Back when i worked in hell ( a supermarket ) the shifts were so mind numbing I had to be resuscitated every 45 minutes via defibrillator, so I decided I was going to make the time go by faster by learning all the ferengi rules of acquisition. So i made this tiny tiny booklet to study when it got slow. It looked like this:
The problem with this foolproof plan arose when a coworker found it on the floor after my malnourished white man cheeks failed to keep it confined to my back pocket. And when they questioned what it was i just
My favorite thing about Body Parts (s4e24) is that Garak was obviously never going to kill Quark. He just decides to spend an afternoon in the holosuites demonstrating his terrifying skills for kicks. Then he solemnly promises Quark that he will definitely kill him very soon –
And you never see him again in that episode. He just goes to the Replimat and orders a spice pudding and eats it while reading poetry or something.
"he's a butt-headed capitalist who moans like an anime girl whenever he's in pain. has received a handjob onscreen multiple times and, on one occasion, landed himself in the hospital after getting pounded by his klingon ex wife. there's an undeniable charisma about him that, combined with his slutty makeup, makes every mlm viewer i know feel some level of attraction towards him. thank you. i love your blog."