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strawberryama · 2 years

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Double Time

General Gorou x reader x Admiral Leviathan hehehehehehheheh

hi this is for the GI x OM collab hosted by @flwrem

synopsis : the one thing General Gorou and Admiral Leviathan couldn’t agree upon was who got to stick their dick in what hole of their trusted advisor and strategist.

contents : female reader + gendered terms like princess, lil bit shy reader, oral (f + m receiving), vaginal sex, slight??? public sex??? Levi forked tongue supremacy!!!!!!, i forgot to beta read. Whoops.

minors dni 18+!!!!!!

The great general Gorou and the grand admiral Leviathan have always been pretty agreeable. Even in the most heated of meetings, the two can find themselves calming down, deciding on a solution. But the one thing that they can’t agree on currently was who gets what hole of their favorite little strategist. And today was no different.

The board meeting had dispersed but the three of you stayed behind, under the guise of “private matters.” Standing sandwiched between the two men, you already knew what was coming and just tried to relax your nerves. There was always a chance of getting caught or someone returning to the board room. It’d yet to happen, but always made you on edge.

As you listened to the two bicker, trying to calm your nerves, the men’s hands roamed about your body. Leviathan who stood behind you’s hands cupped your tits with such ease. You could feel him rest his chin on you shoulder, looking at Gorou; who at that moment was patiently tracing circles on your hips. Ever so slowly, his gloved fingertips would lift the hem of your uniform’s top.

“No fair, you know I want her cunt. You got to cum inside last time,” Leviathan growled. Gorou only stuck his tongue out at him, resulting in Leviathan’s grip on your breasts tightening.

“So, what lizard boy?”

“Dog breathe!”

“Snake fuck!”

“Puppy chow-“

“E-Excuse me?” you finally pipe up. Both men immediately dropped their bitter glares and looked at you with their undivided attention. With eyes so responsive and attentive, you’d never even had guessed they were spewing insult after insult at each other not even a second ago. “Would it be alright if…I decided this time?”

“Oh…” they both said. It was as if they had never even thought about that option. No, they weren’t dumb but sometimes their lust clouded their judgement and rationalizing skills. “

“O-Of course, ______,” Gorou smiled. Leviathan just nodded, nuzzling into your shoulder, continuing to massage your breasts.

“Th-Thank you,” you sweetly say, a smile painted on your lips. You wasted not even a second before reaching out in front of you, hand on Gorou’s shoulder. “General?”

“Y-Yes?”

“Would you be so kind and get down on your knees?”

Didn’t need to tell him twice. Gorou was on his knees, mouth at watering at the very smell of your cunt. He’d be lying if he said he couldn’t smell that mouth watering arousal of yours all meeting. And he wasn’t afraid to let you know.

“C…Could you…y-ya know?”

“Eat you out? I thought you’d never ask,” Gorou practically moaned. He began placing open mouthed kisses up your thighs. “I could smell this cunt all damn meeting. It was driving me insane, princess. I’m sure the Admiral could as well, no?”

The rough squeeze on your tits and the moan pressed into your neck by Levi was more than enough of a hint. His grip finally relented, giving your sensitive boobs a break. His hands instead got to work with unbuttoning your formal military attire coat. He was getting needy already.

You turned your head to meet his hungry lips that swallowed up your pitiful squeaks and moans. That forked tongue had always done wonders, slithering down your throat, and today was no exception. You could feel your slick spilling onto your thighs with how intensely Levi’s sucked on your tongue. And Gorou reveled in the scent.

Gorou grabbed at one of your knees, throwing it over his shoulder. It granted him the access he’d been aching for all day. He noticed your lack of panties and chuckled darkly. He dove under your skirt, nose nudging at your clit. Gorou’s chin was already covered in your slick that dripped from your cunt. His little satisfied whine sent a vibration straight to your core making you throw your head back on Leviathan’s shoulder.

“So sensitive,” he teased you. Levi finally opened your coat, harshly yanking down your bra to free your tits. The hiss you let out from the cold air only fueled the admiral as his gloved hands returned to the mounds. One pinched at your nipple while the other hand rolled at the other.

And as that went on, Gorou had begun to lick up all of the juice your cunt leaked. You would’ve thought he was starved with how his tongue lapped at your folds. His nose nudged at your clit to give you minimal pleasure but don’t worry, he never forgot to give you what you wanted. It just took a moment.

