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frozenhi-chews · 21 days

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SO YAYYYY CEROBA + CLOVER TIME!!! she was so interesting during the steamworks stuff :D youre all like damn.. Chujin sounds like a really cool guy im sorry Ceroba :( im sure he was really smart and advanced and made the dopest robots... AND HE DIDDDD I LOVE THE GARDENERRR SOBS her returning back to hibernation and<:,(((( collapes.all the abandoned robots..... fuckkkk my heartttt i talked more about ceroba stuffs in my firsstttt ask but like RAGTAUAUAGAFGFH YOU SAID IT WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT KANAKO WITH ALPHYS YOURE LILE.FUCKFUCKFUCK THE ALMAGAMARUTIONDXFUFCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! and the fight goes CRAZY MY GOD THE MULTIPLE PHASES REALLYREALLY SETS THIS APART FROM EVERYTHING ELSE LIKE YOU CAN FEEELLLL HER DESPARATIONNNNNNNNNNNN LIKE DAMN. REALLY IS A MOTHER'S LOVE...... the jn you see the flashbacks and <:((((( what if i died what if i died right NOW !!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also the group huug completely devastated me and i was so relieved when Starlo+Martlet got up like i was all. i dont THINK she would straight up immediately kill them but. god. who knows!!!(plus it was so real when starlo's hat landed right on his head after being knocked out) Cloverrr.... "It's time." FOR WHAT... ME TO CRY??!??????? ????!?? like that shit took me OUTTTTTT gotta mention the group hug again i mean like for real i think i had my heart ripped out and blended and youre like. it. i cant be THAT time right?!? youre gonan... youre gonna be okay and dandy and <:o??? AND GODDDDDDDD JUST KILL ME AT THIS POINTTTT CLOVVEERERRRRRRR THEY WERE JUST A KID...... when. Ceroba pulls out the container. it just cements everything. the hat and gun. *clover's* hat and gun. and you just KNOW and i think. the. just the fact you don't have a choice you have to tell them to go. you'll be fine. its fine. just go. GOD DAMN the art of just... clover struggling to pull themself to rest against their back... the camera panning up to birdsong... the credits................. Clover is gone and it had to happen and they were only here for *a single day* but they changed *everything* I just don't even know what to say. thats just art Clover's funeral/sendoff was beautiful too... at first i was like MARTLET NOOO DONT LEAVE CLOVER'S HAT and then i was just. wait. fu ck FUCKKKK !!! UNDERTALLLEEEEE Clover was really just a blip in all their lives, for less than 24 hours did they know the kid, but Clover really did change everything. for the better.... goddddddddddddddddd this game truely captured what made undertale so great anyways. im soo going to check out a genocide playthrough next. and completely bawl my eyes out again TRYUFTGH tldr THANK YOU FOR CONVINCING ME TO CHECK UTYELLOW OUT <33333 SO AWESOME SO COOL WOOPING CHEERING i am going to bed ^_^

PART THREE AND AAAYGHH YESSS!! YOU'RE WELCOME!! Heeheehoo!!

I just wanna say that I adore Axis. He's so freaking silley and I adore him so much. Guardener also was...wow. Genuinely chilling to see her go back to sleep. (Also I love the fact she's a female robot and yet doesn't have like. Feminine things. She's just a robot. Who needs female stuff on a robot. Aka HER DESIGN IS AWESOME!!)

AND AUGH CEROBA'S FIGHT (fun fact I'm listening to A Mother's Love right now. Such a good song, haunting with her scream.) I said it before, with the haunting scream of her shattered hopes of continuing her husband's work and dreams of seeing her daughter again. The Hopes and Dreams motif is chilling, especially with how discordant it is, really symbolizing how it's all shattering around her.

The fight was insane. I love it. But HOOO

AND THE HUG. THEY REALLY WERE JUST A KID, MY FREKAING HEART, AAAUGGHHH!!! Starlo is watching his child choose to sacrifice themselves for Monsterkind, what could be more just. But what could be more tragic? Also Ceroba needed a longer hug.

Also genocide....HOOO it really is dark and tragic. But I have Thoughts...about Starlo. And how he was handled there. Because HOO BOI, he deserved better

Anyways AUGH GLAD YOU LIKED IT. NOW WE CAN CRY IN DENIAL AND TALK ABOUT OUR SELF SHIPS TOGETHER!!!

#the cake doth speak #ceroba <>#cake asks

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neverkayzat · 4 years

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Four Year thank you

Hello everybody!

Today Nevertale turned four years old! It doesn't sound like a long time, but oh boy it is. I'm just going to say what's been going on behind the scenes and I hope you enjoy it!

At the start of everything, the world was named NPCtale. I never understood what the acronym NPC meant, but it sounded cool to my younger self. So, as I developed maturity, I learned what it was, but I stuck with it. I didn't know what to call it, so I just kept on saying the world's name was: NPCtale.

