my issue is every time someone does something to me i just start thinking about my f/o. you know who would never take a long phone call at 1am and be so loud i can’t sleep? my f/o!! who’d always remember to clean up after themselves and not leave literal biohazards laying around the apartment? my f/o ❤️ who’d never ever hurt my feelings or disrespect me on purpose or make me feel uncomfortable with my identity!??!?! my f/ooooo :D
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It’s so dead on here
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Thanks to pugs Bigpornguy and Bewtysecks for helping push me over 2000 rating at the last second this season!
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not me wide awake at 3am. sup cat fam?
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giving in and listening to a song 50 times
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i feel like this mf rn lmfaooooo
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My manager is too kind lol so this guy orders readers, my coworker confirms he wanted readers so yesterday they are ready he comes in to try them on, is upset they are… readers aka they are just for reading not for walking around every day glasses. He wanted them for distance suddenly and like he’s damn lucky my manager was in a good mood because like you just can’t change your mind on something like glasses after completion. Honestly I’d made him pay for the new lenses because we have in TEXT he wanted readers 🙄
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every time i write i'm like wow this wasn't that hard actually! surely next time i won't agonize about it for an hour and only start working on it 10 minutes before i need to go to bed
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Trying to find other Deaf Christians, especially ones my age, is like trying to find a needle in a haystack (or whatever metaphor fits this best) lol rip me.
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I can’t remember the last time I’ve been stood up on a date.
Update, it still sucks.
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suffering from i miss my boyfriend disease
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it’s march 2017 in IL farmlands, snowing, and ur in an engineering hall at college waiting for morning class n see me pull out 2 Baby Bell mini cheese wheels from my grandpas hand-me-down classic tan carhartt jacket front pocket for breakfast at 8am with my coffee, basically still asleep.
You see me the next morning in the hallway with a downtrodden dejected look in my eyes as u notice the giant black stain in my coat pocket. I forgot the cheese wax when I threw my coat in the dryer the night before after it got soaked from rain.
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I need a sugar daddy. Like yes for money but also give me attention 24/7 or else
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why is it I *never* look at memories on certain apps, and the one day I do the first one is you. so fucking weird hearing your voice after so long, man. though I’d know it anywhere. hope you’re well, stranger
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This is the first proper kiss I've ever drawn, anyway so Real Life huh
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every fun trip/event i have going on this summer falls at the end of the month which means i will likely be on my period during all of them...
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