Gorou began slipping off his gloves, throwing them over his shoulder in haste. Finally, you thought. He shifted his attention to your clit and began to roughly suck on it. And without warning, he thrusted two fingers into your aching cunt. Gorou never had much tact with these things, always getting lost in the moment. Luckily, when your knees grew weak from the sudden overstimulation, Leviathan made sure to keep you standing with an arm about your waste.

Though your eyelids began to grow heavy, you could see Gorou’s tail wagging side to side. That man was having the time of his life, refusing to come up for any air at all. He really was cute, you thought. If he wasn’t under your skirt, you’d be able his ears would be twitching a bit too. But with every minute that passed, you felt your knees grow weaker and weaker.

“Alright, alright. Gorou, her legs are ‘bout to give out. Easy there.”

Gorou gave one last thrust of his fingers for good measure before ducking out of your skirt. He looked up, slick and a bit of cum coating his fingers, drooling down his hand. Gorou’s teal eyes gazed up at you with a lust so intense you felt a shiver run down your spine. His tongue ran over the slick, sure to not miss a single drop. As Gorou’s tail wagged uncontrollably, as he stood up, wiping off his hand on his pants.

Leviathan wasted no time in picking you up though. Giving relief to your weak and wobbly legs, his strong grasp kept you together before he gently set you down on the meeting table. The polished wood was a bit chilly, but you didn’t complain; just happy to be somewhere you wouldn’t be at risk of falling over. Leviathan’s gloves hands began to rub at your wobbly thighs and chuckled softly. “You know how the doggy gets a lil overzealous. Let’s keep you somewhere stable, hm?”

You could only giggle softly at his nickname for his partner. They did truly enjoy each others company, but during these little events, they always were trying to one up each other. Gorou only grimaced at the nickname, on the other hand, as he made his way towards the other side of the table. A new vigor in his eyes, ready to adjust to whatever position Admiral Leviathan put you in. Gorou reached out, moving your hair to one side, placing a kiss to the back of your ear. But he grew impatient, letting out a soft whine.

“Get on with it, snake boy. We only have so much time before someone gets suspicious that we aren’t at the after dinner.”

“This is exactly why we get a hotel or go back to someone’s,” Levi muttered, gently maneuvering you onto you stomach. He hated being rushed. Nonetheless, Leviathan grabbed your thighs to yank you closer, pressing his erection into your core to briefly tease you. Meanwhile, Gorou wasted no time in whipping his cock out.

“Lets make this quick,” Gorou commented as he gave a few strokes to his fat cock. It was already pretty hard from the gourmet meal he’d just had, but he wasn’t leaking precum just yet.

“Don’t. Rush. Me.”

Leviathan unbuckled his pants, poking his drooling tip at your cunt’s entrance. You accommodated him by spreading your thighs as far apart as they could go. If it weren’t for Gorou stretching you some before, you were sure the sting you felt as Leviathan’s cock slid in would’ve hurt a lot more.

The admiral’s cock was far longer than the general’s; but the general had a fat cock and even fatter set of balls. You didn’t have time for it today, but when they occupied both of your holes, it was a dream, getting the best of both world’s. But you weren’t complaining with the current arrangement either.

Levi’s cock dragged in and out, an agonizingly slow pace that began to pick up. His hands gripped at your waist like it was the one thing keeping him sane. He had only begun but with the way your cunt was drooling and wrapped about him, Levi didn’t know how long he had.

He bent over, trying to just bask in the pleasure of it all. His warm breath hitting your ear each time he panted. The moans that left his lips were just so delicious. Leviathan hid his face in you shoulder blade, trying to keep quiet. But he just couldn’t help it when your pussy was practically milking his cock.

All the while, Gorou’s cock was pumping in and out of your mouth. He couldn’t even look you in the eyes, cause the look you gave him was sinful. He feared the look in your eyes alone would’ve made him cum.

But Gorou’s soft grunts and moans fueled you just enough to tease him back for that rough clit sucking, earlier. Each time Gorou pushed his cock passed your lips, your tongue would tease and run over that one prominent vein. The first time it happened, Gorou practically yelped, breathing hitching in his throat.