A year later a took a half-year hiatus and stopped working on the world entirely. This is when I lost ALL of my work on random scraps of paper. I exited the fandom then, why did I need it?

Then, after the hiatus, I entered the fandom and became a viewer of Comic Sans TV. (Note: They do pretty awesome things at the channel, so, go check them out and give them love!), I quickly found out about the AU's of Undertale. I entered the AU's, learning about Underswap, Underfell, Inktale, and Errortale. This was around 2017 and very close to 2018.

Soon enough I started working on NPCtale again and renamed it Nevertale. Liking the name more because it based around the conflict between the (scrapped) idea of Ink making a Universe and Error ripping it to shreds then repairing it for some reason? Yeah, that was what I thought would be cool.

Soon I expanded on the characters and split it up into phases. Phase One, Two, and Three. Now's the time that, since you're reading this whole thing, I would tell you the summary's of them, but beware that Phase Three is in the air and not solidified entirely with the Summary.

Phase One: According to all worlds, one must start somewhere. This is a story about the adventures, fates, and tales of the Wizards. The Monsters have been enslaved for a long time, and Faults are mostly hidden, scattered across the world. When the Monsters are trapped Underground and Haylin is sent to treason, was the real bad guy truly Haylin? The Wizards are quickly promoted up to Kings and Queens, while some expire and some run away from their duties. At the end of things, only one stands alive between humanity's end.

Phase Two: The Monsters have been trapped Underground, they are considered beasts that'll attack you if you fall into the Underground. Nobody makes it out alive. When a few children fall, see through their perspective as time changes, and the world shifts to peace then anarchy. In a matter of seconds, the world falls apart and the only way to make it come together again is to remember it. Flare and Kindle are tasked with that choice as they figure out something that tears brothers apart.

Phase Three: (In the air, so I'll give you a prophecy.) "A host shall usher forth an age of war and destruction. When the moment comes that the world shrivels, a vicious act shall usher forth a world of darkness and broken friendships. A breakdown shall mark a vicious war. Upon the day the darkness rises once more, a new bond shall bring the fall of the world and a reunion of gods. Once clouds roar with fury, a suspicious happening shall bring the rise of Faults and age of suspicion. It shall be on the day that air turns to fire, the innocent shall bring the destruction of culture. As soon as the true one opens their eyes, they will be granted rule upon the destroyed world. It shall be on the day that what's shrouded is revealed, a confession shall bring forth the return of monsters and a country's rise."

Its been four years, my gosh. I can't believe it. I actually can't. I'm proud of where this world has been going through, and I'm glad I stuck with it.

I have to say a big thank you to all of you guys who have stuck with me, but also my family and friends, since they're now bearing me speaking about how I could change and improve my world 24/7.

Thanks for reading! Also sticking with me for four years.

-NeverKayZat

#nevertale #au #story #backstory #undertale #underfell #underswap #inktale #errortale #behind the scenes #phaseone #phasetwo #phaseThree #getready #areyouready #hehehee #plans #i have many ideas #be prepaaaaared

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skeletonbrothersreptilelovers · 6 years

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UT and UF bros, Toriels and asgores find out Frisk has an older sibling (Who is super duper nice, kinda chubby, and has been worried sick about the kid.) Older sibling and Frisk were homeless before frisk fell.

I am so sorry for the wait on this! D: I hope this is what you expected!

Also I wasn’t sure how much older you wanted them? I kinda just assumed you meant adult older (Like I imagined they were in their early twenties when writing this). If you wanted them to be younger, just tell me and I’ll rewrite it for you!

Sans (UnderTale)

Oh hey, that’s cool. He didn’t know Frisk hadan older sibling. He doesn’t really think much of them at first, they’re justanother pal he can tell jokes to, but he’ll start liking them more as time goeson. He thinks it’s sweet how they care so much for Frisk and they’re superFriendly to him and all the others. How could he not get along with them? Oncehe finds out they were both homeless together, he feels sympathy for them. Twogreat people out on the streets without warmth or shelter? That just didn’tseem fair to him. “Pal, you always have a place with me. Or Toriel. I’msure she’d love to have an extra addition to the family.” They thank him forbeing so kind. These two become good friends.

