#smuggle it in my vagina (it would fucking hurt tho bc I have an inch wide cyst and it hurts when pressure is applied to my insides-

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Got a muh fucken TV mote on my phone.

#i dont really like Roku #but its the only TV OS that actively advertises a remote #i prefer Android OS but #eh #also #Roku remotes are so fucken small #i could like #smuggle it in my vagina (it would fucking hurt tho bc I have an inch wide cyst and it hurts when pressure is applied to my insides- #I ONLY know this because my second ultrasound hurt every time they went deep. first one didnt hurt... So I think its the cyst-) #kinda mad I'm not tipsy #i paid good money for that slushie #and it was alcoholy #im sleeby tho #so imma take a nap #and dream about hot boys #omg i have to work tomorrow and Devin will be there and I hope my brain can be normal bc jfc please god no #i should be good since my period was normal but idk #fingies crossed