What a brat, he thought as it happened. But he let it slide. Besides, it’d be your throat he was going to come down regardless.

Speaking of cum, Leviathan was on the brink of cumming and you were nearly there too. Lucky for you, one of his hands had abandoned your waist in favor of your swollen clit. Levi frantically flicked at it, hips stuttering and losing their rhythm.

Levi stood back up straight, slamming sloppily and roughly into your pussy. He felt you squeezing him each time he drilled his cock in. And as your walls began to spazz around him, Leviathan had hit his limit. He gripped your hips with bruising strength, slamming in one final time.

“Gah!” A broken moan was ripped from his throat as his cum came spurting out, filling up your tight, hot cunt.

Only a moment or so later, the loud, fat smack of Gorou’s balls against your chin finally halted as he came too. The duality of being filled to the brim in your pussy and your throat being used as a cumdump was like pure ecstasy. As the boys pulled out of you, it was like you were empty all over again and you found yourself pouting.

“Ah, ah! Swallow,” Gorou chided. He kept your mouth closed with a hand under your chin. Until you swallowed all that salty, thick cum, throat bobbing, Gorou held your mouth closed. When he saw your throat bob, he grinned though. “Good girl.”

“Oi, we don’t have time for this.”

Leviathan was already shoved away back in his pants, waiting on the both of you. He was sure to help you stand, caution of his cum that could easily leak down your thighs.

“We’ll stop by the bathroom first. I-I’m so sorry, ______.”

“Don’t worry, ______! We’ll get you all taken care of. Just like always.”

#genshin impact #obey me #leviathan #gorou #general gorou #obey me leviathan #leviathan x reader #leviathan smut #gorou x reader #gorou smut #genshin impact smut #obey me smut #crossover #event

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a--messy--blog · 3 years

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My random thoughts about Heathers the musical (yes i just watched it today)

Okay first of all, J.D needs professional helps (i only realized this when i read the comments and it took me so long to realize: his dad doesn't take good care of him, his mom's death traumatized him and he doesn't have any friend at all)

The beautiful's ending reminds me of chip on my shoulder's ending (come on it's the same guy who wrote the music for both musicals)

Yes a lot of songs in this remind me of other legally blonde and mean girls songs. ( lifeboat and what's wrong and me; big fun and whose house is this; kindergarten boyfriend and ireland; fight for me and stupid with love etc.)

why all the songs is so CATCHY? (they shouldn't make inappropriate songs that catchy)

"You'll go to some college and marry a lawyer" OMGG ELLE WOODS EMMETT FORREST IS THAT YOU????? (i couldn't stop myself sorry)

Veronica sweetie calm down don't you think that it would be too fast to break into your crush's house and have sex with him and you just talked to him like 2 times before?

IT'S SO AWKWARD TO WATCH THE WHOLE DEAD GIRL WALKING PERFORMANCE my dream role was Veronica until that part soooo now it's Heather Chandler

Singing dead girl walking (maybe while doing the choreography whatever) with my future husband is now in my bucket list. Idk but it would be fun i guess

How did Veronica find J.D's address? WE NEVER KNOW-

YEAH MARTHA IS STILL THE MOST INOCENT PERSON! She can't get over the past when she was happy :(

"My problem is myriad!-I wAS HaVING mY PERIod...HEHeheHEhehHEHEH HEEEEEEEEHeeeee hm OH MYY GOODD"

i really like the idea to let H. Chandler, Kurt and Ram haunt Veronica, like it shows Veronica's thoughts and feelings beside the diary, and it lets actors and actresses more time on stage/onscreen time!

Blue is stuck in my head and i-

My dead gay son is pretty good tbh but both of their dads were coming out (it's pretty weird), what's about their moms? They're supposed to be dead right? Or they will come out and become a couple later oops

AGAIN the funeral outfits are so goooood (and Ram, Kurt and H. Chandler attended the funeral omg)

Heather Duke/ Alice Lee needs a real solo! (i know they did this on purpose to highlights "no discernible personality" line and West End production actually has one but still)

Just 3 words: The red scrunchie.

Heather Chandler is a ICON no matter she's dead or not and no one can change my mind.

Heather Chandler can insult me and i would thank her.

AWW HEATHER MCNAMARA.

The explore scene is impressive wow.