Papyrus (UnderTale)

Papyrus loves them even before he gets to knowthem. They’re like an older version of Frisk! He’s moved to tears by how theyinstantly pull Frisk into a tight hug and start crying, telling them howworried they were about them (*why are you crying bro? *I-ITS JUST SO EMOTIONAL!).After that, he pulls them into a hug too. “WOWIE! YOU’RE SUPER SOFT!” Heabsolutely loves that they’re kinda chubby. It’s so comfortable to hug them!Frisk’s sibling absolutely adores Paps too and treats him like a youngersibling. When he learns of their homelessness, he’s sad. How could two suchgreat friends of his have to live on the streets? Frisk has Asgore’s clone, butwhat about them? he then perks up. “FEAR NOT, FRISK’S OLDER SIBLING! YOUNO LONGER HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE STREETS! YOU CAN STAY WITH ME AND MY BROTHER!”They accept his offer because he looks so excited. He pulls them into anotherhug in joy. These two are going to be the best of friends.

Toriel (UnderTale)

She isn’t sure how she feels about them whenshe first learns of them. They let Frisk wonder into the underground bythemselves after all, so are they really a good sibling? She feels guilty foreven questioning that after seeing how much they’ve been worried about Frisk.She’s also moved to tears (a little less dramatically than Papyrus) by how thetwo siblings cling and cry to each other about how much they missed them. Shefeels even more guilty after actually getting to meet them and realizing hownice they are. They thank her for taking care of Frisk when they couldn’t. Theythen thank her for giving Frisk a home and explain how both of them were livingon the streets before they wandered intothe underground. Toriel is shocked by the news and it even brings some freshtears. Her child, Frisk, lived on the streets not too long ago? Their kindhearted sibling did too? “My child,you do not have to thank me for that. I did not know they lived on thestreets… Are you okay? Do you have somewhere you can stay? If not, would youlike to stay with me? I do not mind.” It’s their turn to tear up this time, andthey hug Toriel tightly. They would love that.

Asgore (UnderTale)

His first reaction is similar to Toriel’s, buthe doesn’t judge too much. After all, hehas no right to judge how someone treats a child after everything he did. Itwarms his heart whenever they see each other again. It’s obvious Frisk’ssibling cares about them very much by how worried they had been, and it’sobvious that Frisk loves them greatly in return. He loves how friendly they areto the monsters and is pleasantly surprised when they extend that kindness tohim (then again, they don’t know what he did). They get along pretty well, evenif their interactions are a littleawkward. When he finds out about them living on the streets, he feels bothsaddened and angry. He never lets any of his subjects live on the streets. He’doffer his castle if had no other option. He’ll gently lay his huge paw on theirshoulder to comfort them. “You do not deserve that kind of life. I promiseto help you out the best I can, whether that be offering you a place in my homeor helping you get a place of your own.” They really appreciate it the offer,and now they frequently have tea sessions with Asgore.

Sans (UnderFell)

He isn’t really fazed that Frisk has an oldersibling. He didn’t know about them, but he figured that they must have had somekind of family on the surface, right? He thinks it’s kinda cute how much theyworried about Frisk (not that he’d ever admitthat). He’s glad they’re friendly, he’d hate to have to dunk on them if theywere an asshole (Frisk’s sibling or no). He also likes their appearance, butFrisk makes sure that he keeps his hands to himself. Still, he’ll probablycompliment them and flirt whenever he gets the chance, which flatters andembarrasses the heck out of them. He doesn’t react much whenever he findsout about them and Frisk being homeless. He does feel for them, he’s not such abig asshole that he doesn’t care, he just doesn’t really know how to respond tothat sort of thing. He’ll do the best he can at comforting them. “Lifesucks like that. Takes a nice lookin’ person and a good kid and throws them intothe dirt.” They’ll blush at his words and agree with him that life does suck.He’ll end up talking Toriel into letting them stay with her.

Papyrus (UnderFell)

Like his brother, he isn’t affected much whenhe learns about Frisk’s sibling. He is glad that Frisk has someone to watchtheir back though, that way he doesn’t have to do it constantly. Despite beingfree from the underground, he thinks they shouldn’t show their feelings forFrisk so bluntly. It could be seen as a weakness, and that could be deadly.Someone could use Frisk against them and then what? He doesn’t understand howthey could be so kind to so many unknown monsters. Most of these monster(himself included) would have crushed their soul without much thought not too terribly long ago. Frisk was that way, soit must run in the family. Still, he does enjoy their friendliness and they getalong pretty well (though he does scare them, just a little. They try not tolet it show). When he learns of their homelessness, he’s surprised. How couldsomeone who’s so kind and trusting survive living on the streets? They must bestronger than he thought, like Friskwas. “YOU ARE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, HUMAN. HOW DID YOU EVEN SURVIVE?”They’ll tell him a couple of stories of how they got by but admits they don’treally like talking about it much. Papyrus ends up seeing them as anotherperson he needs to protect (like Frisk). He’ll become quite fond of them giventime, but he’ll never admit it out.

