#shut up I'm hilarious

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Eddie: Well, it wasn't too much different than when he hangs out with one of his guy friends, to be honest.

Buck: Except in only one case is there underlying sexual tension.

Eddie:

Eddie:

#911 spoilers #buddie #911 abc #shut up I'm hilarious

[tmnt-tychou]

RIP both my hands for this dump. For @galacticdustbunnies​ who I told a while back I would get up my designs for Rise Usagi.

Look everyone, it's Leo's man crush! Leo and Usagi are my BROTP, so I had to make a Rise Usagi design. He's heavily based off the 2003 Usagi. He is Srs Samurai Bun Who Has Been Through Some Shit and now has to deal with this ninja clown who will not stop bothering him until they are Best Friends. Leo gets Usagi to lighten up a bit. And since Leo meets him post-movie, he does kinda understand that "Been through some shit" vibe.

Also, Mariko because I just want her and Usagi to be happy.

Bonus pic: 2003 Usagi

The first time the Rise turtles go to 2K3 world is right after the movie. Second time is when they’re in their 20′s and Mona goes with them and takes the kids to show their dimensional doubles. (There were more urgent reasons, but that was part of it.)

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise mona lisa #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt 2003 #rise usagi #2k3 usagi #leosagi #my brotp #sword bros forever #that is Mona's Dee's Nuts shirt #Shut up I'm hilarious

[mpregjohnwinchester]

i was procrastinating so I made @vintagedean 's hard mood right here into an inspirational quote poster for lols

#shut up i'm hilarious #johndean

[whosname]

I totally watched Shin Ultraman last Saturday

#shin ultraman #hideaki anno #blue blazes #shut up i'm hilarious

[miniar]

Cooking Tip!

Whatever you're making, finish by garnishing with a thin slice of lime. That way, everything you make will be sub lime.

#shut up I'm hilarious #cooking tips

[everything-is-naruto]

You know what I haven't watched in a while? Inuyasha. Or, as I like to call it:

#naruto #naruto memes #inuyasha #inuyasha memes #all anime is naruto #bad memes monday #anime memes #shut up i'm hilarious

[wyncandel]

queen isabella of france and her cringefail husband

#shut up i'm hilarious #wyncandel.txt #edward ii #edward ii of england #isabella of france #medieval history

[ladyelainehilfur]

Adam Warlock is a pastry chef?? Wait, you guys get to be chefs??

#shut up I'm hilarious #the bear

[anne-1961]

The real question is, why on earth people actually want to meet new people. I mean, of course this doesn’t apply to Everyone, but some people actually, in reality, 100% seriously tell me to do something so I can meet new people.

What the fuck?

What do you mean “new people”? I already know people, why do I need more? Do you know, how long it took me to tweak my personality to match the people I’m friends with now?

Just explain how having to evaluate every single bad joke and terrible pun before telling it without other people telling me to get a therapist. Sir, that’s my emotional support self-deprecating humour.

But even if you’re able to function in a social environment, I don’t understand the whole “speaking to people”-trope. But whatevs, that’s maybe just me being my socially incompetent ass, at least it makes for funny anecdotes, that I can later tell my already met friends.

Let me underline, I like spending time with my friends and family, but I feel no need to speak to new people. If someone appraches me, that’s absolutely fine, I will try to make conversation to the best of my ability. But if you expect me to start talking then I am so sorry to disappoint, but I physically cannot do that.

(written: Vullierens, 12.05.2020)

#socially awkward #friends #shut up i'm hilarious

[blackjackkent]

REALLY long conversation with the elven leaders coming up here. :P I suspect I'm finally gonna get bitten by the 10-image limit and have to type all the dialogue out.

[grumbles at Tumblr]

[grumblrs if you will]

#bjk plays baldur's gate 2 #shut up i'm hilarious

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

The Smut Writer's Lament

If some angst got in your smut you clap your hands

*clap clap*

If some angst got in your smut you clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you tried your very best,

But your character's a mess,

And they put angst in your smut,

You clap your hands!

*clap clap*

#random #shut up I'm hilarious #I came up with this yesterday and it wouldn't leave my head #so now I inflict it upon all of you #good morning

[hornyfallenangel]

My SO: "I love you" Me: LESS THAN 3

#shut up I'm hilarious #feralcore #bastardcore #unintelligible goblin noises #hfapost

[it-begins-with-rain]

Making my mother regret having a 2nd child

#shut up I'm hilarious #but now im craving shake n bake

[oddballtumbles]

✨What’s in a name? 🎶

Me, deadpan: letters

#shower thoughts #shut up i'm hilarious

[sylvanfreckles]

I'm just getting started, but hop on over to my side-blog if you want to see crappy-yet-hilarious memes explaining how any and all anime can be described as different versions of Naruto.

I mean, there's nothing there now, but I reserved the URL. @all-anime-is-naruto.

Now I just need to (badly) photoshop Naruto's hair on my cat's head and make a crappy meme explaining that Bleach is just "Naruto: Oops! All Sasuke".

#all-anime-is-naruto #oops all sasuke #crappy anime memes #featuring my chonky tuxedo cat #shut up i'm hilarious

[simplee-giggles]

A sort-of face reveal to celebrate getting over 500 followers 😅

Excuse the hair, it was a windy day. I'm also beaming with Pride....

#get it #cause it was taken at Pride #I'm hilarious shut up #my content