Some lines is iconic so i will make a post about them later :)

i need to watch the West End production btw.

J.D and Veronica is cute at first but after all it's still toxic and ehh.

Wow everyone is so amazing and talented! (ok don't judge me but the understudy who plays J.D was pretty hot ngl)

I really like the curtain call!

Also Ryan McCartan singing dead girl walking is a masterpiece.

A pretty fun experience to watch this musical overall. I would give it 7.5/10!

#heathers musical #heathers #heathers the musical #musical theatre #musical #silly post #musical thoughts #jason dean #veronica sawyer #heather mcnamara #heather chandler #martha dunnstock #heather duke #musical review

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prometheanglory · 3 years

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HEHEHHEHE HIIII 💙🧡👹💥 for vinh and fliiint 🥺 🍆 too

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥺🥺🥺🥺

vinh torch

💙 How important is this OC to you? Are they a character that’s helped you through some pretty tough times or could you scrap them without feeling a thing?

THIS BITCH KEPT ME SANE THROUGH QUARANTINE AND COLLEGE . OF COURSE I LOVE HER. EASILY ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITES OUT OF ALL MY OCS. if i ever scrap her, thats when i’ve gone off the deep end. i ain’t ever drawn so much for a single character for this long. i have a lot of sentimentality attached to her…. wuv the vinh, cherish the vinh…….

🧡 What traits of your own do you see in this OC? Are they a little bit self-inserty? Don’t be shy, we all put parts of ourselves into the creations we love!

there was a not-pg13 joke on the tip of my tongue for this but 😌 im going to be nice.

aside from being hot as hell, i think vinh’s more passive and distant demeanor is also relatable for me ! and the social anxiety. that counts too. though, i think we’re on very different branches of how exactly the ‘quiet kid’ personality comes off.

👹 How does you OC act around different people and how does their personality change to match the environment they’re in? How do they act with: friends, family, strangers, children or their lover(s)?

she tries to keep her personality as neutral and mild as possible, so it’s not as though there’s much of an explicit change for anyone, she likes to be a figure that many can depend and rely on for anything ! but !! for the ppl who have managed to get close to vinh — it does become easier to garner any slightly more ‘emotional’ responses (they’re never very strong though. vinh’s emotions are pretty subdued.)

that being said though, she’s still very prone to coming off as incredibly distant and withdrawn to friends and loved ones if a certain level of security is not met — she doesn’t like to saddle others with anything that could be seen as a burden, so she’d much rather keep to herself and resolve it alone.

💥 Are there any emotions your OC doesn’t know how to deal with, doesn’t understand or hates having to feel? Any reason behind this?

she doesn’t really like feeling… anything, really.

anger, jealousy, embarrassment, love, excitement, etc. — it feels like she’s overreacting. it’s hard to not let it affect everything at hand. too many feelings messes with her job her relationships, and her head… so she’d much rather avoid expending too much energy or attention on matters that concern her feelings.

she’ll give herself some time and space to work it out so she doesn’t combust internally, but it’s not really one of her first or immediate priorities. she understands that she Will feel things and where they could possibly stem from, but really, she’d still much rather not deal with it.

🍆 (feel free to skip this one if you don’t feel comfortable answering it for a particular OC!) What is your OC like in bed? Are they particularly sensitive or have anywhere they really like being touched? Are they loud, quiet, intense? What are their turn ons and turn offs?

ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE

flint remington

💙 How important is this OC to you? Are they a character that’s helped you through some pretty tough times or could you scrap them without feeling a thing?

HE’S GROWN ON ME…. I WON’T LIE…. i couldn’t scrap him easily from the get-go, but also i’ve smothered this bitch in sentimental value so now i absolutely cannot let go of this asshole.

injuring him in various circumstances has somehow made him grow even closer ❤️ i love bringing harm and malice unto my pretty boys ❤️ he’s a particular favorite punching bag ❤️

🧡 What traits of your own do you see in this OC? Are they a little bit self-inserty? Don’t be shy, we all put parts of ourselves into the creations we love!