Toriel (UnderFell)

She isn’t going to like them at first. Howcould they allow a child to fall into a giant hole? They must be irresponsibleand not care for Frisk very much. The way they treat Frisk both helps and doesn’t help. It helps because itlessens the first thought of them not caring for Frisk. It doesn’t help becauseit makes her kinda jealous of their relationship with Frisk. They had somethingshe could never have with them - being related by blood. Sure, being related byblood doesn’t really matter, but it’s still something she can’t have. However,their kindness calms down her distaste ofthem. How can she dislike someone who’s so much like her child? Someone who isshowing her kindness despite her making no effort to hide the fact she didn’tcare for them very much? Whenever they explain that they and Frisk werehomeless before the fall, she instantly feels pity for them both (more so forFrisk). ‘I… Did not know that. I guess that does explains somethings. However, I can’t allow Frisk’s sibling tosleep on the streets. My home is open if you want.” They reluctantly accept. They know Toriel didn’tlike them much at first, so they don’t want to be a bother. Toriel actually endsup viewing them as her child after a while.

Asgore (UnderFell)

He doesn’t really caremuch whenever he learns of Frisk’s sibling. He supposes he’s glad that the kidhas some kind of family but otherwise doesn’t feel anything towards it. He doesthink their reunion is sweet, but stilldoesn’t really think much about it either. He’s got other things to worryabout, and it’s not like Toriel lets him get close to Frisk (which results notgetting close to their sibling, as they’re always near Frisk). He’s surprised when they go out of their way tobe kind to him (when Toriel wasn’t around). He’s even more shocked when theycontinue to be kind to him despite learning of his actions. He doesn’tunderstand why, what could they gain frombeing kind to him? It’s not like he’ll give them special treatment. They do itbecause they can tell he’s lonely and hurt, and everyone deserves some kind offriend to cheer them up (and he’s supposedto change his ways, according to Frisk. If Frisk can forgive him and want to befriends with him, then so can they). He’s indifferent whenever he learns theyand Frisk lived on the street. So many in the underground did as well, so itdoesn’t really phase him. “I see. That is unfortunate.” They agree withhim. It’ll probably take a long time, but he will end up caring for them.

#Undertale #Underfell #Imagines #Undertale imagines #Underfell imagines #Undertale Sans #Underfell Sans #san #Undertale Papyrus #Underfell Papyrus #papyrus #Undertale Toriel #Underfell Toriel #Toriel #Undertale Asgore #Underfell Asgore #asgore

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autumn-in-phandom · 7 years

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Dan and Phil play Dream Daddy

MEET DILDDY LESTOWELL

I loved this video! I was dying of laughter in the first fifteen minutes and just had to make timestamps. Very very long under the cut.

0:00 Phil is wearing his rainbow zebra shirt! Being his best self.

0:03 Wow was that second “daddies” necessary Phil? (Yes, it was.)

0:42 “Cause you know Dan and Phil they like to have the raw naked-”- Dan

0:45 “Immersion”- Phil

0:46 “They just like to go in-”- Dan

0:47 “Are you saying we’re going to have to be blurring some things-”- Phil

0:48 “Bare. What?”- Dan (what?)

0:58 “Give me that Daddiest graphics.”- Phil

1:00 “Oh it’s like Yuri on Ice.”- Dan

1:10 Phil will be a long haired vampire in ten years. Yes, something to look forward to.

1:25 “Phil, don’t do your chin like that, you’re fine.”- Dan (damn fine)

2:07 “Is that your best dad voice?”- Dan

2:14 “Do you wanna be Dad?”- Phil (sass)

2:15 “Phil, everyone wants you to be Dad.”- Dan (the honest truth)

2:34 “Moving house? Oh my god!”- Dan (omg!)

2:45 “Coordinating the headband with the nails.”- Dan (noticing the important stuff)

2:46 “Definitely.”- Phil

2:53 Phil’s yawn, wtf was that? Sounds like a dog.

2:55 “Are you American now?”- Dan

2:56 “I don’t knowww.”- Phil (poor frustrated Phil)

3:03 “Build that Dad!”- in sync

3:30 “Dilddy! No?”- Phil (Dan’s face)

3:36 “Yeah sure. Let’s not think about that anymore Phil.”- Dan

4:04 “Thor. We just made Thor by accident.”- Phil (always with the Thor)

4:07 “Ah the bun hair.”- Dan

4:08 “Man bun.”- Phil

4:09 “That’s very like modern dad aesthetic.”- Dan

4:12 “That’s quite Dil-y”- Phil

4:13 “That’s the most Dil-esque, I think.”- Dan

4:19 “Heart eyes.”- Phil

4:20 “SENPAI!!!”- Dan

4:30 “Can you just have heart eyes the entire game?”- Dan (are you asking for permission Dan?)

4:31 “The whole time.”- Phil

4:32 “Is that just going to ruin the game?”- Phil (no.)

4:33 “Would that be slightly distracting?”- Dan (well, yes.)

