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lokahjarta · 4 months
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God hands me a business card. His big weird eye is watching me read it.
Personal Trainer. entrepreneur. Dog Walker. bounty hunter. Blacksmith. Seiðkona.
I flip it to the other side. Blank.
I flip it back.
Winner of the 800 AD Hot Dog Eating Contest. Mechanic. Magician. Masturbator. Sticky.
"I can only do some of those things right now." She says. "i'm out on parole."
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autumnbrambleagain · 4 months
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"problem. people are only watching half a video, but it buffers all of it, increasing our server load."
"hm. what if we make it so it only buffers like 10 seconds ahead?"
"won't that make it so in anything other than ideal conditions the video will stop every 10 seconds?"
"yeah but fuck them"
"good point!"
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spineless-lobster · 2 months
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Be careful folks apparently there’s Events and Situations out there, scary stuff
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69ottersinatrenchcoat · 3 months
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I used the “i had a thought, unfortunately I had a second thought and they ricocheted off one another“ quote in front of a teacher today. She ended up laughing so hard she had to hold onto my desk for a few moments to steady herself.
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forestcrittervillains · 5 months
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i turn you into a fuckiiiiiin zoopal paper plate and eat the greasiest food off you. a burger. a pizaz. a fried chicken. Take that. Suffer. tHat's youre whoel existence now
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riphimopen · 7 months
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lol. You seen this guy?
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ninbinary · 3 months
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..where's the 3rd button for "re-think what i was about to say" that's the button i need.
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obviouschild2014 · 7 months
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The tagline for broadchurch s1 is alec hardy has collapsed! The tagline for broadchurch s2 is oh ellie miller we love you get up. and the tagline for broadchurch s3 is This is the last season of broadchurch.
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lmaxell · 5 days
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You can tell by the way it is
Is such an important phrase to me, because I remember being interested in plants and wanting to know how to identify them, or even what morphological features to look out for. And sure, one can learn the language to describe plants: Alternate or opposite leaves, learn all the parts of a flower, glabrous, tomentose or whatever. But like, you eventually just get to a skill level of "That's in the pea family" because it looks like everything else in the pea family. "Does that one have square stems" you ask, because you know it does because it's fucking mint. I've come through the other side of "you can tell by the way it is" and this video has been with me the entire time. It's fucking hilarious because of how true it is.
I also have been thinking about how an individuals hobbies are a really strong force against the influx of machine-learning produced media. I know that I can see a plant and go "that's not real" in the same way a fabric artist can see a crocheted octopus and refute it. Developing these skills is how we will, as a community, lessen the harm to the people being exploited by the people using machine-learning to create these products.
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nope! placebo gum
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m0thkiller · 4 months
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ever since i was a wee effeminate lad i always wanted to become a handsome young woman
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lokahjarta · 4 months
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All Things end.
All Things begin.
This is the nature of existence.
John Barleycorn by any other name;
Would ye know yet more, and how?
Ymir is the Wound where the light gets through; y'know
There are many a bell that rings in the south
The Promised Bride does Yet Return
The Mouth in the Belly does Ever Yearn
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autumnbrambleagain · 3 months
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important things i have learned today as a farmer: pigs WILL dance with you if you start dancing with them
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plutosring · 7 months
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"post without tags?" no. post with the fury of a cat owner who just got their cat stolen.
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emma-d-klutz · 8 months
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ok something that's been happening to me with tumblr recently that I'm wondering if it's happening to anyone else:
you know the
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Up until, say, yesterday, if I clicked the Publish button, it would post without tags. Now, the cursor changes when hovering as if it's a functioning button, but I can't actually press it. I can only press Add tags.
The only way to post without tags now is to save the post as a draft and post it from the drafts folder, where the Post without tags? pop up does come up.
I thought it might be because I recently installed AdGuard, but when I disabled it to check, it didn't fix anything. Maybe just having it downloaded at all causes it.
Is there anyone else on here who uses AdGuard who has this glitch? Or who uses Safari without AdGuard and also just got the glitch recently?
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Ever since I was a little boy
I wanted to grow up to be a lesbian
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