#reginald crane

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

*if Phoenix and Juniper had more time to beef with each other at the peace summit*

John Juniper: just die you worthless piece of shit!

Agent Phoenix: at least I'm good at my job, you careless hack!

John Juniper: HOW DARE YOU?! I AM JOHN JUNIPER, THE WORLDS GREATEST ACTOR!

Agent Phoenix: YET YOU FLOPPED AT BEING MY HANDLER! I KNEW IT WASN'T YOU SO FUCKING FAST!

John Juniper: YOU MOTHER-

Zor: OH MY GOD JUST KISS OR KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY! I'M GETTING BORED!

Handler: KISS KISS KISS!

#i expect you to die #ieytd #agent phoenix #ieytd2 #reginald crane #the handler #zoraxis #dr. zor #john juniper #john juniper x agent phoenix

[phoenix-and-found-family]

Reginald: *walking into a room holding Phoenix under his arm like a dog*

Prism: What the...

Phoenix: *waves*

#i expect you to die #ieytd #agent phoenix #reginald crane #the handler #dr prism #I love the fact that my Phoenix is short because this popped into my head and it made me laugh

[icecreampizzer]

babygirl who is also a 50 year-old man

#i expect you to die #ieytd #reginald crane #the handler #mr the handler i care you so much <3 #gene art #i should do more of these fully colored ones bbuh. make refs maybe #last one is drawn on my phone lmao it's kinda distinct at this point

[purplebehittindifferent]

Cmon Zor pull up I’ll beat you to kingdom come

(Dr.prism is my mom I said so)

#art #my art #i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd 3 #agent phoenix ieytd #handler ieytd #ieytd art #fanart ieytd #I expect you to die 3 #fanart #roxanna prism #reginald crane #agent pheonix #FOUND FAMILY TROPE I SWTG #I WANT DR PRISM AND MY HANDLER TO KISS AND THEN ADOPT ME #IM SO NORMAL #SO NORMAL

[solobodor]

most of these are from a LITTLE while ago , i kept thinking i'll post them later but i never did .. the orange ones are from today i had prism on my brain .. can you tell ?

wanted to express the frustration of prism arc through pre-ieytd3 and the game itself

hopeful ending <3

i want her so be with her robots so badly yall ..

also phoenix gets to kiss her too

zoraxis meeting what will they do lol

back to my junix bullshit ..

@icecreampizzer's phoenix with mine <33 ehehe

sdiofhisdfhdios they do be irritating and then fabby will push him over the stairs

also bonus, im updating my fabby to URPLE ..

#i expect you to die #ieytd #dr. prism #roxana prism #robutler #agent phoenix #john juniper #the fabricator #commander solaris #the hivemind #the handler #reginald crane

[dandorime]

Handler: Agent, what do you think happens when we die?

Phoenix: We go to this little room with a coroner's report about how we died, and then we either quit to the stage select hub, or we try the mission again.

Handler: ...what?

Phoenix: I mean, that's what always happens when I die, anyway. What happens when you die?

Handler: *flustered* I haven't died yet!

Phoenix: *impressed* Not even once? Damn, you must have been a hell of a field agent.

#agent phoenix #i expect you to die #ieytd #reginald crane

[stellar-collective]

my take on the Agent themselves because these games have given me brainrot

headcanons below the cut!

-perpetually has their legs kicked up on any and every surface. in the office, on their missions, in the van; as long as they’re not actively problem solving, their shoes are on the table. 

-terribly invested in the Handler. literally drove into a flamethrower to get him the perfect hot dog. 

-doesn’t set things on fire half as much as one would expect. mostly just lights cigars, honestly. prefers chucking stuff

-along with their TK implant, they volunteered for an experimental treatment that was supposed to make agents immune to ingestible poison. it was only partially effective but it worked enough that they can down entire bottles of champagne, eat moldly sandwiches, chew pre-chewed gum, etc. without batting an eye

-MAJOR sweet tooth.

-fairly talkative outside of missions, but goes completely dead silent the moment that they’re in the field. can’t be baited into betraying information if you don’t talk!

-cheeky as anything. favorite pastime is to deal with deadly situations as nonchalantly as possible, like drinking tea while getting shot at by a tank, stealing Juniper’s masks while he’s trying to shoot them, and saluting while blowing up space stations.

-doesn’t hold grudges. like, at all

-when you die enough times, you sort of start to rank the methods. their favorite way to go out is fire/explosions and their least favorite way is suffocation. falling from space was far scarier to them than falling down a burning elevator shaft. the heat is familiar to the point it’s almost comforting.