4:58 “Noman Rose.”- Phil (has a bit of a Roman nose)

5:10 They love the lips, sassy mouths

5:39 “He banged it on some kind of exercise equipment.”- Phil

5:40 “Wrestling another dad for territory.”- Dan (sure)

5:45 “Yes!”- Phil is excited by facial hair options (and I’m excited for him)

5:50 “More people should have black hair and blonde beards.”- justifying your ginger eyebrows Phil?

5:51 Dan has to think a second before agreeing

5:55 Hunger Games aesthetic, okay.

6:00 “I asked you yesterday if you’d grow a full beard. If you wanted to. Like what’s your answer to that question?”- Phil (I’m going to cry.)

6:04 “What in like twenty years?”- Dan

6:05 “Yeah.”- Phil

6:05 “Yeah, sure. I’ll give it a crack.”- Dan

6:06 “Do you think you’ll ever have a full beard?”- Phil

6:09 “Ever?”- D

6:10 “Ever.”- P

6:10 “Yeah, maybe in like ten years when I finish going through puberty.”- Dan

6:13 “I kinda wanna try.”- Phil wants to try a beard, people! And it might be a different color than his fringe. I see.

6:15 “This is the best part!”- Phil on clothing

6:19 “Can’t you just like have nothing?”- Phil (for underroos apparently)

6:22 “Captain America! Yes!”- Phil (nice six pointed star)

6:25 “Egg nips. I mean totally, I can see that.”- Dan

6:31 Phil saying “Daddy Dil” kills me

6:35 “Cats! With a suit jacket.”- Phil (we have a winner)

6:43 I agree with Dan about that pattern, it reminds me of party centers, roller rinks and tour busses. Phil with the Saved by the Bell reference.

7:00 “Goals. As the kids would say.”- Dan

7:26 “Be that dad. The dad you always dreamed to be.”- Dan

7:28 “Now do we get to date some dads?”- Phil Lester asking the important questions.

7:58 Phil’s second child syndrome

8:13 “No mum’s must exist in this universe!”- Dan (okay Dan, interesting justification)

8:35 “I was just given a bin bag and some sticky stars to say I was a ‘wizard’. Yeah.”- Phil (dang that’s cheap, Lesters)

8:43 “Princess Dragon!”- in sync

8:45 Dan would watch a scaley fairytale movie

9:05 “I wish I had a horse phase.”- Dan (I’m glad I did)

9:09 “Or a Horse Prince phase.”- Phil (he’s not over it)

9:11 “Oh we all had that.”- Dan

9:20 “Why aren’t we going to McFridayz?”- Phil

9:50 Adoption +1

10:00 Kangaroo existential crisis

10:19 “Hit me.”- Dan

10:25 “He knows what to do.”- Dan (getting really into it)

10:30 “Yeah. Then what?”- squeaky over dramatic Dan

10:35 “And then he ran away with a kangaroo.”- Phil (there are two types of people in this world)

10:44 “Just look him up on Facebook! Or did he die?”- Phil

11:02 “The old house!”- fake crying Dan

11:05 Hawaiian backstories, driving distraction

11:15 Hydration: “I can get behind this.”- Dan

11:22 Phil, waving your hands in the air where Dan sneezes is not going to keep the germs away. Maybe if you both actually covered.

11:33 Everyone does bicep curls in this Daddy themed universe

12:12 Dil Howlter house without the owl slide is no Dil Howlter house at all.

12:44 “Dogs!”- Phil

12:48 “CLICK!”- Dan

12:55 Dog to person ratio should be the highest thing on the agenda for any neighborhood

13:11 “Side quest!”- Dan

13:11 “Dog quest!”- Phil

13:12 “Dog time! I’m here for some cute drawn dogs.”- Dan

13:16 Woofing song to the tune of the Katamari theme!

13:27 “What is this idyllic pastel utopia that they’re living in right now? Honestly.”- Dan

13:30 “Where’s the diseased pigeons?”- Phil (London summarized by Phil)

13:47 “DOGS! (toddlers) NOT INTERESTED! (dogs) INTERESTED!”- Dan

13:52 Panting puppies D&P

14:05 “A corgi! Of all the dogs!”- Phil (this is the only reason Phil agreed to play this game)

14:14 “Delet this doggo.”- Dan

14:20 Second “Bork!”

14:26 “Oh god this is the cutest dog. Can we just do dog adoption simulator instead?”- Phil (I’m sure you could)

14:30 “Pet the dog!”- Phil

14:58 “Woah! Irish father of my children!”- Dan

15:13 Gruff and slightly offensive leprechaun

15:18 Puppy role play ;)

15:25 Phil saw the aubergines come out.

15:35 Phil apologizes for “Dilddy”

16:05 Dan loves the freckle representation.