I … AM AN ASSHOLE. I AM MEAN . i also don’t like talking to people, but i usually pull my pants up and do it either way. and i am indeed an expressed perfectionist, but i don’t rly push myself to a breaking point bc i like to maintain my own sanity. also we’re both pretty ‘my-pace’ people, but flint’s ultimately more steadfast and organized than i am.

flint is very much so a ‘what you see is what you get’ case… he’s always very formal, serious, steadfast, and logical — he doesn’t play around nor does he expend much energy on sass and snark, threats and jokes; anyone and everyone who knows him knows the drill well !

though, to say that he’s as dismissive and brusque with his loved ones isn’t very true. flint is well aware of how his personality could be seen and takes a variety of steps to ensure that the people he cares for knows that he appreciates and values them, even if he is not the most outwardly friendly person. his pride isn’t so much of a concern if it jeopardizes what he holds near and dear.

with children in particular, he does take a step back in how harsh he can be, but he doesn’t really stray too far from his default strict and straightforward self.

💥 Are there any emotions your OC doesn’t know how to deal with, doesn’t understand or hates having to feel? Any reason behind this?

in short? no.

as ‘logic-over-everything-grrrrr-blah-blah-blah’ as flint seems at a first glance, he’s not one to discredit the importance that emotions hold. sure, it could be tiresome — but he gives himself the space and time he needs to work through tough times so that he doesn’t stress himself out needlessly.

sure he’s got a bit of a temper and an attitude, but he keeps it in check and takes great care to never explode or do anything carelessly. he doesn’t hate any of his own emotions; if he feels it, then he’ll let himself feel it, nothing more to it.

i have cut off his penis there is no more . no more .

#twst #twisute oc #answers #vinh torch #flint remington #emogee

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onewingedxngel-moved · 4 years

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' you know, i could totally get wanting to mess up with shinra. pretty much everyone hates them, but the whole planet? seriously, dude?! you need to get help. ' ( i HAD to)

@sungwrath (don’t blame ya hehehehehehheheh)

Sephiroth glanced at her momentarily, narrowing his eyes silently. Although he greatly regretted his cruel acts; the way he had so heartlessly made others scream and cry and beg... he’d had his reasons for hating the entire planet, for hating everything, for handling his emotions with unrestrained violence. Had he not been forcefully moulded into a merciless weapon, after all?

For a few beats, he spoke no words. He merely averted his gaze away from her; it was clear that the look in his deep pools of molten emerald was a contemplative one. He’d always felt as if he didn’t have a place in this world. That there was nowhere in the universe where he truly belonged. He was merely a product of fleeting human curiousity, for no other reason did he exist. And now, after allowing his overwhelming hatred and rage to control him, the weight of the guilt on his shoulders put his bones on the verge of cracking apart.

But he needed to stay strong. He couldn’t rely on the help of others. He needed to stand on his own, make his own place in this world, and give himself a sense of worth- not by ascending to Godhood, but through other means. He needed to atone.

“... I’m aware,” he finally responded, not unkindly, and looking the woman in the eye as he spoke.

#sungwrath #ask #Redeemed!Sephiroth #I hate to admit it but I'm low-key still trying to figure Redeemed!Seph out #jdbvkjbc I hope this works #//Sephiroth #//Mya

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salamencerobot · 6 years

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RWBY VOL 5 EPISODE 10 LETS GOO

i will never get over how well the animators showed the difference between oscar and ozpin-controlling-oscar.

YES GUD OZPIN

aaaand speak of the angel and she doth appear. Hi ruby!

Ruby are you hesitant? also you’re mimicking Wiess with your hands and i dont know if i just noticed that or not..

Thank you Qrow, good uncle

awwww ruby turned into a turtle for a second lul

holy shit that was an angery look from ruby for a minute there. apparently vengeance is a thing with the smol child.

proud Oz is proud

Oz.... that is one hell of an expression and i love it but what exactly did you do to the relic?

i love how bouncy hair is in seasons 4 and 5 its adorable.

heheheheheheheeeee i love Ruby she’s so cuuuute!

the matching giggles omfg stop killing me here

Ruby. innocence. stop being so happy you’re killing me here

Qrow has Dirk Strider’s haircut i swear.

daaaaaym lionheart, that’s pretty astute of you.

whelp. he’s ded.

YES, ILLIA REDEMPTION PLS

illia..... Illia you have a choice MAKE THE RIGHT ONE DAMNIT

YES GOOD BEAR DAD!!! i think he’s a bear that’s my best guess...

