#and commit tax fraud

[horsegirl]

I will say I am partial to Gary for being incredibly bland and a freak at the same time. But Paul McCartney is my favourite beatle so not too surprising. Don’t ask my favourite member of Panic

#seriously believing you have a predestiny as a popstar and decide to pursue that singing 70s pop in working men’s clubs 8 days a week #and then you audition for a boy band in the back of a gay club #and now you’re an egomaniac popstar #and then the arguably more talented but under appreciated on leaves the band and has #an astounding solo career #while you flop incredibly hard and can’t even stand to hear yourself sing in the shower for like 5 years #and develop a debilitating eating disorder for the next decade #and commit tax fraud #ALL WHILE BEING A TORY #it’s just too funny

[princeoxca]

game night pt. 2: the return of tim

#wayne family adventures #batman #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #damian wayne #timothy wayne #meme #draw the squad meme #princeorcaart #the return of tim after a brutal defeat #of course it's a capatilistic hellscape game lmao #this was the true battle of the cowl hahaha #dick accidentally committed tax fraud and ended up in jail

[all-lee24]

Just being “Twin prodigies” doesn’t pay the bills

#elden ring #I’ll be shocked when the dlc comes out and Miquella doesn’t actually commit tax fraud #they send IRS agents but Malenia just kills them

[tizeline]

I stg I'm never prepared for pridemonth I'm always like "ah yes pridemonth is in june I know when that is" and suddenly it IS june and I'm bamboozled every single time

#honestly i'm bad at planning for any dates or yearly events #it took me years to get in the habit of remembering artfight in time to prepare for it #one day i will commit accidental tax fraud because i forget to declare them in time i stg #how to people keep track of these things #tizel talk

[cuubism]

modern human au dreamling where dream and hob get married for "tax purposes" yup 100% that's definitely the only reason no other reason

dream is actually from generational wealth because of his weird family but he lives like a starving artist out of spite. hob is in academia so you already know. dream is like everything is so expensive we should live together to split expenses and maybe get married for Tax Benefits ("wow i am such a genius now i get hob to myself" one second later: "shit now i get hob to myself. perhaps this was a mistake")

hob, hopelessly in love with his friend: haha (panicking) sounds great dream (actually needs to save the money though) sure (panicking again)

dream: (i've made a mistake) great :) (dying inside)

dream, digging himself in deeper: we should get a one bedroom apartment To Save Money and also what if someone comes and figures out we're married for Tax Purposes

hob: who is going to come dream

dream: the tax.... police

hob: the who

dream: you know.

hob:

anyway so they get a one bedroom apartment and awkwardly share a bed while dying inside for like 5 years until one day hob runs into desire or something and desire is like why the fuck is dream sharing a shitty apartment with you? he could buy that whole building. and hob is like what. and desire is like we're rich dude.

so hob goes home and is like married for tax purposes dream? FOR TAX PURPOSES? you're literally rich, apparently!

dream, sweating: yeah and you know what rich people are really passionate about. PAYING LESS TAXES (nailed it)

hob is supremely unimpressed.

dream: anyway so i've technically been paying both our rent for five years and just stuck yours in my family's investment account to save it for you later do you want your fifty grand.

hob: my fucking WHAT

dream: it's actually worth like a hundred now

hob:

dream:...............courting gift?

#dream while actively committing financial fraud: hob what if the tax police come to our apartment #sorry too much insanity today #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dreamling #stupid ideas

[babylemonart]

Mistew Fewwow Honest pwease 👉👈

#fellow honest #disney twisted wonderland #stage in playful land #twst jp #twst spoilers #let's commit tax fraud together

[clownsuu]

Hi hello, would you look at that, huh! Saw this lil fella on our backyard a dozen times already.. he looked lonely and it's getting cold here, so maybe I should take him in -

You seem to know a thing or two about bugs and I never seen one like this! So I thought I could ask for advice, like is he the friendly kind at all?

