#reader inserts with him are so gross and needlessly abusive

[quietrainfan]

Excuse me but Deceit would be a total gentleman to his S/O. He’d let them link their arm in his when they walk at night if they’re scared of the dark. If they’re touch-aversed, he’d find countless other ways to show affection. Getting their favorite snacks on the way home, writing poetry to lift them up when their down, renting movies, etc. Greeting or saying goodbye? A light kiss on the hand every time. They’re having trouble with their hair? Sit. He’s got his brush and dryer ready for them. Muscles hurt? Ha! Not on his watch. Deceit literally has six arms. They’re going to get the best massage ever.

It’d take a lot for Deceit to trust an outsider (or anyone) with his vulnerabilities. Anyone who thinks he’d treat them any less than a bouquet of flowers that need constant nurturing can bite me.

#sympathetic deceit #soft deceit #fluff #all deceit romance is just him being a predator #reader inserts with him are so gross and needlessly abusive #in short I'm salty #let my snake son be a soft boyfriend already damn it