#seriously believing you have a predestiny as a popstar and decide to pursue that singing 70s pop in working men’s clubs 8 days a week

[horsegirl]

I will say I am partial to Gary for being incredibly bland and a freak at the same time. But Paul McCartney is my favourite beatle so not too surprising. Don’t ask my favourite member of Panic

#seriously believing you have a predestiny as a popstar and decide to pursue that singing 70s pop in working men’s clubs 8 days a week #and then you audition for a boy band in the back of a gay club #and now you’re an egomaniac popstar #and then the arguably more talented but under appreciated on leaves the band and has #an astounding solo career #while you flop incredibly hard and can’t even stand to hear yourself sing in the shower for like 5 years #and develop a debilitating eating disorder for the next decade #and commit tax fraud #ALL WHILE BEING A TORY #it’s just too funny