-they’re beauty, they’re grace, they’re super mega ace

-a bit of a hoarder. trinkets and souvenirs are very valuable to them. keeps everything that the Handler has ever sent them and steals a lot of things from their missions

-adrenaline junkie! this job is perfect for them

#agent phoenix #i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd 2 #ieytd 3 #john juniper #the handler #reginald crane #my art #i heart player characters that you can project literally any traits onto with no consequences #get to really fool around in the Headcanon Zone

[salezmanradioz]

Various doodles from the past week featuring Agent Phoenix, Agent Sunflower and Juniper alongside @/cowboypigsy's Handler :3 💚

#benny's art #my art #oc: Phoenix Polyblank #oc: Agent Sunflower #oc: johnny stardust #ieytd au #ieytd #i expect you to die #john juniper #reginald crane #the handler #agent phoenix #jazzpunk #the director #im so obsessed with them #handler has two hands mf #johnny / john needs to stop falling for the agents

[neurotonic]

i heard it was women's day today. or a few hours ago idk

[woman's touch] ["mid" wife] [women's business]

#i expect you to die #ieytd #the fabricator #commander solaris #roxana prism #reginald crane #tiny. but he's here #gene art #reupload so that all the girls are together teehee

[coralkrill]

Hi, could you draw The Handler[Reginald Crane] from I expect you to die please?

My favorite narrator... /silly

#coralkrill #coralkrill asks #coralkrill art #i expect you to die #reginald crane #ieytd

[operationjetset]

nonsense comic. phoenix probably doesn’t handle caffeine too well, but at least handler’s attempt at a warning message is getting across

#agent phoenix #ieytd #i expect you to die #handler ieytd #do NOT seperate them #<—- phoenix & their handler #reginald crane

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

IEYTD Actor au!

So imagine that the games are actually seasons of a sitcom. So each game it's own season. All of the characters are just that, characters and everyone is an actor. That being said, John Juniper is just John Juniper. He (like Wil Wheaton who plays him) will occasionally do cameos as himself in tv shows. So they ran with it and were like "hey do you wanna play yourself but as a way more egotistical version who ends up being a lackey for Dr. Zor? You get to die an epic death at the end?"

And of course he LOVES the idea. I expect you to die is one of his favourite shows after all! So he says yes and they film his season. He gets really attached to everyone and he is very sad that "he" dies. But then they air the season and people are outraged that John died! Or at least... Some people are.

It becomes one of those things like "who shot Mr. Burns?" In the Simpsons and the "sherlock didn't die when he fell" of Sherlock. Like people genuinely believe that it's all a ruse and it sparks outrage through the fandom. There are theories and debates about it. Even into season 3 people are looking for clues that John is coming back.

Then they approach John like "hey I know you are literally the best actor in the world now and this is just a silly little spy sitcom but will you please come back to make the fans happy?"

And he is overcome with joy! He ends up becoming the biggest thing that's ever happened in television history and all of the others (Phoenix, Roxana, Reginald, ect) all LOVE that their silly little show has become the most highly anticipated show ever.

So like is this a valid au? Can we make this happen?

#ieytd actor au #i expect you to die #ieytd #agent phoenix #ieytd 3 #ieytd2 #reginald crane #the handler #dr. prism #zoraxis #dr. zor #john juniper

[ghostplasmas]

Character sheet for all my designs!

#art #my art #ghosts art #ieytd #ieytd 2 #ieytd3 #i expect you to die #i expect you to die 2 #i expect you to die 3 #dr. prism #roxana prism #ieytd prism #john juniper ieytd #ieytd john juniper #john juniper #commander solaris ieytd #commander solaris #solaris ieytd #the fabricator #fabricator ieytd #agent phoenix ieytd #agent phoenix #the handler #handler ieytd #reginald crane #reginald crane ieytd #dr. zor #ieytd zor #zor ieytd

[icecreampizzer]

Well, I got into I Expect You To Die (I'm blaming @solobodor for this!!!!!!!! /lh) and I also got inspired to make my own designs for the characters! These are all very first-pass designs (except for phoenix. maybe) and they're definitely all subject to changing. Especially Hivemind and Ollie who I just threw in there so Fabricator and Solaris wouldn't look so lonely.

The Phoenix page in the bottom preceded the line up, but that's the extent of my concepts for them UDSHFSDKJSD I'm not sure if I'll stick with the silhouette style, or if I'll make these guys actual designs ??? Both can exist at the same time, so who knows.

Oh right yeah also the games are really good and fun!

#i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd 2 #ieytd 3 #agent phoenix #reginald crane #the handler #john juniper #roxana prism #the fabricator #commander solaris #the hivemind #ollie #gene art

[purplebehittindifferent]

They’re not used to waking up with someone next to them…

(THE IEYTD BRAINWORMS ARE BACK)

#i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd fandom #ieytd 3 #art #my art #fanart #agent pheonix #reginald crane #roxanna prism

[solobodor]

the full fambly !!! + Recent IEYTD doodle dump, i changed my fabby design again, she lost her arm, it detached itselft from her and is now running around... its a perfect vessel for Zor's voice , call it the Zor crab ...

MECH SOLARIS i need to design her big mech .. already posted the second to last in another doodle dump but oh well ..

in my interpretation, Zor is human th like the handler and Roxana but never show their true self.. at least now now Juniper and Fabby are humanoid while, solaris, hivemind and Phoenix are creatures !

#i expect you to die #ieytd #dr. prism #roxana prism #robutler #agent phoenix #john juniper #the fabricator #commander solaris #the hivemind #the handler #reginald crane #doctor zor #frankieart