HEEEE GOOD CAT MUM!!

GOOD ILLIA!!! YES!!!!

oh wow that sound effect was unique... huh.

i’m crying thank you Blake!

YES ILLIA REDEMPTION!!!!!!!

yo we have a dragon faunus we win

hehehehehehhehehe sun tho.

wait but... no.... SHE WAS GONNA GO TO MISTRAL AND BE ABLE TO MEET UP WITH THE OTHERS THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE WANT!!

#shit #shiiiiit #RWBY vol 5 spoilers

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skelesansx-blog · 7 years

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skelesansx:

ok but

papyrus and bubblewrap

specifically

skelesansx:

popping bubblewrap

alittleflowertoldme:

owo

skelesansx:

im totally not saying that cause i have bubble wrap

but just

alittleflowertoldme:

omfg

skelesansx:

these nerds with bubblewrap

alittleflowertoldme:

If Pap gets bubble wrap he's gotta pop every single one

Start at the top, work his way down pfft

skelesansx:

PFFF

SANS

skelesansx:

ROLLING HIMSELF IN IT

JUST ROLLING AROUND THE ROOM

alittleflowertoldme:

Omgg

skelesansx:

POPPING AND GIGGLING LIKE A MORON

"look pap im a bubble wrap

alittleflowertoldme:

Pap is gonna just shove him, Sans u dork

skelesansx:

SANS IS STILL LAUGHING

"im bubble wrapped, i'm invincible"

"hehehehehehhehehe"

alittleflowertoldme:

Pap is gonna end up laughing too, Sans pls

skelesansx:

and ythen he gets stuck and cant get out and has to laugh/beg for paps help

alittleflowertoldme:

Pap is gonna leave him for a while and just laugh

You did that to urself Sans

skelesansx:

"paaaaap"

"paaap ah, fuck-"

"fiiine, but if they find my dust in bubble wrap, ur gonna have soooo much explaining to do like"

"the cops'll just be like, 'why were u drying to pack ur brother's dust" and ur not gonna have aaany excuse"

alittleflowertoldme:

"YOU ARE NOT GOING YO DUST DON'T ACT LIKE SUCH A BABY"

skelesansx:

"bubble wrap is too strong"

"its bubble wrapping my existance"

alittleflowertoldme:

"OH MY GOD I WILL LEAVE YOU"

skelesansx:

"technically if i can roll into that box over there, i'm in a pretty good position to follow you"

"i'm"

"properly packed"

#outofpuns #[[I HAD TO THIS IS TOO FUNNY]]

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kimvvantae · 5 years

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Hello dear, i just read Umbra 9. You never stop amazing me. Am gonna be honest here, as your introspective scenes are pretty outstanding, i thought you may have some weak sports regarding other kind of situations on the story. But Umbra is solid. There has not been even one scene that disappoint me. - Latin anon.

Everything has been so intense i even dream about Umbra this week. The song i mentioned in one of my asks (Notions by Tash Sulatana btw) was in my dream, Y/N was dancing whit someone and your Majesty was looking at them, but like through a Pensieve. It was amazingly weird -Latin anon.

I know this may be stupid but what’s going on? Where are those pictures of bts crying from? Am lost -Latin anon.

Hi baby! I’m happy you enjoyed the chapter! Being honest this last chapter isn’t my favorite also because I rushed it to finish the chapter in time 🧐🧐

I heard the song and I loved it! It actually fits the story, I can imagine how it was like to listen to it during chapter 8! omggg jdkwajke and I see all of you want to see Taehyung getting jealous somehow isn’t it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehehehehehheheh

And these pictures of BTS crying was because they won the Artist of the Year award yesterday at MAMA, the most important award ceremony in Asia. It’s not the first time they won AOTY but the boys got really emotional during they speeches, and Jin even revealed that they thought about disbanding at the beginnig of the year. I can’t even talk about it without wanting to cry again dwaorjaoid

#ask #latin anon #fic:umbra

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sapphiresea · 7 years

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1-29 hehehehehehhehehe.... if not all the evens lol!

pride month questionnaire.

what is your sexuality? i’m an ace-spec lesbian.

what do gender do you identify as? cisgender female.

