wondering if there's any fics in which the current grid, with galex as their leaders, reunite brocedes and make it their job to make sure they become friends again.
george: Hey Lewis will you help me with this crossword?
Lewis walking into George's driver room, confused: since when do you-
and bang he's thrown into the room and locked in.
george: oh no lewis i think the door nob is broken, dont worry I'll get someone to fix it immediately. don't stress.
somewhere else:
alex: Nico, just the man i was looking for! george found some of your old stuff, you should stop by his driver's room right now,
Nico: how would- that makes no sense
alex: yea idk either mate, I'll tell him you're going right now.
nico: but i have to prepare-
alex: I've told him, lets go! *pushes nico into the mercedes garage*
Then nico is also thrown into the room, and they're forced to hang out.... until toto finds them bc lewis called him, it doesn't last long.
they're both confused over anything else and bond over planning to kill George and Alex.
the spain 2023 brocedes interview COULD ALSO B IDK BC SOMEONE MANAGED TO LIKE CHANGE THE COMMENTATOR'S NAMES AND PUT NICOS AS THE POST RACE INTERVIEWER bc george was sure mercedes would be on the podium or smtg. (max and lando were the distractions and alonso the mastermind, bc who would question alonso) things like this would b so fun.
just a wholesome little fic, f1 drivers to the rescue (brocedes rescue).
you know, various similar events throughout the f1 season and in the end, brocedes start hanging out on their own and everyone's shocked (everyone but the drivers, it was their plan all along)
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So now that the summer break is upon us after all races one by a single team, I suggest that for the rest of the season, in order to spice things up a bit, the fia takes a hat, put the name of each team in it and someone has to pull one paper out. The sorted team will be the car that the grid has to drive for the race and they do that for each gp, so almost every car gets chosen.
That way, normally, no more 30s lead! Who cares if the AT is slow, if everyone is in an AT? Let everyone drive the red bull and let's see how they do 😄
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im so bored so what i expect from the new season (mean edition):
-lewis and george crash (silver arrows edition) and camera pans to nico rosberg
-lewis fans calling george racist
-checo moving for max quietly at the first race, max is faster than you checo
-max lapping checo (if in mexico, mexicans booing)
-toto crowdsurfing with george after lewis not winning one single race (once again)
-max saying something stupid to media to make everyone go crazy (once again)
-charles making more mistakes and his self confidence just disappearing but its ok he gets a free pass from the slanders bcs he is handsome
-charles quits f1 to become a full time ferrari influencer in social media
-george and lewis playing toxic mindgames to each other on sky and ted having a panik attack over it bcs he cannot decide who to back up (he chooses george and gets kicked out of sky for being racist)
-fernando actually being chill with lance (its a bad thing imo)
-carlos only there to thirst trap other drivers and fans (oh that is his every year in f1 already, nothing new!)
-checo retires (i hate him, he needs to go back to his kitchen and make some sandwiches for his rich wife after rb kicks him and he is jobless)
-yuki becomes a max in performance and personality and says a bad word but in japanese so i can excuse his kusogaki behavior with saying bad translation guys he meant well
-devries actually causing debris (we are all so bored of this little man at this point that we beg him to crash so we can cultivate some boring memes)
-lando being jealous of oscar having the media attention over him (plus if oscar performs better)
-pierre and ocon actually gets along bcs pierre underperforms so badly (please fight every race i beg u i need ocon to be pushed, plus point if pierre does it like max)
-kmag having a podium for haas before hulk ever gets his first after crashing out hulk in the last lap
-charles having his 839447th breakdown that memes are just moldy at this point that even ferrari considers carlos as their main driver
-zhou is unproblematic (do SOMETHING UR FROM CHINA)
-bottas retires to ride bikes or his gf idk idgaf
-max actually losing the wdc because he is bored of f1 and he wants to play his sim and race in wec
-red bull not cheating (horner pls win this year with a bigger controversy)
-hulk and max doing it (i cant prove that but they already did it)
-nothing bad to say abt estie bestie all i can say that he will try to finesse his ass to that rb seat (personal agenda) so i expect him to perform SO WELL
-max winning every single race (since that is the worst thing that can happen to mv0 girlies here)
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I was searching the BBC Genome Project (radio archive) for Sparks and came across a few familiar interviews from the past 20 years, and then these two.
Above, Ron and Russell in 1975, making a compilation album on Radio 1. How I wish I could hear this! Does anyone know more about it?
And below, Russell in 1979 hosting a 2-hour slot of 60s LA music scene picks. For this one, I know it's out there, and I saw a listenable version linked by @jefffreybeaumont in this post.
Lastly, not Sparks, but my search also returned this 1965 listing with another piano-playing Mael. Whoever she is, we may never know, but I do wonder. A fun coincidence anyway, it's a rare name.
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F1 ships for each team be like:
Carles Leinz
Margio Perpen
Lando Stronso (if you're italian, I'm sorry, I'm too)
Lanscar Nostri (it means Ours in Italian)
Gewis Hell (😈)
Guallteri Zhottas
Estierre Gason (the gas is on 👀)
Logder Sarbon (MCU villain)
Keco Hulksen
Yunydaniam De Tsucciason | Error: AlphaTauri.exe has stopped working.
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