(Couldn't take much pictures cuz he kept wiggling around 😔😔)

I G A S P E D

THE LITTLEST OF GUYS

#MARKETABLE PLUSHIE ROBBIE REAL?!?!?!?! #AWEAWEAWEAWEAWEEEEEEEEE THE LITTLEST OF GUYSSSSSSSSSS THERE HE ISSSSS;;;;;;;;; #Very friendly lil guy- he probably got lost again following a frog or smth- #Survived off of eating dandelions and some dirt… #And possibly a orange peel or two- #AWEEEEEEEEEE LITTOL GUYYYY;;;;;;; #He may head butt your ankle for attention if you leave him alone for too long— (or nibble you) #robbieeeeeee ;;;;;; he looks so lovely and handsomeeee;;; #him in his natural habitat… what crimes has he committed before being found? #(Possibly arson and/or tax fraud- he’s on the run with a warrant out for his arrest) #So many possibilities you can do with the lil guy… like spin him around in a tight hug or throw him at a wall- #So cuuuteee waaAAAAhh ;;;;; #Robbie robs #must put this in his tag cause he deserves it JDDHHDH #AWEEAWEEEEEEE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAA

[reginaldubel]

the smirker

#random #godzilla #gojira #kaiju #godzilla 2014 #legendary godzilla #monsterverse #his stupid fucking muzzle #why does he look like he committed several tax frauds #hes honestly one of my favorite designs for his smirk

[solsays]

I truly love the duality of gtws playlist covers

#It’s either incredibly majestic art #Or a goofy silly little guy who commits tax fraud and thievery #(a very zoomed in picture of his Minecraft skin) #you are not immune to the goodtimes #gtwscar #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #mr goodtimes

[stary-night]

Also love how Murderbot is like "ART doesn't like violence, it just likes to get its way". "My bestie doesn't enjoy murder, just manipulating people to get what it wants."

Truly a morally grey girlboss (no gender).

#I love ART - a character of all time #also it commits tax fraud for seemingly no reason djwjewk #System Collapse #System Collapse spoilers #The murderbot diaries #tmbd #murderbot diaries

[omnybus]

They warn you to never give your true name to a fairy, or else they'll take it for themselves. That's how it used to be, anyway. Nowadays fairies don't bother due to the sheer number of humans who voluntarily gave their names away, along with their social security numbers and other personal information in a grossly misinformed attempt to get out of familial/financial difficulties, and they're sick and tired of having to explain to humans that it doesn't work that way. At least they don't think it does; either way they'd rather not deal with it right now

#ramblings #fantasy #fairies #fairy lore #fey #feywild #grunkle stan would definitely try to commit tax fraud this way

[dropdoejenna]

The children yearn for war racketeering

#my immortal #my rats #ratposting #rats #pet rats #ebony darkness dementia raven way #war racketeering #rate committing tax fraud

[dawns-beauty]

Children of the Hist: the Solitude crime siblings

Jaree-ra

Deeja

Gulum-ei

Jaree-ra profile:

#skyrim #skyrim mods #children of the hist #my tamriel now #jaree-ra and deeja are the muscle-y brute types while gulum-ei can and has committed tax fraud

[cryptid-moose]

Basically the intro of every single papas game

#GETTING A REPLACEMENT STYLUS IS TAKING TOO LONG SO IM BACK IN MY SKETCHBOOK ERA #this man commits tax fraud #papa louie #papas games #forest draws

[gooboogy]

He really could have said anything honestly

#a various number of versions where he says shit like #i wanna sniff your pits or something #he commits tax fraud #eats babies #jerks off in jons office #etc etc my beautiful freak son #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #ive learned how to blur things #goobarts

[hahawasabi]

we're all sane here, promise

in @emelinstriker's discord server, all your dreams and nightmares alike will come true :DDDD

wtf is blackfeathers?? idfk.

#discord convos #memes #emelinstriker #hahawasabi #NO. EMELIN #BLACKFEATHERS IS NOT CANON AND NEVER WILL BE. #for the cat food thing i felt that but with dutch pancakes #tHEY TASTE LIKE DRIED SYRUP #and mayor committing tax fraud? thats canon now folks #I SAID IT. IM THE MAYOR AHAAHAHAHAAHAAH /ref