how long have you been aware of your sexuality/gender? oh gosh. i really de-sexualized myself for a long time because i couldn’t stand the thought of being with a guy and i just didn’t think being with a woman was an option... but i remember being acutely aware of it when i was about 13 years old, panicking, and then doing my best to repress it.

do you have any preferences? eyes are a really big thing for me. not necessarily shape or color. i just really love being able to look into a woman’s eyes and see a sparkle. but mostly i look for someone i can laugh with and be real with, you know? it’s really important with me to be with someone i can be myself around and who wants to enjoy life with me.

share a positive memory about coming out! aside from the fact that literally no one was shocked i’m gay and everyone was shocked that i was dating someone besides my best friend... well, shortly after i came out to my best friend, i went to visit her. i was staying with her family, who didn’t know ( and still doesn’t know ) that i’m into girls. her cousin, a grown woman who was raised very, very conservative had actually never heard of gay people before and we were sitting there watching glee with her and kurt came on the screen. tina explained to her cousin that he was interested in men the way a lot of men are interested in women and her cousin looked horrified. i mean, she gasped and exclaimed, “surely there must be some kind of cure for these people!” or something along those lines. she was mortified. and my best friend, without missing a beat, jumped in and shut it down, telling her that there’s nothing wrong with gay people and there doesn’t need to be a ‘cure.’ and i just remember it positively because she said something when she knew i couldn’t without outing myself, and i just very much appreciated it.

how do you feel about pride month? pride all day every day. i mean, where i live, for no logical reason, our pride isn’t until september, so it’s mostly just on the internet that i celebrate in june. but hey, it gives me more reason to make gay jokes, so i’m all for it. but more than that, considering our history and all the lgbtqia+ community has been through to be seen as people, yeah, i think pride month is extremely important. i just think we need to do more to educate everyone – both in and out of the community – on our history and how far we’ve come...not to mention how far we still have to go.

do you participate in pride related events? any other events? surprisingly, not a lot? i’ve been to a few, and i’m definitely going to pride this year, but the community here isn’t very large and a lot of the events are outdoors or in bars, and considering i can’t drink or be in the sun, i don’t often have much to do, you know?

how do you feel about lgbtq roles in media? i feel like a lot of them are very narrow. most of the roles are cis white male gays, and even then, they’re quite clichéd. lesbians get killed off or end up with tragic endings. bisexual women are erased. bisexual men barely even exist at all. and then there’s, like, one or two trans characters on all of media that tend to be played by cis people. we’ve certainly gotten better with representation, but there is a very long way to go from here. and maybe once it stops being ‘brave’ for a straight/cis actor to play a gay/trans role and we’re not heralding a movie for great representation when there’s one throwaway line about a female character potentially having a girlfriend that’s not even confirmed by more than a shrug ( looking at you, power rangers ), i’ll start taking it more seriously as progress.

do you feel pride in who you are? yes. i would like to be as gay as possible. life might be easier if you’re straight, but god, at what cost???

who has been your supportive idols in your self discovery? i’m lucky and a lot of the people ( though certainly not all ) have been pretty supportive of me. but i didn’t know any gay people growing up. mostly, i found self-acceptance through media. watching olivia and natalia fall in love on guiding light was the first time i let myself consider my sexuality. through that fandom, i met a couple older lesbians – most notably, marie, who i called my nana, and who acted as a mentor. she took me under her wing and really encouraged me to love myself. portia de rossi also had a big influence. reading her book, i really connected with her. so while i’ve never met her, i would say she was a very important figure in my journey, as well.

tell us about your first crush? my first crush – though, thanks to compulsory heterosexuality and heteronormativity, i didn’t recognize it at the time – was on a blonde girl in my third grade class named sam. we met her first day at school when we literally wore the same shirt but in different colors ( mine was purple, hers was blue ) and we thought that was really cool, so we started hanging out at recess. she straddled a line between being a tomboy and a girly-girl in a way i can’t explain. i was entranced by her. i would’ve followed her anywhere like a lost little puppy. she moved away to another province after a few months and because it pre-dated the internet being such a big thing, we lost touch instantly. i never did find out what happened to her. but i swear for those few months, my little eight year-old self was in love.

what sort of advice to have you lgbtq teens? take your time coming out and telling people. you aren’t lying by being in the closet. your safety and comfort comes above all else. but try to find people – even if they’re online – who will accept you for you and who you can be yourself around. being lgbtqia+ is not something to be ashamed of, no matter how many people try to tell you otherwise.

