#she’s explicitly and unknowingly describing how Benedict looks and acts when he’s all dolled up

[laniidae-passerine]

was just overtaken by a desire to see a queer staged performance of much ado featuring masc Beatrice and femme Benedict bi4bi mayhem

#imagined her smoking in a suit as she tells ‘a lovely lady’ about how Benedict sucks at the party #then taking the cigarette and placing it in his awe struck mouth with a parting ‘farewell my lady’ as she leaves #he’s sitting in full glamour drag wig ballgown jewellery makeup and all #he drops it out of his mouth when he begins to lovingly complain about her behaviour and nearly sets his own skirts on fire #they’d be so hot!!!!!!!! and bi4bi #after her ‘can’t have a man with a beard can’t have a man without one’ I’d want hero to lean in with a ‘and what about a woman fair cousin?’ #in return Beatrice seems to start ‘the perfect woman would look and act like’ speech before being cut off #she’s explicitly and unknowingly describing how Benedict looks and acts when he’s all dolled up #Benedict’s bisexual contribution is dialling up the implicit flirting between him and all his mates. also everything about him #much ado #much ado about nothing