16:22 “Oh my god it’s a Dad Child Proud Of Brag Off”- Dan (very Undertale)

17:33 “Bam. Amazing.”- Dan, “Slapped.”- Phil

19:55 “I’m torn though, cause he has a corgi.”- Phil

19:57 “He has a corgi, but-”- Dan

19:58 “Can we not just date him to hang out with the corgi?”- Phil

20:01 “Can we date him, adopt the corgi and then break up with him?”- Dan

20:04 “Yes!”- Phil (a good plan)

20:33 “I mean let’s just get our own corgi. Let’s adopt a corgi.”- Dan (a better plan)

21:07 Dan would read horse fan-fiction.

21:36 Chocolate coffee beans btw

22:11 “*Sigh* Why would people sit next to you, they always do that though don’t they?”- Dan

22:26 "Am I being helpful or am I cluttering up everyone’s life?“- Dan

22:44 "Oh my god!”- Dan

22:45 “Another Dad.”- Phil

22:46 “With the ta- the glasses, the hair, the piercing.”- Dan (tattoos)

22:49 “Good layering. On the outfit.”- Phil

22:51 “Definitely.”- Dan

23:00 Dan doesn’t like the “too cool” vibe.

23:13 Husky voice ;)

23:38 Dan would not be able to hold a conversation with this guy in real life. Probably because he sounds too much like himself.

23:48 Iced Tegan and Sara (yay!)

23:02 Phil got the pun!

24:49 Couches (Starbucks sofa)

24:50 “Okay Amanda, wow. Life isn’t all about listening to cool music. It’s about enjoying the music that you like.”- Dan

25:00 Good lumbar support is important. It’s comfier than their couch. *giggles*

25:48 “Okay I’m about this.”- Dan (feeding kink)

25:50 “He’s got food!”- Phil

25:53 “Yes. Tick that box.”- Phil

27:08 Phil likes Mat’s awkwardness

27:10 Dan is on the fence: “I don’t know how to feel. Runs a coffee shop, bit of a hipster, is socially awkward, gives you banana bread. I think it’s looking mostly good.”

27:27 “Ohhhh.”- in sync (using 'baby’ in flirting)

28:00 “Wow. Are we adults? Cause we just moved recently.”- Yes Dan, you are adults.

28:08 “Do I smell bad?”- Phil

28:09 “Noo.”- Dan with a quick sniff, barely leaning in, he clearly already knew the answer.

28:16 They agree that the dark and mysterious stranger is the most intriguing part of the story. Stupid look at camera.

28:30 Acknowledging that they still have boxes

28:42 Pink duck, succulents and XBox 360 “Nice”- Phil

28:56 “Get the hell out of my life!”- Dan

29:00 “He’s too perfect already.”- Phil

29:08 “Robot. Robot. Robot.”- Phil

29:36 “Guffaw.”- Dan

30:13 Yeah, just move again guys!

30:28 Phil feels bad for kangaroo jokes earlier.

31:11 Phil likes the do over, time flipping, reset thing.

31:33 Louise story mention.

32:18 “What is that wink?”- Dan

32:30 “All of these daddies are mixed bags.”- Dan desk slamming returns

32:40 “He’s a bloody angel. He’s an angel.”- Dan

32:42 “He’s got a dark secret.”- Phil

32:44 “But also angels are terrible. Stop feeling bad by comparing yourself to an angel.”- Dan

32:48 “Dark secret.”- Phil

33:07 “Plot twizzle.”- Dan

33:45 “They are definitely possessed. I told you, dark secret.”- Phil

34:05 “Christie, Christian and Chris. Wow.”- Dan

34:08 “Evil.”- Phil

34:09 “Definitely.”- Dan

34:28 Exorcist

34:34 “Time for the nappy ding dong.”- Dan

35:01 “Bro”- Dan "Bro"- Phil

35:20 That look

35:22 “Old college roommate.”- Phil

35:23 “Just sayin.”- Dan

35:35 “River. Oh my god.”- Dan (good name)

35:42 Nice baby gurgling Dan

35:51 “Survived that hazing together.”- Dan

36:00 Phil enjoying the matching eyebrows

36:06 “Maybe they got that scar together, doing something, as roommates.”- Dan

36:30 “Copacabana.”- Dan

36:50 “Clearly we didn’t have the American college experience. We did the Smirnoff Slam.”- Dan

37:05 Jogging with baby imitation

37:12 “Wow. Dilddy is just every person probably on the internet and YouTube, in the community watching this.”- Dan

37:25 “Wow. So relatable.”- Dan (shush Dan, #relatable is your schtick)

37:30 “How is he so ripped if he never jogs though?”- Phil (umm you selected that body type and said he works out.)