have you come out to friends and family? yes. most people know i’m gay, especially since i can’t keep myself from making terrible jokes about it all the time. i’ve outed myself a lot just for a laugh. the only people who don’t know are my best friend’s family. it sucks, but it’s because of the culture they grew up in and i get it. i don’t like it, but i get it. and i love them too much to risk them hating me.

how do you feel about the term “coming out” ? i don’t really have feelings about it, but it does tend to get that diana ross song stuck in my head.

do you believe there is a “closet” to come out of? yes. there is one big closet from which we all emerge.

any tips on coming out? just do it in your own time. do it in a way in which you feel comfortable. the rest is up to you, honestly. there’s no one right way to do it.

what’s your biggest pet peeve when it comes to lgbtq characterization in media? aside from being killed off? aside from never letting the actual lgbtqia+ people play the lgbtqia+ characters? aside from representation being celebrated when it’s just a tiny hint that a character might not be straight or cis? ...lack of puns. almost every non-cishet person i know makes so many jokes about their gender/orientation all the time for their own amusement. if we could replace the disgusting homophobic/transphobic jokes that are like “lol look at these weird queer people!” with lighthearted jokes from the lgbtqia+ character, i would be stoked. but address the actual problems first and then get to that one.

what’s your favorite parts of lgbtq characterization in media? i mean... representation is so freaking important because it not only allows us to accept ourselves, but helps people outside the community to actually see us as humans. i swear if it wasn’t for will & grace, my parents would’ve had a very different reaction to my coming out. but i also just really love seeing cute wlw being cute. also this was my favorite thing to ever happen.

what did your teachers say about the lgbtqa community in school? most of my teachers played the hypotheticals, if they acknowledged the community at all. they spoke of it in debate terms like none of us existed for real. most of them just ignored the subject altogether. the only time i remember it being specifically addressed was in eighth grade when my music teacher’s son came out and she gave us all a big anti-homophobia speech. she said, “one in ten people is gay, which means at least two of you are.” and that was when i promptly turned bright red and internally panicked because my first thought was, “i wonder who the other one is...” followed by “oh my god, no. no. no. i’m not gay!!!” lol nice try, thirteen year old me.

do you practice safe sex with the same gender? i mean i’m ace-spec and i don’t have a lot of sex... but like.... since i’ve never had sex with someone who could get me pregnant or who has stds.... umm... no... but where tf would you even get a dental dam? has anyone even seen those?

what’s an absolute turn off for you in the opposite/same gender? no sense of humor. i dated a girl who i swear could not laugh. not just at my jokes, but i barely saw her crack a smile in three dates, and that’s as long as we lasted. i was just so not into it.

what’s an absolute turn on for you in the opposite/same gender? dimples. and making me laugh.

how do you feel about lgbtq clubs/apps/websites? yes. more of those, please. i mean, it’s not like i can walk into a starbucks and meet other wlw. i’ve literally only ever met one in the wild and, oh my goodness, let me tell you, we glomped on to one another so quickly. but everyone else, i’ve met over the internet or on an app.

how do you feel about the term “queer” ? i personally like it and use it often. i mean, all of the words in the acronym, every identity has been used as a slur before, and i can and will reclaim it. but i also respect that a lot of people don’t feel the same way. i won’t use it to describe someone if i know it makes them uncomfortable.

how does you country view the lgbtq community? generally we’re pretty well accepted, but you know, there are assholes everywhere. and i also live in the most conservative part of the country, which is fun.

favorite lgbtq actor/actress? well, i mean, i’m obviously a big kate mckinnon fan. i also really love portia de rossi.

any tips for heterosexual and/or cisgender people on how to handle lgbtq events/news? be open-minded and challenge your own biases.

what’s the most annoying question you have ever gotten? “can i watch?” seriously. i’ve been asked that too often. it’s not funny and it’s definitely not attractive. just fuck off.

how do you feel about receiving questions about your sexuality/gender? i’m fine with it as long as people are asking out of curiosity and a desire to learn, you know? if they’re not questioning whether i’m really a lesbian or whatever, i’m totally cool with it. oh! unless they’re asking for details about my sex life or something gross.

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