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hawkfurze · 4 months
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I want more episodes of WOE.BEGONE like Marissa and Sly's cowboy biker road trip.
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lazy-toad · 2 months
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I care them <3
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peist · 1 year
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it’s a cowboy road trip!
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The sun tarot card is about vitality and life (and the open road )
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2
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felixcosm · 17 days
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Sly but he's wearing the "I'm not the Stepdad, I'm the Dad that Stepped Up" shirt
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kabretoss · 1 year
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Their woes do not be gone
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Here come Michael and Sly
On Amadeus and Sabrina
With wind in their hair
They're riders with flair
Because they are boyfriends
Because they are boyfriends!
the song for context below cut:
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moimster · 1 year
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He’s so gorgeous
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winterstaryu · 8 months
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time traveling cowboy boyfriends is actually something that can be so personal
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resetoaster · 1 year
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SLYYY GOD YOU ARE THE COOLEST CHARACTER IN ANY PODCAST
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some gore (def not as bad as actual canon); spoilers for second half of s10
Jam removed Sly's eye. They took the knife he offered them in trembling hands and plunged it into the hole. (It's funny how so much of the human body are just holes.)
Jam removed Sly's eye. Jam never met Sly, so they couldn't have carved the eye out of his face, but they did. Jam never willingly mutilated a friend. They had never even heard of Sly and then they had a knife in their hands and then and then and then...
Jam never met Sylvester August Baxter. Jam never took a knife and plunged it into a friend's eye because how could they if they had never met Sylvester August Baxter?
They think one of the worst parts was the sound. Sometimes they will be eating out with friends and the wet spongy chewing will get a hold of their brain and refuse to let go and they will have to excuse themself and the others will look after them in worry and all that they will be able to think is: "they have eyes they can look they can see" They will look back at them to reassure them that really, they are fine, they promise, and think: "I know what it would sound like if I took this butter knife, still ironically covered in jam, and wiggled it around in your socket until the eyeball fell out."
It is remarkable how much of the human body is simply an agglomeration of holes.
Like a black tooth, always so close to falling out of its cavities but never committing. Black mole infecting tooth after tooth after tooth with rot until everything is dancing in its socket. Sometimes Jam wishes they could just rip it out. Their eye. Rip out the memories and reminders before it can corrode the rest of their body. (Would it even make that much of a difference? It is remarkable how much of the human body is just holes)
They regret having mentioned their music player. That night that happened but at the same time didn't. They miss listening to WILCO. And Sufjan Stevens.
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auxilion · 1 year
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lazy-toad · 2 months
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What if we were both cowboys and also we were in love
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transalfredpennyworth · 10 months
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sly/michael/edgar polycule may actually be on the table
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Mike: Why are your tongues purple?
August: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Michael: I had a red one.
Mike: oh
Mike:
Mike: OH
Mikey:
Mikey: You drank each other's slushies?
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felixcosm · 8 months
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Sly loves Michael!! So much!!! He knew what he was getting himself into and he still risked his life to save him!! He saw a man who was suffering and decided to help him shoulder his burdens!! He saw a lonely iteration of Michael and was going to iterate himself so he didn't have to be alone!!
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