37:37 “Bro brunch.”- Phil, “A bro brunch?!”- Dan

“Why do we never have bro brunches?”- Dan, “I don’t know”-Phil

“What the hell is a bro brunch?”- Dan, “I don’t know.”- Phil

37:52 “Jog on, Craig.”- Phil, “Jog on, Craig? Jesus.”- Dan

38:18 “I mean, there’s like, stuff in that, isn’t there.”- Yes Dan, they’re tomatoes.

41:01 “The blonde guy.”- Phil

41:10 Phil likes coffee shop guy. Gee I wonder why. Dan is unsure, too cool.

41:30 Dan likes the blonde: confidence, wants to make you happy, “that’s who Dilddy needs in his life, at this important time.” (Dear god Dan can you not?)

Phil still thinks he’s a robot with satanic children. Yep.

41:51 Gee Phil you don’t seem into it. (probably just tired, maybe headache)

42:08 “Thumb it”, tickle, etc.

42:45 “Get a dog.”- Dan

#phan #d&p timestamps #dapgames #dnp games #dnp timestamps #dan and phil play dream daddy #dilddy lestowell

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F/O List Updates and Info

Since I’m participating in “To My S/I” I wanted to add some info about my S/I’s and their relationships to my F/O’s, as well as make two (2) additions to said list! Without further ado, here we go!

Romantic: Sans from Undertale (Hopeful Lovers) (Main Romance) S/I: Lexi, Human We’ve been dating for a while now, and we love each other very much. We try to help each other keep going, even when we feel like giving up. We don’t talk as much as we should when something is bothering us. At least not to each other, so I know we’re both hiding something. One day I hope we can trust each other enough to break that wall between us.

Serana from Skyrim (Till Undeath Do Us Part) S/I: Dria, Nord Dovahkin After our adventures together we settled down. We’re married and living out our days in Lake View Manor with our children Lucia and Hroar. Serana has been cured of her vampirism.

Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princess of Power (Love Stings) S/I: Flamera, Princess of Fire It’s hard to love someone on the other side of the fight. But we have managed to keep it secret so far. We hope one day we can live in peace, without the war getting between us.

Aaravos from The Dragon Prince (Twinkling in the Night) (Newly Added~) S/I: Aurora, Human Mage We first saw each other through a mirror locked away in a dungeon. Not the most romantic of first dates, but it was worth it to meet such a marvel of magical beings. He is interested in me, in an almost scientific way. We have managed to communicate through writing.

Semi-Romantic: Damara/The Handmaid from Homestuck (Time Immemorial) S/I: Lexi, Human Damara and I met each other due to the machinations of Doc Scratch. Over time we became very good friends and she asked me to be her Moirail. I accepted and we keep each other safe from Doc as best as we can.

Doc Scratch from Homestuck (Reduced Autonomy Privileges) S/I: Lexi, Human Doc is a bastard and I hate his stupid face. But there are moments that walk the line between venomous and sensual. And I hate that I like it. Damara calls it Kismesitude. I guess that’s what it is? (This is a deliberately unhealthy ship.)

Alduin from Skyrim (Destiny Binds Us) S/I: Dria, Nord Dovahkin Alduin was returned from the grave by his father Akatosh in mortal form, as a punishment for forsaking his duty. Akatosh believed that Alduin needed to walk among mortals in order to understand them. As Dovahkin, I pledged to keep an eye on him. Serana and I make him unruly and envious. He is fixated with capturing my attention. Serana thinks it’s funny. I think it’s adorable. He thinks it’s just a phase. Paarthurnax thinks Alduin has found a soul mate...

W.D. Gaster from Undertale (Existance is Futile) S/I: Lexi, Human He haunts me, obsessed with me. He’s never harmed me, but he appears in my dreams and in the darkest corners, beckoning me to free him. But I don’t know how. Or if I want to.

Platonic: Alphys from Undertale (Karaoke Kweens) S/I: Lexi, Human Alphys and I bond over trashy anime, cooking shows, making fun of Sans, and weekly karaoke nights.

Asgore from Undertale (Flower Crowns) S/I: Lexi, Human Asgore is someone I can always go to for a good hug, a warm cup of tea, and friendly advice. He’s a father figure to me, and he’s trying to help me reconnect with my own dad.

Flowey from Undertale (Nip It In the Bud) S/I: Lexi, Human Flowey is a pain in the rear sometimes. He doesn’t know what to do with himself most of the time. Even if I show him something new, he tires of it quickly. I promised him something that I don’t know if I can keep. I promised that I would make sure he had a soul. He confided in me, I feel it’s the least I can do after what he’s been through.

Frisk from Undertale (Determined Humans) S/I: Lexi, Human Frisk is a tough kid. They are sometimes hard to communicate with, but they’re intelligent, brave, and kind. It’s hard to get them to open up, but I’ve been doing my best when I tutor them to help them understand that they’re allowed to talk about whatever is bothering them. It was Frisk who showed me I wasn’t alone in having a soul so red.

