its because the seal is broken they’ll transfer your pokemon to a new pokeball for free

But anyway, power seals do exactly what it sounds like: they limit the power of a pokemon’s moves, so that in battles you can only ever knock out your opponents pokemon, and that a trainer’s togedemaru shocking you on accident wont literally kill you. Some people forget because they grow up around pokemon owned by trainers, but wild pokemon are way stronger than we give them credit for. Seriously, we don’t tell kids to avoid the tall grass for nothing. A power seal on your pokeball breaking means your pokemon is suddenly at its full power and very likely to actually hurt other pokemon in battles, so you need to get the pokeball replaced immediately

And if it worries you, pretty much all wild pokemon are aware that being caught means their power being limited, even if they don’t know exactly how. Thats why even the sweetest wild garchomp you have a bond to likely won’t just agree to be caught, lots of pokemon want a battle before you can catch them because they want you to prove you’re stronger than the power they’d be giving up

#if you listen closely you can hear me go into educator mode #but seriously it does worry me how rare this knowledge is in the general population because its SO important to know #most people are just told ‘if the line on your pokeball ever cracks go get it replaced’ but they dont understand the urgency #its a whole thing and you get treated to me rambling #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pkmn irl #lore #//enjoy: my copious headcanons on why ash can survive getting thunder bolted by pikachu #//and why everyone in pokemon legends arceus is freaking out about how dangerous pokemon are all the time #//professor laventon is afraid of handling a rowlet wrong. clearly theres something we dont know #//btw!! this is free to reblog and use! add ur own stuff have fun w it