Grillby from Undertale (Quiet Quality) S/I: Lexi, Human Grillby is a pretty cool dude for a fire elemental. He’s a little wary of me, but I think it’s because he’s worried about Sans. Apparently the two of them used to date. But Grillby is a sweet man and he’s never spit in my food, so I call it a win. Besides we can bond over our mutual love of cuisine.

Mettaton from Undertale (Sexy Shapes) S/I: Lexi, Human This asshole cannot keep his competitive streak under control and neither can I. It helps to have a thing for glamor when dealing with him, so I may or may not have gotten into the hobby just to one-up him from time to time. I like to consider him a rival in that regard. But he’s a good friend and has always stood up for me when people are unkind about my body. He really does see the beauty in everyone.

Muffet from Undertale (Pastry Activists) S/I: Lexi, Human Muffet and I love to bake, even if I’m not the best at it. Sometimes her spiders scare me, but I would never hurt one of them. Especially since I can at least talk to them and tell them when they’re invading my space. Muffet loves that I’m nice to her babies. We’ve also attended rallies together in order to fight for monster rights. We bring snacks and hydration for events that need it.

Napstablook from Undertale (Easily Spooked) S/I: Lexi, Human Blooky shares a love of cool jams with me. We’ve worked on a lot of tracks together. Their company is soothing.

Papyrus from Undertale (Loud and Proud) S/I: Lexi, Human Papy has been the best wingman a person could ask for. He constantly tells me how proud he is of me and Sans. And he and I enjoy puzzles together. He’s a very good friend and I’m so happy to have him in my life.

Toriel from Undertale (Pie Babes) S/I: Lexi, Human Tori and I get together for lunch often. I want to be a teacher at the school she works at when I finish college. I get to be an Aide in her class and she has me tutor Frisk from time to time. She’s a wonderful mother figure to me, and she reminds me to keep fighting for my own happiness. She also really likes my mom, so I’m glad they can get along, even if my mom is a little confused by all the monsters suddenly in the world.

Undyne from Undertale (Just Desserts) S/I: Lexi, Human Undyne is hard to keep up with, to say the least but she warmed up to me after seeing how I interact with Alphys and Papyrus. She’s trying to motivate me to work out with her, but I think I’ll stick to the couch for now. At least until she agrees to take me to a normal gym and let me do my own thing. Her workout routine is a little intense for me.

Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto (Noodle Buds) S/I: Minyou, Kunoichi I work a lot of long nights helping Naruto on his path to become Hokage. He’s practically hand-picked for the job when Kakashi retires, but he’s still slacking off. You’d think saving the world would change that attitude of his, but at least he tries to listen to me when important topics come up. He came to me to learn what he needs to know to run the village, but often our study sessions turn into noodle night at Ichiraku. Not that I’m complaining there. He’s really something else.

Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece (Gum Song) S/I: Siren, Captain of the Shanty Pirates It wasn’t very long ago when I met the Strawhat crew. They’re a unique bunch. I’d never been interested in the kind of goals they’re after, least of all King of the Pirates. But Luffy changed my mind. After his stand against the Marines, I was emboldened to chart a course toward the One Piece. Maybe we’ll find it, maybe we won’t. But won’t it be a fun adventure along the way? Besides. I’d like to see him again, and thank him for reminding me why I became a pirate in the first place.

Trunks from Dragonball (Partners in Time) S/I: Rugala, Saiyan I was summoned for one reason, to assist Trunks in saving the universe from collapse. I never thought I’d make friends with someone like him, but I’ll stand by his side until the end of time. Which for the two of us, may not ever come, but I digress.

Mallek Adalov from Hiveswap: Friendsim (Semicolons Are for Smart People) S/I: Lexi, Human I miss Mallek a lot. We are able to text each other sometimes, but I have to be careful when it comes to doing so. Doc could take him away from me. Mallek is one of the truest friends a person could ask for.

Steven Universe from Steven Universe (Shooting Stars) S/I: Lexi, Human Steven is a great kid! He’s helped me do a lot of things I didn’t think were possible. He helped me build confidence in myself and taught me how to play the ukulele. I’m going to chase my dream, and I owe it to him for encouraging me.

Flash Sentry from My Little Pony (Flashy Flare) S/I: Doodle Flare, Unicorn Flash was charged with protecting me on my journey across Equestria. He stands up for me when I am unable to do so myself. He’s thrown himself into freezing water to save me. He’s made me feel like my mission is important, even when everypony else thinks it isn’t. I owe him a lot, and I should be sure to thank Prince Shining armor for assigning him to guard me.

Phew, that should be everyone. If any get added to this list, I will update it accordingly.

#self ship community #self-insert #f/o community #f/o list #udated f/o list

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